On Dec 23, 3:49 pm, "Douglas W. \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote THis bunch of crap :

""I Just Hold The Light".
 By Popeye.

 Rec.scubans know I just hold the light,
 I always delight to provide the cite,
 There's no need to fight, to get uptight,
 When the archives -always- prove me right,
 No need to suffer the Canadian blight,
 The slight, the snakebite, the rewrite.
 When I set my sight for a firefight,
 With the facts hardcore I will indict,
 Outfight, incite, ignite, -airtight-.
 Because it's -always- allll in black and white.

 Thank you.
 Thankyouverymuuucccchhh."

Popeye,  what ever you do,  please don't give up your day job.   (If
you have one.)

"Popeye Farts With Might"
by hierophantfish

Rec.scubans know Popeye farts with might,
He will never ever provide you with a cite,
He''ll fight and get the 'metoos' uptight,
Even when the archives prove he ain't right.
Now he is suffering the Canadian blight,
The fact he is wrong only makes him spite.
His thoughts fly in the air just like a kite.
Many of us think its the weenie that he bites.
So yea, Popeye farts with might,
But that's all he is, gas you can light.
Hold a match to his a.s and send him on his way,
We've had enough of this Popeye today !

(and the colored girls go "do da do da do da do do do do da do do")