>The Italian says, "When I've a finished a makina da love with ah my wife, go
>down and gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above da bed

>in ecstacy."
>The Frenchman replies, "Zat is noting, when Ah've finished making ze love
>with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her

>feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
>The Good Ole Boy from Alabama says, "That ain't nothing buddy. When I've
>finished porkin the ole lady, I git out of bed, walk over to the winder and

>my dick on the curtains. She hits the freakin ceiling.