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Author & columnist Carl Hiaasen on ocean outfalls
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El Stroko Guapo - 05 Nov 2007 20:03 GMT Posted on Sun, Nov. 04, 2007 Counties flush dirty water into the ocean By CARL HIAASEN One of South Florida's dirtiest secrets is the daily dumping of a half-billion gallons of sewage into the Atlantic Ocean.
The polluters are the governments of Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach counties, which use submerged pipes to pump the ''minimally treated'' wastewater two to three miles off our beaches.
It's a massive environmental crime that hasn't received much public attention, probably because it takes place underwater and out of sight.
But, at long last, the state Department of Environmental Protection is seeking to shut down the pipelines and halt the flow of urban sewage into the ocean. The DEP says the counties should recycle the wastewater instead of flushing it on the reefs (or what's left of them).
The official reaction of county leaders has been remarkably devoid of shame or remorse. They strongly oppose the DEP initiative, saying there's no conclusive evidence that a daily deluge of 500,000 gallons of crappy water seriously harms marine life.
In a pitch to Gov. Charlie Crist, Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez soberly asserted that ``it is not in the public interest to spend a significant amount of money to eliminate discharges when we do not have the answer to what is really causing the impact to reefs.''
If Alvarez truly believes that a steady torrent of sewage causes no damage to coral, he's staggeringly ignorant.
And he's not alone. Hollywood Mayor Mara Giulianti and Broward Mayor Josephus Eggelletion Jr., too, have sent letters asking the DEP to produce proof that effluent is harmful to the sea.
Among reputable marine scientists there is little debate. Sewage contains higher levels of nitrogen, ammonia and other contaminants that are widely believed to promote algae blooms and disease in coral communities.
As coral formations die off, fish, lobsters and sea turtles lose critical habitat.
Your average second-grader has no difficulty understanding that polluting the ocean has unhealthy consequences, but Alvarez, Giulianti and Eggelletion are slow learners.
Either that, or they're more worried about their own political hides.
Water treatment is costly, and the type of recycling system that state regulators are recommending for the three overcrowded counties might require $2.7 billion in new infrastructure, according to one study.
That's a lot of money, yet it would translate to a relatively modest hike in monthly water bills, starting at about $20 per household. Many families wouldn't mind paying that much to reuse wastewater, if they realized the unsavory alternative and what it means for the future.
Using the Atlantic as a toilet is immoral, but it's also idiotic, when you consider the growing water crisis in South Florida. The precious half-billion gallons that are sent out to sea every day could be recycled instead for irrigation, industry and even drinking, if sufficiently cleaned.
Each with two active pipelines into the ocean, Broward, Palm Beach and Miami-Dade currently waste more water than any other counties. Broward flushes 191 millions per day, Palm Beach loses 108 million and Miami-Dade dumps 208 million.
It's obscene, and ultimately self-destructive.
The pipeline conflict between the counties and the state is an important test of Crist's declared commitment to a responsible environmental policy. The DEP, which became a pushover during Jeb Bush's tenure, has always had the authority to crack down on polluters; what's been missing is leadership and resolve.
Even in moving to plug the offshore pipes, the agency meekly stopped short of acknowledging a connection between sewage exposure and reef destruction. The DEP said only that ''the weight of evidence . . . calls into question the environmental acceptability'' of ocean dumping.
No kidding.
Most Floridians are fiercely protective of their ocean, bays, gulfs and beaches, and man-made threats to those treasures aren't taken lightly. The opposition to offshore oil drilling, for example, remains intense from the Panhandle to the Keys.
Yet, with the exception of divers, fishermen and marine biologists, residents of Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach counties are mostly unaware of how much sewage is being spewed right off the coastline, and who's doing it.
For obvious reasons, the municipal governments don't eagerly publicize their role in this foul enterprise.
How ludicrous for officials to contend that the effects are unknown. There's nothing harmless about polluting the Atlantic; it just happens to be the cheapest, easiest way to get rid of huge volumes of impure water.
Think about it.
If the stuff really weren't so bad, they wouldn't have sunk three miles of pipe to pump it away from the beach.
JOF - 05 Nov 2007 20:22 GMT >Think about it. > >If the stuff really weren't so bad, they wouldn't have sunk three miles >of pipe to pump it away from the beach. Perhaps a movie sequel to Striptease is in the offing. The crazy ex-Governor slinks into town with a bag of roadkill and his trusted black county-mounty and harrasses the politicoes until they come around. Plenty of material there for a story. He hasn't published a new novel in a while has he?
JF
eeo - 07 Nov 2007 19:38 GMT >>Think about it. >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > JF If you like Hiaasen, try reading Christopher Moore. ( http://www.chrismoore.com/ ) He is very similar to Hiaasen in style but when Hiaasen stops short for propriety's sake, Moore just blows right on by. He is one "Sick Puppy."
eeo
JOF - 07 Nov 2007 20:00 GMT >>>Think about it. >>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] >when Hiaasen stops short for propriety's sake, Moore just blows right on by. >He is one "Sick Puppy." Thanks. I didn't know about him. I'm all for impropriety in my fiction. 8)
JF
George Cathcart - 07 Nov 2007 20:03 GMT On Nov 7, 2:38 pm, "eeo" <eeolson(people in Hawaii actually like spam)hawaii.rr.com> wrote:
> >>Think about it. > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > eeo I don't think I've seen Hiaasen stop short for any reason, but I agree that Moore is very good. Then there's Tim Dorsey, who is like Hiaasen on acid and steroids combined, with his lovable serial killer Serge and his sidekick.
Beyond that is the whole S. Florida crime novel genre, going back at least to John D. MacDonald, the master, and his rightful heir today, Randy Wayne White.
Observant readers will see that the underlying recurrent serial crime through all these works is rampant land rape and habitat assassination caused by terminal greed that far outstrips the worst symptoms of terminal poverty.
MacDonald, White, Hiaasen and Dorsey are among the best social commentators going today (well, okay, MacDonald is technically no longer going, but the Travis McGee series is being reissued, and I'm finding them just as good now as when I first read them 30 years ago). The crimes in their novels are just vehicles for their powerful and insightful observations on the slow sinking of the Florida peninsula.
gc
JOF - 07 Nov 2007 20:32 GMT >I don't think I've seen Hiaasen stop short for any reason, but I agree >that Moore is very good. Then there's Tim Dorsey, who is like Hiaasen [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >The crimes in their novels are just vehicles for their powerful and >insightful observations on the slow sinking of the Florida peninsula. I've done pretty much all the lawyers writing fiction and I've read all of Hiaasen, MacDonald and RWW. I'm just finishing up everything I can find from Michael Connelly (California setting) so the new names will come in handy. Perhaps it's time to revisit Travis McGee as well. If you haven't read Connelly, check him out, and John Lescroart too, if you haven't already.
JF
George Cathcart - 07 Nov 2007 20:54 GMT > On Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:03:25 -0000, George Cathcart > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > JF Thanks John. I'll take a look at Connelly. I had a chance to do some meaningful travel in California this year, and may again next year, so that should be interesting. Lately I've been binging on a couple of other regional crime novelists -- Robert B. Parker in Boston and George Pelecanos in D.C. Parker has several stock characters, and he's pretty funny, but not really a social commentator. Pelecanos is rarely funny, but an excellent commentator. I'd put his stuff on par with Dennis Lehane, also of Boston, who had a series with a detective couple (the movie Gone Baby, Gone is based on one of his, as was Mystic River).
I really do recommend re-reading the Travis McGee books. MacDonald was way ahead of his time on his Florida insights, and McGee is timeless. These books could be set in today with almost no revisions. And fortunately, over 30+ years, I've forgotten the plots, so they all read new to me. I still want to grow up to be Meyer...:).
gc
JOF - 07 Nov 2007 21:42 GMT >Thanks John. I'll take a look at Connelly. I had a chance to do some >meaningful travel in California this year, and may again next year, so [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >couple (the movie Gone Baby, Gone is based on one of his, as was >Mystic River). I forgot about Parker. Liked his books, and characters. Lehane I find a little on the dark side. I like my sordid crimes light hearted. I'll check out Pelecanos too.
I've gotta reread the J.J.Jance Arizona series (having just spent time out there) and her Beaumont stories in Seattle make for pretty good reading (picture Travis McGee on the west coast in a red Porsche).
>I really do recommend re-reading the Travis McGee books. MacDonald was >way ahead of his time on his Florida insights, and McGee is timeless. >These books could be set in today with almost no revisions. And >fortunately, over 30+ years, I've forgotten the plots, so they all >read new to me. Will the blue pickup make the transition?
>I still want to grow up to be Meyer...:). Just cuz all the young women lust for his aged carcass. Yeah, works fer me.
If you haven't already found him, read Robert Tannenbaum (Tanenbaum?). Retains some great characters thru a bunch of books. He's a lawyer who went straight and started writing crime fiction set in Manhattan. Try to start at the beginning of the set. The character development is pretty convoluted and reading out of order spoils all kinds of surprises.
JF
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