Does not ever lie?  Hmmmmm

   Wow, impressive.  (Yawn)

Reef Fish (Large_Nasty_Grouper@)Yahoo.com) FORGED

See:            http://tinyurl.com/ca8b8
See also:    http://tinyurl.com/bnduz

It had been previously confirmed by Yahoo.com that BOTH the
posting name AND the Yahoo address were forged.   JammerSix,
or whomever forged JammerSix is the prime suspect.   Judging
from the content of the post, it COULD have been one of two
other posters who had been known to make forged posts, targeted
at the true "Reef Fish".

See the tinyurl forgeries above.

This is telling!  I did host a party for Scuba-SE divers, in honor
of the owner of the Scuba-SE LIST, Jeff Kell.

http://tinyurl.com/cdgj3

Yes, I DO have plenty of booze at home, precisely for parties held
at my home, for my GUESTS.   Haven't bought a bottle to replentish
the stock left over from the 1990s since 2002, but what's there can
STILL accommodate a party for at least 100 drinkers.

I even have a bottle of 1966 Chateau LaFite Rothschild (you can't
even find in cruises or most of the expensive restaurants; and if you
do. it would probably command a bill of $500 for the bottle) to share
with my internet friends and divers -- when my flamers on the
internet wake up and realize their "exercise in futility" (Google
archives would reveal more of those than I care to count!

Except for the "stolen from cruise ships and airplane rides" part,
I have MORE than just "dozens of tiny bottles" (at least a hundred),
mostly undrunk, about half of which were collected from exotic
locations in my travel, such as the INCA bottles from Peru in
mini-bottles shaped like statues.

So, this FORGER must have been AT that party (only 1 or 2
possible suspects on that list though) or know one of those
two at the party, to furnish the details about my liquor collection.

Given the FORGER's unintended support of my non-drinking
habits, I must relate this heart warming story about that party
and my good friend Jeff, whom I introduced to Cozumel diving
in 1994, by doing a record 27 dives in one week.  Jeff's report:

http://tinyurl.com/d3djf

Jeff was so ecstatic about that experience, like a child who has
just been turned loose in a candy factory, that his report had
been requested by many to be put on their own webpage about
Cozumel diving.

Jeff miraculously survived a two-month coma at the intensive care
unit (especially ironic in this thread, of those who made it a Flaming
Festival on the PROVEN fact that "I don't drink" because Jeff's
hospitalization was the result of his excessive  drinking).   His
family
had already "pulled the plug" on him on the diagnosis of the doctor
that Jeff no longer responded to antibiotic treatments while in his
coma at the ICU for TWO MONTHS.

This was when the MIRACLE (if I've ever seen one that could be so
called) occurred.   Within ONE DAY of his life support hook up been
pulled and he was moved from the ICU to a room for regular patients,
Jeff came out of his coma, and he was scribbling words on a piece of
paper for me on my visits and within another day or two, he was
TALKING.

The rest of the story was anticlimatic but all a part of the miracle.
Jeff who had been nicknamed "trumpetfish" for his 150 lb body on
a 6' 1" frame, dropped his weight down to 100 lbs while in coma,
quicly bounced back to a "tunafish" of over 180 lbs, and now working
fulltime in his computer center job as the multi-faceted guru in
chief analyst, postmaster, and owner of several listserv LISTS

The other honored guest was also my long-time good friend, whom
I call DarLING Viv, who post by the handle "Krazy Kiwi", from NZ,
now AUS, who spent a week with us prior to the 2002 Cayman
NEDfest, as she spent a week with us prior to the Coz99NEDfest.

DarLING Viv, like Strike, are supremely competent divers, but
more importantly, well like by EVERYONE in the LISTS amidst
flamwars in which practiced no one was spared.  So is Jeff,
though not in the same class as a diver, compared to Viv,
Strike, and a host of other divers in Scuba-SE, which had one
time been dubbed SE = Sydney and Elsewhere.  :-)   These
divers would put the collective knowledge and skill and experience
of scuba diving of the rec.scuba group to shame.

Except for the misspelling of Chattanooga, this was obviously
public information easily retrievable by anyone with a minimal skill
in web searches, but is indicative that the FORGER knows someone
on the "party" attendee list  in 2002.   OR, one of the readers in the
Scuba-SE LIST!!!   Because most of the party information was
POSTED on that list, and the list had its own forger Daniel
Crawford who forged the name "Robert Lung" in flaming me.
There could easily be a couple of suspects from THAT list.

The fact that the forger wrote, "Reef Fish does not ever lie:
post of these bottles are still full."  suggests that the FORGER
may indeed be a "friend" of mine, in the party, SPOOFING
with the known forger's posting address, because there
wasn't anything strongly derogatory or vitriolic about Reef
Fish which are found in most of the flamers' and forger's posts.

THAT pretty much covered the list of ALL POSSIBLE suspects. :-)

And for the sci.stat.math readers who were unfortunately dragged
into this cross-posted list, you don't need any "Elbow Rule" to
apply to the search algorithm for the suspect.  :-)   (The rest of you
will have to invent your own Elbow Rule, as in your circus act of
posting flames and mouth=dancing while walking on your ELBOW
and juggling coconut with your feet like the rec.scuba gorillas.

This KIND of information can be found by anyone with any knowledge
about how to retrieve Real Estate information from the County Court
House.   I've dealt with millions of dollars (buy and sell) in real
estate with a partner who was a professional broker.

But the MISinfo here showed that the forger wasn't careful enough
in his "research" in the forgery.   I was working full time in a
differnt STATE in March 1998.   I did not even know at that time
that I was going to take an early retirement in 1999 -- and move
to a different state!   :-)

I have been in USENET newsgroups and LISTSERV lists since
1987, and had already had an "asbestos drysuit" (posted in 1990)
that made me immuned to flames by the abundance of morons
and idiots in USENET.

Thanks for Google, everyone (with NO EXCEPTION since 1987)
who flamed me in the real name, in their contrived "posting name",
or FORGED "Reef Fish" (which is rare) name and posting
address, are sooner or later, the ones who showed that the only'
person they scorched are THEMSELVES,

Jeff is an expert in tracking forgers.  At one time in the mid-90s,
an unprecedented TEAM of (including Jeff and Nick Simicich)
tracked down a forger by the name "Jesus" (which turned out to
be his REAL name <G>, but a big-wig in Colombia, South
America who was not only immuned to USA laws, but the
hoodlums there are capable of REAL physical violence, so the
case was dropped by us.

I did not bother to ask Jeff to thelp rack down any of the forgers
of "Reef Fish", such as the present one, or some of the posting
names created for the SOLE purpose of cross-posting their
flames on me, such as Nassau_Fishing_Pier because I know
Jeff is already working 24/7 on his analyst/postmaster/list-owner
jobs.

But if any of you are a guru in the forger-tracking business, you
will be doing USENET and discussion groups a tremendous
service, by exposing these forging "chicken sh.ts".

-- Bob the REAL Reef Fish.

"A Darwin Award is an honour given to people who supposedly
help to improve the human gene pool by "removing themselves
from it in a spectacularly stupid manner." "

See:     http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darwin_Awards

An example of a Darwin Reward receipient is the burglar
who took a video of his own burglary act, and was caught
when the police found the video!

The FORGER of "Reef Fish" did something comparable,
which is why he is the receipient of the "Darwin Award"
for the post below.

What the Nasty_Grouper didn't know was that google now has
a NEW feature "view profile" of the author of a post, giving the
posting author's most recent post as well as the posting history.

When you click the "view profile" of this Darwin receipient,
what you see are the listing of his SIX forgeries and his
posting history:

Post Activity
   Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2005                 2             1    2
2006     1

These not only contained all 6 of the forgeries of the
Large_Nasty_Grouper@yahoo.com,  it also contained the
statistical oddity of all 5 previous posts had a FIVE STAR
rating, rated by 1 reader -- quite obviously the forger himself!

If you click the "view profile" of the REAL "Reef Fish", such as in
my post exposing the forgery, you'll get THIS history from google:

Post Activity
   Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec
2001                11  17  59  49  26  87  51
2002 62  51  91  45   7   40  77  82  145  238  50  45
2003 122  110  64  53  51  60  62  111  72  50  55  65
2004 65  64  114  71  79  91  56  110  197  150  17  202
2005 315  168  132  255  189  320  241  338  223  252  266  129
2006 149  176

The Darwin receipient won his Award by unknowlingly caught
by Google,  of his forgery history in the unsigned post below:

-- Bob.   The REAL "Reef Fish".