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Scuba Forum / General / March 2008Not diving, not guns, not racist, just funny
http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf > http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf what a hilarious society America is. You are so paranoid you drop the window and pepper spray a person when they approach your car and than when he is on the ground you kick, beat, spray the sh.t out of him. Funniest thing was the "obviously 911 was called before this" hey it obviously wasn't >> http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > thing was the "obviously 911 was called before this" hey it obviously > wasn't Not that Dave ever makes any Anti-American comments, or anything. The only thing that's amazing is that you think this wasn't staged. Oh, well, why pass up the chance to insult my country. What a dipshit.  Signature-- A skilled, armed man lives on a plane of security and contentment different from that of others. The man who cannot cut it, envies, fears and sometimes hates the man who can. -Cooper Popeye/ www.finalprotectivefire.com On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: > >>http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > What a dipshit. It had to have been staged. Any self-respecting Texan would have the planted a 9mm (probably bigger) between the lady driver's eyes at the first sign of a threat to his person, right? BTW. That was from my favourite Toronto morning drive time program that I have on when I'm heading into the Big Smoke for a meeting. They have a lot of funny stuff on there. JF On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: > "dechucka" <dechu...@vomithotmail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > What a dipshit. It had to have been staged. Any self-respecting Texan would have the planted a 9mm (probably bigger) between the lady driver's eyes at the first sign of a threat to his person, right? I'd say that the little old ladies would have hosed the dude, but, whatever. BTW. That was from my favourite Toronto morning drive time program that I have on when I'm heading into the Big Smoke for a meeting. They have a lot of funny stuff on there. Not Americans, you say? Dave Dechucka will be crushed. Oh well, plenty of reasons left to envy us. JF Signature-- A skilled, armed man lives on a plane of security and contentment different from that of others. The man who cannot cut it, envies, fears and sometimes hates the man who can. -Cooper Popeye/ www.finalprotectivefire.com > On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > > Dave Dechucka will be crushed. sh.t the American influence on the Canadians > Oh well, plenty of reasons left to envy us. Like? > > On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" > > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > Like?- Yer not supposed to ask tough questions like that. He said it. Ergo, it's true. JF On Mar 18, 4:29 pm, "dechucka" <dechu...@vomithotmail.com> wrote: > "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in > messagenews:13ttqc1105tiib1@news.supernews.com... [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > > Like?- +Yer not supposed to ask tough questions like that. He said it. Ergo, it's true. It's not true till Scotty backs him up )-: On Mar 18, 4:29 pm, "dechucka" <dechu...@vomithotmail.com> wrote: > "Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in > messagenews:13ttqc1105tiib1@news.supernews.com... [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > > Like?- I'm sure you'll let us know. Yer not supposed to ask tough questions like that. That's hysterical, coming from someone who scurries like you do at the slightest fact. He said it. Ergo, it's true. Finally, you get something right. We'll mark the calendar. JF Signature-- A skilled, armed man lives on a plane of security and contentment different from that of others. The man who cannot cut it, envies, fears and sometimes hates the man who can. -Cooper Popeye/ www.finalprotectivefire.com On Mar 19, 6:21 am, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: > On Mar 18, 4:29 pm, "dechucka" <dechu...@vomithotmail.com> wrote: > [quoted text clipped - 52 lines] > That's hysterical, coming from someone who scurries like you do at the > slightest fact. Actually I'm more inclined to scurry from bullshit. > He said it. Ergo, it's true. > > Finally, you get something right. Now that's just monumental ego. > We'll mark the calendar. One day you will be named rec.scuba's Archivist Laureate. JF > On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > > Not Americans, you say? well as it was a Texan I assumed it happened in septicland ;-) > On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > JF Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! SORRY > > On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" > > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the > conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! Sorry Joe. I thought we were supposed to speak English here, not Joebonics. JF >>>On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" >>><Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > > JF sorry 'bout that! It was St Patrick's day, I did have several adult beverages - I have not been drinking since my surgery - I didn't tolerate well > >>Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the > >>conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > beverages - I have not been drinking since my surgery - I didn't > tolerate well That's OK. No one tolerates surgery well. That's why we have booze. You should have started drinking as soon as the bleeding stopped. >>>>Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the >>>>conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > That's OK. No one tolerates surgery well. That's why we have booze. > You should have started drinking as soon as the bleeding stopped. Actually, my brother ( and a lawyer) did bring me up some beer the night after surgery - wasn't a good idea > sorry 'bout that! It was St Patrick's day, I did have several adult > beverages - I have not been drinking since my surgery - I didn't > tolerate well No apology needed; At very least you were honest. Francis wouldn't know the truth or common sense or simple human decency if it kicked his a.s for ten years like it has here. >> sorry 'bout that! It was St Patrick's day, I did have several adult >> beverages - I have not been drinking since my surgery - I didn't [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Francis wouldn't know the truth or common sense or simple human decency if > it kicked his a.s for ten years like it has here. does he have a member of the genus Equus or have you made an ARSE of yourself? <snip> Scott... I think your clock is off on your PC... Probably don't have the DST set right... SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. > <snip> > > Scott... I think your clock is off on your PC... Probably don't have the > DST set right... Scotts clock is off everywhere > Scotts clock is off everywhere Nawh, he's just a victim of the government messing with time... They changed the start and stop days for daylight savings time over here this year and it's affected a few people's computers... Do they mess with time over there? Personally, I think we should all just use GMT... SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. >> Scotts clock is off everywhere > > Nawh, he's just a victim of the government messing with time... They > changed the start and stop days for daylight savings time over here this > year and it's affected a few people's computers... Do they mess with time > over there? Yes daylight saving has been extended in NSW. Love it in the evenings but in the mornings it is starting to get dark and cold. Here in Aus the Government controls all computers and our minds ( if you don't wear the tinfoil hats,me in my hat http://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://thejiveman.files.wordpress.com/ 2007/08/tinfoil-hat.jpg&imgrefurl=http://thejiveman.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/bat tling-the-nimbyswith-stupidity/&h=178&w=178&sz=13&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=e7ZA6wMxF0 4uIM:&tbnh=101&tbnw=101&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtinfoil%2Bhat%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26s a%3DG ) so our computers always have the right time =Personally, I think we should all just use GMT... I thought you fought a war to get rid of the pommy influence? > I thought you fought a war to get rid of the pommy influence? Actually, the Greenich Meridian came about quite awhile after we beat the Brits... Maybe we can call it something like UTC to take the British influence out of it? <grin> or Zulu? SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. > > I thought you fought a war to get rid of the pommy influence? > > Actually, the Greenich Meridian came about quite awhile after we beat the > Brits... Maybe we can call it something like UTC to take the British > influence out of it? <grin> or Zulu? to honor Shaka Zulu? ;-)))) Janusz > to honor Shaka Zulu? ;-)))) Some regae singer? Nawh, I just kind of like being able to abreviate the time zone with a simple 'Z'... As is right now, it is 1646Z... SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. <snip the dumbasses attempt at humor, with apologies to dumbasses worldwide> > Some reggae singer? > Nawh, I just kind of like being able to abbreviate the time zone with a > simple 'Z'... As is right now, it is 1646Z... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet You're aware that as a pilot and ex-military, I'm quite aware of the phonetic alphabet, right? Or was that comment for his benefit? SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet > You're aware that as a pilot and ex-military, I'm quite aware of the > phonetic alphabet, right? Or was that comment for his benefit? The link was provided to spotlight *his* ignorance and bigotry, without comment. Of course I know that you know WTF Zulu means, as related to time. Anus probably does as well, he was just being a racist cuntbubble. > > >http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet > > You're aware that as a pilot and ex-military, I'm quite aware of the > > phonetic alphabet, right? Or was that comment for his benefit? > > The link was provided to spotlight *his* ignorance and bigotry, without > comment. Quite interesting. According to Scotty NATO spelling shows my "ignorance and bigotry". So far I was quite sure about clear symptoms of Scott's paranoia, but now I not so sure maybe it's schizophrenia? > Of course I know that you know WTF Zulu means, as related to time. Scotty, tough task for you. WTF does Zulu mean if it is not related to time? Janusz > Scotty, tough task for you. WTF does Zulu mean if it is not related to > time? The letter 'Z' in the phonetic alphabet... Maybe over there, ya'll call it 'Zed'? SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. On 21 Mar, 05:36, Grumman-581 <grumman581-usenet-2...@spambob.net> wrote: > > Scotty, tough task for you. WTF does Zulu mean if it is not related to > > time? > > The letter 'Z' in the phonetic alphabet... Maybe over there, ya'll call it > 'Zed'? Sometimes. It depends on the alphabet and language in use. Even in English sometimes "Z" goes as "ZEBRA". My question was about the word "Zulu" and I'm quite sure that Scotty can't find WTF it means. Janusz > <snip the dumbasses attempt at humor, with apologies to dumbasses worldwide> Scotty, I'm really impressed. I didn't know that you have worldwide association. > > Some reggae singer? > > Nawh, I just kind of like being able to abbreviate the time zone with a > > simple 'Z'... As is right now, it is 1646Z... > > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_phonetic_alphabet Next big achievement. Scotty can find something in Wikipedia. Have you done it by yourself or maybe your girlfriend helped you? Janusz > > to honor Shaka Zulu? ;-)))) > > Some regae singer? No, Zulu leader. Janusz > Nawh, I just kind of like being able to abreviate the time zone with a > simple 'Z'... As is right now, it is 1646Z... > -- > See NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. > No, Zulu leader. Nawh, I'm sure he was a drummer or played bass for Bob Marley... SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. On 21 Mar, 05:34, Grumman-581 <grumman581-usenet-2...@spambob.net> wrote: > > No, Zulu leader. > > Nawh, I'm sure he was a drummer or played bass for Bob Marley... No, they had different names. Shaka Zulu was from Africa. Janusz > No, they had different names. Shaka Zulu was from Africa. So, you're saying he wasn't a weed head? SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. On 21 Mar, 13:08, Grumman-581 <grumman581-usenet-2...@spambob.net> wrote: > > No, they had different names. Shaka Zulu was from Africa. > > So, you're saying he wasn't a weed head? No doubt. Janusz > > I thought you fought a war to get rid of the pommy influence? > Actually, the Greenich Meridian came about quite awhile after we beat the > Brits... Maybe we can call it something like UTC to take the British > influence out of it? <grin> or Zulu? I guess he mistakes "rule" for "influence". Not that it would matter to a willing bootlicker. > > > I thought you fought a war to get rid of the pommy influence? > > Actually, the Greenich Meridian came about quite awhile after we beat the [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Not that it would matter to a willing bootlicker. So it doesn't matter to Scotty. Janusz > > Scotts clock is off everywhere > Nawh, he's just a victim of the government messing with time... They > changed the start and stop days for daylight savings time over here this > year and it's affected a few people's computers... Do they mess with time > over there? Personally, I think we should all just use GMT... Actually, I was in Medford with my dad the last week taking him to chemo and radiation treatments, helping him move and got back last night, signed on and didn't notice the time setting. It's no big deal. But it is always nice to know that punks like dechucka can be driven to show themselves to be all they are by the simple mention of my name. The rest will be right along. > Actually, I was in Medford with my dad the last week taking him to chemo > and radiation treatments, helping him move and got back last night, signed > on and didn't notice the time setting. Looking at the NNTP headers, it is showing GMT-5... You should be GMT-7 over there... You're still in the Seattle area, right? SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. > Looking at the NNTP headers, it is showing GMT-5... You should be GMT-7 > over there... You're still in the Seattle area, right? Correction... It's showing up as GMT-8... I really need to increase my coffee intake... SignatureSee NNTP header field "X-Real-Email-Address" to reply by email. > > Looking at the NNTP headers, it is showing GMT-5... You should be GMT-7 > > over there... You're still in the Seattle area, right? > Correction... It's showing up as GMT-8... I really need to increase my > coffee intake... Don't be so hasty. I realize how you Texans screw up the common, current, understanding of universe and it's machinations by thinking that the heavens revolve around Texas. > Don't be so hasty. > > I realize how you Texans screw up the common, current, understanding of > universe and it's machinations by thinking that the heavens revolve around > Texas. Don't be so hasty. I realize how you Merkins screw up the common, current, understanding of the universe and it's machinations by thinking that the heavens revolve around the US of A. > > Don't be so hasty. > > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > the universe and it's machinations by thinking that the heavens revolve > around the US of A. Must suck to have to have to hide like a cockroach, "Carl". Taking the cheap shots when you can. Never having the guts or temerity to sign your name to things you post, only living off the tailings of what the others leave you. Unwillingly. > > Actually, I was in Medford with my dad the last week taking him to chemo > > and radiation treatments, helping him move and got back last night, signed > > on and didn't notice the time setting. > > Looking at the NNTP headers, it is showing GMT-5... You should be GMT-7 > over there... You're still in the Seattle area, right? As this is posted it is GMT 19:06 >> > Scotts clock is off everywhere > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > my > name. good to see you are still reading my posts > Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the > conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! SORRY I can't speak for John but it's true that it was for me. There were lots of bright people on the boat. >>Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the >>conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! SORRY > > I can't speak for John but it's true that it was for me. There were > lots of bright people on the boat. Iapologize to you also Greg, and it wasn't meant to be an attack merely a jab, As I told Jof - I had been drinking for St Pats day Hope you had a nice trip > Iapologize to you also Greg, and it wasn't meant to be an attack merely > a jab, As I told Jof - I had been drinking for St Pats day > > Hope you had a nice trip Oh yeah. The best. Hard to get much nicer than that, except for the brutal trip there and back. I'm not the biblical type, but if there's a Garden of Eden on this planet, that place is it. If only Adam and Eve had scuba and could see all the underwater stuff too, there's no way they would have eaten that apple. Speaking of eating, I have Jellyfish Lake self-portraits that blow the socks off anyone else's as long as you count creativity high. Hint: the "non-stinging" jellies really do have a little "bite" to them if you get them near your tongue. The things I do for rec.scuba... I'm still downloading pics; somehow crashed my laptop burning a DVD onto the wrong format disk last night which really freaked me out. Hopefully today, after finally getting a decent night's in my own bed, I'll finish the process and start cranking them out online. > > Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the > > conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! SORRY > > I can't speak for John but it's true that it was for me. There were > lots of bright people on the boat. 8) JF > > On Mar 17, 2:06 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" > > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 31 lines] > Jof, I try to give you some credit, but then you go answer a thread, the > conversatiion was MUCH MORE INTELLIGENT while you and Greg were gone! SORRY Thank you for appreciation, but believe me your contribution can't be blamed for it. Janusz On 17 Mar, 19:06, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: > >>http://www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Oh, well, why pass up the chance to insult my country. Do you have any problem with insulting other countries? Janusz >On 17 Mar, 19:06, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" ><Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > >Janusz I try to be nice to contries that paid for their WWI and WWII bills > On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:12:09 -0700 (PDT), "janus...@hotmail.com" > [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > I try to be nice to contries that paid for their WWI and WWII bills Can you name the countries? Janusz >>On 17 Mar, 19:06, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick" >><Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] >> > I try to be nice to contries that paid for their WWI and WWII bills Australia paid those bills in blood and continue to do so > > On Mon, 17 Mar 2008 15:12:09 -0700 (PDT), "janus...@hotmail.com" > > <janus...@hotmail.com> wrote: [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Australia paid those bills in blood and continue to do so And you guys do speak english, so I don't see where the problem is for him. Mebbe he doesn't understand about the english bit. JF > I try to be nice to contries that paid for their WWI and WWII bills Like Poland? |
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