Tue Nov 6, 2:19 PM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Queen Elizabeth II's speech in the British parliament Tuesday
may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death. That would
have been against the law.

Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in
Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television
channel showing a legal drama series.

And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and
ambassadors from around the world wore colourful national costumes, at least
nobody turned up in a suit of armour. Illegal.

Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman
to urinate in a policeman's hat and murdering bow-and-arrow-carrying
Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England.

A law stating that in Liverpool, only a clerk in a tropical fish store is
allowed to be publicly topless, was also ridiculous, said a poll of 3,931
people for UKTV Gold television out Tuesday.

Nearly half of those surveyed admitted to breaking the ban on eating mince
pies on Christmas Day, which dates back to the 17th century and was
originally designed to outlaw gluttony during the rule of the Puritan Oliver
Crowmell.

The laws and other regulations were culled from published research into
ancient legislation that has never been repealed although subsequent
statutes have rendered them obsolete.

Respondents were given a shortlist and asked to vote.

Most ridiculous British law:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British
monarch upside-down (seven percent)

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk
in a tropical fish store (six percent)

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your
toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants,
including in a policeman's helmet (four percent)

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically
becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him
to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing
(three percent)

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour
(three percent)

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient
city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

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In Britain it is also legal to take very weekend a handfull of drugs if you
are bound to live in a wheelchair and are to coward to face anyone for real
(=Takin Gthepiss).