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Scott - 01 Aug 2007 14:58 GMT http://photos.ohnunya.com/gallery/3231697/30/#179035438-M-LB
My buddy Ryan.
33 years old, two purple hearts, 13 years with the 10th Mountain.
ben bradlee - 01 Aug 2007 15:41 GMT > http://photos.ohnunya.com/gallery/3231697/30/#179035438-M-LB > > My buddy Ryan. Bigger balls than brains - at least till he hits the water.
Dan Bracuk - 01 Aug 2007 23:17 GMT "ben bradlee" <NoWay@Way.Bite.Me> pounded away at his keyboard resulting in:
:Bigger balls than brains - at least till he hits the water. Not sure about crownfield, but ben get's my laugh of the day award.
Dan Bracuk Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
Scott - 01 Aug 2007 23:14 GMT > "ben bradlee" <NoWay@Way.Bite.Me> pounded away at his keyboard > resulting in: > > :Bigger balls than brains - at least till he hits the water. > > Not sure about crownfield, but ben get's my laugh of the day award. Sure, Ben has no balls.
JOF - 01 Aug 2007 23:23 GMT > > "ben bradlee" <No...@Way.Bite.Me> pounded away at his keyboard > > resulting in: [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Sure, Ben has no balls. C'mon. It was funnier than a lot of the juvenile crap Cornfield acknowledges.
JF
kryppy@. - 02 Aug 2007 05:08 GMT >http://photos.ohnunya.com/gallery/3231697/30/#179035438-M-LB Now that's not something you see every day, actually never here in laud. My toes have frostbite from just looking at the pictures.
Scott - 02 Aug 2007 05:34 GMT > >http://photos.ohnunya.com/gallery/3231697/30/#179035438-M-LB > > Now that's not something you see every day, actually never here in > laud. My toes have frostbite from just looking at the pictures. What balls he has.
And they were shrunk.
Grumman-581 - 02 Aug 2007 09:28 GMT > Now that's not something you see every day, actually never here in > laud. My toes have frostbite from just looking at the pictures. The term, "fuckin' nuts" comes to mind...
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 02 Aug 2007 19:18 GMT > http://photos.ohnunya.com/gallery/3231697/30/#179035438-M-LB > > My buddy Ryan. > > 33 years old, two purple hearts, 13 years with the 10th Mountain. the real tough guys when they saw your buddy http://nikava.narod.ru/photos_m/photos_m4/m_4_17b.jpg
according to them even little girls can stay longer in the water than your buddy http://nikava.narod.ru/photos_m/photos_m3/m_3_15b.jpg
If you want to see what to do during surface interval
http://bisztynek.www.webpark.pl/przerebel.kikity.html
Janusz
JOF - 02 Aug 2007 22:11 GMT On Aug 2, 2:18 pm, "janus...@hotmail.com" <janus...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >http://photos.ohnunya.com/gallery/3231697/30/#179035438-M-LB > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > http://bisztynek.www.webpark.pl/przerebel.kikity.html But they are safe from ice floes. That's gotta be worth something.
JF
Curtis - 03 Aug 2007 01:18 GMT > But they are safe from ice floes. That's gotta be worth something. Seems like one way to make a Speedo look acceptable in public.......
Curtis
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 03 Aug 2007 09:58 GMT > > But they are safe from ice floes. That's gotta be worth something. > > Seems like one way to make a Speedo look acceptable in public....... > > Curtis Outside your puritan country they are quite popular.
Janusz
chilly - 03 Aug 2007 12:15 GMT > > > But they are safe from ice floes. That's gotta be worth something. > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Outside your puritan country they are quite popular. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos.
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 03 Aug 2007 18:04 GMT > <janus...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Why? <big innocent smile>
Janusz
Dillon Pyron - 11 Aug 2007 02:02 GMT >> <janus...@hotmail.com> wrote in message >> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Janusz When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to Marsialle for the day. They saw a guy who, according to all witnesses, probably weighed 300 pounds. He was wearing a cock sock. They decided to skip the beach for a while.
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Scott - 11 Aug 2007 02:17 GMT > When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to > Marsialle for the day. They saw a guy who, according to all > witnesses, probably weighed 300 pounds. He was wearing a cock sock. > They decided to skip the beach for a while. Ah, that French Fashion sense.
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 11 Aug 2007 19:15 GMT > > When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to > > Marsialle for the day. They saw a guy who, according to all > > witnesses, probably weighed 300 pounds. He was wearing a cock sock. > > They decided to skip the beach for a while. > > Ah, that French Fashion sense. Scotty, there is good chance that he was your fellow American.
Janusz
Dillon Pyron - 17 Aug 2007 10:45 GMT >> When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to >> Marsialle for the day. They saw a guy who, according to all >> witnesses, probably weighed 300 pounds. He was wearing a cock sock. >> They decided to skip the beach for a while. > >Ah, that French Fashion sense. I was at my local Time Warner office today swapping out my DVR (3 plus year old SA 8000 for an 8300 so I could get optical audio and a e-SATA port). A guy walked in who was pretty big. All in black, with black spandex shorts. Jabbed my eyes with a sharp stick.
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Scott - 17 Aug 2007 14:19 GMT > I was at my local Time Warner office today swapping out my DVR (3 plus > year old SA 8000 for an 8300 so I could get optical audio and a e-SATA > port). A guy walked in who was pretty big. All in black, with black > spandex shorts. Jabbed my eyes with a sharp stick. Men should never wear spandex.
And with women, it is a privilege, not a right.
JOF - 17 Aug 2007 18:19 GMT >> I was at my local Time Warner office today swapping out my DVR (3 plus >> year old SA 8000 for an 8300 so I could get optical audio and a e-SATA [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >And with women, it is a privilege, not a right. For a wonderful few it should be an obligation.
JF
chilly - 11 Aug 2007 04:52 GMT > When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to > Marsialle for the day. They saw a guy who, according to all > witnesses, probably weighed 300 pounds. He was wearing a cock sock. > They decided to skip the beach for a while. My friend and I were on vacation in Cuba. We were befriended by a nice young couple from Alberta. A bunch of us hung out together for the two weeks. The young man was attractive and pleasant to be around, as was his girlfriend. However, he wore a blue speedo and we knew far more information about him than we ever needed to, on any level of acquaintance.
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 11 Aug 2007 19:17 GMT > > When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to > > Marsialle for the day. They saw a guy who, according to all [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > girlfriend. However, he wore a blue speedo and we knew far more information > about him than we ever needed to, on any level of acquaintance. Did you like it? ;-))))
Janusz
chilly - 11 Aug 2007 22:17 GMT > > > When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to > > > Marsialle for the day. They saw a guy who, according to all [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Did you like it? ;-)))) Shall we say, I was happy for his girlfriend.
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 12 Aug 2007 19:38 GMT > <janus...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Shall we say, I was happy for his girlfriend. hmm
Janusz
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 11 Aug 2007 19:13 GMT > Thus spake "janus...@hotmail.com" <janus...@hotmail.com> : > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > When she was in Aix en Provance, Carol and company went down to > Marsialle for the day. Marseille and Aix-en-Provence
>They saw a guy who, according to all > witnesses, probably weighed 300 pounds. He was wearing a cock sock. > They decided to skip the beach for a while. As he was so overweighted I suppose that it required hard work to discover what he was wearing ;-)
Janusz
kryppy@. - 03 Aug 2007 13:21 GMT >> > But they are safe from ice floes. That's gotta be worth something. >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Janusz To laugh at. ;)
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 03 Aug 2007 18:10 GMT > On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:58:27 -0700, "janus...@hotmail.com" > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > To laugh at. ;) Wrong. To wear them during swimming, sunbathing etc. Your remark made me to consult urban dictionary and I have no other option but to agree with the first definition for speedo. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=speedo and especially this part "Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while swimming without ridicule." Janusz
JOF - 03 Aug 2007 18:38 GMT On Aug 3, 1:10 pm, "janus...@hotmail.com" <janus...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:58:27 -0700, "janus...@hotmail.com" > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while > swimming without ridicule." There is one very simple but excellent reason why men should never wear speedoes in public. I'll tell the story and you can decide for yourself though.
A couple of years ago I was walking on the beach in Cancun as I do most mornings in January. It's good for the legs and I get to admire all the lovely ladies. On the morning in question I was enjoying the vision of a lithe tanned young thing facing me (topless of course) talking in an animated fashion with another slim tanned honey with sun- bleached tresses facing away from me clad only in a charmingly brief speedo style bikini bottom. I was quite enjoying the prospect of one naked front and one naked back and was verging on full throttle beach lust by the time I drew abreast of them and snuck a sidelong peek at the one with back turned.
F l a t c h e s t, m i a m i v i c e b e a r d, b u l g e i n f r o n t o f s p e e d o, u h o h. As the song says, the dude looked like a lady. Bleah!
That's why I say it's wrong for guys to go around dressed like women. It's one thing if they're old and fat like me - nobody's gonna get emotional about that - well, perhaps a tad bilious - but when they're slim, tanned and female looking from behind there oughta be a law. I may never get over the day I fell in lust with a guy, all because of a damned speedo. I had to stay out on the beach that day ogling girls (no more mistakes) till I was burned to a crisp just to erase that image from my mind's eye.
JF
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 04 Aug 2007 09:08 GMT > On Aug 3, 1:10 pm, "janus...@hotmail.com" <janus...@hotmail.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > > JF Really disgusting, but he whole "adventure" shows only strength of human imagination. You saw what you wanted to saw. I wouldn't blame speedos for your mishap. As you described the guy had ladylike hair and even if he had been completely naked mistake was possible. I'm sure that having proper haircut he wouldn't be looking like a lady. Just imagine the guy as a victim of Popeye's barber. ;-)
Janusz
kryppy@gmail.com - 04 Aug 2007 01:12 GMT >> >> Seems like one way to make a Speedo look acceptable in public....... >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >> To laugh at. ;)
>Wrong. To wear them during swimming, sunbathing etc. Your remark made >me to consult urban dictionary and I have [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >swimming without ridicule." >Janusz None of this changes the fact that they look funny as hell, and in America the only folks who wear them probably shouldn't.
I would prefer to walk naked down the beach than wear one.
Besides, a small cock is funny in any language. ;)
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 04 Aug 2007 09:14 GMT On 4 Sie, 02:12, kry...@gmail.com wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:10:04 -0700, "janus...@hotmail.com" > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > None of this changes the fact that they look funny as hell, It's time to visit some other countries.
>and in America the only folks who wear them probably shouldn't. do you mean beached whales?
> I would prefer to walk naked down the beach than wear one. That's an option
> Besides, a small cock is funny in any language. ;) Only if when the guy has small cock syndrome ;-))))))))
Janusz
Grumman-581 - 04 Aug 2007 08:06 GMT > "Since Europeans, Asians and Brazillians don't obsess over penis size > or automatically associate speedos with homosexuality the way > Americans do, people of all shapes and sizes can wear them while > swimming without ridicule." Or it could be that Europeans, Asians, and Brazillians just all have small dicks and as such it's not that big <pun-intended) of an issue...
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 04 Aug 2007 09:24 GMT On 4 Sie, 09:06, Grumman-581 <grumman...@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM-gmail.com> wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Aug 2007 10:10:04 -0700, "janus...@hotmail.com" > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > small dicks and as such it's not that big <pun-intended) of an > issue... No, it plainly means that Europeans, Asians, and Brazillians aren't obssesed over penis size. FYI people with small cock syndrome usually are looking for ways of compensation their lack of manhood. They do it in different ways as bodybuilding, extreme sports or by buying big houses, cars or guns. Does it remind you something?
Janusz
janusz_w@hotmail.com - 03 Aug 2007 09:56 GMT > On Aug 2, 2:18 pm, "janus...@hotmail.com" <janus...@hotmail.com> > wrote: [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > JF Swimming aids not needed? ;-)
Janusz
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