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Screw the scallops, save the rays!

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Greg Mossman - 29 Mar 2007 23:49 GMT
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070329/ap_on_sc/sharks_shellfish_4

They complain about the proliferation of rays and skates like it's a
bad thing, but I for one would prefer to watch rays and skates on a
dive than stare at a boring scallop.  Bay scallops are nasty, anyway.
As long as sea scallops aren't endangered, who gives a whit?
Rod - 30 Mar 2007 04:27 GMT
>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070329/ap_on_sc/sharks_shellfish_4
>
>They complain about the proliferation of rays and skates like it's a
>bad thing, but I for one would prefer to watch rays and skates on a
>dive than stare at a boring scallop.  Bay scallops are nasty, anyway.
>As long as sea scallops aren't endangered, who gives a whit?

I prefer to make bay scallps an endangered spiecies
Greg Mossman - 30 Mar 2007 17:19 GMT
> >http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070329/ap_on_sc/sharks_shellfish_4
>
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>
> I prefer to make bay scallps an endangered spiecies

Scallps?  Aren't those the toupees that injuns take?  Maybe they
should be endangered.  Too many bald people around nowadays if you ask
me.
Rod - 31 Mar 2007 14:38 GMT
>> >http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070329/ap_on_sc/sharks_shellfish_4
>>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>should be endangered.  Too many bald people around nowadays if you ask
>me.

Din't your mother ever teach you it is impolite to point out
misspellings or typos unless you are an English teacher ?
Grumman-581 - 31 Mar 2007 18:08 GMT
> Din't your mother ever teach you it is impolite to point out
> misspellings or typos unless you are an English teacher ?

I saw an ad on Craigslist the other day...

Wench $300 -- Works good...

http://houston.craigslist.org/tls/302875191.html

I was *so* tempted to call him and ask for her name...
<dirty-old-man-grin>
Rod - 31 Mar 2007 22:55 GMT
>> Din't your mother ever teach you it is impolite to point out
>> misspellings or typos unless you are an English teacher ?
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>I was *so* tempted to call him and ask for her name...
><dirty-old-man-grin>

LOL
Lee Bell - 01 Apr 2007 02:08 GMT
> I saw an ad on Craigslist the other day...
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> I was *so* tempted to call him and ask for her name...
> <dirty-old-man-grin>

Grace?
Danlw - 01 Apr 2007 05:25 GMT
>> I saw an ad on Craigslist the other day...
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Grace?

Mom, this is embarrassing! Dan
Grumman-581 - 01 Apr 2007 06:25 GMT
> Grace?

I showed it to her... She didn't get the joke... No sense of humor...
Lee Bell - 01 Apr 2007 12:57 GMT
> I showed it to her... She didn't get the joke... No sense of humor...

No how, no way.  She has to have a sense of humor, and the patience of a
saint.  There's no other way should could have lived with you all these
years.  One day, I'll get to meet your family.  I'm looking forward to it.
When your daughter finishes her certification, bring your daughter and her
mother with you on one of your trips.

Lee
Scott - 01 Apr 2007 14:05 GMT
> > I showed it to her... She didn't get the joke... No sense of humor...

> No how, no way.  She has to have a sense of humor, and the patience of a
> saint.

You got that sh.t straight.
Grumman-581 - 01 Apr 2007 19:43 GMT
> One day, I'll get to meet your family.  I'm looking forward to it.
> When your daughter finishes her certification, bring your daughter
> and her mother with you on one of your trips.

If Grace is still on the Irvine contract around the time for the next
Florida dive trip, I might drive down there with Kaitlyn and Grace can
fly in on the weekends... When I spoke with Curtis the other night, he
mentioned something about possibly some of us getting together around
June or July, if I remember correctly...
Lee Bell - 02 Apr 2007 00:31 GMT
> If Grace is still on the Irvine contract around the time for the next
> Florida dive trip, I might drive down there with Kaitlyn and Grace can
> fly in on the weekends... When I spoke with Curtis the other night, he
> mentioned something about possibly some of us getting together around
> June or July, if I remember correctly...

Yep, Dan Bracuk and a couple of relatively new Rec.Scuba members are going
to be in the Keys about the same time.  Curtis has expressed interest as
have Rick Simms and I.  Rick and I haven't firmed up any plans one way or
the other, but we're thinking on it.  As I recall, everyone's planning
relatively shallow, pretty reef, pretty fish dives which, unless I remember
incorrectly, are Dan's preference.  Who knows, I may even get Jayna in the
water again.

Lee
RSimms - 02 Apr 2007 17:46 GMT
>> If Grace is still on the Irvine contract around the time for the next
>> Florida dive trip, I might drive down there with Kaitlyn and Grace can
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>
>Lee

Ronnie is offically semi-retired in May now and so am I.  So she's
coming down with us. I'm going to order her mask w/prescription lenses
so's she can paddle around the reef on the surface.

I do believe we're going to get the house in Lauderdale again.

Rick Simms

***************************************  

There are two theories to arguing with a woman... neither works.
El Stroko Guapo - 03 Apr 2007 02:02 GMT
> I do believe we're going to get the house in Lauderdale again.

Oh crap! Another northerner to entertain!
Grumman-581 - 03 Apr 2007 02:59 GMT
> Oh crap! Another northerner to entertain!

Yep... Those damn Yankees from up north of I-10...
RSimms - 03 Apr 2007 03:35 GMT
>> Oh crap! Another northerner to entertain!
>
>Yep... Those damn Yankees from up north of I-10...

Well, at least I can claim being from a border state. So I'm only half
yankee. (and you'll notice I don't capitalize "yankee!")

Rick Simms
**************************  

Some days, you just step on every rake you come across.
Grumman-581 - 03 Apr 2007 05:04 GMT
> Well, at least I can claim being from a border state. So I'm only half
> yankee. (and you'll notice I don't capitalize "yankee!")

And you'll notice that I didn't capitalize "damn"... A "Damn Yankee"
is different than a "damn Yankee"... The former come south and don't
return, whereas the latter just come down to thaw out their frozen
'nads periodically... <grin>
RSimms - 03 Apr 2007 14:20 GMT
>> Well, at least I can claim being from a border state. So I'm only half
>> yankee. (and you'll notice I don't capitalize "yankee!")
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>return, whereas the latter just come down to thaw out their frozen
>'nads periodically... <grin>

(;->

Rick Simms
**************************  

Some days, you just step on every rake you come across.
Lee Bell - 03 Apr 2007 04:02 GMT
> Yep... Those damn Yankees from up north of I-10...

What's the Canadian designation for I-10?

Lee
RSimms - 03 Apr 2007 03:33 GMT
>> I do believe we're going to get the house in Lauderdale again.
>
>Oh crap! Another northerner to entertain!

I'm entertainment enough. Ya should've been on our poker run last
Sarturday when I dumped the Road King in the Dairy Queen parking lot.
Seems I fergot to put the kickstand down before letting go of the
bike.

Bummer!

Rick Simms
**************************  

Some days, you just step on every rake you come across.
Grumman-581 - 03 Apr 2007 05:01 GMT
> I'm entertainment enough. Ya should've been on our poker run last
> Sarturday when I dumped the Road King in the Dairy Queen parking lot.
> Seems I fergot to put the kickstand down before letting go of the
> bike.

The old BMW bikes had a bit of kickstand issue... Either they weren't
long enough or whatever, but a hot asphalt pavement would allow them
to lean over enough to fall over...

Personally, I always figured that was what you used your empty beer
cans for...

Back in 70s, I remember coming back home from a club on my bike...
Thought I put the kickstand down, but it didn't catch... I lean over
to get off the bike and the bike falls over with my leg on the hot
muffler... Melted a nice hole in my pants... I quickly determined that
the smell that I was experiencing was my own flesh burning...
Obviously, I wasn't too drunk to ride a bike, but I was too drunk to
park one...
RSimms - 03 Apr 2007 14:18 GMT
>Back in 70s, I remember coming back home from a club on my bike...
>Thought I put the kickstand down, but it didn't catch... I lean over
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>Obviously, I wasn't too drunk to ride a bike, but I was too drunk to
>park one...

Ouch!

I wish I could blame it on the beer but I wasn't drinking. Like the
old saying goes, "There's two kinds of riders. Those that have laid a
bike down and those that are going to."

Rick Simms
**************************  

Some days, you just step on every rake you come across.
Grumman-581 - 03 Apr 2007 14:44 GMT
> I wish I could blame it on the beer but I wasn't drinking. Like the
> old saying goes, "There's two kinds of riders. Those that have laid a
> bike down and those that are going to."

It's one thing to have to lay it down to avoid a wreck, because you
came into a curve too fast, or just because you hit a bit of slippery
oil on top of water starting out from an intersection... On the other
hand, dropping it because you forget to put the kickstand down is just
plain embarrassing... Especially if you can't blame it on the alcohol!
Limey - 14 May 2007 04:04 GMT
>>> I do believe we're going to get the house in Lauderdale again.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Bummer!

Ask Doug........some things are better left unsaid.
Talk later!  ;0)

LD.
RSimms - 17 May 2007 21:12 GMT
>>>> I do believe we're going to get the house in Lauderdale again.
>>>
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>
>LD.

You still in the house on the hill?

Rick Simms
Limey - 14 May 2007 04:03 GMT
>>> If Grace is still on the Irvine contract around the time for the next
>>> Florida dive trip, I might drive down there with Kaitlyn and Grace can
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
> I do believe we're going to get the house in Lauderdale again.

Did they put barbed wire around that damned waterfall yet???

LD?
RSimms - 17 May 2007 21:12 GMT
>>>> If Grace is still on the Irvine contract around the time for the next
>>>> Florida dive trip, I might drive down there with Kaitlyn and Grace can
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
>LD?

Nope. The owners moved into the house and have it up for sale. They
are asking $850,000.00 for it. Needless to say we aren't renting it
this year.

Rick Simms
KV - 01 Apr 2007 18:21 GMT
Did you even read the results of the study? This isn't just about rays and
bay scallops.

> http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070329/ap_on_sc/sharks_shellfish_4
>
> They complain about the proliferation of rays and skates like it's a
> bad thing, but I for one would prefer to watch rays and skates on a
> dive than stare at a boring scallop.  Bay scallops are nasty, anyway.
> As long as sea scallops aren't endangered, who gives a whit?
Greg Mossman - 01 Apr 2007 20:59 GMT
> Did you even read the results of the study? This isn't just about rays and
> bay scallops.

> > They complain about the proliferation of rays and skates like it's a
> > bad thing, but I for one would prefer to watch rays and skates on a
> > dive than stare at a boring scallop.  Bay scallops are nasty, anyway.
> > As long as sea scallops aren't endangered, who gives a whit?

Top-posting makes it weird to respond to you.  That's why top-posting
is as highly regarded here as shark finning.

What was the article about, then?  Surely no such study would ever
have been done were it not for the fiscal impact of the loss of bay
scallops to overabundant skates and rays.
Lee Bell - 02 Apr 2007 00:41 GMT
Speak for yourself.  There are times for top posting and times when it's a
king sized pain in the rear.  This is one of those times, but I can't decide
which one.

> Greg Mossman wrote
> Top-posting makes it weird to respond to you.  That's why top-posting
> is as highly regarded here as shark finning.

> What was the article about, then?  Surely no such study would ever
> have been done were it not for the fiscal impact of the loss of bay
> scallops to overabundant skates and rays.

You'd think so, but I'm sure you know that there have been tons of studies
about ecological issues that nobody gave a rat's a.s about.  As a matter of
fact, I think there was at least one about rat's a.ses.

Misguided tree huggers will study anything, raise the alarm about anything
they don't understand (just about everything) and, of course, the government
always funds it.

Lee
 
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