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aflyr - 10 Feb 2004 05:08 GMT
I managed to lose the instructions to my recretional dive planner in a
recent move.  Does anyone have a copy they could scan & email me?  It would
be greatly appreciated!

Cheers,
Dave
Jammer Six - 10 Feb 2004 05:26 GMT
> I managed to lose the instructions to my recretional dive planner in a
> recent move.  Does anyone have a copy they could scan & email me?  It would
> be greatly appreciated!

Sure. It's simple.

1. Take a GUE-F class.
2. Throw the dive planner away.
3. Go diving, using nitrox.

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"We're going to rush the hijackers."
    -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001

Alan Street - 10 Feb 2004 06:20 GMT
#In article <FcOdnRi3IN3w-rXdRVn-vA@comcast.com>, aflyr
#<hdcii@yahoo.com> wrote:
#
#€ I managed to lose the instructions to my recretional dive planner in a
#€ recent move.  Does anyone have a copy they could scan & email me?  It would
#€ be greatly appreciated!
#
#Sure. It's simple.
#
#1. Take a GUE-F class.
#2. Throw the dive planner away.
#3. Go diving, using nitrox.

Is tri-mix acceptable at some point ;-)
Jammer Six - 10 Feb 2004 07:16 GMT
> Is tri-mix acceptable at some point ;-)

For a guy who lost his rec dive planner?

Not this weekend...

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DavidM - 10 Feb 2004 09:34 GMT
> ? Is tri-mix acceptable at some point ;-)
>
> For a guy who lost his rec dive planner?

Even worse - a guy who lost the "instructions"

Cheers
David M
aflyr - 10 Feb 2004 18:29 GMT
And here I thought I'd be dealing with mature divers not an insecure bunch
of flamers.  Thankfully I've been lucky in my diving history around the
world (including nitrox) not to run into a group like this.  The divers I
know are always helpful.  BTW the instructions are for my kid to review.
Thanks for nothing, I'll go elsewhere......

> > ? Is tri-mix acceptable at some point ;-)
> >
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> Cheers
> David M
John Q. Public - 10 Feb 2004 18:37 GMT
NEXT !!

> And here I thought I'd be dealing with mature divers not an insecure bunch
> of flamers.  Thankfully I've been lucky in my diving history around the
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> > Cheers
> > David M
Joe English - 10 Feb 2004 18:48 GMT
I'll find it scan and send it - what format

> And here I thought I'd be dealing with mature divers not an insecure bunch
> of flamers.  Thankfully I've been lucky in my diving history around the
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>>Cheers
>>David M
Jammer Six - 10 Feb 2004 19:14 GMT
> I'll find it scan and send it - what format

Too late, stud muffin.

He's gone. Way gone.

He left so fast the door never stood a chance.

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Jammer Six - 10 Feb 2004 19:13 GMT
> Thanks for nothing, I'll go elsewhere......

One post!

And another one's gone
Another one's gone

(Strut, strut *POSE*)

We're very proud.

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Kimber - 10 Feb 2004 19:33 GMT
> And here I thought I'd be dealing with mature divers not an insecure bunch
> of flamers.  Thankfully I've been lucky in my diving history around the
> world (including nitrox) not to run into a group like this.  The divers I
> know are always helpful.  BTW the instructions are for my kid to review.
> Thanks for nothing, I'll go elsewhere......

Don't let the internet hit you in the a.s on the way out.

Kimber

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mike gray, CID - 10 Feb 2004 22:03 GMT
> And here I thought I'd be dealing with mature divers not an insecure bunch
> of flamers.  Thankfully I've been lucky in my diving history around the
> world (including nitrox) not to run into a group like this.  The divers I
> know are always helpful.  BTW the instructions are for my kid to review.
> Thanks for nothing, I'll go elsewhere......

Your error was in thinking that all the folks here are divers. Very few
are, and those that flamed have a juvenile penchant for advertising that
they haven't the slightest idea what yer talking about.

Had you been a bit more patient, you would have found someone who knew
the answer and was willing to help. As Joe English did.

Don't judge the city by the pigeons.
Lee Bell - 11 Feb 2004 00:22 GMT
> And here I thought I'd be dealing with mature divers not an insecure bunch
> of flamers.  Thankfully I've been lucky in my diving history around the
> world (including nitrox) not to run into a group like this.  The divers I
> know are always helpful.  BTW the instructions are for my kid to review.
> Thanks for nothing, I'll go elsewhere......

If I were in a better mood, I'd explain . . again.  I'm not.  f.ck Off.
Curtis - 11 Feb 2004 00:53 GMT
> If I were in a better mood, I'd explain . . again.  I'm not.

   Wow!  Is this Lee?

Curtis
mike gray, CID - 11 Feb 2004 01:12 GMT
>> If I were in a better mood, I'd explain . . again.  I'm not.
>
>     Wow!  Is this Lee?

He gets real cranky if he hasn't had his warm milk and crackers by 7 pm.
Curtis - 11 Feb 2004 21:50 GMT
> He gets real cranky if he hasn't had his warm milk and crackers by 7 pm.

   Is that the real reason Lynn keeps animal crackers on her boat?

Curtis
Lee Bell - 11 Feb 2004 02:49 GMT
> > If I were in a better mood, I'd explain . . again.  I'm not.
>
>     Wow!  Is this Lee?

I'm in Houston, in the rain, after two presentations, with a third one
coming up in the morning.  Any wonder I'm in a lousy mood?

Lee
Kimber - 11 Feb 2004 03:14 GMT
> >     Wow!  Is this Lee?
>
> I'm in Houston, in the rain, after two presentations, with a third one
> coming up in the morning.  Any wonder I'm in a lousy mood?

It all makes sense now.  Hope you can get home soon.

Kimber
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Grumman-581 - 11 Feb 2004 06:16 GMT
> I'm in Houston, in the rain, after two presentations, with a third one
> coming up in the morning.  Any wonder I'm in a lousy mood?

Damn Lee, I would have liked to have hooked up with you for a beer, but I'm
not in Houston much lately -- mostly over in New Orleans... We're socked in
with rain and low ceilings also... What'cha doing over in Houston?  Surely
you didn't go there for the diving...
Curtis - 11 Feb 2004 21:42 GMT
> >     Wow!  Is this Lee?
>
> I'm in Houston, in the rain, after two presentations, with a third one
> coming up in the morning.  Any wonder I'm in a lousy mood?

   Um, no, being in Texas explains a lot.  But rec scuba's gentle giant AND
gentleman poster cussing someone in the same month, just what is going on
here?  <SEG>

Curtis
DavidM - 11 Feb 2004 00:35 GMT
> And here I thought I'd be dealing with mature divers not an insecure bunch
> of flamers.  Thankfully I've been lucky in my diving history around the
> world (including nitrox) not to run into a group like this.

Geez - I mean, nitrox is pretty scary stuff, so you must be The
Man....

> The divers I
> know are always helpful.

Oh, if *all* you want is "helpful", try uk.rec.scuba.

> BTW the instructions are for my kid to review.

The blind-leading-the-lame and people intent on killing their loived
ones...nothing new here.

> Thanks for nothing, I'll go elsewhere......

Good idea. Try in the bottom of yer dive tub, behind the couch, in
your upholstered PADI binder - those damn instructions must be
*somewhere*.

Cheers
David M
Jim Wyatt - 11 Feb 2004 17:27 GMT

> Sure. It's simple.
>
> 1. Take a GUE-F class.
> 2. Throw the dive planner away.
> 3. Go diving, using nitrox.

Jammer..when did you take your DIR-F class?

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James Connell - 11 Feb 2004 22:37 GMT
>  
>
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>
> Jammer..when did you take your DIR-F class?

he won't say - but he made an absolute a.s out of himself ( surprise,
surprise ) and has been "sneaking" lessons ever since.
 
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