TAW  I did not read all the previous post in this thread, just marked as
read your last crept through. Pete can be a pain some of his post might be
seen as agresive but yours
should be over on rec.scuba. If you dont like dont read it.

David

Why don't you go f.ck yourself, with you 'funny' signature.
Isn't that  banned as well? If jokes are against charter then what do you
call that?
Sad f.ckers use 'funny" sigs to 'try' to improve the overall quality of
their shite post.
Try some content in the message, rather than some bollocks tagged on
automatically.

Joke follows:
<bad it is!>
<f.ck off Pete Young, read no more -  it is on topic, but humerous(ish) but
you won't like.>
<look , piss off Pete - was it pete@antipope.org  I removed the dot as
instructed - HTH>
<i'll get there in a bit, but humour needs anticipation>

Ok then, everyone but Pete still here?

A pair of divers team up to go diving, one is 6"9, has all the latest gear ,
done 4 million  dives  and is wonderfull (Pete is that you?)
the other , 3 ft 2, borrowed gear, doesn't know which way is up.

Their first dive together is a disaster, they just can't do it.

And  - punchline coming, so piss of pete, its a joke hereon in:

One turns to the other and says

Its ok, we're just too diver(se).

<just for pete>

Two Divers
Too Diverse

No?

f.ck you then.

<put your own  stupid "witty" remark in this space, I can't be arsed

Pete S. <spamPetespam@spamderwentspamelec.spamclara.spamco.spamuk> spluttered indignantly:

Lets not. Lets stay on-topic for uk.rec.scuba, see the charter
for details. rec.humor.funny is down the hall.

Lets lighten the mood a little:-

A cabbie picks up a Nun. The Nun gets into the cab, and the cab driver
won't  stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He
replies:
 "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you".
 She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I
am and
 have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear
just
 about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask
that
 I would find offensive."  "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a
nun
kiss me."
 She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:  No1, you
have
 to be single and No2, you must be Catholic."
 The cab driver is very excited and says, "! Yes, I'm single and
Catholic!"
 "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."  The nun fulfils his
fantasy
 with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.  But when they get back
on the
 road, the cab driver starts crying.
 "My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
 "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied I must confess, I'm married and
I'm
 Jewish."
 The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Fancy
Dress
 party."