> Have a great trip and bring back a comprehensive report. I don't know
> when, or even if, I'll get back to Puerto Rico, but if I do, diving will
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> even snorkel gear, I also failed to take any evidence of certification. I
> will not make that mistake again.
> Unfortunately, if they call you while you're underwater and you don't hear
> the phone, you'll piss the judge.
Particularly is you're on the opposite end of the island.
> When you finally show up in court late, dripping wet in your speedos like
> a bizarre parody of Michael Jackson, you'll really piss the judge off.
Are you suggesting I don't look good in my speedo? Never mind. I know the
answer to that one, but Michael Jackson? I don't think so. I've always
been white, well, pink.
> But it's certainly an easy hop from Ft. Lauderdale. I know that because I
> happen to be heading back via a long layover in Lauderdale on the 26th.
> If you want that report in person, along with pretty video, come by and
> free us from our airport confinement for a couple hours and I'll buy you
> lunch.
Damn, you guys know how to make my life tough. That's Easter weekend and
the boat club has a ton of things planned for the weekend. I think there's
a dinghy cruise scheduled for that day, which might make it hard for me to
rescue you guys. I'll check, timing is everything. The boat club is right
next to the airport, actually on airport property.
Just in case it can work, send me your itinerary and cell phone number.
I'll send you mine and Jayna's. If the timing works out, I'd enjoy seeing
you again and particularly look forward to meeting your better half.
Lee
Greg Mossman - 17 Mar 2005 18:20 GMT
> Are you suggesting I don't look good in my speedo? Never mind. I know
> the answer to that one, but Michael Jackson? I don't think so. I've
> always been white, well, pink.
You probably look better in your speedo than I would look in your speedo,
but that's not saying much. But you're right. Being a tan Floridian,
you're much darker than Michael. Excuse me for the confusion.
> Damn, you guys know how to make my life tough. That's Easter weekend and
> the boat club has a ton of things planned for the weekend. I think
> there's a dinghy cruise scheduled for that day, which might make it hard
> for me to rescue you guys. I'll check, timing is everything. The boat
> club is right next to the airport, actually on airport property.
Easter? I've barely gotten over St. Patrick's Day. Was Jesus still
hungover from green beer when they nailed him to the cross? That really
would have sucked.
Anyway, what a fortuitous time to celebrate the Second Coming of Greg (to
Ft. Lauderdale, that is) (and actually it will be my third coming, but you
were hours away doing some hole diving thing that I flaked on the last time
so that doesn't count).
> Just in case it can work, send me your itinerary and cell phone number.
> I'll send you mine and Jayna's. If the timing works out, I'd enjoy seeing
> you again and particularly look forward to meeting your better half.
Done. If the timing doesn't work out, I can always call Jayna's cell and
breath heavy. Or as long as there are lockers at FLL, I can just stow my
carry-ons and take a cab to the boat club to crash whatever sort of drunken
orgies they're planning. I'll get one of those white sailor caps and wear a
navy blazer over my speedos and blend in just fine, signing my 4 hours worth
of libations to the Bell account.