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JOF - 24 Dec 2007 21:27 GMT
The Season's best to all of you, and for those who don't do the
Christmas thing, at least take advantage of the holiday to kick back
and relax with friends and family over the next few days.

Happy Holidays y'all.

JF
Dan Bracuk - 24 Dec 2007 22:07 GMT
JOF <jofrancis@gmail.com> pounded away at his keyboard resulting in:

:The Season's best to all of you, and for those who don't do the
:Christmas thing, at least take advantage of the holiday to kick back
:and relax with friends and family over the next few days.
:
:Happy Holidays y'all.

Merry Christmas John.  Hope Sinterklauus is kind to you and yours.

Dan Bracuk
Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
Greg Mossman - 24 Dec 2007 22:10 GMT
> The Season's best to all of you, and for those who don't do the
> Christmas thing, at least take advantage of the holiday to kick back
> and relax with friends and family over the next few days.
>
> Happy Holidays y'all.

There you go slinging insults again.  "Y'all" is a deliberate slam
against my illiterate incestuous suthern heritage and "Happy Holidays"
is like sticking poor baby Jesus in the head with a hakkapik.  How
dare you you slacks-wearing Bimmer-driving anti-American Canuck?

Happy holidays to you too, eh?
Joe English - 25 Dec 2007 02:33 GMT
>>The Season's best to all of you, and for those who don't do the
>>Christmas thing, at least take advantage of the holiday to kick back
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Happy holidays to you too, eh?

Happy Hannuka (sp)
Scott - 25 Dec 2007 03:50 GMT
> > Happy holidays to you too, eh?

> Happy Hannuka (sp)

It's the celebration of the birth of Christ.

It is called Christmas.

Merry Christmas.
Greg Mossman - 25 Dec 2007 04:20 GMT
> > > Happy holidays to you too, eh?
> > Happy Hannuka (sp)
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Merry Christmas.

Actually Hanukkah has nothing to do with your Christ.  Not everyone is
a Christian.  Other people are entitled to their holidays too.  Joe
recognizes that.  Thank you Joe.  You obviously don't, but everyone
already knows you're a scumbag so it doesn't really matter.  Thank you
Scott.  Merry Christmas to you too.
Grumman-581 - 25 Dec 2007 13:43 GMT
> It's the celebration of the birth of Christ.
>
> It is called Christmas.
>
> Merry Christmas.

If you want to get picky about it, it's really a derivative of the pagan
celebration of the Winter Solstice... Just one of the ways that the
Catholic church used to convert the pagans to their particular flavor of
religion...
Greg Mossman - 25 Dec 2007 15:20 GMT
On Dec 25, 5:43 am, Grumman-581 <grumman581-rec-sc...@spambob.net>
wrote:

> If you want to get picky about it, it's really a derivative of the pagan
> celebration of the Winter Solstice... Just one of the ways that the
> Catholic church used to convert the pagans to their particular flavor of
> religion...

Until they found that torture worked even better.
Grumman-581 - 25 Dec 2007 15:22 GMT
> Until they found that torture worked even better.

Yeah, that "convert or die" methodology tended to have rather dramatic
effects...
crownfield - 25 Dec 2007 15:42 GMT
In article <09b244ca-f154-4d73-ba1f-
494b129c756e@l6g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, mossman@qnet.com says...
-On Dec 25, 5:43 am, Grumman-581 <grumman581-rec-sc...@spambob.net>
-wrote:
-
-> If you want to get picky about it, it's really a derivative of the pagan
-> celebration of the Winter Solstice... Just one of the ways that the
-> Catholic church used to convert the pagans to their particular flavor of
-> religion...
-
-Until they found that torture worked even better.

stretching people on the rack to bring them nearer to god...

-

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Bob Crownfield
crownfield@verizon.net

JOF - 25 Dec 2007 18:47 GMT
>In article <09b244ca-f154-4d73-ba1f-
>494b129c756e@l6g2000prm.googlegroups.com>, mossman@qnet.com says...
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
>stretching people on the rack to bring them nearer to god...

Well, it did make them taller.

JF
John Hanson - 25 Dec 2007 15:57 GMT
>> It's the celebration of the birth of Christ.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>Catholic church used to convert the pagans to their particular flavor of
>religion...

True.  The church just adopted Saturnalia to help recruit pagan
members.

http://www.simpletoremember.com/vitals/Christmas_TheRealStory.htm

II.     How Did Christmas Come to Be Celebrated on December 25?

A.    Roman pagans first introduced the holiday of Saturnalia, a week
long period of lawlessness celebrated between December 17-25.  During
this period, Roman courts were closed, and Roman law dictated that no
one could be punished for damaging property or injuring people during
the weeklong celebration.  The festival began when Roman authorities
chose “an enemy of the Roman people” to represent the “Lord of
Misrule.”  Each Roman community selected a victim whom they forced to
indulge in food and other physical pleasures throughout the week.  At
the festival’s conclusion, December 25th, Roman authorities believed
they were destroying the forces of darkness by brutally murdering this
innocent man or woman.

B.    The ancient Greek writer poet and historian Lucian (in his
dialogue entitled Saturnalia) describes the festival’s observance in
his time.  In addition to human sacrifice, he mentions these customs:
widespread intoxication; going from house to house while singing
naked; rape and other sexual license; and consuming human-shaped
biscuits (still produced in some English and most German bakeries
during the Christmas season).

C.    In the 4th century CE, Christianity imported the Saturnalia
festival hoping to take the pagan masses in with it.  Christian
leaders succeeded in converting to Christianity large numbers of
pagans by promising them that they could continue to celebrate the
Saturnalia as Christians.[2]

D.    The problem was that there was nothing intrinsically Christian
about Saturnalia. To remedy this, these Christian leaders named
Saturnalia’s concluding day, December 25th, to be Jesus’ birthday.

E.      Christians had little success, however, refining the practices
of Saturnalia.  As Stephen Nissenbaum, professor history at the
University of Massachussetts, Amherst, writes, “In return for ensuring
massive observance of the anniversary of the Savior’s birth by
assigning it to this resonant date, the Church for its part tacitly
agreed to allow the holiday to be celebrated more or less the way it
had always been.”  The earliest Christmas holidays were celebrated by
drinking, sexual indulgence, singing naked in the streets (a precursor
of modern caroling), etc.

F.      The Reverend Increase Mather of Boston observed in 1687 that
“the early Christians who  first observed the Nativity on December 25
did not do so thinking that Christ was born in that Month, but because
the Heathens’ Saturnalia was at that time kept in Rome, and they were
willing to have those Pagan Holidays metamorphosed into Christian
ones.”[3]  Because of its known pagan origin, Christmas was banned by
the Puritans and its observance was illegal in Massachusetts between
1659 and 1681.[4]  However, Christmas was and still is celebrated by
most Christians.

G.    Some of the most depraved customs of the Saturnalia carnival
were intentionally revived by the Catholic Church in 1466 when Pope
Paul II, for the amusement of his Roman citizens, forced Jews to race
naked through the streets of the city.  An eyewitness account reports,
“Before they were to run, the Jews were richly fed, so as to make the
race more difficult for them and at the same time more amusing for
spectators.  They ran… amid Rome’s taunting shrieks and peals of
laughter, while the Holy Father stood upon a richly ornamented balcony
and laughed heartily.”[5]

H.     As part of the Saturnalia carnival throughout the 18th and 19th
centuries CE, rabbis of the ghetto in Rome were forced to wear
clownish outfits and march through the city streets to the jeers of
the crowd, pelted by a variety of missiles. When the Jewish community
of Rome sent a petition in1836 to Pope Gregory XVI begging him to stop
the annual Saturnalia abuse of the Jewish community, he responded, “It
is not opportune to make any innovation.”[6]  On December 25, 1881,
Christian leaders whipped the Polish masses into Antisemitic frenzies
that led to riots across the country.  In Warsaw 12 Jews were brutally
murdered, huge numbers maimed, and many Jewish women were raped.  Two
million rubles worth of property was destroyed
Grumman-581 - 25 Dec 2007 16:47 GMT
> True.  The church just adopted Saturnalia to help recruit pagan members.
>
> http://www.simpletoremember.com/vitals/Christmas_TheRealStory.htm

<snip>

And if you go back further, you will find this Saturnalia came from the
celebration of the solstice that you find in most primitive cultures
throughout history... Even the primitive cultures could determine when the
days were no longer getting shorter and at that point, they would
celebrate the fact that the sun was going to come back... Same sort of
thing for the Autumn and Spring equinoxes... Quite a few of our modern
holidays have some sort of celestrial or pagan event as their root...

Having said that, now I need to go find someplace around here that is open
so that I can buy some beer... <burp>
Joe English - 25 Dec 2007 18:06 GMT
>>True.  The church just adopted Saturnalia to help recruit pagan members.
>>
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> Having said that, now I need to go find someplace around here that is open
> so that I can buy some beer... <burp>

 come on over - I have plenty - including some Silver Patron, Absolut,
Special Reserve Crwon Royal and a host of others!

If you leave now by car - you can be here 3 AM tomorrow!
JOF - 25 Dec 2007 18:48 GMT
>>>True.  The church just adopted Saturnalia to help recruit pagan members.
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
>  come on over - I have plenty - including some Silver Patron, Absolut,
>Special Reserve Crwon Royal and a host of others!

Crown Royal is Canuckian - what's wrong with you?

JF
Grumman-581 - 25 Dec 2007 23:16 GMT
> come on over - I have plenty - including some Silver Patron, Absolut,
> Special Reserve Crwon Royal and a host of others!
>
> If you leave now by car - you can be here 3 AM tomorrow!

I'm about 17 hours (957 miles ENE) from you right now... About the same
driving time as from Houston, but I'm without a car up here...
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 26 Dec 2007 02:40 GMT
>> come on over - I have plenty - including some Silver Patron, Absolut,
>> Special Reserve Crwon Royal and a host of others!
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I'm about 17 hours (957 miles ENE) from you right now... About the same
> driving time as from Houston, but I'm without a car up here...

 I just drove the new (used) Suburban from the Canadian line to Gatlinburg.

 Phew.

 It's a lot easier in the big truck, and, when I'm not paying to feed a 3/4
ton 454.

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Does anybody here really think that taking away the guns will stop
killing? Or knives, or icepicks, or chains, or ropes, or baseball
bats, or poisons, or cars & trucks. People are gonna kill people,
and they'll always think of a new weapon if you take away the old ones.
And just because I carry a potential weapon doesn't mean I intend to
commit murder, or that I may be tempted to commit murder.
I often carry a big ugly knife. Lots of my friends do too.
I have never heard of anyone being tempted to use the knife on
anyone just because they have it with them. You gotta be in the
mood to do the killing and you use what's at hand. -Jeff Cooper

           Popeye/ www.finalprotectvefire.com
       http://picasaweb.google.com/Popeye8762

Grumman-581 - 26 Dec 2007 03:17 GMT
>   I just drove the new (used) Suburban from the Canadian line to
>   Gatlinburg.

Which point on the Canadian line?  Kind of makes the difference between a
long drive and a *long* drive... If I had driven up here, I would stop off
and say hi on the way back...
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 26 Dec 2007 04:16 GMT
>>   I just drove the new (used) Suburban from the Canadian line to
>>   Gatlinburg.
>
> Which point on the Canadian line?  Kind of makes the difference between a
> long drive and a *long* drive... If I had driven up here, I would stop off
> and say hi on the way back...

 Northern Vermont. :-)

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Does anybody here really think that taking away the guns will stop
killing? Or knives, or icepicks, or chains, or ropes, or baseball
bats, or poisons, or cars & trucks. People are gonna kill people,
and they'll always think of a new weapon if you take away the old ones.
And just because I carry a potential weapon doesn't mean I intend to
commit murder, or that I may be tempted to commit murder.
I often carry a big ugly knife. Lots of my friends do too.
I have never heard of anyone being tempted to use the knife on
anyone just because they have it with them. You gotta be in the
mood to do the killing and you use what's at hand. -Jeff Cooper

           Popeye/ www.finalprotectvefire.com
       http://picasaweb.google.com/Popeye8762

Grumman-581 - 26 Dec 2007 14:39 GMT
>   Northern Vermont. :-)

Damn, you probably got within 50 miles or so of where I'm at now...
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 27 Dec 2007 00:51 GMT
>>   Northern Vermont. :-)
>
> Damn, you probably got within 50 miles or so of where I'm at now...

 I'll be back there this weekend- where are you?

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Does anybody here really think that taking away the guns will stop
killing? Or knives, or icepicks, or chains, or ropes, or baseball
bats, or poisons, or cars & trucks. People are gonna kill people,
and they'll always think of a new weapon if you take away the old ones.
And just because I carry a potential weapon doesn't mean I intend to
commit murder, or that I may be tempted to commit murder.
I often carry a big ugly knife. Lots of my friends do too.
I have never heard of anyone being tempted to use the knife on
anyone just because they have it with them. You gotta be in the
mood to do the killing and you use what's at hand. -Jeff Cooper

           Popeye/ www.finalprotectvefire.com
       http://picasaweb.google.com/Popeye8762

Grumman-581 - 27 Dec 2007 02:45 GMT
> I'll be back there this weekend- where are you?

I was going to say "the armpit of the US", but that's Chicago... Maybe the
"colon of the US" would be more appropriate -- NYC... Check the headers on
this post for current GPS coordinates...
crownfield - 27 Dec 2007 21:54 GMT
-On Wed, 26 Dec 2007 19:51:51 -0500, Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick wrote:
-
-> I'll be back there this weekend- where are you?
-
-I was going to say "the armpit of the US", but that's Chicago... Maybe the
-"colon of the US" would be more appropriate -- NYC...

you mean 'Flushing'?-

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crownfield@verizon.net

Grumman-581 - 28 Dec 2007 00:36 GMT
> you mean 'Flushing'?-

I went over there yesterday... One thing that I did notice on the train
ride over there though... So many punks, so little ammo (only have 70
rounds with me)...
Joe English - 26 Dec 2007 22:52 GMT
>>come on over - I have plenty - including some Silver Patron, Absolut,
>>Special Reserve Crwon Royal and a host of others!
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I'm about 17 hours (957 miles ENE) from you right now... About the same
> driving time as from Houston, but I'm without a car up here...
oh
Curtis - 25 Dec 2007 16:20 GMT
>> It is called Christmas.

>> Merry Christmas.

> If you want to get picky about it, it's really a derivative of the pagan
> celebration of the Winter Solstice... Just one of the ways that the
> Catholic church used to convert the pagans to their particular flavor of
> religion...

> Until they found that torture worked even better.

> Yeah, that "convert or die" methodology tended to have rather dramatic
> effects...

> stretching people on the rack to bring them nearer to god...

   Yeah, Merry Christmas to all, including those who cannot shut their
f.cking traps even on one day out of respect.

Curtis
Scott - 26 Dec 2007 17:22 GMT
> Yeah, Merry Christmas to all, including those who cannot shut their
> f.cking traps even on one day out of respect.

> Curtis

Gotta have it to give it.

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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest
of us said last night. -- Ancient Greek proverb

Matthias Voss - 27 Dec 2007 11:45 GMT
>>It's the celebration of the birth of Christ.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> Catholic church used to convert the pagans to their particular flavor of
> religion...

The Romans called it Sol Invictus.
This weather makes me hope they were right.

Matthias
Al Wells - 25 Dec 2007 22:38 GMT
> > > Happy holidays to you too, eh?
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it and happy holidays to all.
Joe English - 25 Dec 2007 02:28 GMT
> The Season's best to all of you, and for those who don't do the
> Christmas thing, at least take advantage of the holiday to kick back
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> JF

Same to you
 
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