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ben bradlee - 16 Jul 2007 15:36 GMT
What gets longer when pulled, fits comfortably between breasts, inserts
neatly in a special opening, works when jerked, and shortens after it is
used?

A seat belt.

Buckle up!
Dan Bracuk - 17 Jul 2007 00:33 GMT
"ben bradlee" <NoWay@Way.Bite.Me> pounded away at his keyboard
resulting in:

:What gets longer when pulled, fits comfortably between breasts, inserts
:neatly in a special opening,

Yuck yuck, chortle chortle, guffaw, guffaw.  

Good one Ben.

Dan Bracuk
Never use a big word when a diminutive one will do.
 
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