Little Sally is in day care.  Jonnie brought his dads gun wrapped in his
napping blanket.  Jonnie unwrapped the blanket and pointed the weapon at the
other toddlers in a threatening manner.  What should be done?  Answer:  The
other toddlers should have guns of their own.  Jonnies threat should be met
with equal or greater force in order to preserve the power equilibrium in
day care.

Bill goes to high school with his 22 rifle so he can hunt after school.
Other kids see the gun and become afraid.  What should be done?  Each
student should be allowed to carry the weapon of choice.  With all the
violence at school these days it is recommended that each student pack a
high caliber weapon with cop-killer or better quality ammo.  Ammo should be
able to penetrate steel and cement block to take out a shooter that may be
behind a wall or other sturdy object.

It goes without example that each man and woman of legal age should carry
one assault rifle, one or preferably two pistols, and plenty of ammunition.
The streets are a dangerous place.  Everybody packing will increase safety
and result in public good.

Mable made it to retirement.  She is losing capacity and the kids have her
in a care facility.  The problem is that she is not provided immediate care
by the attendants every time she demands attention.  Solution:  Mable needs
a 357 magnum to get the attention of orderlies.  That will be the last time
her high-calorie, cold treat, will be soft when it is served.  And that old
bastard that suffers from Alzheimer's will be in for an awakening when he
mistakenly rolls his wheelchair into Mable's room.

It is hard to imagine any situation where more guns is not the correct
answer.  If you can think of one, just one, you are wrong!

This message is brought to you by Scott & Lee's Gun Emporium, the NRA, and
all true believers in the Second Amendment.  We fight for your rights
because you don't have the guns to do it yourself.  Lock and load!