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dechucka - 14 Apr 2008 07:27 GMT
OK I have gone here
http://www.finalprotectivefire.com/pix/index.php?dir=Trucks/  am I missing
something all I can see are utes. I would love to see this truck that you
smuggle guns into Canada with.

You have your belly button pierced as well as the real man tattoos? Is this
considered butch in the Marin Corp?

BTW may I suggest that you get those moles looked at on a regular basis
Grumman-581 - 14 Apr 2008 08:08 GMT
> OK I have gone here
> http://www.finalprotectivefire.com/pix/index.php?dir=Trucks/  am I missing
> something all I can see are utes.

Nope... Keep looking... <grin>

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dechucka - 14 Apr 2008 08:25 GMT
>> OK I have gone here
>> http://www.finalprotectivefire.com/pix/index.php?dir=Trucks/  am I
>> missing
>> something all I can see are utes.
>
> Nope... Keep looking... <grin>

so the photos don't exist and I still suggest he gets those moles looked at
Grumman-581 - 14 Apr 2008 09:41 GMT
> so the photos don't exist and I still suggest he gets those moles looked
> at

Obviously you are paying more attention to his moles than the other photos
that he has on his photo site... I guess I *could* give you the link to
them, but that would spoil your fun... <evil-grin>

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dechucka - 14 Apr 2008 13:41 GMT
>> so the photos don't exist and I still suggest he gets those moles looked
>> at
>
> Obviously you are paying more attention to his moles than the other photos
> that he has on his photo site... I guess I *could* give you the link to
> them, but that would spoil your fun... <evil-grin>

I doubt you can because Popeye never has. Living in the land of melanoma I
am just a bit concerned about some of those moles on his more than adequate
stomach. He and I get on so well on rsc I would hate to see him get crook
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 14 Apr 2008 16:15 GMT
>>> so the photos don't exist and I still suggest he gets those moles looked
>>> at
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>
> I doubt you can because Popeye never has.

 Since you can't provide a cite, I can't know which claim to deny.

 But the one time I idi post a URL, you were to fuckin stupid to use it.

> Living in the land of melanoma I am just a bit concerned about some of
> those moles on his more than adequate stomach. He and I get on so well on
> rsc I would hate to see him get crook

 Well, if it makes you feel better, if you were dying of some savage
degenerative disease, I'd laugh my a.s off.

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Lee Bell - 14 Apr 2008 17:24 GMT
Let me guess. Ben was looking for a picture of Popeye and couldn't find it,
even after links were provided.

Yes?
Greg Mossman - 14 Apr 2008 17:28 GMT
> Let me guess. Ben was looking for a picture of Popeye and couldn't find it,
> even after links were provided.
>
> Yes?

I'm curious why you have to guess when what you're guessing about has
been the subject of hundreds of posts in ten or twenty threads over
the past month.  That's probably the wrong stance to take when you're
implicitly commenting on another's cluelessness.
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 14 Apr 2008 18:01 GMT
> Let me guess. Ben was looking for a picture of Popeye and couldn't find
> it, even after links were provided.
>
> Yes?

 Close. but much more complicated.

 It was nisrael that started it, and then dechucka got involved, and then
ben had to involve himself to show what a pussy he was.

 A master URL is available daily, and sometimes specifically posted, while
ben stumbles around wanting, like a blindfolded, dizzy 8 year old swinging
at a piñata, and dechucka keeps crying "liar, liar!!" in Canadian fashion
about something that's hysterically right in front of his face.

 Meanwhile, neither of them has the sac to bet me about the availability of
the URL.

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Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 14 Apr 2008 16:13 GMT
>>> OK I have gone here
>>> http://www.finalprotectivefire.com/pix/index.php?dir=Trucks/  am I
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> so the photos don't exist and I still suggest he gets those moles looked
> at

 So why not bet?

 Scurry, scurry, scurry like Francis.

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Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 14 Apr 2008 16:12 GMT
> OK I have gone here
> http://www.finalprotectivefire.com/pix/index.php?dir=Trucks/  am I missing
> something all I can see are utes. I would love to see this truck that you
> smuggle guns into Canada with.

 No, like Kennybenny, you're right on it, and can't find the hand if front
of your face because you're a fuckin stupewit.

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crownfield - 15 Apr 2008 03:57 GMT
-"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
-news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
-> OK I have gone here
-> http://www.finalprotectivefire.com/pix/index.php?dir=Trucks/  am I missing
-> something all I can see are utes. I would love to see this truck that you
-> smuggle guns into Canada with.
-
-
-  No, like Kennybenny, you're right on it, and can't find the hand if front
-of your face because you're a fuckin stupewit.

clueless vegetable, obviously.
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Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 15 Apr 2008 08:41 GMT
> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
> -news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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>
> clueless vegetable, obviously.

 What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of the
page.

 He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the third is an e-mail
link.

 It's like trying not to watch a retarded kid repeatedly miss his mouth
with a spoon of oatmeal.

> -
> ---
> -
> -

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dechucka - 16 Apr 2008 01:56 GMT
>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>> -news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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>  It's like trying not to watch a retarded kid repeatedly miss his mouth
> with a spoon of oatmeal.

I have found the problem after looking at your trucks link again; I wouldn't
call those trucks Utes yes some 4x4s but nothing I would call a truck. Can't
see anything with 6 wheels which would be my definition of the minimum for a
truck. None of those you would need even a light rigid truck license to
drive in Aus
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 16 Apr 2008 03:39 GMT
>>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>> -news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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>
> I have found the problem

 <gack>

>after looking at your trucks link again; I wouldn't call those trucks Utes
>yes some 4x4s but nothing I would call a truck. Can't see anything with 6
>wheels which would be my definition of the minimum for a truck. None of
>those you would need even a light rigid truck license to drive in Aus

 Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zzzzuuuussss.

 Dave, as much as a lying, scurrying, shitbag as you are, I'm really
beginning to worry.

 How do you get dressed in the morning?

 Does Cathy have to tie your shoes, or do you have the velcro kind?

 It's no wonder you don't have any money to bet.

 No one would let you out with any more than lunch money in your pocket.

 Now, turn off the TV and make Cathy leave the room, so your mind won't
wander.

 I'm going to -give- you the answer now (again), since you've proven, like
kennybenny, too much of a spineless shitheel coward to bet your mouth.

 Start with this: "It's like trying not to watch a retarded kid repeatedly
miss his mouth with a spoon of oatmeal."

 It doesn't help, but it's really accurate and really, really funny.

 Then this: "He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the third is
an e-mail link."

 See if you can add TWO (2) plus (+) ONE (1).

 What number is that? (hint- 3)

 Remember that for later.

 Use the square wooden blocks that are doubtlessly at your feet.

 Now, here's the clincher.

 -Everything- that anyone, even a cowardly, spineless stupe/f.ck-wit from
Team Futile needs is -right- here:

 "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of the
page."

 Work with me, kennybenny.

 I mean dechucka (you all blend).

 Hold up your left hand with the fingers extended, palm in.

 Fold in the thumb.

 I dunno about roo inbreeding down under, but up here, that leaves 4
fingers.

 With me so far?

 See the number FOUR (4)?

 Again: "What's simply amazing is that there are only -->4<-- links at the
bottom of the page."

 -Now-

 Here: "He keeps hitting  -->two<-- of them over and over, and
the -->third<-- is an e-mail link."

 Remember (John wouldn't)?

 Two (2) PLUS (+) ONE (1) = THREE (3)

 Repeat: "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the
bottom of the page."

 FOUR (4) MINUS (-) THREE (3)(fold in three more fingers) = what?

 How many links are left, stoopit?

 Damn, are you dumb.

 Day-ammm

 CONCENTRATE: "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the
bottom of the page. He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the
third is an e-mail link."

 "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of the
page."  WHACK

 "He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the third is an e-mail
link."  WHACK

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     different from that of others. The man who cannot cut it, envies,
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dechucka - 16 Apr 2008 04:14 GMT
>>>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> -news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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>  Dave, as much as a lying, scurrying, shitbag as you are, I'm really
> beginning to worry.

not bad insults

>  How do you get dressed in the morning?
>
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>  "He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the third is an e-mail
> link."  WHACK

well you wasted your time didn't you.

My point however stands
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 16 Apr 2008 04:36 GMT
>>>>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>> -news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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>
> not bad insults

 It's included in the service.

>>  How do you get dressed in the morning?
>>
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>
> well you wasted your time didn't you.

 So it seems.

 I guess the 4-3=x thing was too complicated.

 But the oatmeal thing -was- funny.

> My point however stands

 It never did.

 You lied, over and over, and then weaseled and scurried in a particularly
cowardly fashion.

 You look like a complete a.s.

 "He keeps hitting two of them over and over"

 And over and over and over.

 It's stunning, really.

 But what we've now come to expect from your team.

 "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of the
page."

 Email Popeye! - Popeye's Pix - PicasaWeb - More

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          fears and sometimes hates the man who can. -Cooper

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dechucka - 16 Apr 2008 05:10 GMT
>>>>>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>> -news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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>
>  Email Popeye! - Popeye's Pix - PicasaWeb - More

Wow you are an inspiration to thing, your country and the Marine corp.
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 16 Apr 2008 08:43 GMT
>>>>>>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> -news:4802f974$0$30926$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au...
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>
> Wow you are an inspiration to thing, your country and the Marine corp.

 Allrighty then.

 "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of the
page."

 Email Popeye! - Popeye's Pix - PicasaWeb - More

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     different from that of others. The man who cannot cut it, envies,
          fears and sometimes hates the man who can. -Cooper

                       Popeye/ www.finalprotectivefire.com

Grumman-581 - 16 Apr 2008 09:00 GMT
>   Allrighty then.
>
>   "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of
>   the page."
>
>   Email Popeye! - Popeye's Pix - PicasaWeb - More

Maybe the scroll bar doesn't work on his computer?

Only takes 3 clicks to get one of the photos in full size... Less to get
just a thumbnail of it...

He's gonna feel really stupid when he finally realizes that it has been
staring at him from in front of his fact this entire time... Kind of like
when I want to hide something from my 13-yr old daughter -- I put it in
plain sight... Of course, putting it in plain sight in her room is even
better... She can't find *anything* in there!

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Wm. David Maddin - 17 Apr 2008 01:53 GMT
> He's gonna feel really stupid when...

Is he smart enough to feel stupid?

Well, I am back from being away.

Hi chilly, missed ya.

Hey popeye, you going North this summer?
Brother Dave and I are leaving on the long weekend in May for the Yukon and
Alaska, we are hoping to share some tasty beverages with you again.

I also understand you were in the NWT, I spend a month there each year,
along with various trips throughout the year. I just returned from Snap
Lake and am leaving for Diavik in a week.

David
Edmonton, Alberta
chilly - 17 Apr 2008 05:54 GMT
> > He's gonna feel really stupid when...
>
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>
> Hi chilly, missed ya.

Missed  you too!  This is remarkable.  I was just thinking of you yesterday.

> Hey popeye, you going North this summer?
> Brother Dave and I are leaving on the long weekend in May for the Yukon and
> Alaska, we are hoping to share some tasty beverages with you again.

You have a brother named Dave?  hee hee  I told you people all the guys up
here are named Dave.

> I also understand you were in the NWT, I spend a month there each year,
> along with various trips throughout the year. I just returned from Snap
> Lake and am leaving for Diavik in a week.
>
> David
> Edmonton, Alberta
Greg Mossman - 17 Apr 2008 06:18 GMT
> > Hey popeye, you going North this summer?
> > Brother Dave and I are leaving on the long weekend in May for the Yukon
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> You have a brother named Dave?  hee hee  I told you people all the guys up
> here are named Dave.

Not all the people.  Only 70%.  I bet you his mother isn't named Dave.
Wm. David Maddin - 18 Apr 2008 05:59 GMT
> Not all the people.  Only 70%.  I bet you his mother isn't named Dave.

You are right.
Father calls Mother Ed.

David
Edmonton, Alberta
chilly - 18 Apr 2008 07:31 GMT
On Apr 16, 9:54 pm, "chilly" <slar...@shaw.canada> wrote:

> >> Hey popeye, you going North this summer?
> > >Brother Dave and I are leaving on the long weekend in May for the Yukon
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>> You have a brother named Dave? hee hee I told you people all the guys up
>> here are named Dave.

>Not all the people.  Only 70%.  I bet you his mother isn't named Dave.

I said "all the guys".  I didn't say anything about mothers.
Wm. David Maddin - 18 Apr 2008 05:58 GMT
> Missed  you too!  This is remarkable.  I was just thinking of you
> yesterday.

Sucks to be you, if you are thinking of me.
There must be better things to think about.
Oh, wait, you live in Calgary.
Sorry.

(snicker)

> You have a brother named Dave?  hee hee  I told you people all the guys up
> here are named Dave.

Actually, I know five others named David.
If I introduced you, you could sing that Bare Naked Ladies song.

David
Edmonton, Alberta
chilly - 18 Apr 2008 07:28 GMT
> > Missed  you too!  This is remarkable.  I was just thinking of you
> > yesterday.
>
> Sucks to be you, if you are thinking of me.

Hey, you popped into my head, I had no control over it.  Maybe I'm
telepathic.

> There must be better things to think about.
> Oh, wait, you live in Calgary.
> Sorry.

That's right!!  A grand place to live.  Good of you to make note of that.

> (snicker)
>
> > You have a brother named Dave?  hee hee  I told you people all the guys up
> > here are named Dave.
>
> Actually, I know five others named David.

Are they all your brothers?

> If I introduced you, you could sing that Bare Naked Ladies song.

If you introduced me, I could probably sing a lot of songs.  ;^)

> David
> Edmonton, Alberta
Wm. David Maddin - 19 Apr 2008 02:33 GMT
> Hey, you popped into my head, I had no control over it.  Maybe I'm
> telepathic.

Or a bad meal.

>> Oh, wait, you live in Calgary.on the news tonight.
> That's right!!  A grand place to live.  

Well, we have this green stuff pushing through the brown, I saw just white
in Calgary on the news this evening.


>> Actually, I know five others named David.
> Are they all your brothers?

All with exception to one.

David
Edmonton, Alberta
chilly - 19 Apr 2008 08:12 GMT
> > Hey, you popped into my head, I had no control over it.  Maybe I'm
> > telepathic.
>
> Or a bad meal.

Hmm . . maybe . . .  I had a Dave burger.

> >> Oh, wait, you live in Calgary.on the news tonight.
> > That's right!!  A grand place to live.
>
> Well, we have this green stuff pushing through the brown, I saw just white
> in Calgary on the news this evening.

I had flowers coming up yesterday.  Tonight I was lucky to make it home
alive.  Some may not have, but certainly there were any number of cars in
the ditch and playing bumper cars with one another.  However, once I arrived
home, I ended up stuck crossways in the alley, unable to go forward or back
and most certainly couldn't get into the garage.  OK, so after shovelling a
whole bunch, some more futzing around, low gears, etc, etc., I managed it.
(you'd have thought I'd have learned after the freak snow storm last week,
this was a virtual repeat of 'crossways, shovelling, etc.")

> >> Actually, I know five others named David.
> > Are they all your brothers?
>
> All with exception to one.

Interesting and what is the 5th brother's name?

> David
> Edmonton, Alberta
Wm. David Maddin - 26 Apr 2008 23:55 GMT
> Hmm . . maybe . . .  I had a Dave burger.

I heard they were dry.

>> >> Actually, I know five others named David.
>> > Are they all your brothers?
>> All with exception to one.
> Interesting and what is the 5th brother's name?

No, no.
Five are named David.
Four of the five are Brothers.

David
Edmonton, Alberta
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 18 Apr 2008 12:48 GMT
>> He's gonna feel really stupid when...
>
> Is he smart enough to feel stupid?

 I don't think he "suffers" sensory input too much. :-)

> Well, I am back from being away.
>
> Hi chilly, missed ya.
>
> Hey popeye, you going North this summer?

 God, I hope so.

 I've been stuck going south to northeast.

 It's getting to be like fingernails on a chalkboard.

> Brother Dave

 Give him a kiss from me! :-)

> and I are leaving on the long weekend in May for the Yukon and
> Alaska, we are hoping to share some tasty beverages with you again.

 It was the buffalo burger I remember!

 It should start soon, and I'll keep you posted.

> I also understand you were in the NWT,

 There's pics of my truck on the website, on the Fort Providence ferry,
almost to Yellowknife.  :-)

 Some people can't seem to find them.

 There's only 1200 or so pictures of Alaska alone...

 You know how prickly those hyperlinks can be to click on.

> I spend a month there each year,
> along with various trips throughout the year. I just returned from Snap
> Lake and am leaving for Diavik in a week.
>
> David
> Edmonton, Alberta

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Wm. David Maddin - 19 Apr 2008 02:44 GMT
>> Hey popeye, you going North this summer?
>   God, I hope so.

>> Brother Dave
>   Give him a kiss from me! :-)

I will.
He's going to love that.

>   It should start soon, and I'll keep you posted.

Call me: 780-983-1241

>   There's pics of my truck on the website, on the Fort Providence ferry,
> almost to Yellowknife.  :-)

There has been talk, for a long while, of a year round bridge there.

My favorite part is from that ferry in to Yellowknife. The roller coaster
highway and the Bison. Those are Woods Bison, at least a third larger then
the Plains Bison we see here in Alberta and South.

David
Edmonton, Alberta
dechucka - 16 Apr 2008 09:05 GMT
>>>>>>>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>  Email Popeye! - Popeye's Pix - PicasaWeb - More
dechucka - 16 Apr 2008 09:06 GMT
>>>>>>>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
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>
>  Email Popeye! - Popeye's Pix - PicasaWeb - More

bit weak for you managed a page of insults before
crownfield - 21 Apr 2008 18:09 GMT
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->
-> "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in
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->> "crownfield" <crownfield@verizon.net> wrote in message
->> news:MPG.226d79c1558804b98984f@news.verizon.net...
->>> In article <zfCdne17ZJwb6Z7VnZ2dnUVZ_jadnZ2d@supernews.com>,
->>> Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com says...
->>> -"dechucka" <dechucka@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message
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->>> -> OK I have gone here
->>> -> http://www.finalprotectivefire.com/pix/index.php?dir=Trucks/  am I
->>> missing
->>> -> something all I can see are utes. I would love to see this truck that
->>> you
->>> -> smuggle guns into Canada with.
->>> -
->>> -
->>> -  No, like Kennybenny, you're right on it, and can't find the hand if
->>> front
->>> -of your face because you're a fuckin stupewit.
->>>
->>> clueless vegetable, obviously.
->>
->>  What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of
->> the page.
->>
->>  He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the third is an e-mail
->> link.
->>
->>  It's like trying not to watch a retarded kid repeatedly miss his mouth
->> with a spoon of oatmeal.
->
-> I have found the problem
-
-  <gack>
-
->after looking at your trucks link again; I wouldn't call those trucks Utes
->yes some 4x4s but nothing I would call a truck. Can't see anything with 6
->wheels which would be my definition of the minimum for a truck. None of
->those you would need even a light rigid truck license to drive in Aus
-
-  Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-zzzzuuuussss.
-
-  Dave, as much as a lying, scurrying, shitbag as you are, I'm really
-beginning to worry.
-
-  How do you get dressed in the morning?
-
-  Does Cathy have to tie your shoes, or do you have the velcro kind?
-
-  It's no wonder you don't have any money to bet.
-
-  No one would let you out with any more than lunch money in your pocket.
-
-  Now, turn off the TV and make Cathy leave the room, so your mind won't
-wander.
-
-  I'm going to -give- you the answer now (again), since you've proven, like
-kennybenny, too much of a spineless shitheel coward to bet your mouth.
-
-  Start with this: "It's like trying not to watch a retarded kid repeatedly
-miss his mouth with a spoon of oatmeal."
-
-  It doesn't help, but it's really accurate and really, really funny.
-
-  Then this: "He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the third is
-an e-mail link."
-
-  See if you can add TWO (2) plus (+) ONE (1).
-
-  What number is that? (hint- 3)
-
-  Remember that for later.
-
-  Use the square wooden blocks that are doubtlessly at your feet.
-
-  Now, here's the clincher.
-
-  -Everything- that anyone, even a cowardly, spineless stupe/f.ck-wit from
-Team Futile needs is -right- here:
-
-  "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of the
-page."
-
-  Work with me, kennybenny.
-
-  I mean dechucka (you all blend).
-
-  Hold up your left hand with the fingers extended, palm in.
-
-  Fold in the thumb.
-
-  I dunno about roo inbreeding down under, but up here, that leaves 4
-fingers.
-
-  With me so far?
-
-  See the number FOUR (4)?
-
-  Again: "What's simply amazing is that there are only -->4<-- links at the
-bottom of the page."
-
-  -Now-
-
-  Here: "He keeps hitting  -->two<-- of them over and over, and
-the -->third<-- is an e-mail link."
-
-  Remember (John wouldn't)?
-
-  Two (2) PLUS (+) ONE (1) = THREE (3)
-
-  Repeat: "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the
-bottom of the page."
-
-  FOUR (4) MINUS (-) THREE (3)(fold in three more fingers) = what?
-
-  How many links are left, stoopit?
-
-  Damn, are you dumb.
-
-  Day-ammm
-
-  CONCENTRATE: "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the
-bottom of the page. He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the
-third is an e-mail link."
-
-  "What's simply amazing is that there are only 4 links at the bottom of the
-page."  WHACK
-
-  "He keeps hitting two of them over and over, and the third is an e-mail
-link."  WHACK

and thus you win, yet again, "The Laugh of the Day Award"

he does keep setting you up.

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