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Scuba Forum / Scuba Locations / April 2004Underwater "dancing!"
Heard of a salty tall tale of randy divers today doing the 'luuurrrve' thing beneath the waves? Anybody heard of folk taking donning Aqualung and getting their mojo on U/W? I've heard its a funky yet tricky thing to groove! Lets put this on Open Forum! Anybody got any stories they want to share??? Come on don't be shy. We're all divers. What happens underwater, stays underwater/stays on the forum! > Heard of a salty tall tale of randy divers today doing the 'luuurrrve' thing > beneath the waves? [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Come on don't be shy. We're all divers. What happens underwater, stays > underwater/stays on the forum! This subject comes up in here from time to time; IMNSHO, it ain't worth the effort and risk. Say you are enjoying a 7 course gourmet meal complete with old vines vintage wine and candlelight. Now, put the whole thing on a roller coaster; has your enjoyment of the experience been enhanced? Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW. Gordon in Austin > This subject comes up in here from time to time; IMNSHO, it ain't worth > the effort and risk. Say you are enjoying a 7 course gourmet meal > complete with old vines vintage wine and candlelight. Now, put the > whole thing on a roller coaster; has your enjoyment of the experience > been enhanced? 1) Just because all your diving is in Cozumel doesn't mean that all diving is like a roller coaster. 2) Sex doesn't always have to be in a canopy bed on satin sheets with Mozart playing. 3) The gear can be cumbersome. Drysuits are not an option. But when properly outfitted in warm water, it's less confining than many bondage get ups. 4) I find doggie-style works best. 5) Silicon-based, available in single-use packets at sex shops around the world. >2) Sex doesn't always have to be in a canopy bed on satin sheets with Mozart >playing. You mean... Then... WOW!!! And to think I was bginning to believe I was getting too old to learn something new! Thank you, Greg. Thank you, thank you, thank you..... ;-}  SignatureCharlie Hammond -- Hewlett-Packard Company -- Ft Lauderdale FL USA (hammond@not@peek.ssr.hp.com -- remove "@not" when replying) All opinions expressed are my own and not necessarily my employer's. > > This subject comes up in here from time to time; IMNSHO, it ain't worth > > the effort and risk. Say you are enjoying a 7 course gourmet meal [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > 1) Just because all your diving is in Cozumel doesn't mean that all diving > is like a roller coaster. It isn't (though it mostly is lately), but you're taking the example far too literally. I could just have easily said "on the bumper cars". ;^) > 2) Sex doesn't always have to be in a canopy bed on satin sheets with Mozart > playing. But (for me) the best is, though my bed doesn't have a canopy, my sheets are cotton, and the music is more likely to be Jimmie Spheeris or Rufus Wainwright (well, *she* likes Rufus Wainwright, anyway) or Let's Play Music. > 3) The gear can be cumbersome. Drysuits are not an option. But when > properly outfitted in warm water, it's less confining than many bondage get > ups. I've no firsthand knowledge of any bondage getups, sorry. > 4) I find doggie-style works best. For whom? > 5) Silicon-based, available in single-use packets at sex shops around the > world. When I'm in scuba gear, I can't even see the buckle on my weight belt, much less... well... you know. This is quite literally a case of different strokes for different folks. One thing I *would* like to know is if anyone has tried it in microgravity conditions, like on the shuttle or the ISS. It sure seems like somebody would have, in the interest of science. Hey, maybe I could write up the experiment and get it funded... But seriously, scuba diving takes constant attention to survival skills, and there is one point in time in particular where I cannot think about survival skills (or anything else) at all. I could quite easily drown. I have heard that for some folks the threat of instant death can be an aphrodisiac, but I'm not one of them. Anyway, to each his/her own, but these are two experiences which I enjoy immensely, the experience of which, when combined, would (for me) be less pleasurable than when experienced separately. I like to give each my undivided attention. YMMV. Gordon in Austin > But (for me) the best is, though my bed doesn't have a canopy, my sheets > are cotton, and the music is more likely to be Jimmie Spheeris or Rufus > Wainwright (well, *she* likes Rufus Wainwright, anyway) or Let's Play > Music. I must be older than her and you, because the only Wainwright I ever found enjoyable is his dad...Loudon. Damn, the longer I am around the more hints life leaves as to my age! > > But (for me) the best is, though my bed doesn't have a canopy, my sheets > > are cotton, and the music is more likely to be Jimmie Spheeris or Rufus [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Damn, the longer I am around the more hints life leaves as to my age! I just remembered something...way back when, early 70's or so..he wrote a song for his son and it appeared on his album Unrequited, the song was titled "Rufus is a Tit Man". > > But (for me) the best is, though my bed doesn't have a canopy, my sheets > > are cotton, and the music is more likely to be Jimmie Spheeris or Rufus [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I must be older than her and you, because the only Wainwright I ever found > enjoyable is his dad...Loudon. Well, our 21 year old daughter introduced my wife to Rufus' music and she loves it. It's not my cuppa, though; I'm more of a Deadhead. I need a miracle every day, Gordon in Austin > > 1) Just because all your diving is in Cozumel doesn't mean that all diving > > is like a roller coaster. > > It isn't (though it mostly is lately), but you're taking the example far > too literally. I could just have easily said "on the bumper cars". ;^) Again, only if diving is a thrill ride for you. A lot of my warm water diving is relaxing, beautiful, and wet and fishy. Perfect ingredients for sex. > But (for me) the best is, though my bed doesn't have a canopy, my sheets > are cotton, and the music is more likely to be Jimmie Spheeris or Rufus > Wainwright (well, *she* likes Rufus Wainwright, anyway) or Let's Play > Music. Get that underwater MP3 player and listen to whatever you like. The sound of bubbles alone are enough to turn me on. > I've no firsthand knowledge of any bondage getups, sorry. Don't apologize to me, apologize to your wife. > For whom? Me. Who else matters? > When I'm in scuba gear, I can't even see the buckle on my weight belt, > much less... well... you know. Diet and the sex will improve. No wonder you're having problems visualizing it underwater. > But seriously, scuba diving takes constant attention to survival skills, > and there is one point in time in particular where I cannot think about > survival skills (or anything else) at all. I could quite easily drown. > I have heard that for some folks the threat of instant death can be an > aphrodisiac, but I'm not one of them. Come on, we're talking warm water diving, not the real thing. Since when is warm water diving a survival test? >> But seriously, scuba diving takes constant attention to survival skills, >> and there is one point in time in particular where I cannot think about [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >Come on, we're talking warm water diving, not the real thing. Since when is >warm water diving a survival test? When you scream out "yeah baby!" at the top of your lungs? Signaturedillon When I was a kid, I thought the angel's name was Hark and the horse's name was Bob. > I could quite easily drown. Don't be silly. Even at 40 feet and breathing heavily you'd probably have 20 minutes or more. If you're worried that you'd run out of air, imagine what it was like for these poor people: http://milehighclub.com/beyond.html SignatureSteve The above can be construed as personal opinion in the absence of a reasonable belief that it was intended as a statement of fact. If you want a reply to reach me, remove the SPAMTRAP from the address. >> I could quite easily drown. > >Don't be silly. Even at 40 feet and breathing heavily you'd probably have 20 minutes >or more. If you're worried that you'd run out of air, imagine what it was like for >these poor people: >http://milehighclub.com/beyond.html Hmm, if ever there was a time to be a little quick on the trigger ... Signaturedillon When I was a kid, I thought the angel's name was Hark and the horse's name was Bob. >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW. ??? Says who? Water IS a lubricant. A pretty good one at that. Howver, it has other properties that limit its use in many applications. But, so far as I know, it has not yet been replaced in ice skating. SignatureCharlie Hammond -- Hewlett-Packard Company -- Ft Lauderdale FL USA (hammond@not@peek.ssr.hp.com -- remove "@not" when replying) All opinions expressed are my own and not necessarily my employer's. > >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW. > > ??? Says who? Water IS a lubricant. A pretty good one at that. > Howver, it has other properties that limit its use in many applications. > But, so far as I know, it has not yet been replaced in ice skating. Really? Try replacing your crankcase oil with water and see how long your car runs before all the seals and bearings wear out. But maybe I should have been more specific at the cost of decorum rather than relying on context. ;^) In um, some circumstances, between uh, some types of er, surfaces, water has virtually no lubricating properties. Gordon in Austin > > >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW. > > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Gordon in Austin . . . and, in fact, tends to wash away natural lubricants. Lee >> >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW. >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >Really? Try replacing your crankcase oil with water and see how long >your car runs before all the seals and bearings wear out. ... Of course, engine bearings are not desinged for water lubrication, but my expectation is that it'll run just fine until the engine heats up and the water turns to steam. Which is to say, not very long. Which is way I said that water "has other properties that limit its use in many applications." Gordon, if you've never slipped on a wet floor, your education has been neglected! ;-} SignatureCharlie Hammond -- Hewlett-Packard Company -- Ft Lauderdale FL USA (hammond@not@peek.ssr.hp.com -- remove "@not" when replying) All opinions expressed are my own and not necessarily my employer's. > >> >Water is NOT a lubricant, BTW. > >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Which is way I said that water "has other properties that limit its use > in many applications." Most engines don't run that hot, and even a modest amount of water in your engine oil can take out your bearings. This is something I know from painful experience. > Gordon, if you've never slipped on a wet floor, your education has > been neglected! ;-} And if you've never tried it in a hot tub or a swimming pool (speaking of painful experiences), so has yours. ;^) Gordon in Austin > Heard of a salty tall tale of randy divers today doing the I happen to have some vhs videos, one of which is entitled "the lure of the triangle" and was shot in the open ocean (apparently) circa 1978... looking at the gear. (and the hair-do's) Boinking without a BC. Is that PADI approved? PUSI says it's okay. (GOOGLE that one) Technical Fact: Two consenting AOW's could inflate their b.c.'s fully within the confines of an overhead environment and use "bouyancy created up-gravity". The question is- who's on top? The "sheets" could be kinda dangerous if not downright scratchy. This is, of course, a PADI Distinktiv Specialty. Get the patch! -- Robert "Doc" Adelman, C.I.D. 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