Risk -  Risk is the same diving at the north pole in skivvies or a dry suit
as long as you dive within the limits of the appropriate tables.  (Mere
mortals don't understand risk.)

Statistics - Statistics don't prove that smoking is harmful to the smokers
health.  (Mere mortals don't understand statistics.)

Spam - Spam is offering for sale or soliciting offers for merchandise,
products, or services, except back plates weighing ten pounds, more or less.

I support (I give, I provide, etc.) - I have withholding tax on my wages.

Liberal - Business Person, Teacher, or Anybody not Conservative

Conservative - Gun Nut

Real American - Enjoys Watching California Burn and Similar Catastrophes

Aware - Bitches About Everything

Knowledge or Know - Heard Someplace

First Amendment, Second Amendment, Third Amendment, etc. - Authorize
carrying concealed weapons in public places including schools, airplanes,
and churches.

Freedom of Speech - Freedom to say that carrying concealed weapons in public
places including schools, airplanes, and churches is good for the economy,
religion, and mankind.

Solution - More Guns

Problem - Liberal

Dive - Practice With Gun or Shoot

Decompression Dive - Practice With Automatic Weapon(s)

Dive Vacation - Making Love with Your Gun in a Tent or RV

Tank - Box of Ammunition

Get Together - Drinking Alcohol and Comparing Guns

Canadian - Liberal

Must be a million more.