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Triple Fatality Spiegel Grove

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Al Wells - 16 Mar 2007 23:41 GMT
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-
316deadlydive,0,52143.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines

KEY LARGO -- Three divers died on Friday while diving on the Spiegel
Grove ship wreck, the Monroe County Sheriff's office said.

In an e-mailed statement, Becky Herrin, spokeswoman for MSO, said the
three men were part of a four-man team that was diving on the popular
wreck from the commercial dive boat Scuba-do. All were reportedly
advanced certified divers and planned a penetration dive into the
sunken wreck. That's when something apparently went wrong.

``These wrecks can be very confusing inside,'' Herrin said. ``There's
a lot of places to go wrong.

None of the four divers were immediately identified but Herrin said
all were from New Jersey. They were not related, but were friends
traveling together.

Herrin said the four divers dove on the Spiegel Grove wreck the day
before. They did a penetration dive at that time as well, she said.

Here's what Herrin said happened on Friday:

One of the divers was stationed at the entrance of the and the other
three went inside. The release did not say how deep the divers were.
The ship was sunk about 5 miles off Key Largo in the Atlantic.

The diver left outside the wreck began to run out of air, according
to detectives. He surfaced safely.

Two divers from another boat went down to look for the others. They
surfaced with one diver who was in distress. That diver was taken on
board a Coast Guard vessel where CPR was performed. Paramedics met
the boat at shore and transported the victim to Mariner's Hospital
where he was pronounced dead.

The two other divers did not surface and initial searches of the
wreck failed to locate them.

Just after 2 p.m., a dive team from Key Largo Fire Rescue that was
searching the wreck located their bodies inside. According to
detectives, the bodies are so deep inside, it will be difficult to
recover them. More divers from that team will be deployed to the
wreck on Saturday and will make another attempt at recovery.

Names of the divers were not released pending notification of next of
kin.

The USS Spiegel Grove was a Navy Landing Ship Dock that was sunk to
create an artificial reef off Key Largo in 2002. The vessel is 510
feet in length and 84 feet wide. When it was sunk it went down on its
side. In 2005, underwater currents caused by Hurricane Dennis shifted
the ship upright into its present underwater berth. The highest point
of the ship now sits 40 to 60 feet below the surface.
David In NH - 16 Mar 2007 23:57 GMT
Revised link:

/http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/miami/sfl-316deadlydive,0,4480880.story?c
oll=sfla-news-miami

Rod - 17 Mar 2007 01:20 GMT
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El Stroko Guapo - 17 Mar 2007 13:45 GMT
> Revised link:
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> /http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/miami/sfl-316deadlydive,0,4480880.story?c
oll=sfla-news-miami

> <http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/miami/sfl-316deadlydive,0,4480880.story?c
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Sat AM update

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-cdivers17mar17,0,6755181
.story

Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 17 Mar 2007 14:48 GMT
>> Revised link:
>>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-cdivers17mar17,0,6755181
.story

 More PADI training deaths.

 "At least 57 diving deaths in the United States and Canada were reported
to the Divers Alert Network in 2006, with a third of the dead identified as
technical divers, according to data compiled by the network, a non-profit
that promotes dive safety."

 I see the horrific scuba shorty classes that everyone decried has lowered
the already miniscule number of diving deaths by 40% or so.

 It's a miracle that any of them make it to their 5th dive alive.

 Wonder how many 10-12 yr olds we've lost.

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Rod - 17 Mar 2007 15:49 GMT
On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:48:32 -0400, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

>>> Revised link:
>>>
[quoted text clipped - 18 lines]
>
>  Wonder how many 10-12 yr olds we've lost.

Come on Popeye, you know Dam well if they start croaking 10 to 12 year
olds the liberals will be screaming for TSA employees on every dive
boat
Kari - 17 Mar 2007 17:05 GMT
On Mar 17, 7:48 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

> >> Revised link:
>
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
>                    www.finalprotectivefire.com

I didn't see where it said they were PADI trained, or had done their
initial training through one of those horrific scuba shorty classes.
I read that they "were very experienced and certified to dive
shipwrecks" and "had additional training that earned each of them the
title of 'technical diver'."

What am I missing?  i.e. what does this have to do with a PADI weekend
course?

kari
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 17 Mar 2007 20:40 GMT
> On Mar 17, 7:48 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

> What am I missing?

 Another ten year long argument.

 Poor Kari.
Kari - 17 Mar 2007 21:29 GMT
On Mar 17, 1:40 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

> > On Mar 17, 7:48 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>   Poor Kari.

Thanks, Doug.  That was very helpful.

kari
Dennis (Icarus) - 17 Mar 2007 22:28 GMT
> On Mar 17, 1:40 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Thanks, Doug.  That was very helpful.

Its kind of a running inside joke
So why did the diver die?
a) he was PADI trained, and PADI has lowered their standards. Google
rec.scuba with PADI lowered standards
b) he wasn't DIR, s it was just a matter of time. Google rec.scuba and look
for the DIR debates. Just search for DIR.
c) he normally dives DIR, but he wasn't following rule xx on that dive,
which made him non-DIR, which is why he died.
d) he was divng solo.
e) he had a snorkel
f) he has a spare air.
etc.

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Kari - 18 Mar 2007 01:05 GMT
On Mar 17, 4:18 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
wrote:

> > On Mar 17, 1:40 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
> --
> Dennis

You know, the thing about inside jokes is that if you are not inside,
you might not "get" the joke.  Why, when one of those non-inside
people asks a simple question,  would the response need to be
sarcastic?  Why not do what you did, and just answer the question?  It
wasn't hard for you, why is it so hard for Doug?

Thanks anyway.
kari
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 18 Mar 2007 01:34 GMT
> On Mar 17, 4:18 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>

>> > > > What am I missing?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
> sarcastic?  Why not do what you did, and just answer the question?  It
> wasn't hard for you, why is it so hard for Doug?

 I did answer the question, and, it wasn't hard at all.

 I invested a lot of time in you previously, bringing you up to speed, to
have it described by you as a waste of -your- time, and I see no need to
repeat that.

> Thanks anyway.

 You're welcome.
Dennis (Icarus) - 18 Mar 2007 03:06 GMT
<snip>
> > sarcastic?  Why not do what you did, and just answer the question?  It
> > wasn't hard for you, why is it so hard for Doug?
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> have it described by you as a waste of -your- time, and I see no need to
> repeat that.

Ah. That explains it. :-)

Dennis
Kari - 18 Mar 2007 03:49 GMT
On Mar 17, 9:11 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
wrote:

> <snip>
> > > sarcastic?  Why not do what you did, and just answer the question?  It
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Dennis

Maybe to you it explains it.   I am just a driving-challenged, gun
hating Canadian.  Who on earth could explain it to me?  And heaven
forfend - why bother to try?

I *still* don't get it.  :-)
Dennis (Icarus) - 18 Mar 2007 04:15 GMT
> On Mar 17, 9:11 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
> wrote:
<snip>

> > Ah. That explains it. :-)
> >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I *still* don't get it.  :-)

Well, I'd be happy to try, Kari.

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Kari - 18 Mar 2007 04:43 GMT
On Mar 17, 10:16 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
wrote:
> > wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> --
> Dennis

I appreciate that.  Thank you.
kari
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 18 Mar 2007 13:25 GMT
> On Mar 17, 9:11 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>

>> > > sarcastic?  Why not do what you did, and just answer the question?
>> > > It
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> hating Canadian.  Who on earth could explain it to me?  And heaven
> forfend - why bother to try?

 A profundity.

> I *still* don't get it.  :-)

 All evidence to the contrary.
Danlw - 18 Mar 2007 03:23 GMT
>> On Mar 17, 4:18 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
>
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
> have it described by you as a waste of -your- time, and I see no need to
> repeat that.

But, did you signal before you got up to speed?  You may have changed lanes
there, without notice.  And, you know how it is now--you turn on the
blinkers and everyone politely moves so you can change lanes, you know, how
it used to be.    ;) Dan
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 18 Mar 2007 11:43 GMT
>>> On Mar 17, 4:18 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 36 lines]
> blinkers and everyone politely moves so you can change lanes, you know,
> how it used to be.    ;) Dan

 <cough>

  :-)
Kari - 18 Mar 2007 03:46 GMT
On Mar 17, 6:34 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

> > On Mar 17, 4:18 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
> >> > > > What am I missing?
[quoted text clipped - 34 lines]
>
>   You're welcome.

Well, I don't get it.  I asked what this particular incident had to do
with PADI weekend course.  I am sorry you so obviouly wasted your time
with me.  I don't recall telling you what you've ascribed to me,
above.  I am certain you can now post your evidence, and I look
forward to it.  It will refresh my ailing memory, and perhaps, even
answer the question that I did ask you.

And I wasn't thanking you.  All I got from you was sarcasm.  That was
for the poster who responded with an answer instead of a useless
retort.  Why is it so difficult for you to just converse?

kari
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 18 Mar 2007 13:22 GMT
> On Mar 17, 6:34 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"

>> >> > > > What am I missing?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 37 lines]
>
> Well, I don't get it.

 Uh-huh.

>  I asked what this particular incident had to do
> with PADI weekend course.

 I caught that.

>  I am sorry you so obviouly wasted your time
> with me.

 Not as sorry as I am.

>  I don't recall telling you what you've ascribed to me,
> above.  I am certain you can now post your evidence, and I look
> forward to it.

 GAGS your name as author, Rec.scuba as the group, and the words "waste"
and time".

 Always search by date.

 No offense, but, I'm carrying enough Canadians now, and no space is
available.

> It will refresh my ailing memory, and perhaps, even
> answer the question that I did ask you.
>
> And I wasn't thanking you.  All I got from you was sarcasm.

 I know.

 I was further being sarcastic.

 It's a special skill I was well endowed with hereditarily, and have honed
to a laser-cut keen in this very venue.

> That was
> for the poster who responded with an answer instead of a useless
> retort.

 How many useless retorts are you up to in this conversation, now?

>Why is it so difficult for you to just converse?

 Sweet Pea, with upwards of 22,000 posts on Usenet, I don't find it
difficult to converse at -all-.

 So it's probably a different paradigm of the conversation that you're
missing.
Kari - 18 Mar 2007 16:12 GMT
On Mar 18, 6:22 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

> > On Mar 17, 6:34 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> >> >> > > > What am I missing?
[quoted text clipped - 45 lines]
>
>   I caught that.

So why didn't you just answer my question?

> >  I am sorry you so obviouly wasted your time
> > with me.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>   GAGS your name as author, Rec.scuba as the group, and the words "waste"
> and time".

Okay.  I've done this.  The only thing that is relevant is a post in
"A rational approach..." thread.  And if you think that what I said is
that all of your "education" was a waste of time, perhaps you ought to
reread my words.  That isn't what I said, and it's spelled out rather
clearly there.

>   Always search by date.
>
>   No offense, but, I'm carrying enough Canadians now, and no space is
> available.

I was not asking you to carry me, or engage in one of your endless to-
and-fro conversations.  I was just asking a question - and one that
seemed rather simple to me.

> > It will refresh my ailing memory, and perhaps, even
> > answer the question that I did ask you.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
>   How many useless retorts are you up to in this conversation, now?

I'm way behind you.  I just asked a question.

> >Why is it so difficult for you to just converse?
>
>   Sweet Pea, with upwards of 22,000 posts on Usenet, I don't find it
> difficult to converse at -all-.

No, there was a very brief period of sunny days, when you actually
ditched the sarcasm and we had a conversation.

>   So it's probably a different paradigm of the conversation that you're
> missing.

The paradigm of the conversation that I am missing may be this:  the
"insiders" at rec.scuba are not interested in having conversations
with people that they do not consider part of the clique.  When
someone makes an honest effort to just ask a question, perhaps without
benefit of the thousands of posts that the insiders have made
previously, the clique rebels and responds derisively.  Why don't you
just make that part of the RS TOS?  "We are only going to talk about
guns and the second amendment, and otherwise engage in bashing
Canadians and PADI.  If you want to talk about diving, go somewhere
else.  Oh and by the way, if you're not with us, you're agin us."

That about right?
El Stroko Guapo - 18 Mar 2007 16:53 GMT
> The paradigm of the conversation that I am missing may be this:  the
> "insiders" at rec.scuba are not interested in having conversations
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> That about right?

No.

This was, just a very few posts ago, a diving thread. It's not the
"insiders" here that have steered the thread away from diving and into a
rant about lawyers and "insiders".

If the short-attention-span crowd wants to have side conversations about
irrelevant subjects, no big deal. It happens on every newsgroup. The
core participants, the real clique, will still be found in the diving
related threads discussing diving related subjects.

Join us if you want.

esg
Kari - 18 Mar 2007 16:59 GMT
> > The paradigm of the conversation that I am missing may be this:  the
> > "insiders" at rec.scuba are not interested in having conversations
[quoted text clipped - 23 lines]
>
> esg

I do keep trying.
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 19 Mar 2007 01:35 GMT
> On Mar 18, 6:22 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"

>>   I caught that.
>
> So why didn't you just answer my question?

 We've covered that at length.

>>   GAGS your name as author, Rec.scuba as the group, and the words "waste"
>> and time".
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> reread my words.  That isn't what I said, and it's spelled out rather
> clearly there.

 Post a link, but, by your description, that's not it.

 It was when you were packing for vacation.

>>   Always search by date.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I was not asking you to carry me, or engage in one of your endless to-
> and-fro conversations.

 Actually, that's -exactly- what you were asking.

 BTW, I take back half the bad things I -ever- said about Canadians.

 I was in Quebec all today...

 Talk about the -a.shole- of  North America...

> I was just asking a question - and one that
> seemed rather simple to me.
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
> I'm way behind you.  I just asked a question.

 I'd say that depends on your perspective.

 Surely, with Dennis's input, you could have brought yourself up to speed.

 Instead, you seem to nag like a wife.

 It's definitely a useless retort in my book.

>> >Why is it so difficult for you to just converse?
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> No, there was a very brief period of sunny days, when you actually
> ditched the sarcasm and we had a conversation.

 Which you described as a "waste of time".

 Is there an echo in here?

>>   So it's probably a different paradigm of the conversation that you're
>> missing.
>
> The paradigm of the conversation that I am missing may be this:  the
> "insiders" at rec.scuba are not interested in having conversations
> with people that they do not consider part of the clique.

 Wrong.

 We're all conversing with you.

 Furthermore, I'd be the first to describe you as a regular.

> When
> someone makes an honest effort to just ask a question, perhaps without
> benefit of the thousands of posts that the insiders have made
> previously, the clique rebels and responds derisively.

 That's -one- perspective of what happened.

 Inaccurate at the very least, since, Dennis, a regular cliquey insider,
answered you, directly contradicting your description.

>Why don't you
> just make that part of the RS TOS?

 There isn't one.

 It's just pure Darwinism here.

>  "We are only going to talk about
> guns and the second amendment, and otherwise engage in bashing
> Canadians and PADI.

 I talk about diving all the time.

 Several times last week.

 If it's -all- we talked about here, this place would be as dead as
Uk.rec.scuba, or Equipment or Locations.

 There again, you're showing a -very- narrow minded view.

 Also, I'm a staunch supporter, ney, -champion- of PADI, and was
counter-bashing, once again reflecting on the accuracy of your perspective.

 And,

 Hey.

 Some of my -best friends- are Canadian...  ;-)

> If you want to talk about diving, go somewhere
> else.  Oh and by the way, if you're not with us, you're agin us."

 Only on gun control.

 No Quarter.

 None given.

 None expected.

> That about right?

 If you say so.

 Most Canadians seemta got their story, and they're stickin' to it.
bracuk@axxent.ca - 19 Mar 2007 01:58 GMT
On Mar 18, 7:35 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
>   I was in Quebec all today...
>
>   Talk about the -a.shole- of  North America...

Quebec City?  It's one of my favourite cities.

In July.
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 19 Mar 2007 10:01 GMT
> On Mar 18, 7:35 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> In July.

 That explains it.

 This is March.

 Oh, and the country is magnificent.

 Ranks right up with western Montana.

 It's all the French people...
Kari - 19 Mar 2007 02:05 GMT
On Mar 18, 6:35 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

> > On Mar 18, 6:22 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> >>   I caught that.
[quoted text clipped - 144 lines]
>
>   Most Canadians seemta got their story, and they're stickin' to it.

Our own thread?  I suppose I should be honoured.

To some of your points (please let me know what I've missed):

here's the link (I don't know how to shorten it - live with it)-
http://groups.google.ca/groups?as_q=waste+time&num=100&scoring=d&hl=en&as_epq=&a
s_oq=&as_eq=&as_ugroup=rec.scuba&as_usubject=&as_uauthors=kari&lr=&as_drrb=q&as_
qdr=&as_mind=1&as_minm=1&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=18&as_maxm=3&as_maxy=2007&safe=off


and here's the relevant (to me) paragraph -
"Well, despite the fact that many folks here seem to think this is
vitally important, nowhere on my list of things to do is "read
rec.scuba."  Yet, here I still am...  that is what I mean by wasting
time.  Not that there is nothing useful for me here, just that there
are other things I should be doing instead, that are rapidly moving
from the 'important' into the 'important and urgent' space.

Fortunately (maybe unfortunately, we'll see) the list is almost
complete, with plenty of time to spare, so I appear to have a bit more
time to waste."

If you think that me having much more important and urgent things to
do than play around on the internet translates into "everything Doug
tried to tell me was a waste of my time" that is unequivocally
incorrect.  Is that what you think I said?  Is that our sticking
point?

Re me asking you to "carry another Canadian" - maybe I don't
understand what that means.

Re Quebec - only been there once, for french fries and french onion
soup.  Walked across the bridge from Ottawa into Hull, where I was
amused by the sign reading "Civilization -->"  They are of course,
referring to the museum, but it was still funny.

Re Dennis' input - his input did answer my question.  And if you'll
recall, I then asked HIM why it was so easy for him to answer, and
seemed so difficult for you.

Re nag like a wife.  Well, at least if I'm nagging you I'm getting it
out of my system without getting it all over my husband.  That seems
like a win-win-win for all of us.

I may be a "regular" but it seems I've got a long way to go before I
become an "insider" - as I seem to STILL not get why you say "Poor
Kari."   Dennis is a "cliquey insider" and yes, he did respond in a
helpful way.  As ESG pointed out, I was on a rant.  By "clique" in
that sentence, I obviously meant (and should have said) "Doug."

Here's what I think has happened, upon further reflection and after
reading this post.  I think you were (once again) being sarcastic in
the post that started all of this.  I interpreted your sarcasm
incorrectly, and instead thought you were PADI bashing.  I then asked
a question - a sincere one - to which you responded with more
sarcasm.  Dennis tried to explain it to me, but I still didn't get it,
because I did not hear the sarcasm in your original post (by original
I mean the one that lead us to here).

Am I getting closer?

If that's not closer, then please continue to try and enlighten me.

And if I am closer, then screw you for telling me that I should have
been able to bring myself up to speed.  If that's the case, then I
simply made the mistake of thinking you'd made a real post - not a
sarcastic barb.  That's just me, trying to see the best in you.  Had
you answered "I was being sarcastic" or as Dennis did, or anything
along those lines, that would have sufficed.

Oh, and one more thing:

> > That about right?
>
>   If you say so.

The first is a question.  The second implies it was a statement.
There is a difference, you know.  Difference between asking you and
telling you.  I was asking (hence the ?) not "saying so."

Kari
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 19 Mar 2007 10:52 GMT
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> On Mar 18, 6:35 pm, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 153 lines]
>
> Our own thread?  I suppose I should be honoured.

 I had to take my short attention span out of that other speculative, dead
thread.

> To some of your points (please let me know what I've missed):

 This is what you said.

 After that, it was spin.

http://tinyurl.com/create.php

http://tinyurl.com/23voaz

"I will be 'scurrying' again, it seems.  And I say 'again' because it
seems that despite your earlier "rescind" I've said something in the
meantime that you didn't care for, causing you to reverse your
position.  I say 'scurry' because I have some things to do before I
go, and am just wasting time here in rec.scuba..."

 See how much of my time you're monopolizing?

 And we're not even into the PADI thing yet.

 Thank god you're not getting into a to-and-fro conversation with me, as
you noted.

> here's the link (I don't know how to shorten it - live with it)-
> http://groups.google.ca/groups?as_q=waste+time&num=100&scoring=d&hl=en&as_epq=&a
s_oq=&as_eq=&as_ugroup=rec.scuba&as_usubject=&as_uauthors=kari&lr=&as_drrb=q&as_
qdr=&as_mind=1&as_minm=1&as_miny=1981&as_maxd=18&as_maxm=3&as_maxy=2007&safe=off

[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> Re me asking you to "carry another Canadian" - maybe I don't
> understand what that means.

 I'd say you're grandly missing the point.

> Re Quebec - only been there once, for french fries and french onion
> soup.  Walked across the bridge from Ottawa into Hull, where I was
> amused by the sign reading "Civilization -->"  They are of course,
> referring to the museum, but it was still funny.

 I got a DOT stop there yesterday, and some -really- attractive miserable
bitch wandered around my truck for an hour and 15 minutes (only Americans
stopped in that time, I note), and had a fit because everything was in
order.

 At long last, after searching the truck, going after my logbook, customs
paperwork and permits with a fine tooth comb, she couldn't find, of all
things, the -vin- number of the trailer, and started acting like she wanted
it unloaded.

 At that point, I flatly told her to f.ck off, and asked for her
supervisor.

 I mean, it's not like she had a gun...

 I asked if she "spreckenzied Americanski" just to piss her off  (it
worked), ("I spick gud da englaise) and she called in a supervisor,
apparently from home.

 The supervisor spent 10 minutes on my stuff, made one phone call, probably
to customs, and let me go.

 It was a shakedown, and, not the first I've had in Canada.

> Re Dennis' input - his input did answer my question.  And if you'll
> recall, I then asked HIM why it was so easy for him to answer, and
> seemed so difficult for you.

 And like I've repeatedly stated.

 I did answer you, and it was easy.

 A number of times now, still quite easy.

 Answering now, -very- easy.

> Re nag like a wife.  Well, at least if I'm nagging you I'm getting it
> out of my system without getting it all over my husband.  That seems
> like a win-win-win for all of us.

Whoooo Hoooo, what a re-ward.

 -There's- a Futile John perspective if -ever- I saw one.

 You may want to re-think that from -my- point of view...

> I may be a "regular" but it seems I've got a long way to go before I
> become an "insider" - as I seem to STILL not get why you say "Poor
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Am I getting closer?

 You tell me- you're describing your own actions.

> If that's not closer, then please continue to try and enlighten me.

 Now, we're back to "I can only carry so many Canadians".

 I'm done enlightening you.

 Very.

> And if I am closer, then screw you for telling me that I should have
> been able to bring myself up to speed.

 Here's a tantalizing hint- GAGS  "pile o' bodies", maybe with "PADI
standards"..

>  If that's the case, then I
> simply made the mistake of thinking you'd made a real post - not a
> sarcastic barb.  That's just me, trying to see the best in you.

 Thanks, but I don't need a mom, either.

> Had
> you answered "I was being sarcastic" or as Dennis did, or anything
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> There is a difference, you know.  Difference between asking you and
> telling you.  I was asking (hence the ?) not "saying so."

 Thanks for lining me out on that.

 FYI, if you ask the question, and I say "if you say so", it means, -I-
don't say so.

 It would further indicate that I may not even agree with the question.
Kari - 19 Mar 2007 14:11 GMT
On Mar 19, 3:52 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

<snipped>

>   I'm done enlightening you.

Then I guess we're just finished here.
Limey - 21 Mar 2007 16:18 GMT
> On Mar 19, 3:52 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Then I guess we're just finished here.

I know women whose first language is not even English..........ahhh, never
mind!
;0)

LD.
Dennis (Icarus) - 19 Mar 2007 02:29 GMT
<snip>

>   I'd say that depends on your perspective.
>
>   Surely, with Dennis's input, you could have brought yourself up to speed.
>
>   Instead, you seem to nag like a wife.

And, lacking wife, I'm somewhat drawn to nagging ;-)

<snip>
Dennis
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 19 Mar 2007 10:53 GMT
> <snip>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> And, lacking wife, I'm somewhat drawn to nagging ;-)

 You gotta catch that win-win-win thing to believe it.

> <snip>
> Dennis
Limey - 21 Mar 2007 16:20 GMT
> <snip>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> And, lacking wife, I'm somewhat drawn to nagging ;-)

Wanna borrow mine???

LD.
Grumman-581 - 19 Mar 2007 07:11 GMT
>   BTW, I take back half the bad things I -ever- said about Canadians.
>
>   I was in Quebec all today...
>
>   Talk about the -a.shole- of  North America...

You were there *all* day?  Damn, how many of them surrendered to you?
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 19 Mar 2007 10:54 GMT
>>   BTW, I take back half the bad things I -ever- said about Canadians.
>>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> You were there *all* day?  Damn, how many of them surrendered to you?

 Two, fer sure.

 It's not like they were armed.
Grumman-581 - 19 Mar 2007 02:50 GMT
> And I wasn't thanking you.  All I got from you was sarcasm.  That was
> for the poster who responded with an answer instead of a useless
> retort.  Why is it so difficult for you to just converse?

<scorch-marks-as-it-goes-over-your-head>
Kari - 19 Mar 2007 03:18 GMT
On Mar 18, 7:50 pm, Grumman-581 <grumman...@DIE-SPAMMER-SCUM-
gmail.com> wrote:

> > And I wasn't thanking you.  All I got from you was sarcasm.  That was
> > for the poster who responded with an answer instead of a useless
> > retort.  Why is it so difficult for you to just converse?
>
> <scorch-marks-as-it-goes-over-your-head>

Thanks for your input.  I think I've made it exceedingly clear that I
didn't get it, and in fact still don't.  How clever of you to pipe up
now, and let everyone know that it went over my head.
Jerome's Sock Puppet - 21 Mar 2007 23:20 GMT
> Thanks for your input.  I think I've made it exceedingly clear that I
> didn't get it, and in fact still don't.  How clever of you to pipe up
> now, and let everyone know that it went over my head.

Hi sweetheart,

As a lover of Canadians, I feel it is my duty to explain to you Doug's
hidden cliquie message in his original statement regarding PADI.  The
one that has you in such a twist.

Here on rec.scuba, man people will come and lament the day that PADI
lowered their training standards to such horrible levels that SCUBA
diving has become a death defying act populated by untrained newbies
sure to die horrible deaths in a watery grave.

Doug is not one of those people.  Douglas takes the eminantly
reasonable position that PADI trains most of the divers in the free
world today, fully %80 of them, and possibly more.   He takes the
position that given that undisputed fact,  our shores should be awash
with the rotting corpses of these poor, poor PADI newbs.  Yet, by
perusing accident reports and data, Doug has made a startling
discovery.  Most dive accidents happen to "technical" divers, or
divers with certifications well beyond PADI OW.

So, his quip was commentary that here again, we have an accident not
by some undertrained PADI death newb, but by big macho "expert"
divers.

Now, will you quit your whining, sweetie?  It's giving me a headache.

Loves!
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 22 Mar 2007 12:20 GMT
>> Thanks for your input.  I think I've made it exceedingly clear that I
>> didn't get it, and in fact still don't.  How clever of you to pipe up
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> Loves!

 I love you, Dude. :-)

 Did you catch that "Husband -doesn't- get nagged, she -gets- to nag, I get
to get nagged -at- " win-win-win" thing?

 I love being a winner.
Jerome's Sock Puppet - 23 Mar 2007 19:50 GMT
On Mar 22, 4:20 am, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:

>   Did you catch that "Husband -doesn't- get nagged, she -gets- to nag, I get
> to get nagged -at- " win-win-win" thing?

I missed that part.  But I've lived it, so I get the gist.

*shivers*

>   I love being a winner.

And handsome!
Carl Nisarel - 22 Mar 2007 15:24 GMT
"Jerome's Sock Puppet" <jerome.oneil@gmail.com> sputtered:

>  Most dive accidents happen to "technical" divers, or
> divers with certifications well beyond PADI OW.

IOW, arrogant morons like r.s. regulars.

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Lee Bell - 23 Mar 2007 21:21 GMT
> Here on rec.scuba, man people will come and lament the day that PADI
> lowered their training standards to such horrible levels that SCUBA
> diving has become a death defying act populated by untrained newbies
> sure to die horrible deaths in a watery grave.

> Doug is not one of those people.

Neither is anyone else still participating in this group.

Doug is, quite possibly, the only one that has taken the position that
anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest of
us recognize other levels of incompetence when we see them.

Lee
-hh - 23 Mar 2007 21:50 GMT
> Doug is, quite possibly, the only one that has taken the position that
> anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest of
> us recognize other levels of incompetence when we see them.

PADI's "Mastery of Buoyancy Control", illustrated:

<http://www.huntzinger.com/dive/headless.jpg>

-hh
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 23 Mar 2007 22:05 GMT
>> Here on rec.scuba, man people will come and lament the day that PADI
>> lowered their training standards to such horrible levels that SCUBA
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest of
> us recognize other levels of incompetence when we see them.

 You're still missing the point.

 Hugh seems to have lost his temper.

 I didn't say they weren't incompetent.

 I didn't say they were well trained.

 I didn't even say some of them aren't spastic.

 I just said, if 99.999999999% are alive, it must be adequate.

 Hugh has provided me with the numbers that prove my point.

 I'll get back to it as soon as I get stopped, or maybe Sunday.
-hh - 23 Mar 2007 23:49 GMT
"Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com>
wrote:

>   Hugh seems to have lost his temper.

Temper?  No.  Maybe patience.

>   I didn't say they weren't incompetent.
>
>   I didn't say they were well trained.
>
>   I didn't even say some of them aren't spastic.

My impression was that this sort of performance standard was being
ignored; I'll try to dig up which phrase gave me this impression.

>   I just said, if 99.999999999% are alive, it must be adequate.

1 in 1 trillion?  :-)

>   Hugh has provided me with the numbers that prove my point.

It depends on what you think your point is.  From my perspective, the
numbers are adequate to show that the risk of death in diving is worse
than 1 in 1 million...probably around 5 per 100,000 per year.

Which then means we need to compare this risk to other risks to see if
it meets the public's perception of "Acceptable".

The public's level of acceptable risk - - for those things that they
believe that they can't control - - is even lower than 1 in 1
million.  The contradiction to all of this is that the public then
turns a blind eye to other risks that are objectively worse, such as
driving an automobile (1 in 6000/year), for a variety of what appear
on the surface to be illogical reasons.

By US Army safety standards, a material item that has a risk of worse
than 1 in 1 million of seriously injuring (or killing) a soldier
requires a high level of approval (General Officer) in order to be
approved for fielding.  In layman's terms, this means that a 1 in 1
million risk is considered unacceptable by the Army, despite the fact
that it is for use when someone is shooting at you!

It all comes down to the question of who gets to decide what the
acceptable risk is, and if the activity in question falls above or
below that value.

-hh
-hh - 24 Mar 2007 02:39 GMT
> "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com>
> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
> driving an automobile (1 in 6000/year), for a variety of what appear
> on the surface to be illogical reasons.

Or maybe not.  Was thinking about this one on the way home...12K miles/
year at 40mph would work out to roughly 300 hours behind the wheel -
the driving risk then works out to (1/6000) per 300 hrs, which would
be (1/(6000*300)) per hour, or a 1 in 1.8 million risk per hour of
driving.  If we swag a typical dive as being an hour, this would mean
that the typical dive fatality risks that we see of ~5 per 100K dives
(assuming this is correct) would be significantly more dangerous than
"per unit hour" of driving.  Even if we say that there's roughly 3
million 'active' divers and each does around 25 dives/year, that works
out to very very very roughly 75 deaths/year for 75 million dives, or
a 1 in a million risk.  Agaiin, assuming a 1 hour dive, then diving's
not quite twice as dangerous as driving a car.

All just off-the-cuff, 'envelope quality' swags.  Will have to look at
this more closely tomorrow.

> By US Army safety standards, a material item that has a risk of worse
> than 1 in 1 million of seriously injuring (or killing) a soldier
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>
> -hh

-hh
Kari - 24 Mar 2007 04:33 GMT
Agaiin, assuming a 1 hour dive, then diving's
> not quite twice as dangerous as driving a car.

Would that be an average?  or for everyone?
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 24 Mar 2007 04:52 GMT
> Agaiin, assuming a 1 hour dive, then diving's
>> not quite twice as dangerous as driving a car.
>
> Would that be an average?  or for everyone?

 You could ask Futile John Francis about driving in a car.

 In 60 years, he's never been killed.

 In fact, in traffic, he drives his car like a fighter jet.
Curtis - 24 Mar 2007 04:57 GMT
>  You could ask Futile John Francis about driving in a car.
>
>  In 60 years, he's never been killed.
>
>  In fact, in traffic, he drives his car like a fighter jet.

   Correction in order.

   Like a trainer.

Curtis
-hh - 24 Mar 2007 13:51 GMT
>> Again, assuming a 1 hour dive, then diving's
>> not quite twice as dangerous as driving a car.
>
> Would that be an average?  or for everyone?

I don't quite understand what you mean.

My intent was to merely compare the grouped ("all participants")
averages between the two activities.  It would be quite difficult to
try to compare individuals.

There is some information by which we could start to look at
identifiable subgroups.  For example, novices in both activities tend
to have higher accident frequency rates, so the average risk for their
subpool would arguably be higher.

By roughly how much, I don't know, as I haven't looked at the numbers
that way to see about finding that particular answer...but to venture
a SWAG based on my personal perceptions of likely data trends, I'd put
Novices in the range of 2x-5x higher risk, although there's
shortcomings in making such an oversimplified summary declaration that
may be making this sound deceptive.  It needs work on scrubbing its
assumptions and limitations.

-hh
Kari - 24 Mar 2007 16:18 GMT
> >> Again, assuming a 1 hour dive, then diving's
> >> not quite twice as dangerous as driving a car.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> averages between the two activities.  It would be quite difficult to
> try to compare individuals.

that makes sense and it does answer the question I was trying to
ask...

> There is some information by which we could start to look at
> identifiable subgroups.  For example, novices in both activities tend
> to have higher accident frequency rates, so the average risk for their
> subpool would arguably be higher.

Wouldn't the subpool of "technical d(r)ivers" also have a higher
incident than average?

And among the "average divers" I'd be curious how one defines that
person.  Is there a number of dives that moves one into the "safer"
category?  or a level of training?  A particular mindset?  etc.  I'm
sure that some of us here are more likely to suffer an injury than
others - we can't all be at the top of the curve...  I'm just curious
what would contribute to those, among this group of "average"divers.

> By roughly how much, I don't know, as I haven't looked at the numbers
> that way to see about finding that particular answer...but to venture
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> may be making this sound deceptive.  It needs work on scrubbing its
> assumptions and limitations.

Yeah, and I'm no statician.  :-)

> -hh
-hh - 26 Mar 2007 01:44 GMT
> > My intent was to merely compare the grouped ("all participants")
> > averages between the two activities.  It would be quite difficult to
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> Wouldn't the subpool of "technical d(r)ivers" also have a higher
> incident than average?

Maybe, maybe not.  The only real assumption we can make about
technical divers is that they're more likely to be incurring a more
difficult dive...ie, higher risk.  Typically offsetting that risk is
higher levels of training, skills and experience.  However, for one of
the deceased, he was only originally certified in 2000 and had "over
300" (ie, less than 400) lifetime dives, and which by presentation
would have had to have included all of his "rec" experience base.  As
such, we don't know if this was his 3rd Tech dive or his 300th,
although the latter is, naturally, preposterously unlikely.  And
overall, we don't know how much of the likely higher risk is being
offset by likely higher skills/practices in risk management &
mitigation.  Its another "N variables, too few equasions to solve"
sort of problem.

> And among the "average divers" I'd be curious how one defines that
> person.  Is there a number of dives that moves one into the "safer"
> category?  or a level of training?  A particular mindset?  etc.

Simplistically, I'd SWAG it as ~3 years experience, under the
rationale that I recall that someone someplace once claimed that the
'average diver' only stays active in the sport for 5 years before
effectively dropping out (so 3 years would be the midpoint), plus when
you look at the DAN fatality statistics, the first and second years
have high numbers which would appear to suggest that they are the
period of highest statistical risk.  Oh, and because people appear to
get 'safer' after this trial-by-fire period, either through hands-on
experience or more training, that the initial training being offered
today isn't doing that great of a job at addressing & mitigating the
risks present.

> I'm sure that some of us here are more likely to suffer an injury than
> others - we can't all be at the top of the curve...  I'm just curious
> what would contribute to those, among this group of "average"divers.

And part of that 'some of us' is the segment of aging divers who
aren't as fit as we used to be, but we're probably not very willing to
admit that.  It appears that a lot of the fatalities amongst the
"average" set are probably more due to general health factors, where
diving becomes a relatively strenuous physical activity, which becomes
an impetus for congestive heart failure, etc.

However, the DAN statistics might tend to not exactly agree, since
they report that the average age has gone up by 6 years within the
past 5 years, which means that our gap vs. the average hasn't been
widening.  Of course, that also raises the question as to why the
average age is going up so quickly, as this would generally suggest a
steep decline in younger people taking up diving as a new hobby, given
that there are reports that the market is shrinking (which
functionally forstalls the alternative explnation, namely an explosion
in growth of bluehairs taking up diving).

-hh
Robert Dickson - 27 Mar 2007 03:10 GMT
The statistics make sense, but they also remind of my former boss who
reasoned that if you could live to 100, you would almost be immortal
since  you see very few obits for anyone over 100 years old.
Unfortunately he died just after his 50th birthday, and I still miss
him and his sense of humor.

>> > My intent was to merely compare the grouped ("all participants")
>> > averages between the two activities.  It would be quite difficult to
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>
>-hh
Danlw - 24 Mar 2007 18:37 GMT
> "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick" <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com>
> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 42 lines]
> acceptable risk is, and if the activity in question falls above or
> below that value.

hh
But that is ARMY.  In the Marines they ask for volunteers...
Dan
Lee Bell - 24 Mar 2007 01:47 GMT
>> Doug is, quite possibly, the only one that has taken the position that
>> anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest
>> of us recognize other levels of incompetence when we see them.

>  You're still missing the point.
>  I just said, if 99.999999999% are alive, it must be adequate.

And I just said that you don't have to be dead to be poorly trained.  Those
that can't put their equipment together aren't dead, but they are poorly
trained.  Those that can't clear their mask consistently don't all die, but
they are poorly trained.  Those that don't have any significant control over
buoyancy aren't dead, but they are poorly trained.

Lee
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 24 Mar 2007 04:49 GMT
>>> Doug is, quite possibly, the only one that has taken the position that
>>> anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> die, but they are poorly trained.  Those that don't have any significant
> control over buoyancy aren't dead, but they are poorly trained.

 Here's a flash for ya.

 I never said -squat- about being -poorly- trained...

 All that coral crunching isn't even a meager point in this argument.
Jerome's Sock Puppet - 26 Mar 2007 03:44 GMT
> Doug is, quite possibly, the only one that has taken the position that
> anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest of
> us recognize other levels of incompetence when we see them.

Well I'm gonna go with "any landing you walk away from" here.   I
think the analasys will show that it isn't stoopit noobs getting
washed up on the beach.
Lee Bell - 26 Mar 2007 12:02 GMT
>> Doug is, quite possibly, the only one that has taken the position that
>> anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest
>> of
>> us recognize other levels of incompetence when we see them.

> Well I'm gonna go with "any landing you walk away from" here.   I
> think the analasys will show that it isn't stoopit noobs getting
> washed up on the beach.

Then the only training necessary to meet your standards is breath
continuously during the dive, don't exceed your computer's no deco limit and
don't run out of air while you're still underwater.  Even PADI teaches more
than that.  How many hundreds of dollars do you think they deserve for the
course?

Lee
Jerome's Sock Puppet - 28 Mar 2007 00:27 GMT
> Then the only training necessary to meet your standards is breath
> continuously during the dive, don't exceed your computer's no deco limit and
> don't run out of air while you're still underwater.

Fundamentally, yes.  Diving isn't overly complex, and if you follow
those guidelines, you can pretty much do it safely for years, and
enjoy yourself the whole time.   The missing pile of bodies that
should flow out of the mass of divers that fit this profile is
evidence that all the extended training some insist makes for safer
divers is simply uneccesary.

Dive certification does not teach one to dive.  It never has.  All
agencies OW course sucks, but it is sufficent to keep you from killing
yourself.  The only way to learn to dive is to go diving.

> Even PADI teaches more  than that.  How many hundreds of dollars do you think they
> deserve for the course?

They deserve whatever they can squeeze out of the market.
Lee Bell - 28 Mar 2007 04:53 GMT
> Dive certification does not teach one to dive.  It never has.  All
> agencies OW course sucks, but it is sufficent to keep you from killing
> yourself.  The only way to learn to dive is to go diving.

At least two of them once did.  I imagine that they've followed the PADI
path as well . . . make that I'm pretty sure they have.

Lee
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 28 Mar 2007 03:29 GMT
>>> Doug is, quite possibly, the only one that has taken the position that
>>> anyone that lives through diving, must be adequately trained.  The rest
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> more than that.  How many hundreds of dollars do you think they deserve
> for the course?

 ESG, IIRC, once, -accurately- said he could teach a monkey to dive if he
could get it to clear its ears.
El Stroko Guapo - 28 Mar 2007 15:24 GMT
>   ESG, IIRC, once, -accurately- said he could teach a monkey to dive if he
> could get it to clear its ears.

No, I didn't say that but I wouldn't disagree very much. There are a
couple dogs here in SoFla that scuba regularly (though not solo) and
roughly 8,500 Homo sapiens with the intellect of frons oysters that
safely scuba.

I think certifications, including advanced courses, are a great way to
learn the tricks and develop the skills but they are not the only
alternatives.

esg
Danlw - 29 Mar 2007 05:10 GMT
>>   ESG, IIRC, once, -accurately- said he could teach a monkey to dive if
>> he could get it to clear its ears.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> esg

Yep. I agree. There are other ways. Never got a card (till recently) more
than my original  OW C-card from the YMCA (in 1968 by the way--whee, I'm
old!) but managed to survive and went to a drysuit and nitrox without
benefit of "formal" training.  I did study and actually took advice from
those already using the gear or the gas.  Worked for me!

Dan
Dennis (Icarus) - 18 Mar 2007 02:03 GMT
> On Mar 17, 4:18 pm, "Dennis \(Icarus\)" <nojunkm...@ever.invalid>
> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> > > > > <Pop...@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote:
> > > > >> "El Stroko Guapo" <omg...@earthlink.net> wrote in

messagenews:OpRKh.13517$tD2.5315@newsread1.news.pas.earthlink.net...

> > > > > What am I missing?
> >
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
> You know, the thing about inside jokes is that if you are not inside,
> you might not "get" the joke.  Why, when one of those non-inside

Indeed. :-)

> people asks a simple question,  would the response need to be
> sarcastic?  Why not do what you did, and just answer the question?  It
> wasn't hard for you, why is it so hard for Doug?
>
> Thanks anyway.

You're welcome.

Dennis
Grumman-581 - 17 Mar 2007 16:49 GMT
> http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-cdivers17mar17,0,6755181
.story

If it is that difficult to get to the bodies, perhaps they should
consider using a surface supplied air rig for it... It doesn't sound
like they're all that far back in the ship... Well, at least not as
far as some people manage to when they screw up in caves...
Art Greenberg - 17 Mar 2007 17:26 GMT
>  If it is that difficult to get to the bodies, perhaps they should
>  consider using a surface supplied air rig for it... It doesn't sound
>  like they're all that far back in the ship... Well, at least not as
>  far as some people manage to when they screw up in caves...

I think it's more that those guys don't have much, if any, experience
doing that kind of work. There are divers who specialize in that kind of
recovery.

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Grumman-581 - 17 Mar 2007 18:49 GMT
> I think it's more that those guys don't have much, if any, experience
> doing that kind of work. There are divers who specialize in that kind of
> recovery.

Plus, they're probably trying to do the recovery on a single 80 cu-ft
tank... Take the chance of running out of air out of the equation and
the dive gets a bit easier... You might be running into a deco
obligation, but that's better than running *out of* air... Plus,
you've got your air hose to follow back to the surface so getting
totall lost is a lot more difficult... OK, technically, you still can
get lost in that you might not be where you want to be, but at least
you can find your way *back*...
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 17 Mar 2007 20:39 GMT
>>  If it is that difficult to get to the bodies, perhaps they should
>>  consider using a surface supplied air rig for it... It doesn't sound
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> doing that kind of work. There are divers who specialize in that kind of
> recovery.

 Get Gimbel to cut a hole.
El Stroko Guapo - 17 Mar 2007 21:33 GMT
>>> If it is that difficult to get to the bodies, perhaps they should
>>> consider using a surface supplied air rig for it... It doesn't sound
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>   Get Gimbel to cut a hole.

***** (five stars)
John Hanson - 18 Mar 2007 06:01 GMT
On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 15:39:01 -0400, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
<Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in rec.scuba:

>>>  If it is that difficult to get to the bodies, perhaps they should
>>>  consider using a surface supplied air rig for it... It doesn't sound
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
>  Get Gimbel to cut a hole.

Is he still alive?
dechucka - 18 Mar 2007 12:17 GMT
> On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 15:39:01 -0400, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
> <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in rec.scuba:
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>>
> Is he still alive?

If he had a Barrets he would be.
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 18 Mar 2007 13:05 GMT
>> On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 15:39:01 -0400, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
>> <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in rec.scuba:
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
>
> If he had a Barrets he would be.

 Another non-American anti-gunner starting a gun thread, contrary to Futile
John's previous allegations.
dechucka - 18 Mar 2007 13:20 GMT
>>> On Sat, 17 Mar 2007 15:39:01 -0400, "Douglas W \"Popeye\" Frederick"
>>> <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in rec.scuba:
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
>  Another non-American anti-gunner starting a gun thread, contrary to
> Futile John's previous allegations.

would a mingun legal in 50 states been better? I blame the strick gun laws,
PADI and split fins on these deaths
Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 18 Mar 2007 13:33 GMT
> "Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick" <Popeye@finalprotectivefire.com> wrote in

>>>>>news:12vo5ldedgru174@news.supernews.com...
>>>>>>>  If it is that difficult to get to the bodies, perhaps they should
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
> would a mingun legal in 50 states been better? I blame the strick gun
> laws, PADI and split fins on these deaths

 Sshhhhhhhhhh.

 I'll have to explain all that to everyone. :-)

 But you may be right...
El Stroko Guapo - 17 Mar 2007 21:32 GMT
>>http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-cdivers17mar17,0,6755181
.story

>
> If it is that difficult to get to the bodies, perhaps they should
> consider using a surface supplied air rig for it... It doesn't sound
> like they're all that far back in the ship... Well, at least not as
> far as some people manage to when they screw up in caves...

Penetration on surface supply is a bitch. For starters, ya need multiple
hose handlers, one everywhere there's a bend or more than a 20' run. The
old timers used dynamite to get into the deep/narrow spots.

I don't know how competent the Monroe County sheriff's divers are, but
I've seen a lot of county/city divers that I wouldn't send to recover a
 weightbelt. In the shallows.

esg
Grumman-581 - 17 Mar 2007 23:03 GMT
> Penetration on surface supply is a bitch. For starters, ya need multiple
> hose handlers, one everywhere there's a bend or more than a 20' run. The
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I've seen a lot of county/city divers that I wouldn't send to recover a
>  weightbelt. In the shallows.

Usually the city/county divers are for recovering bodies from cars or
drowning victims from the bottoms of lakes... Not really that
complicated of a dive, although the visibility in most of the country is
probably pretty crappy... Depth is also not that big of a deal usually
and as such, an 80 cu-ft tank is probably more than enough for them... I
suspect that same sort of configuration might be a bit lacking in a
recovery operation on the Spiegel Grove...
John Hanson - 18 Mar 2007 06:10 GMT
>> Penetration on surface supply is a bitch. For starters, ya need multiple
>> hose handlers, one everywhere there's a bend or more than a 20' run. The
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>suspect that same sort of configuration might be a bit lacking in a
>recovery operation on the Spiegel Grove...

I don't know of any lakes in Monroe County.  I would think the county
divers there would be pretty good divers but I doubt many of them
penetrate wrecks very often.

Also, the city/county divers up here where I live are generally very
good technical divers.  They dive in poor to no visibility and in very
cold waters and in the case of the Mississippi and St. Croix rivers,
heavy currents, especially in the Spring.  They don't even do recovery
dives during that time.  They just wait a few months for the body to
surface downstream.
Grumman-581 - 17 Mar 2007 03:02 GMT
<snip>

Over on:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,259210,00.html

They say, "Shortly after they started the dive, the boat captain
notified the U.S. Coast Guard that four divers were missing. One of the
men surfaced because he started to run out of air, authorities said"

Sounds a bit strange... Did he not know that they were doing the dive or
just not giving them enough time to complete it?
chilly - 17 Mar 2007 08:44 GMT
> <snip>
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Sounds a bit strange... Did he not know that they were doing the dive or
> just not giving them enough time to complete it?

If they were out of air, then I'd assume that the dive was pretty much over,
no matter what the Capt. determined would be enough time to complete the
dive, "shortly after", or 'longly after'.
Al Wells - 17 Mar 2007 22:04 GMT
http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluisobispo/news/nation/16925885.htm

Bodies of two divers recovered in `risky' mission

By Cammy Clark

McClatchy Newspapers

(MCT)

KEY LARGO, Fla. - The bodies of two divers trapped overnight in the
bowels of a sunken Navy ship were recovered during two "risky" missions
Saturday, said Chief Sergio Garcia of the Key Largo Fire and Rescue.

Garcia said a team that included 14 expert divers retrieved the deceased
men on two separate dives spaced three hours apart.

"Both recoveries went flawless," Garcia said. "Garcia said. "It went
just as we had planned."

The two victims trapped inside the ship, 135-feet deep, were identified
as Jonathan Walsweer, 38, a Wall Street stockbroker and Scott Stanley,
age unknown, a co-owner of a carpet store. Both were from Westfield,
N.J., according to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office.

A third diver, Kevin Coughlin, 51, a real estate entrepreneur of Chatham
Borough, N.J., also died during Friday's accident. He was found in
distress Friday afternoon by two divers from another boat. Those divers
brought him to the surface. From there, the Coast Guard took him to
shore. CPR was performed the entire way, but Coughlin was pronounced
dead at Mariner's Hospital.

The fourth diver, Howard Spialter, 52, a lawyer and former municipal
judge of Westfield, N.J., had surfaced safely when his air supply began
to run low. He had remained outside the ship, according to the police
report.

The sheriff's office is investigating the accident, which local dive
captains have called the worst in Keys history. Three others have died
at the Spiegel Grove, but all in separate accidents.

The recovery team met Saturday morning at a diving shop in Key Largo
owned by Captain Rob Breser, the leader of the mission. Thirty-five
people from about six agencies, including the Coast Guard, participated
in a 90-minute briefing on the tricky recovery, Garcia said.

Two expert technical divers, the same ones who found Stanley's and
Walsweer's bodies in the pump room of the ship, dove 90 feet to an
opening in the ship. From there, Garcia said they had to dive another 45
feet deep (about four stories) and then travel 90 feet laterally to the
bodies.

"It's definitely risky with the depth of the dive, the darkness and the
confinement of the small space," Garcia said. "Only one person can fit
in there at a time. And there are lots of parts on which they can get
hung up."

The divers also have to try not to stir up the silt that can hamper
visibility. And at that depth, the divers could stay at the bottom only
about 30 minutes before having to surface.

Several safety divers, including experts from local dive shops, were on
hand in case anything went wrong.

"This is a part of the ship experienced divers try to avoid," Garcia
said. "We're having our divers go into a place that is not the best
place to dive. We don't want any more casualties."

The three deceased divers were among a group of four friends from New
Jersey who had chartered the Scuba-Do boat to take them diving to the
Spiegel Grove, a 510-foot ship that had been sunk six miles off the
coast of Key Largo in 2002 to create an artificial reef and recreational
dive site.

The four divers were reportedly all experienced and all had dove the
shipwreck the previous day. But on Friday, they ran into trouble when
they tried to do an extremely difficult "penetration" dive inside the
massive ship that is the length of nearly two football fields.

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Grumman-581 - 17 Mar 2007 23:09 GMT
<snip>

Damn... The lawyer survived...
Rod - 18 Mar 2007 15:30 GMT
>http://www.sanluisobispo.com/mld/sanluis