How to prevent crabs from attacking your genitals???

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Victor Smootbank - 17 Sep 2007 00:31 GMT

These little monsters are always looking for genitals to attack.

How can I protect mine against evil crabs???

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dechucka - 17 Sep 2007 01:16 GMT

> These little monsters are always looking for genitals to attack.
>
> How can I protect mine against evil crabs???

use a better class of whore

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Conshelf - 17 Sep 2007 03:01 GMT

In rec.scuba, on Sun 16 Sep 2007 07:16:33p, "dechucka"

> use a better class of whore

He's posting from Turkey, so wouldn't it be "use a better class of goat"?

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dechucka - 17 Sep 2007 03:24 GMT

> In rec.scuba, on Sun 16 Sep 2007 07:16:33p, "dechucka"
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>> use a better class of whore
>
> He's posting from Turkey, so wouldn't it be "use a better class of goat"?

not being an expert on pubic crabs I don't know if you can get them from a
goat or even a goatfish ( Mulloidichthys ) to bring it back on topic

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IntoGear - 17 Sep 2007 23:19 GMT

> In rec.scuba, on Sun 16 Sep 2007 07:16:33p, "dechucka"

> He's posting from Turkey, so wouldn't it be "use a better class of goat"?

Turkey huh... don't worry about them, you ain't got enough there to
worry about.

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Scott - 17 Sep 2007 23:37 GMT

> > In rec.scuba, on Sun 16 Sep 2007 07:16:33p, "dechucka"
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> > He's posting from Turkey, so wouldn't it be "use a better class of goat"?
>
> Turkey huh... don't worry about them, you ain't got enough there to
> worry about.

Hey, if the Turks had nukes they'd find a way to hang a bayonet on it.

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dechucka - 18 Sep 2007 00:15 GMT

>> > In rec.scuba, on Sun 16 Sep 2007 07:16:33p, "dechucka"
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> Hey, if the Turks had nukes they'd find a way to hang a bayonet on it.

the Turks are brave and great soldiers.

They respect our dead as we do theirs

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dazed and confuzzed - 17 Sep 2007 01:36 GMT

> These little monsters are always looking for genitals to attack.
>
> How can I protect mine against evil crabs???

Cut 'em off. If you can find them.

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Lee Bell - 17 Sep 2007 03:44 GMT

> These little monsters are always looking for genitals to attack.
> How can I protect mine against evil crabs???

Be a little more careful who you sleep with.

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