> FEEDING YOUR NIGGER
>
> Your Nigger likes fried chicken, corn bread, and
> watermelon. You should therefore give it none of
> these things because its lazy a.s almost
> certainly doesn't deserve it. Instead, feed it
> on porridge with salt, and creek water. Your
> nigger will supplement its diet with whatever it
> finds in the fields, other niggers, etc.
> Experienced nigger owners sometimes push
> watermelon slices through the bars of the nigger
> cage at the end of the day as a treat, but only
> if all niggers have worked well and nothing has
> been stolen that day. Mike of the Old Ranch
> Plantation reports that this last one is a
> killer, since all niggers steal something almost
> every single day of their lives. He reports he
> doesn't have to spend much on free watermelon
> for his niggers as a result. You should never
> allow your nigger meal breaks while at work,
> since if it stops work for more than ten minutes
> it will need to be retrained. You would be
> surprised how long it takes to teach a nigger to
> pick cotton. You really would.
> Coffee beans?
> Don't ask.
> You have no idea.