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Who should wear Black Lingerie?

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lewiscalicapu@gmail.com - 26 Nov 2007 17:46 GMT
There are many times in your life when you are going to want to do
something special for the person that you love. Wearing black lingerie
might be a way that you can show the person you love how much you care
about them, and that you feel good and safe with them. There are many
things that you can do to show the person you love how you feel, and
wearing something like black lingerie in privacy with the person you
are intimate with is a good way to show them that you are willing to
do anything to please them.  - Black Lingerie - More,........
More,........  http://lingerie.pokemon.googlepages.com/index.html
JOF - 26 Nov 2007 20:29 GMT
>There are many times in your life when you are going to want to do
>something special for the person that you love. Wearing black lingerie
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>do anything to please them.  - Black Lingerie - More,........
>More,........  http://lingerie.pokemon.googlepages.com/index.html

Sheesh! I don't even wear a speedo. Wearing black lingerie might just
send too much message to my wife.

JF
chilly - 27 Nov 2007 08:08 GMT
> Sheesh! I don't even wear a speedo. Wearing black lingerie might just
> send too much message to my wife.

Pink . . it's the new black.
JOF - 27 Nov 2007 13:42 GMT
>> Sheesh! I don't even wear a speedo. Wearing black lingerie might just
>> send too much message to my wife.
>
>Pink . . it's the new black.

Okeydokey, then I'm still gonna be outa fashion. I limit my pink
apparel to shirts and ties, end of list. I'll leave the pink lingerie
to the real men in the crowd.

JF
Grumman-581 - 27 Nov 2007 20:58 GMT
> Okeydokey, then I'm still gonna be outa fashion. I limit my pink
> apparel to shirts and ties, end of list. I'll leave the pink lingerie
> to the real men in the crowd.

I can understand how the pink shirts come about, but why do you wash your
ties?

To prevent pink shirts, t-shirts, and underware, I've discovered over
the years that there are 3 types of laundy loads -- whites, colors, and
reds...

Or you just take them to the dry cleaners and let them figure it out...
<sheepish-grin>
eeo - 29 Nov 2007 07:55 GMT
"Grumman-581" <grumman581-rec-scuba@spambob.net> wrote in message

> To prevent pink shirts, t-shirts, and underware, I've discovered over
> the years that there are 3 types of laundy loads -- whites, colors, and
> reds...

Now that's good advice.  And this is from a man who has done a lot of
laundry.  Just ask Scott.  How the hell he knows what I do with my days ...
I guess it's that high level security access thing that comes with being a
grunt in the suck.

eeo
Grumman-581 - 29 Nov 2007 09:33 GMT
> Now that's good advice.  And this is from a man who has done a lot of
> laundry.  Just ask Scott.  How the hell he knows what I do with my days
> ... I guess it's that high level security access thing that comes with
> being a grunt in the suck.

I'm sure that Scott knows quite a bit about doing laundry from his time
in the service... Of course, there's only 2 colors -- olive drab and
other stuff... <grin>  In the Navy, it was just darks and whites...
Simple enough that even a sailor could do it...
Grumman-581 - 27 Nov 2007 20:49 GMT
> Pink . . it's the new black.

Hmmm... Sounds like something they would have said during the time of the
bubonic plague... Well, back then it was probably something like,
"Black... It's the new pink"...
eeo - 29 Nov 2007 08:02 GMT
>> Pink . . it's the new black.
>
> Hmmm... Sounds like something they would have said during the time of the
> bubonic plague... Well, back then it was probably something like,
> "Black... It's the new pink"...

You realize that the bubonic plague is not over, don't you?  My wife did
here residency in New Mexico.  Many people there still die of that disease
every year.  If properly diagnosed, on time, it's 100% curable but people
being people...

eeo
Lee Bell - 29 Nov 2007 10:47 GMT
> You realize that the bubonic plague is not over, don't you?  My wife did
> here residency in New Mexico.  Many people there still die of that disease
> every year.  If properly diagnosed, on time, it's 100% curable but people
> being people...

Yep. The fleas on the prairie dogs you're so concerned about are reputed to
carry it.
Grumman-581 - 29 Nov 2007 11:21 GMT
> Yep. The fleas on the prairie dogs you're so concerned about are reputed to
> carry it.

If you were a good shot, you would knock those fleas off the back of the
prairie dogs at 500 yards...

And not do it by spattering the prairie dog in the process... <evil-grin>

Of course, the Canadians would say that you should be able to do it with
a hakapik from 500 yards...
Lee Bell - 29 Nov 2007 13:07 GMT
>> Yep. The fleas on the prairie dogs you're so concerned about are reputed
>> to carry it.
>
> If you were a good shot, you would knock those fleas off the back of the
> prairie dogs at 500 yards...

I knocked the back off the prairie dogs at 600 hards. Does that count?

> And not do it by spattering the prairie dog in the process... <evil-grin>

Oops. I'm not that good. Besides, is it somehow better to kille defensless
fleas than defenseless prairie dogs that carry them?

> Of course, the Canadians would say that you should be able to do it with a
> hakapik from 500 yards.

Actually, I think they like to be up close and personal. They're clearly
psychopathic sociopaths with a strong bloodthirst.

Lee
eeo - 29 Nov 2007 19:23 GMT
>> You realize that the bubonic plague is not over, don't you?  My wife did
>> here residency in New Mexico.  Many people there still die of that
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Yep. The fleas on the prairie dogs you're so concerned about are reputed
> to carry it.

Umm.  I don't recall ever expressing a particular love for prairie dogs.  I
do remember laughing my @ss off when the town of Boulder, Colorado was
ordered by the courts to stop vacuuming them up.  Long story.  And their
intentions were good.  But they didn't seem to understand that a varmint is
a varmint and the folks in Southern Colorado don't want your prairie dogs
just as much as you do.  LOL

eeo
JOF - 29 Nov 2007 23:59 GMT
>>> You realize that the bubonic plague is not over, don't you?  My wife did
>>> here residency in New Mexico.  Many people there still die of that
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>a varmint and the folks in Southern Colorado don't want your prairie dogs
>just as much as you do.  LOL

Sheesh. I wonder if vacuuming prairie dogs is anywhere close to as
cruel as whacking seals with a hakapik. I'm sure the giggle gang here
will say it's actually a treat for the critters - a massive blow job.

JF
dechucka - 30 Nov 2007 00:23 GMT
>>>> You realize that the bubonic plague is not over, don't you?  My wife
>>>> did
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> cruel as whacking seals with a hakapik. I'm sure the giggle gang here
> will say it's actually a treat for the critters - a massive blow job.

What do prairie dogs do to upset people? Aren't they those gopher like
things that stand around looking like meerkats?
JOF - 30 Nov 2007 00:56 GMT
>>>>> You realize that the bubonic plague is not over, don't you?  My wife
>>>>> did
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
>What do prairie dogs do to upset people? Aren't they those gopher like
>things that stand around looking like meerkats?

Yup. Little sand coloured furballs born with a target on their a.s.
Sometimes they resemble road carpet in the Dakotas.

JF
dechucka - 30 Nov 2007 00:31 GMT
>>> Pink . . it's the new black.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> every year.  If properly diagnosed, on time, it's 100% curable but people
> being people...

another great thing about living in Aus we don't have the plague like the US
does ( or rabies for that matter ).
chilly - 30 Nov 2007 08:24 GMT
> >>> Pink . . it's the new black.
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> another great thing about living in Aus we don't have the plague like the US
> does ( or rabies for that matter ).

I really need to clean out my shed, but there are mouse droppings everywhere
and we have Hanta virus here.  What to do?  What to do?
Grumman-581 - 30 Nov 2007 09:04 GMT
> I really need to clean out my shed, but there are mouse droppings everywhere
> and we have Hanta virus here.  What to do?  What to do?

Thermite... Lots and lots of thermite... It will definitely remove any
trace of the Hanta virus...
JOF - 30 Nov 2007 17:27 GMT
>> I really need to clean out my shed, but there are mouse droppings everywhere
>> and we have Hanta virus here.  What to do?  What to do?
>
>Thermite... Lots and lots of thermite... It will definitely remove any
>trace of the Hanta virus...

... and the shed, and perhaps the house.

JF
Grumman-581 - 30 Nov 2007 17:57 GMT
> ... and the shed, and perhaps the house.

But the Hanta virus will definitely be gone... <evil-grin>
Grumman-581 - 30 Nov 2007 18:04 GMT
> ... and the shed, and perhaps the house.

A 4500F heating makes for a good sterilization from most (if not all)
viruses...
eeo - 29 Nov 2007 07:47 GMT
>> Sheesh! I don't even wear a speedo. Wearing black lingerie might just
>> send too much message to my wife.
>
> Pink . . it's the new black.

I gave it a try.  (You would not believe how hard it is to find a pink
Speedo!)  And my wife laughed so hard that she feel down and hurt her back.
She says it'll be weeks before she's healthy enough for, ... you know...

eeo
Dillon Pyron - 08 Dec 2007 00:25 GMT
>>There are many times in your life when you are going to want to do
>>something special for the person that you love. Wearing black lingerie
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
>JF

Oh gawd, I just went blind!
Signature

dillon

"They don't make Jews like Jesus any more.
They don't turn the other cheek, the way they done before.
You could hear the honky holler, as he headed for the floor.
They don't make Jews like Jesus any more."

JOF - 08 Dec 2007 03:25 GMT
>>>There are many times in your life when you are going to want to do
>>>something special for the person that you love. Wearing black lingerie
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
>Oh gawd, I just went blind!

Exactly why I close my eyes when I stand before the mirror each
morning.

JF
Grumman-581 - 08 Dec 2007 09:43 GMT
> Exactly why I close my eyes when I stand before the mirror each
> morning.

The only reason for a guy to look in the mirror is if he still has (or
thinks he has) some hair... Some of us can go months without seeing
ourselves in a mirror...
Scott - 08 Dec 2007 12:37 GMT
> > Exactly why I close my eyes when I stand before the mirror each
> > morning.
>
> The only reason for a guy to look in the mirror is if he still has (or
> thinks he has) some hair... Some of us can go months without seeing
> ourselves in a mirror...

I shave in the shower...
JOF - 08 Dec 2007 13:42 GMT
>> > Exactly why I close my eyes when I stand before the mirror each
>> > morning.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>I shave in the shower...

Me too. It's efficient time and resources management.

JF
Grumman-581 - 08 Dec 2007 19:24 GMT
> Me too. It's efficient time and resources management.

Not shaving is even more efficient... Take a hair trimmer with a very
short hair guide attachment and mow it down every few weeks... Don't need
a mirror for that either... Remove the hair guide attachment and then mow
down any hairs on the head that might have grown... Shaving you have to do
every day -- mowing can be done every week or so... It gets done in the
shower also (but with water not running) so that you can wash all the
hairs down the drain... No mirror necessary...
Dillon Pyron - 11 Dec 2007 17:18 GMT
>>> > Exactly why I close my eyes when I stand before the mirror each
>>> > morning.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>JF

Yeah, I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, but I seem to do a good
job without looking.  And have a 6 guard doing the haircutting, I
don't have to spend much time combing or brushing.  The only thing I
use a mirror for is the mustache trim.  And then, surprise, I'm about
6 inches from the mirror with my glasses sitting on the counter.
Signature

dillon

"They don't make Jews like Jesus any more.
They don't turn the other cheek, the way they done before.
You could hear the honky holler, as he headed for the floor.
They don't make Jews like Jesus any more."
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Grumman-581 - 11 Dec 2007 23:07 GMT
> Yeah, I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, but I seem to do a good job
> without looking.  And have a 6 guard doing the haircutting, I don't have
> to spend much time combing or brushing.  The only thing I use a mirror
> for is the mustache trim.  And then, surprise, I'm about 6 inches from
> the mirror with my glasses sitting on the counter.

I use basically a #0 for my head and a #1 for my beard and mustache... At
that length, trimming is not necessary on the mustache... Only thing that
needs trimming is where the beard ends and the neck begins... Basically
edging the lawn, I guess...
Grumman-581 - 08 Dec 2007 19:16 GMT
> I shave in the shower...

I grow it where I can... Nature takes care of the rest...
JOF - 08 Dec 2007 13:41 GMT
>> Exactly why I close my eyes when I stand before the mirror each
>> morning.
>
>The only reason for a guy to look in the mirror is if he still has (or
>thinks he has) some hair... Some of us can go months without seeing
>ourselves in a mirror...

Mayhap yer a vampire?

JF
Grumman-581 - 08 Dec 2007 19:19 GMT
> Mayhap yer a vampire?

Nawh, just follicly challenged...
dechucka - 08 Dec 2007 06:54 GMT
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,........  http://lingerie.pokemon.googlepages.com/index.html

>>Sheesh! I don't even wear a speedo. Wearing black lingerie might just
>>send too much message to my wife.
>>
>>JF
>
> Oh gawd, I just went blind!

just as your mother warned would happen
dechucka - 27 Nov 2007 20:39 GMT
> There are many times in your life when you are going to want to do
> something special for the person that you love. Wearing black lingerie
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> do anything to please them.  - Black Lingerie - More,........
> More,........  http://lingerie.pokemon.googlepages.com/index.html

I have given up wearing my black lingerie, I get to much unwanted attention
when I take off my wetsuit on the dive boat or on the beach
eeo - 29 Nov 2007 08:06 GMT
>> There are many times in your life when you are going to want to do
>> something special for the person that you love. Wearing black lingerie
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> I have given up wearing my black lingerie, I get to much unwanted
> attention when I take off my wetsuit on the dive boat or on the beach

To me, a wetsuit is black lingerie.  (When worn by  a female, of course.)

eeo
 
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