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Scuba Forum / General / December 2007Scuba videos for marketing ?
Hi, like to use scuba videos for a marketing campaign. Does anyone have any tips on video marketing ? '[image: http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z298/demossoft/th_0e9788c8.jpg]' (http://tinyurl.com/268k2v)  Signatureafolabi http://www.scubish.com > Hi, like to use scuba videos for a marketing campaign. Does anyone > have any tips on video marketing ? Yeah, sex sells... Find some buxum young females with front zip wetsuits... No swimsuit underneath the wetsuit works best... The zipper should be open to their navel... Perhaps 1mm or less thickness of neoprene... Air and water temperatre should be somewhat chilly so as to maximize the Nature's Barometer aspect of the female mammary glands... >> Hi, like to use scuba videos for a marketing campaign. Does anyone >> have any tips on video marketing ? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >of neoprene... Air and water temperatre should be somewhat chilly so as to >maximize the Nature's Barometer aspect of the female mammary glands... Skins have always worked for me. Well, not on me, but on women. Used to have a DM who would strip down to a smile and then put on a skin. She had me face he class towards me for a "briefing" while she did her "debriefing". Facing me, of course. First time she did it, let's just say that I got unbent. Signaturedillon "They don't make Jews like Jesus any more. They don't turn the other cheek, the way they done before. You could hear the honky holler, as he headed for the floor. They don't make Jews like Jesus any more." > Used to have a DM who would strip down to a smile and then put on a > skin. She had me face he class towards me for a "briefing" while she > did her "debriefing". Facing me, of course. First time she did it, > let's just say that I got unbent. just the first time? When I was 16, I worked at a pool at a Boy Scout summer camp. The lady in charge of the pool was a 24 year old certified hottie. On more than one occasion, she had me hold up a towel for her to change behind. Needless to say, I managed to block everyone from seeing the show (everyone, that is, except myself). Ahh, those were good times. I can't recall one of those instances where I didn't get "unbent", but I was a teenager with raging hormones, so that may have helped. When I was 19, I was working at the same pool. We had a new Aquatics Director who happened to be 22 or 23. She was not nearly so hot as the other AD. I knew that I could have had her if I wanted the afternoon that I was taking a nap and she popped into my tent and crawled onto my cot next to me. Fortunatley, she was a skank and it was too early in the season for me to be that desperate, so I chose the higher ground. I believe she ended up sueing two fifteen year old boys for rape after she took them to her house and got them all liquored up. Sadly, knowing the boys involved, I wouldn't doubt it if the two fifteen year olds actually did rape her, but who's gonna believe that a 23 year old woman is going to take two 15 year olds home with her for the weekend, get them plastered, have sex with them, and it be their fault? Needless to say, I'm very glad that I never "hit that." > When I was 19, I was working at the same pool. We had a new Aquatics > Director who happened to be 22 or 23. She was not nearly so hot as the [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > her for the weekend, get them plastered, have sex with them, and it be their > fault? And here I thought Boy Scouts were only molested by old men scoutmasters. If I had known that there was a chance of being molested by a skanky female aquatics director I would have become an eagle scout for sure. > > When I was 19, I was working at the same pool. We had a new Aquatics > > Director who happened to be 22 or 23. She was not nearly so hot as the [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > molested by a skanky female aquatics director I would have become an > eagle scout for sure. Hehe... if only you knew what went on at Summer Camp, I'm sure you would have been a model scout. It's not all compasses and firebuilding... we also learned a thing or two about knots. ;-) In article <09e392ba-988f-4262-b772- 5673940b341f@a35g2000prf.googlegroups.com>, mossman@qnet.com says... -On Dec 10, 9:10 am, "Chris Guynn" <chris.gu...@gamil.com> wrote: - -> When I was 19, I was working at the same pool. We had a new Aquatics -> Director who happened to be 22 or 23. She was not nearly so hot as the -> other AD. I knew that I could have had her if I wanted the afternoon that I -> was taking a nap and she popped into my tent and crawled onto my cot next to -> me. Fortunatley, she was a skank and it was too early in the season for me -> to be that desperate, so I chose the higher ground. I believe she ended up -> sueing two fifteen year old boys for rape after she took them to her house -> and got them all liquored up. Sadly, knowing the boys involved, I wouldn't -> doubt it if the two fifteen year olds actually did rape her, but who's gonna -> believe that a 23 year old woman is going to take two 15 year olds home with -> her for the weekend, get them plastered, have sex with them, and it be their -> fault? - -And here I thought Boy Scouts were only molested by old men -scoutmasters. If I had known that there was a chance of being -molested by a skanky female aquatics director I would have become an -eagle scout for sure. the logic we would expect from a birdbrain. - SignatureBob Crownfield crownfield@verizon.net >> Used to have a DM who would strip down to a smile and then put on a >> skin. She had me face he class towards me for a "briefing" while she [quoted text clipped - 23 lines] >her for the weekend, get them plastered, have sex with them, and it be their >fault? A Williamson County jury? Woman recently got something like 20 years for stat rape of a 15 year old "boy". >Needless to say, I'm very glad that I never "hit that." > Signaturedillon "They don't make Jews like Jesus any more. They don't turn the other cheek, the way they done before. You could hear the honky holler, as he headed for the floor. They don't make Jews like Jesus any more." -- the Kinkster. Support Utopia, the last home for many pets > >> Used to have a DM who would strip down to a smile and then put on a > >> skin. She had me face he class towards me for a "briefing" while she [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > A Williamson County jury? Woman recently got something like 20 years > for stat rape of a 15 year old "boy". In this case, she (the 23 year old) admitted to taking the two boys to her house for the weekend. She admitted to furnishing alcohol to them. She admitted that all three of them got drunk. Then, she accused them of raping her. The prosecuting attorney subpeoned 6 or 7 of the adult staff members from camp to testify to the character of the lady in question as a means to support her case. After calling two to the stand, he sent the rest home realizing that they weren't going to do anything but destroy his case. Her case was dismissed against the first boy and she dropped the case against the second (probably on the advice of her lawyer). I don't think that the boys or their parents ever turned the tables and sued her back. |
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