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nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 12:58 GMT
Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the
police department and also my last day before retirement.

I previously spent 4 years in the military in law enforcement which
applied towards my retirement, so, 32+ years on the job.

My town and PD had a very nice luncheon for me on Tuesday and Wednesday,
we had a very informal cookout (hamburgers, hotdogs, etc) at the office.
At the end of the day, I turned in my patrol vehicle keys, hopped on my
Harley, and headed home.

Last night, a bunch of us went to the local Hooters and had another party.

After a few month sabbatical, I will return part time, teaching, etc.

So much ocean.....so little time.

Andy
ben bradlee - 06 Sep 2007 13:11 GMT
> Andy

Congratulations on retirement.
Douglas W. "Popeye" Frederick - 06 Sep 2007 13:37 GMT
> Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the police
> department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
> Andy

 Congrats!
nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 17:06 GMT
>> Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the
>> police department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
>  Congrats!

Thanks Doug.  No trips planned but I am looking at the possibility of
heading to Va. Beach if weather looks favorable. Past couple of times I
have tried that area, weather & sea conditions kept the boats in port.

When the NOAA radio is reporting 40-50mph gusts and 20-25 ft seas, no
need to even unpack the dive bag.
Scott - 06 Sep 2007 14:15 GMT
> Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the
> police department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
> Andy

There are no words to properly thank you for service to your nation and
community.

Hold your head high and proud, and come visit.

All you gotta do is get here, the rest is on me.
nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 17:07 GMT
>>Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the
>>police department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
> All you gotta do is get here, the rest is on me.

Thanks for the open invite.  If I get in the area I will take you up on
it.

Andy
Lee Bell - 06 Sep 2007 14:17 GMT
> Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the police
> department and also my last day before retirement.
>
> I previously spent 4 years in the military in law enforcement which
> applied towards my retirement, so, 32+ years on the job.

Congratulations.

Too bad you weren't working down here. A few of my good friends are cops.
One has retired and the other two are in the last couple of years of their
drop program. Their depatrment bases retirement on high two, gives 80% after
20 years, and allows them to sell saved annual and sick leave in that last
two years, counting the income in the salary computation. One does and the
others will  make more retired than they were making while working. Add a 5
year DROP to that and a guaranteed rate, 8% I think, on DROP money, and they
have a very sweet deal.

I have 2 years and 3 months to go before I join you. I don't have near the
benefits the local cops do. In January of this year, the government wrapped
my geographic differential into my salary for computation purposes. Since my
retirement is based on my high 3, I have to wait until 3 years after that
event to benefit fully. I don't get a DROP and I don't get paid for sick
leave. It does count towards years of service. I get paid for annual leave,
but it does not get included in my retirement calculation. I'll be at or
very near to 80% when I go.

Lee
nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 17:20 GMT
>>Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the police
>>department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
> Congratulations.

Thanks Lee.

> Too bad you weren't working down here. A few of my good friends are cops.
> One has retired and the other two are in the last couple of years of their
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> year DROP to that and a guaranteed rate, 8% I think, on DROP money, and they
> have a very sweet deal.

We have a good healthy retirement system in Va.  Pension is based on
final 3 average.  We can retire with 20 years at age 50.  Obviously the
longer you stay, the higher the pension.  My town very recently invested
into the retirement system which actually gave me a significant increase
in my retirement.

We have what is known as a PLOP (Paid Lumpsum Option Program), which I
suspect is similar to what you mentioned.  I can get up to 3 years of my
annual pension up front for anything I want but it reduces my benifit
later on.  I did not opt for that.

> I have 2 years and 3 months to go before I join you. I don't have near the
> benefits the local cops do. In January of this year, the government wrapped
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> but it does not get included in my retirement calculation. I'll be at or
> very near to 80% when I go.

I am still kind of "dazed and confused" (sorry D&C to "borrow" your
online moniker).  I did not retire with a "take this job and shove it"
attitude.  I told my Chief I was committed to making certain things went
as smoothly as possible.  I have mixed emotions.  I liked my job.  Liked
the people I was working with.  But I think there is a time to step
aside and let some of the younger folks take it.  I left on a high note
and already have plans to come back part time after the first of the
year.  Chief already told me, "don't even bother to turn your equipment
in".

> Lee
Lee Bell - 06 Sep 2007 18:05 GMT
> We have what is known as a PLOP (Paid Lumpsum Option Program), which I
> suspect is similar to what you mentioned.  I can get up to 3 years of my
> annual pension up front for anything I want but it reduces my benifit
> later on.  I did not opt for that.

Nope, the DROP (Deferred Retirement Option Plan) is the best thing since
sliced bread. Basically, you retire, but keep on working. At the retirement
date, your future pension is established. All proceeds of the retirement,
for up to five years, is deposited into a tax deferred savings account while
you continue to work at full salary. I'd kill for a drop plan. Hell, I'd
even work for another 5 years.

> I am still kind of "dazed and confused" (sorry D&C to "borrow" your online
> moniker).  I did not retire with a "take this job and shove it" attitude.
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> plans to come back part time after the first of the year.  Chief already
> told me, "don't even bother to turn your equipment in".

If you like it and you want to keep doing it part time, great. On the other
hand, if you want to stay in the same line of work, don't forget to look at
other departments, etc. You may find you can manage a double pension and
still do everything you want.

Lee
nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 18:35 GMT
>>We have what is known as a PLOP (Paid Lumpsum Option Program), which I
>>suspect is similar to what you mentioned.  I can get up to 3 years of my
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> you continue to work at full salary. I'd kill for a drop plan. Hell, I'd
> even work for another 5 years.

I see.  As long as your anticipated tax rate is lower than what you are
currently paying (assuming you don't win the lottery, change in tax
laws, etc) it is probably a good deal.

>>I am still kind of "dazed and confused" (sorry D&C to "borrow" your online
>>moniker).  I did not retire with a "take this job and shove it" attitude.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Lee

Thats the way I see it.  I will have the best of all worlds.  My Chief
will retain an experienced person who knows the system.  I will keep my
certifications and continue to do what I enjoy on my own terms.  I enjoy
teaching which I plan to do.  Win-Win.

Actually, I have already started receiving "another" pension.  From my
years in the volunteer fire service, I just started receiving small
pension check.  Not a lot, but could sure buy a dive trip every now and
then.
Lee Bell - 06 Sep 2007 20:05 GMT
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>>
>>>We have what is known as a PLOP (Paid Lumpsum Option Program), which I
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> currently paying (assuming you don't win the lottery, change in tax laws,
> etc) it is probably a good deal.

You're not paying anything. Your retirement is going into the tax deferred
account. You're getting your salary on top of your retirement. To top it
all, the funds for my friends are guaranteed a rate of return higher than
anything I've seen in recent years.

Lee
JOF - 06 Sep 2007 14:42 GMT
>Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the
>police department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
>So much ocean.....so little time.

Andy, here's to a long and happy retirement.

JF
nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 17:22 GMT
>>Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the
>>police department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
> JF

Thanks John.  That is the goal.  As I mentioned in a previous post, "so
much ocean, so little time".

Hell, I hadn't even finished my final day when a guy at the county IT
department told me to put an application in as a tech.
TonyP - 06 Sep 2007 15:38 GMT
Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
won't be worth too much here in NY.
But, I can't wait for that day when I will be on permanent vacation!!!
Ride and dive safe.

> Wednesday, Sept 5, 2007, was the anniversary of my 28th year at the
> police department and also my last day before retirement.
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>
> Andy
Greg Mossman - 06 Sep 2007 16:45 GMT
> Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
> to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
> won't be worth too much here in NY.
> But, I can't wait for that day when I will be on permanent vacation!!!

Hmmm.  Not being any sort of public employee or corporate pensioner, I
have to wait about 28 more years to be eligible to collect what's
estimated to be just about nothing, after already putting in 23 years
of steady work.

I'd love that permanent vacation, but I'll obviously have to be
working in order to supplement that nothing.  Thank you all you baby
boomers.  I hope you enjoy our social security taxes.  Have a round of
golf on me - my last paycheck paid for the greens fee.
ben bradlee - 06 Sep 2007 17:34 GMT
>> Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
>> to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
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> estimated to be just about nothing, after already putting in 23 years
> of steady work.

You have your youth, that's better than retirement.  Being much closer than
thee to the "just about nothing" is of little conciliation as eating is not
an optional activity.

> I'd love that permanent vacation, but I'll obviously have to be
> working in order to supplement that nothing.  Thank you all you baby
> boomers.  I hope you enjoy our social security taxes.  Have a round of
> golf on me - my last paycheck paid for the greens fee.

Well at least your income is high enough to reach the green fee tax rate.
The drinks and green fee rate of 7.65% applies to wages of $97,500 or less.
The green fee rate of 1.45% applies to wages over $97,500.  Your goal is to
reach the green fee rate on January second of each year so as not to be
burdened too greatly by the pittance deposited electronically on the
government appointed day.  You'll make it Greg.
El Stroko Guapo - 06 Sep 2007 17:58 GMT
> I'd love that permanent vacation, but I'll obviously have to be
> working in order to supplement that nothing.  Thank you all you baby
> boomers.  I hope you enjoy our social security taxes.  Have a round of
> golf on me - my last paycheck paid for the greens fee.

Actually, yer last paycheck covered diving for me.

But don't think I don't appreciate it. Thanks, Greg!

esg
Dan Bracuk - 07 Sep 2007 03:17 GMT
Greg Mossman <mossman@qnet.com> pounded away at his keyboard resulting
in:

:I'd love that permanent vacation, but I'll obviously have to be
:working in order to supplement that nothing.  Thank you all you baby
:boomers.  I hope you enjoy our social security taxes.  Have a round of
:golf on me - my last paycheck paid for the greens fee.

You are very welcome and very gracious.   But I don't play expensive
enough courses to spend one of your paychecks.

Dan Bracuk
Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
Rick Simms - 07 Sep 2007 15:30 GMT
<SNIP>

It would be nice if we could actually get back all the money we put
into it! Maybe you could start making extra contributions every month.

>Thank you all you baby boomers.  I hope you enjoy our social security taxes.  Have a round of
>golf on me - my last paycheck paid for the greens fee.

Rick Simms
Dan Bracuk - 07 Sep 2007 22:43 GMT
Rick Simms <simms.rick@insightbb.com> pounded away at his keyboard
resulting in:

:It would be nice if we could actually get back all the money we put
:into it! Maybe you could start making extra contributions every month.

If you live long enough, you should exceed it.

Dan Bracuk
Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 03:21 GMT
> If you live long enough, you should exceed it.

I'll not see a dime of Social Security. I paid into it for almost enough
years to earn something back, but Federal Employees and Railroad Workers
don't pay, or get social security. I could go back to work for about 4 years
and get a small amount for my trouble, but it's probably not worth the
effort.

Lee
Scott - 08 Sep 2007 03:47 GMT
> > If you live long enough, you should exceed it.
>
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> and get a small amount for my trouble, but it's probably not worth the
> effort.

I just got a letter telling me that I am eligible.

$628 a month.

That wouldn't cover the cost of feeding my dogs.

I been paying into it since 1976.

Now, the Democrat shithead (no need for names) will be right along to blame
it all on Bush.
Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 11:30 GMT
> I just got a letter telling me that I am eligible. $628 a month.

Not much security there, is there. That would not pay my mortgage. Lucky for
me, I have the liquid resources to pay the mortgage off any time I choose.
Unlucky for me, that probably would not pay taxes and insurance on the house
either.

> I been paying into it since 1976.

Newbie.

> Now, the Democrat shithead (no need for names) will be right along to
> blame it all on Bush.

No doubt. This one, however is not a problem created by any one group.
Democrats, Republicans and Independents alike have been working on this mess
for a very long time. That's what we get when we try to make personal
maintenance society's problem. That's why so many of us resist attempts to
do it again so strongly.

Lee
Newbie Diver - 08 Sep 2007 11:36 GMT
"Scott" <pugetsounddiver@gmail.com> wrote:

> I just got a letter telling me that I am eligible.
>
> $628 a month.
>
> That wouldn't cover the cost of feeding my dogs.

Perhaps you should consider buying dog food in the economy sized bags.  
Even if you are buying the higher priced brands like Science Diet, it works
out to usually less than $1 per lb when you're buying it in the 40 and 44
lb bags.  I buy my dog's food at the local ag feed store in 50 or 55 lb
bags for less than half that.
George Cathcart - 08 Sep 2007 12:24 GMT
> > If you live long enough, you should exceed it.
>
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>
> Lee

If you are on the old federal retirement plan you have been paying
into a quite lucrative plan that will pay out better than Social
Security would, and you get to keep your health insurance benefits. I
was a "victim" of the not enough years, too, when my first wife died
without enough years even to pay a death benefit.

I'm on the newer federal retirement plan, so I pay into that as well
as social  security. When I retire, the two combined will not pay as
much as the old plan would. That's why I also pay into the TSP, the
federal version of a 401K.  As much time as you have in federal
service, Lee, I don't think you'll be below the poverty line when you
retire.

gc
ben bradlee - 08 Sep 2007 13:19 GMT
>> > If you live long enough, you should exceed it.
>>
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> into a quite lucrative plan that will pay out better than Social
> Security would...

Is there any plan paying less than Social Security?

> I
> was a "victim" of the not enough years, too, when my first wife died
> without enough years even to pay a death benefit.

http://www.360financialliteracy.org/Life+Stages/Couples+and+Marriage/Articles/Lo
ss+of+a+Spouse/Social+Security+survivors+benefits.htm


This general information indicates to me that the rules for collecting
Social Security (SS) death benefits are fairly liberal.  If you're saying
your wife died and you did not get pensioned off on SS because she did not
work and you wanted a free rider; well, I'm sorry for both.  Why would you
think you are entitled to benefits?

> I'm on the newer federal retirement plan...

http://www.opm.gov/retire/html/retirement/fers.html

Your retirement appears to be SS and savings with a little pension benefit
thrown in.  If you don't save, you have SS and the pension benefit.

http://govexec.com/story_page.cfm?filepath=/dailyfed/0306/033106rp.htm

The example here says you may be better off than Lee financially and some
characteristics of your plan make it better.
George Cathcart - 08 Sep 2007 14:35 GMT
> >> > If you live long enough, you should exceed it.
>
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>
> Is there any plan paying less than Social Security?

Ask  the former Enron employees.

> > I
> > was a "victim" of the not enough years, too, when my first wife died
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> work and you wanted a free rider; well, I'm sorry for both.  Why would you
> think you are entitled to benefits?

She did not work for long enough in jobs where she paid SS to qualify.
That's all I'm saying. I was not looking for a "free rider." I merely
inquired about the death benefit, which is when I learned about the
minimum years requirement and the fact that she did not qualify. At
that point, I wanted any help I could get, as I then had two years of
uninsured bills for cancer treatments. That was 27 years ago.

> > I'm on the newer federal retirement plan...
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> The example here says you may be better off than Lee financially and some
> characteristics of your plan make it better.

The example you show assumes two people with equal years of federal
service. I have only been a fed for two years. I'll retire in five
more, and I'll be able to add on three years of military service that
I have now paid into. My FERS pension will be pretty minor compared
with other retirement income, which will come from state retirement in
Arizona, TIAA-CREF, a 403b deferred comp plan, my federal TSP and
social security.

As the article you cited indicates, whether FERS or CSRS is a better
plan is very complicated and depends a lot on what choices people make
over their careers. Lee, for example, apparently made the choice years
ago not to convert from CSRS to FERS. I had no choice in that matter
when I joined federal service. In terms of monthly income, there's
probably not a lot of difference at the end of the day, and most
federal retirees do fairly well, especially with the health benefits.

I was merely trying to point out that Lee was complaining about not
collecting any social security, implying that he was somehow being
screwed. He left out that as a CSRS federal employee, he was paying
into that instead of SS, and he will be paid from that instead of
social security.

gc
ben bradlee - 08 Sep 2007 15:02 GMT
> Ask  the former Enron employees.

That's not really a plan now is it?

> In terms of monthly income, there's
> probably not a lot of difference at the end of the day, and most
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> collecting any social security, implying that he was somehow being
> screwed. He left out that...

at the end of his work career he will probably do better in retirement than
most workers in the United States.  The federal withholding line on workers
W2 helps to make it possible.  It's about choices and whining louder than
the next guy that makes it all possible.
Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 16:04 GMT
>> I was merely trying to point out that Lee was complaining about not
>> collecting any social security, implying that he was somehow being
>> screwed. He left out that...

What would you call it if you paid into a program designed to help you in
the future that gave you nothing back? Do you, perhaps, think that I paid
into Social Security because I was concerned about your future?

> at the end of his work career he will probably do better in retirement
> than most workers in the United States.  The federal withholding line on
> workers W2 helps to make it possible.  It's about choices and whining
> louder than the next guy that makes it all possible.

I will retire making more than the average family of four makes while
working. You are correct about that. What you left out is that the program
costs me more than your social security does and that it is part of my
compensation package. I have spend 35 years earning it and will spend a
couple more before I'm done. If you worked at the same job for as long as I
have and put away as much of what you were paid for your work, including
benefits, as I have, you'd be making more too.

The problem with Social Security is that I worked under it, off and one,
from around 1962 to 1975. I didn't pay a lot into it because I didn't make a
lot, but I paid as much as anyone else making the same, working the same
number of quarters. I get back nothing. Still sound like unfounded whining?

Lee
George Cathcart - 08 Sep 2007 21:38 GMT
> >> I was merely trying to point out that Lee was complaining about not
> >> collecting any social security, implying that he was somehow being
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> have and put away as much of what you were paid for your work, including
> benefits, as I have, you'd be making more too.

I'm not complaining about what I'll get at retirement. I've put away
plenty and for the most part will get back enough to live comfortably
on, and I've done it the same way you have -- through deferred
compensation as well as payroll taxes. If I'd worked the same job for
35 years, though,  I'd be bitter, too.

> The problem with Social Security is that I worked under it, off and one,
> from around 1962 to 1975. I didn't pay a lot into it because I didn't make a
> lot, but I paid as much as anyone else making the same, working the same
> number of quarters. I get back nothing. Still sound like unfounded whining?
>
> Lee

No, just plain ol' whining....

gc
Dennis (Icarus) - 09 Sep 2007 04:46 GMT
> >> I was merely trying to point out that Lee was complaining about not
> >> collecting any social security, implying that he was somehow being
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> the future that gave you nothing back? Do you, perhaps, think that I paid
> into Social Security because I was concerned about your future?

I would call Social Security a Ponzi scheme, except Ponzi's promise high
returns.
:-)

<snip>

Dennis
Greg Mossman - 09 Sep 2007 05:38 GMT
On Sep 8, 8:47 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
wrote:

> I would call Social Security a Ponzi scheme, except Ponzi's promise high
> returns.
> :-)

As any good hunter knows, you have to cull the population.  I suggest
a simple coin toss on one's 65th birthday.  Heads you win: a 50% bonus
supplement in addition to the monthly SS check.  Tails you lose:
become soylent green to help feed the homeless and fertilize our lawns.
Lee Bell - 09 Sep 2007 11:44 GMT
> I would call Social Security a Ponzi scheme, except Ponzi's promise high
> returns.
> :-)

Interesting perspective. I like it. Add a few things and take the smiley
away. It's a Ponzi scheme that has run its course. One of the problems with
Ponzi schemes, and Social Security, is that they depend on expansion of the
scheme to continue. Social Security has expanded to the limit, covering
virtually all of the market and, worse, the market is no longer growing at
an adequate rate.

Social Security differs from a Ponzi scheme in one important way. Ponzi got
arrested for fraud when his scheme failed.

Lee
Dennis (Icarus) - 09 Sep 2007 14:33 GMT
> > I would call Social Security a Ponzi scheme, except Ponzi's promise high
> > returns.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> Lee

Thanks! Evidently we're ion good company, as Thomas Sowell has argued the
same thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzi_scheme
http://web.archive.org/web/20041001-20051231re_/http://www.ssa.gov/history/ponzi.html

In fairness, the resemblance is superficial, but the comparison does make a
nice point representing the impending collapse (which both Democrats and
Republicans agree will happen, they're just don't agree on a remedy)

Dennis
Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 15:27 GMT
>> If you are on the old federal retirement plan you have been paying
>> into a quite lucrative plan that will pay out better than Social
>> Security would...

Depends on what you mean by old, but you're probably talking about the right
one. I'm on the CSFR retirement plan. The current one is FERS.

Lee

> Is there any plan paying less than Social Security?

No plan at all.

Social Security was never intended to be a retirement plan. It was intended
to provide some income, no matter what. It's a supplement to whatever you do
otherwise, whether it's an employer plan like mine or a personally managed
plan. Those that depend on Social Security for all their retirement income
are bound to be very disappointed.

> I was a "victim" of the not enough years, too, when my first wife died
> without enough years even to pay a death benefit.

My wife has enough quarters for benefits, but she's 13 years younger than I
am. There's no guarantee that I'll live long enough to collect on her Social
Security, but you never know.

Sorry about your wife.
>> I'm on the newer federal retirement plan...
>
> http://www.opm.gov/retire/html/retirement/fers.html

Sorry to hear that. Actually, those that have been on FERS from the
beginning, do pretty well. Those that switched over during their career,
don't do as well as those that had their whole career under one plan or the
other.

Lee
ben bradlee - 08 Sep 2007 15:51 GMT
> I'm on the CSFR retirement plan.

I guess the CIA kept the acronym for their super secret retirement plan
under wraps - until now.  ;-))
TonyP - 12 Sep 2007 03:02 GMT
>>Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
>>to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> boomers.  I hope you enjoy our social security taxes.  Have a round of
> golf on me - my last paycheck paid for the greens fee.

Your welcome. But, if it makes you happy, I will only be collecting 1/2
of the SS I am "entitled" to. Yep... entitled to. Might even look into
the other wonderful social freebies out there that you working stiffs
will be paying for. Might even vote Democrat this time. They are BIG on
giving away everyone else's money but theirs.
nitespark - 12 Sep 2007 11:42 GMT
> Your welcome. But, if it makes you happy, I will only be collecting 1/2
> of the SS I am "entitled" to. Yep... entitled to. Might even look into
> the other wonderful social freebies out there that you working stiffs
> will be paying for. Might even vote Democrat this time. They are BIG on
> giving away everyone else's money but theirs.

Why not renounce your US citizenship, become a citizen of another
country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
get FULL benifits?
Greg Mossman - 12 Sep 2007 16:29 GMT
> Why not renounce your US citizenship, become a citizen of another
> country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
> get FULL benifits?

Illegal immigrants get full Social Security benefits?  That's news to
me.  Obviously you must have a cite for this?
nitespark - 12 Sep 2007 17:57 GMT
>>Why not renounce your US citizenship, become a citizen of another
>>country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
>>get FULL benifits?
>
> Illegal immigrants get full Social Security benefits?  That's news to
> me.  Obviously you must have a cite for this?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,79013,00.html

"But PRUCOL aliens are not nearly the major threat to social security.
The Bush administration has reportedly completed a draft of a treaty
between the U.S. and Mexico that will give the Mexican government at
least $345 billion in Social Security payments for Mexicans who have
worked in the U.S. legally and illegally. The treaty, which is unique in
that it provides a foreign government Social Security money even for
those of its citizens who have worked illegally in America, may be timed
to coincide with the 2004 elections.

If the draft treaty becomes law, it will dismantle the chief provision
of the 1996 Welfare Reform Act, a law which has saved U.S. taxpayers $72
billion since inception, because it will give Social Security payments
to illegal aliens and legal aliens who have not paid into our payroll
tax system for the requisite 10 years."
Greg Mossman - 12 Sep 2007 18:42 GMT
> >>Why not renounce your US citizenship, become a citizen of another
> >>country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> to illegal aliens and legal aliens who have not paid into our payroll
> tax system for the requisite 10 years."

Hmmm.  That doesn't sound very pro-Bush to me.  Did the draft treaty
become law?  It's kind of weird that a President campaigns on the
issue of saving Social Security and then gives all our money to
Mexico, but I guess you gotta get your votes however you can nowadays.

This article discusses a more recent (debunked) claim that Democrats
were trying to give Social Security benefits to illegals:

http://www.factcheck.org/article447.html

Otherwise, the only search hits I get are on how illegal immigrants
are bolstering Social Security with billions of dollars of taxes that
the illegals never hope to recoup.

I see references to a Totalization Agreement with Mexico dating as far
back as 2003, but nothing that speaks of a final deal.  If you have
anything more concrete, I'd appreciate it.
nitespark - 12 Sep 2007 20:21 GMT
>>>>Why not renounce your US citizenship, become a citizen of another
>>>>country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> issue of saving Social Security and then gives all our money to
> Mexico, but I guess you gotta get your votes however you can nowadays.

Why does it have to be pro-Bush?
Lee Bell - 12 Sep 2007 21:04 GMT
>> Hmmm.  That doesn't sound very pro-Bush to me.  Did the draft treaty
>> become law?  It's kind of weird that a President campaigns on the
>> issue of saving Social Security and then gives all our money to
>> Mexico, but I guess you gotta get your votes however you can nowadays.

> Why does it have to be pro-Bush?

Because Greg is anti Bush.
Greg Mossman - 12 Sep 2007 21:17 GMT
> >>>>Why not renounce your US citizenship, become a citizen of another
> >>>>country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Why does it have to be pro-Bush?

Because it's my job to spread anti-Bush propaganda, not yours.  Thanks
for the help, but don't think you're entitled to any of my DNC
commission.
nitespark - 12 Sep 2007 23:24 GMT
>>>>>>Why not renounce your US citizenship, become a citizen of another
>>>>>>country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
> for the help, but don't think you're entitled to any of my DNC
> commission.

Sorry.  Didn't know I was required to be pro-Bush.  My bad I guess.  I
am just "anti-illegal immigrant getting our social security".  If its
Bush policy I'm "agin it".  If its Democrat policy, I'm "agin it".  Simple.
Scott - 13 Sep 2007 00:40 GMT
> Sorry.  Didn't know I was required to be pro-Bush.  My bad I guess.  I
> am just "anti-illegal immigrant getting our social security".  If its
> Bush policy I'm "agin it".  If its Democrat policy, I'm "agin it".  Simple.

That would be a result of the fact that you aren't a leftist bigot.
Greg Mossman - 13 Sep 2007 00:52 GMT
> Simple.
>
> That would be a result of the fact that you aren't a leftist bigot.

How's that sniping going?  Get any hits yet?
nitespark - 13 Sep 2007 14:41 GMT
>>Sorry.  Didn't know I was required to be pro-Bush.  My bad I guess.  I
>>am just "anti-illegal immigrant getting our social security".  If its
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> That would be a result of the fact that you aren't a leftist bigot.

I'm off to Va. Beach to hopefully do some diving.  I will try and work
on that while I am gone but don't expect much change.
Lee Bell - 12 Sep 2007 19:15 GMT
> "But PRUCOL aliens are not nearly the major threat to social security. The
> Bush administration has reportedly completed a draft of a treaty between
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> illegal aliens and legal aliens who have not paid into our payroll tax
> system for the requisite 10 years."

At which time all of us legal citizens that do not get Social Security
benefits will file our class action suit on the basis of discrimination on
the basis of national origin and win.

Lee
TonyP - 14 Sep 2007 18:53 GMT
>> Your welcome. But, if it makes you happy, I will only be collecting
>> 1/2 of the SS I am "entitled" to. Yep... entitled to. Might even look
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> country (preferably one south of the US), then sneak in illegally, and
> get FULL benifits?

Good point!!! Excellent point!!!!
Scott - 06 Sep 2007 16:48 GMT
> Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
> to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
> won't be worth too much here in NY.
> But, I can't wait for that day when I will be on permanent vacation!!!
> Ride and dive safe.

*WILL* you guys shut up?

I'll retire when they shovel dirt on me.

=;-)
Lee Bell - 06 Sep 2007 16:52 GMT
> *WILL* you guys shut up?
>
> I'll retire when they shovel dirt on me.
>
> =;-)

You've been retired for as long as I've known you. Retirement doesn't mean
you don't work any more. It just means you work at what you want, more or
less when you want . . . like crossing the country to work for a Ft.
Lauderdale dive operator . . . and back again.

Andy, I and most others, have spent years doing the same job, day after day.
When we're retired, then perhaps we'll cross the country for a new job . . .
or to live in the wilds of NE Washington.

Lee
Scott - 06 Sep 2007 17:16 GMT
> > *WILL* you guys shut up?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> When we're retired, then perhaps we'll cross the country for a new job . . .
> or to live in the wilds of NE Washington.

NW Washington

NE Sucks
Lee Bell - 06 Sep 2007 18:00 GMT
>> or to live in the wilds of NE Washington.
>
> NW Washington
>
> NE Sucks

Slip of the fingers. I know where you live, more or less. Guess I just
equate east with water. Considering my origins, it's understandable.

NW Washington in the spring, is one of the most beautiful places I've ever
visited.

Lee
Scott - 07 Sep 2007 17:57 GMT
> >> or to live in the wilds of NE Washington.
> >
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> NW Washington in the spring, is one of the most beautiful places I've ever
> visited.

It is beautiful now, and always.

We actually have seasons and weather other than hurricanes here.

It's your turn to do the diagonal drive.
Lee Bell - 07 Sep 2007 19:30 GMT
> We actually have seasons and weather other than hurricanes here.
> It's your turn to do the diagonal drive.

Funny you should mention that. I'll be leaving for Rick Simm's home in
Kentucky either 9/27 PM or 9/28 AM and, once there, we'll pack up and head
for KeyCee, Wyoming, an enchanting little place smack dab in the middle of
nowhere, but a damned sight closer to you than I am now.

Lee
Scott - 07 Sep 2007 19:52 GMT
> > We actually have seasons and weather other than hurricanes here.
> > It's your turn to do the diagonal drive.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Lee

Two days more driving and you'll have opportunity to not only get your
trigger, I'll show you how as I do it, but you will have the place and time
to dive God's Country.

See an Octopus bigger than you.
Lee Bell - 07 Sep 2007 21:05 GMT
> Two days more driving and you'll have opportunity to not only get your
> trigger, I'll show you how as I do it, but you will have the place and
> time
> to dive God's Country.

In two days, I could drive all the way across the country.

We'll see if we make it that far. Don't hold your breath. We may get to
Yosemite and/or Yellowstone, but probably not all the way up where you are.
Almost no chance at all I'll be diving up there unless global warming has
brought the water temperature up to the mid to high 80s.

> See an Octopus bigger than you.

Big deal. I'm not all that big.

Lee
nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 17:24 GMT
> Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
> to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
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>>
>> Andy

Thanks Tony.  Do you ride?  Not sure but I think I may have seen TonyP
over on the Harley NG?
Rick Simms - 06 Sep 2007 20:35 GMT
>> Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
>> to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>Thanks Tony.  Do you ride?  Not sure but I think I may have seen TonyP
>over on the Harley NG?

Harley NG????????

Rick Simms
nitespark - 06 Sep 2007 21:18 GMT
>>>Enjoy your retirement. I have about 3 years to go myself. Will make it 4
>>>to retire with a slightly more increase in my pension. But it still
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> Harley NG????????

Try rec.motorcycles.harley and alt.binaries.pictures.motorcycles.harley.

Andy
Scott - 07 Sep 2007 17:56 GMT
> Try rec.motorcycles.harley and alt.binaries.pictures.motorcycles.harley.

SSSHHHH.

You are taunting the 6 years olds with secrets, or whatever it was the
dickhead socialist fagot lawyer from Kalifornia was sniveling about.
nitespark - 07 Sep 2007 19:12 GMT
>>Try rec.motorcycles.harley and alt.binaries.pictures.motorcycles.harley.
>
> SSSHHHH.
>
> You are taunting the 6 years olds with secrets, or whatever it was the
> dickhead socialist fagot lawyer from Kalifornia was sniveling about.

Sorry....my bad.  I'll take my lashes like a man with a secondary drive
belt.
Lee Bell - 07 Sep 2007 19:31 GMT
> Sorry....my bad.  I'll take my lashes like a man with a secondary drive
> belt.

Real motorcycles have chains.
nitespark - 07 Sep 2007 20:47 GMT
>>Sorry....my bad.  I'll take my lashes like a man with a secondary drive
>>belt.
>
> Real motorcycles have chains.

Ok OK.....I'll take my lashes with a primary drive chain instead.
Scott - 07 Sep 2007 19:49 GMT
> >>Try rec.motorcycles.harley and alt.binaries.pictures.motorcycles.harley.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Sorry....my bad.  I'll take my lashes like a man with a secondary drive
> belt.

More secrets.

You simply have to stop giving it all up.

http://www.nightrider.com/biketech/xl883_to_1200_page07.htm
Rick Simms - 07 Sep 2007 19:18 GMT
<snip>

>>>Thanks Tony.  Do you ride?  Not sure but I think I may have seen TonyP
>>>over on the Harley NG?
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>Andy

I had been watching the a.b.p.m.h group for a while but didn't look
for the r.m.h group. I'll have to drop in and lurk about for a while.

Did you go the the Nat'l HOG Rally in Knoxville by any chance? Several
of our club rode down for the meeting and rode the Dragon over the
weekend. I understand that was a hoot and a half.

There is a plan afoot to make Bike Week 2008 in Daytona and then
venture south for the bar stroll in Key West. Riding the bikes thru a
lot of Florida A1A and 1 in the Keys might make a hellva ride.

Rick Simms
Lee Bell - 07 Sep 2007 19:33 GMT
> There is a plan afoot to make Bike Week 2008 in Daytona and then
> venture south for the bar stroll in Key West. Riding the bikes thru a
> lot of Florida A1A and 1 in the Keys might make a hellva ride.

Behave yourself in Daytona. No colors allowed in the Boot Hill Saloon.

Lee
Scott - 07 Sep 2007 19:53 GMT
> I had been watching the a.b.p.m.h group for a while but didn't look
> for the r.m.h group. I'll have to drop in and lurk about for a while.
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> venture south for the bar stroll in Key West. Riding the bikes thru a
> lot of Florida A1A and 1 in the Keys might make a hellva ride.

When you do, look up Snarl and tell him you know me.

And buy a round for the house when you sign on.
nitespark - 07 Sep 2007 20:45 GMT
> <snip>
>
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> Rick Simms

Havn't made any big rallys like Sturgis or anything.  Just got back on 2
wheels a little over a year ago.  The Sporty is not a very good touring
bike.  More of an around town, half-day or day trip bike which is what I
was looking for.  While my bike has plenty of power, if I tried to ride
it for a couple of days straight, it would kill me.  Other option would
be to trailer it a ways and then ride the good part.  Which leads me to
the other part of the equation....I don't have a trailer.

I have heard of the Dragon and may one day want to run it.  In the mean
time, I have the Blue Ridge Parkway, which I am convinced was designed
for a motorcycle ride.  (if it weren't for the damn deer).

Andy
Lee Bell - 07 Sep 2007 21:14 GMT
> Havn't made any big rallys like Sturgis or anything.  Just got back on 2
> wheels a little over a year ago.  The Sporty is not a very good touring
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> trailer it a ways and then ride the good part.  Which leads me to the
> other part of the equation....I don't have a trailer.

Real bikers don't have trailers either. You ride for a day and sleep over
night, get up and do it again. A Sporster will do it as well as anything, at
least the one with the larger motor will. You're not supposed to go on
marathon rides . . . you're retired, remember?

> I have heard of the Dragon and may one day want to run it.  In the mean
> time, I have the Blue Ridge Parkway, which I am convinced was designed for
> a motorcycle ride.  (if it weren't for the damn deer).

I've done a lot of scary things on Motorcycles. I toured the country on a
Kawasaki 1000 Shaft Drive. Talk about something not suitable for touring. I
raced Enduros for three years, right up until the one where I broke my back.
That ended that. I only ran one Motocross. I was in the lead when my rear
tire washed out (too much pressure) and I hit the berm. Ouch. Nothing
broken, but it hurt. I decided to do something less dangerous, so I started
drag racing big bores. My 1100 Suzuki was never started stock and was never
beaten by a street bike in the 4 years I had it. I do recall, however, the
day my front wheel lost contact with the ground at right around 200 mph. I
was on I-95 in Jacksonville, showing off for an attractive young lady in a
Porsche. No damage except to my nervous system.

The point of all of this is that the most dangerous, scariest thing I ever,
ever did on a motorcycle was ride it at night up around Pigeon Forge, up
where Popeye calls home. It's a hoot in the daytime. It's a freak-out at
night.

Lee
nitespark - 07 Sep 2007 21:45 GMT
>>Havn't made any big rallys like Sturgis or anything.  Just got back on 2
>>wheels a little over a year ago.  The Sporty is not a very good touring
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> least the one with the larger motor will. You're not supposed to go on
> marathon rides . . . you're retired, remember?

To put it in perspective...400 miles a day in a car for me is nothing.
200 miles on a Sportster would be a killer.  My Sportster is, for the
most part, stock.  No windshield, no fairing.  I am catching the full
force of the wind at highway speeds.  While thats fine for shorter
trips, I can't imagine doing 8-10 hours like that.

FWIW, my Sportster does have the 1200cc engine.

>>I have heard of the Dragon and may one day want to run it.  In the mean
>>time, I have the Blue Ridge Parkway, which I am convinced was designed for
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> Lee

I will not ride the BRPW at night.  Already had a deer hit my car (note
I said the deer hit my car,....my car did not hit the deer).  I have
ridden the BRPW at dusk and that makes me nervous...especially with my
wife riding.  However, one thing I have noted, the deer DO NOT seem to
like the sound of a Harley (at least mine) and usually turn and run as I
approach.

However, I was on the Parkway the other afternoon about 200-300 ft
behind another bike when a deer ran out a couple of hundred feet in
front of him. Both of us braked and I wouldn't even classify it as a
"close call", but it just points out how careful you need to be ALL of
the time.

Whle the deer was well clear of us by the time we reached where he/she
had crossed, I was very leary to see if other would follow since it is
not unusual to see more than one at a time.

Check this one out-
http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Deer_Jumps_Motorcycle/
dazed and confuzzed - 07 Sep 2007 22:11 GMT
> To put it in perspective...400 miles a day in a car for me is nothing.
> 200 miles on a Sportster would be a killer.  My Sportster is, for the
> most part, stock.  No windshield, no fairing.  I am catching the full
> force of the wind at highway speeds.  While thats fine for shorter
> trips, I can't imagine doing 8-10 hours like that.

It's not so bad after the first 8 hours or so....Your hands go numb,
(yer butt already is...).

Try 1100 miles in one run, stopping only for gas, coffee, and whatever
heartburn inducing food is available at the gas places.

> FWIW, my Sportster does have the 1200cc engine.
>
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> had crossed, I was very leary to see if other would follow since it is
> not unusual to see more than one at a time.

You need a light bar, and more lights to drive at night in the country.

> Check this one out-
> http://www.stupidvideos.com/video/animals/Deer_Jumps_Motorcycle/

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Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 03:19 GMT
> You need a light bar, and more lights to drive at night in the country.

Yes, you do.
Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 03:18 GMT
Understand the issues with the deer, but my problem is switchbacks with
several hundred foot drop offs and no guard rails. Coming around a corner on
my bike, all my headlights illuminated was space. I could see the edge of
the road, but not down it. Very, very spooky. I did it once and that was
enough. After that, I drove the car.

I hate to admit it, but I trailered my bike up. They did a Yamaha Family
Days at Pigeon Forge and I was working in Charlotte. I took the bike up on a
trailer and stored it in a mini wharehouse while I was working. Funny thing
is, they had a special, $1 for the first month. I only rented it for a
month. Worked out well.  My girlfriend, back then, a friend and his wife all
drove up in a rented motor home. I met them in Pigeon Forge. Both of us had
Suzukis, both significantly built, both beautifully custome painted. He was
a very talented paint and body man as well as one of the best airbrush
artists I've ever known. The Yama people didn't think much of us, but we got
more than our share of attention. His bike had a Yamaha sport faring, so we
tried to enter it in the most unusual Yamaha contest, claiming that the
fairing was stock, everything else was custom. It didn't work. Surprise,
surprise.

400 miles a day is crazy on pretty much any bike at anything near my age.
The cruisers can do it OK, but why would you? For me, that's not what biking
is about, at least normally. If I want layed back comfort, I'll drive a car.
The first day of my tour of the country, I rode from Jacksonville to Baton
rouge. That's about 525 miles in a day, but I probably averaged close to
100. Like I said, my bike was not stock and I was younger and more bullet
proof. It was still a long day. I didn't drive that far any other day of my
trip, a couple hundred miles max. I just wanted out of Florida, about the
only place I'd seen much of up to then.

If you haven't done something like this, I highly recommend it. Start from
home and head for the first National Park. Buy a Golden Eagle Pass and work
your way across the country going from National Park to National Park. When
I did it, I took a tent, but I didn't sleep a night in it. The only time I
set it up was in Las Vegas, where I promised myself I'd win or lose $100 and
leave. Back then $100 was a lot of money. From the afternoon until about
5:00 AM, I won $95. They changed dealers, I had a free breakfast and in the
next hour, I lost the $95 and the $100, packed up my tend and left. The time
was worth the money. I stayed at Motel 6's which, at the time, really were
$6 a night. It was a very special trip. Oh yes, I recommend against doing it
in a group. The best part of my trip was being able to go where I wanted
when I wanted, without restriction. I took about a month and a half to do
it. Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona,
Nevada, California, Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, South Dakota, Iowa, Kansas,
Missouri, Illinoise, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South
Carolina, Georgia and back to Florida.

Lee
nitespark - 08 Sep 2007 11:46 GMT
> Understand the issues with the deer, but my problem is switchbacks with
> several hundred foot drop offs and no guard rails. Coming around a corner on
> my bike, all my headlights illuminated was space. I could see the edge of
> the road, but not down it. Very, very spooky. I did it once and that was
> enough. After that, I drove the car.

For the most part, unless you are driving a Lexus or other high end car
like that, the headlights are pointing straight ahead also.  A few years
back, I dove Mt Storm WV.  This is a cooling lake for a power company.
LDS sponsored the trip and had one of those 15 passenger bus/van
vehicles towing a trailer with the dive equipment in it.  I could have
sworn on a couple of those turns, I was able to read the license plate
on the trailer. :)

> 400 miles a day is crazy on pretty much any bike at anything near my age.
> The cruisers can do it OK, but why would you? For me, that's not what biking
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> trip, a couple hundred miles max. I just wanted out of Florida, about the
> only place I'd seen much of up to then.

My bike has a 5 gallon fuel tank on it.  Around town, I am getting about
40 mpg.  I have had it on the open highway once, just to see what it
would do (fuel economy) and was surprised to see about 57mpg.  Since I
do not have a fuel gauge, I set one of my tripometers each time I refuel .

If I took it on a road trip, I would probably be stopping every 150
miles or so to refuel, which is probably not a bad idea anyhow, at least
on a bike.

> If you haven't done something like this, I highly recommend it. Start from
> home and head for the first National Park. Buy a Golden Eagle Pass and work
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> Missouri, Illinoise, Indiana, Kentucky, Tennessee, North Carolina, South
> Carolina, Georgia and back to Florida.

Not sure I would want a trip like that.  Maybe one day.
Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 12:56 GMT
>> Understand the issues with the deer, but my problem is switchbacks with
>> several hundred foot drop offs and no guard rails. Coming around a corner
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> couple of those turns, I was able to read the license plate on the
> trailer. :)

Heard that. Pretty much everything I've owned since the early 80s, has had
driving lights. They make a big difference.

> If I took it on a road trip, I would probably be stopping every 150 miles
> or so to refuel, which is probably not a bad idea anyhow, at least on a
> bike.

Particularly on a Harley. In my experience, vibration is a more significant
limit than wind or all of the other things we tend to think of first and,
thanks to having only two, relatively heavy pistons, Harleys vibrate more
than most.

> Not sure I would want a trip like that.  Maybe one day.

It started out as a trip, it wound up as an adventure. To me, it's best to
do something like that in an unplanned fashion, going new and different
places as the spirit moves you. I used to like caves, so I saw all the
caves, mines, etc. along the route, well, most of them. I also like large
geographic structures, so visited the Grand Canyon, the large rock
formations of parts of the country, etc. The racks of tourist brochures in
the motels were my friends. I went and saw anything that looked like it
might be interesting.

I'd share such a trip with a significant other or, certain friends, but not
with just anyone and never with a group large enough to have different
opinions on where to go next.

Rick Simms and I will probably do some of that kind of wandering the first
couple of weeks of next month. We have a starting date, an ending date, and
a place we want to be for a few days. Other than that, our schedule is open.
Since we both like photography, shooting, and nature and are both pretty
much ready to do whatever strikes our fancy, I expect we'll have a very good
time. If not, there's always alcohol.

Lee
nitespark - 08 Sep 2007 13:37 GMT
>>If I took it on a road trip, I would probably be stopping every 150 miles
>>or so to refuel, which is probably not a bad idea anyhow, at least on a
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> thanks to having only two, relatively heavy pistons, Harleys vibrate more
> than most.

Actually, on the recent Sportsters (not sure about other models), the
vibration has been significantly dampened using rubber engine mounts.
Not sure when HD started doing that but I am told from those who have
ridden both, it makes a BIG difference.  06 Sportsters were the last
year Sportsters to have carburetors.  07 they started with fuel injection.

>>Not sure I would want a trip like that.  Maybe one day.
>
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> the motels were my friends. I went and saw anything that looked like it
> might be interesting.

Not a bad trip and if its what you want to do, see, experience and you
have the time and money to do it.  I say go for it.  Its not for
everyone but then again....nothing is.

> I'd share such a trip with a significant other or, certain friends, but not
> with just anyone and never with a group large enough to have different
> opinions on where to go next.

Good plan and good parameters.  The more people you have, the more
likely someone will be doing something they don't want to do.

> Rick Simms and I will probably do some of that kind of wandering the first
> couple of weeks of next month. We have a starting date, an ending date, and
> a place we want to be for a few days. Other than that, our schedule is open.
> Since we both like photography, shooting, and nature and are both pretty
> much ready to do whatever strikes our fancy, I expect we'll have a very good
> time. If not, there's always alcohol.

Go for it.  I will expect a trip report on your return.  Any diving
planned along the way?
Newbie Diver - 08 Sep 2007 14:36 GMT
nitespark <nitespark@cox.net> wrote:

> Not a bad trip and if its what you want to do, see, experience and you
> have the time and money to do it.  I say go for it.  Its not for
> everyone but then again....nothing is.

Is the Sportster really considered a touring type of bike?  It seems a bit
small for that use (at least as compared to the normal ones that you see
used for touring -- bigger Harleys and the Honda LeadWing).  I've mainly
rode various types of rice burners over the years, mostly some type of
crotch rocket / sportbike.  I've done 600 miles in a day on one while
running into intermittent heavy summer rainstorms (with no rain gear of
course) and by the end of the day, I was very sore (or at least my butt and
knees were).  Keeping your knees bent at that angle for that many hours
really sucks.  Well, at least for us old farts.  The front leaning seating
position is nice with respect to the wind since your arms and neck don't
get tired like you would with a cruiser type bike, but you pay for it with
sore knees.  The Harleys aren't anywhere close to as fast as even the low
end 600cc sportbikes, but how often to you really need to be able to go 150
mph with the flick of your wrist?
nitespark - 08 Sep 2007 16:04 GMT
> nitespark <nitespark@cox.net> wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 16 lines]
> end 600cc sportbikes, but how often to you really need to be able to go 150
> mph with the flick of your wrist?

In my opinion, the Sporster line is NOT a touring class bike, like the
Road Kings and ElectraGlides.  I bought mine for "around town" riding
and short day trips.  For that type of riding, the Sportster is small
enough to easily maneuver but powerful enough to keep up with the big boys.

I have not tried to top mine out to see what it will do but I do know
when I am merging on the interstate, I have NO trouble  getting up to
speed, even with a passenger, and merging with traffic.
Lee Bell - 08 Sep 2007 16:30 GMT
> For that type of riding, the Sportster is small enough to easily maneuver
> but powerful enough to keep up with the big boys.

No disrespect intended, I actually like Sportsters a lot, but thinking about
them as powerful enough to keep up with the big boys brings a smile of
recollection to my face. There's never been a Harley mad and damned few
built that would keep up with a stock 1100 cc Suzuki. Of course, that's OK,
that's not what they were made to do.

> I have not tried to top mine out to see what it will do but I do know when
> I am merging on the interstate, I have NO trouble
> getting up to speed, even with a passenger, and merging with traffic.

In the 60s, they'd do enough over 100 to meet any legitimate street needs. I
imagine they're a bit faster these days, but probably not by much. Again,
though, that's not the idea behind a Harley. If you want a go fast crotch
rocket, you by Japanese . . . for less than you'd pay for a Harley.

Lee
nitespark - 08 Sep 2007 16:42 GMT
>>For that type of riding, the Sportster is small enough to easily maneuver
>>but powerful enough to keep up with the big boys.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> built that would keep up with a stock 1100 cc Suzuki. Of course, that's OK,
> that's not what they were made to do.

None taken.  I am just thinking about the acceleration to highway speed.
  Why do I need to do 100+mph on a bike?  An officer I know with the
Blacksburg VA PD rides a Kawasaki on the job.  Says it will outrun any
of the HD's.  From my perspective as someone who wants to ride for
enjoyment or to get me from point A to point B....that makes no
difference to me.

>>I have not tried to top mine out to see what it will do but I do know when
>>I am merging on the interstate, I have NO trouble
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> though, that's not the idea behind a Harley. If you want a go fast crotch
> rocket, you by Japanese . . . for less than you'd pay for a Harley.

Harley's are expensive.  No doubt about that and anything with the HD
emblem on it is gonna cost multiple times over.

> Lee
Scott - 08 Sep 2007 22:04 GMT
> Harley's are expensive.  No doubt about that and anything with the HD
> emblem on it is gonna cost multiple times over.

HD is an acronym for "Hundred Dollars".
Conshelf - 08 Sep 2007 22:45 GMT
> HD is an acronym for "Hundred Dollars".

That would just be for a replacement kickstand, right?

Of course, if you got the money, someone has a place for you to spend it.  
How about $245 for a kickstand?

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nitespark - 09 Sep 2007 00:12 GMT
>>HD is an acronym for "Hundred Dollars".
>
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>
> http://www.cas4.com/imp/imp.htm

  MoFoMoCo refers to them as a "jiffy stand".  The "choke" on my bike
is known as an "enrichener".
Conshelf - 09 Sep 2007 11:27 GMT
In rec.scuba, on Sat 08 Sep 2007 06:12:14p, nitespark
<nitespark@cox.net> wrote:

> MoFoMoCo refers to them as a "jiffy stand".

Is that because your bike will fall over "in a jiffy" if you don't put a
crushed beer can underneath it to help spread the weight on soft surfaces?

> The "choke" on my bike is known as an "enrichener".

They probably figured they could charge more if they renamed it.
nitespark - 09 Sep 2007 12:09 GMT
> In rec.scuba, on Sat 08 Sep 2007 06:12:14p, nitespark
> <nitespark@cox.net> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Is that because your bike will fall over "in a jiffy" if you don't put a
> crushed beer can underneath it to help spread the weight on soft surfaces?

I dunno...I will ask Willie G. when we have lunch together.

>>The "choke" on my bike is known as an "enrichener".
>
> They probably figured they could charge more if they renamed it.

"hundred dollars" ?
Conshelf - 09 Sep 2007 13:29 GMT
In rec.scuba, on Sun 09 Sep 2007 06:09:51a, nitespark
<nitespark@cox.net> wrote:

<snip>

Here's an interesting image that I stumbled across:
http://www.dps.state.mn.us/mmsc/latest/build_PhotoDyn.asp?blid=53
Newbie Diver - 09 Sep 2007 13:34 GMT
> We don't need no stinkin' modern equipment!

> http://www.vintagescubasupply.com/missvintage/alikat3.jpg

Ooooh, I don't think that's going to clean out of my keyboard very easily.
Grumman-581 - 27 Sep 2007 08:13 GMT
> http://www.vintagescubasupply.com/missvintage/alikat3.jpg

Kinky... All we need to complete the fantasy is coconut oil and rubber
sheets...
nitespark - 09 Sep 2007 00:09 GMT
>>Harley's are expensive.  No doubt about that and anything with the HD
>>emblem on it is gonna cost multiple times over.
>
> HD is an acronym for "Hundred Dollars".

I found that out REAL quick.
Newbie Diver - 08 Sep 2007 19:17 GMT
"Lee Bell" <pleebell@bellsouth.net> wrote:

> No disrespect intended, I actually like Sportsters a lot, but thinking
> about them as powerful enough to keep up with the big boys brings a
> smile of recollection to my face. There's never been a Harley mad and
> damned few built that would keep up with a stock 1100 cc Suzuki. Of
> course, that's OK, that's not what they were made to do.

Even the Sportster with the low end 883 engine will keep up well enough
with any other bike for the typical cruising type of driving that you see
the riders doing for road trips.  Especially since the riders are often not
wearing helmets or at best wearing the shortie / brain-pan type of helmet.  
I suspect that the lighter bikes wear you down a bit more when you're
buffetted by the wind from passing 18-wheelers.  With a light sportbike,
the solution to that is to never let the 18-wheeler pass you and instead to
pass them at a considerably higher speed than they are going, thus
minimizing your time beside them.  Unfortunately, this technique often
results in the rider being required to pay an increased road tax.

> In the 60s, they'd do enough over 100 to meet any legitimate street
> needs. I imagine they're a bit faster these days, bu