I think you need a new nom de plume Mr. "cv"

since you've admitted to undergoing self castration...may we refer to you as a
latter-day Klingsor?

According to legend...Klingsor, who also appears in Wagner's opera -- "Parsifal"
is a character with a sullied past...and to make up for that, has himself
castrated in a gesture of self-purification...in the hope of being allowed to
join up with the Knights who are looking after the holy grail, a relic that
somehow has survived from near pre-Christian times...and perhaps brought to
Spain from the Holy Land during the Crusades.

In order to aid your search for a female diving buddy...you should know that her
name will most likely be Kundry...one who has never been able to pass this
Earth.  She was last seen as a hag/sorceress who laughed at Christ on the Cross
and then wandered thereafter, unable to die...one who later surfaced in Medieval
times in Spain and hung around with the Knights in this Medieval castle-like
setting deep in the forest, not far from present-day Barcelona (monestary known
as "Montsalvat") which I had the occasion to visit --not far from Barcelona--a
fortress-like structure high up in the rocks..

There Kundry performed menial chores while slipping away on occasion to Klingsor
and his nearby realm.  Klingsor is intent on having Kundry seduce a new arrival,
a guileless foul named Parsifal, so as to give him carnal knowledge, thereby
sullying him and making him "unfit" for the veneration ceremones that he could
otherwise partake with the knights in their holy grail ceremonies.

So there you have it!

You shall be Klingsor as you descend into your watery realm!
And may you find Kundry...

Thanks for the offer, but my boys are just fine.

I've only been diving with instructors, and they are paid to watch your a.s.
I would assume, and we all know what that mean, that a female buddy would be
less apt to go off chasing a turtle and leaving you on your own.  Of course
on land it's a whole different story. :-)