Underwater Shell People Discovered !

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the shell guy - 16 Dec 2006 16:33 GMT

I cordially invite you all to view my "shell people" at
http://www.terrysbeachhouse.com , if you have a few minutes.

These are my own creations, and might put a smile on your face, and you
might even find a very ! unique gift for a loved one too !.

Please no spam...... I'm not a business, just a guy who makes these
collectables in his spare time, and thought you might enjoy them

-=-= The Shell Guy =-=-

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bob crownfield - 16 Dec 2006 22:14 GMT

> I cordially invite you all to view my "shell people" at
> http://www.terrysbeachhouse.com , if you have a few minutes.
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> Please no spam...... I'm not a business, just a guy who makes these
> collectables in his spare time, and thought you might enjoy them

no. not true.

you thought we might buy them.

they are expensive, and you are selling,
and advertising them here.

> -=-= The Shell Guy =-=-

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mike gray - 16 Dec 2006 22:52 GMT

>> I cordially invite you all to view my "shell people" at
>> http://www.terrysbeachhouse.com , if you have a few minutes.
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> they are expensive, and you are selling,
> and advertising them here.

And they're tacky.

And if they were live-collected, a pox on you.

esg

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ajtessier - 16 Dec 2006 23:10 GMT

Not my taste!

Al

>>> I cordially invite you all to view my "shell people" at
>>> http://www.terrysbeachhouse.com , if you have a few minutes.
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>
> esg

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beachbum - 18 Dec 2006 04:29 GMT

> I cordially invite you all to view my "shell people" at
> http://www.terrysbeachhouse.com , if you have a few minutes.
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>
> -=-= The Shell Guy =-=-

Those are very cool Terry, but from now on I'm going to wonder if I'll
see shell dude ride his motorcycle from under a rock everytime I go
diving !!!

VERY FUNNY

Keep up the good work

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bob crownfield - 18 Dec 2006 22:37 GMT

>> I cordially invite you all to view my "shell people" at
>> http://www.terrysbeachhouse.com , if you have a few minutes.
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> see shell dude ride his motorcycle from under a rock everytime I go
> diving !!!

congratulations on your very first Internet post !!

a shame that the first and only post you ever made
is a.s kissing to a commercial spammer.

> VERY FUNNY
>
> Keep up the good work

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the shell guy - 19 Dec 2006 01:54 GMT

OH YEH BOB........ BIG HUGE BUSINESS HERE....... !!!!!!

a web page that was just put online last week, because my friends
talked me into it, and some grease monkey that makes these things in
his free time, after busting knuckles everyday.

OH YEH Bob..... I''m in the top 10 on Forbes alright !!!

Sorry you took offence, to me "cordgially" inviting everyone to take a
look, if they had time

I could give a rats a.s, if I EVER sell one....... if you were paying
attention, that wasn't the idea of the original post at all.

And ya know what else Bob.... I "really" thought, that some of you
scuba diver's might actually enjoy owning one of these........ but do
the math....... They all ship FREE (about 10 bux each with packing )
The shell's cost me time / or money to aquire. Building them can take
2 or 3 hours each ....... and then the cost of the web page itself

I figgure I'll make about enough profit, to buy a cheap six pack of
beer on each if I sell one 'em.

Have a real Merry Chrismas Bob

=-=-The Shell Guy =-=-

> >> I cordially invite you all to view my "shell people" at
> >> http://www.terrysbeachhouse.com , if you have a few minutes.
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> >
> > Keep up the good work

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bob crownfield - 19 Dec 2006 02:08 GMT

> OH YEH BOB........ BIG HUGE BUSINESS HERE....... !!!!!!

" Pure Dishonest selfish BULL sh.t"

he created a new account
just to 'admire' his own website,
and to shill for him.

" Pure dishonest selfish BULL sh.t"

congratulations on your very first Internet post !!
a shame that the first and only post you ever made
is a.s kissing to yourself, a commercial spammer.

now we know that you are kissing your own a.s.

> I figgure I'll make about enough profit, to buy a cheap six pack of
> beer on each if I sell one 'em.
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>>>
>>> Keep up the good work

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Douglas W "Popeye" Frederick - 19 Dec 2006 02:52 GMT

It's fuckin -spam-, Shell boy.

Signature

Popeye
You can get much further with a kind word and a gun
than you can with a kind word alone. -Capone
www.finalprotectivefire.com

> OH YEH BOB........ BIG HUGE BUSINESS HERE....... !!!!!!
>
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>> >
>> > Keep up the good work

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Chris Guynn - 19 Dec 2006 14:31 GMT

> OH YEH BOB........ BIG HUGE BUSINESS HERE....... !!!!!!
>
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>
> OH YEH Bob..... I''m in the top 10 on Forbes alright !!!

Here's an idea.

Cry me a river.

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-hh - 19 Dec 2006 19:20 GMT

the Spammer "shell guy" wrote:

> ... a web page that was just put online last week, because my friends
> talked me into it, and some grease monkey that makes these things in
> his free time, after busting knuckles everyday.

Yet you could have still done all that, simply without ever putting the
price tags on.

and *if* they had any market value, you'd receive unsolicited offers
from someone other than your sockpuppet buddy 'beachbum'.

> Sorry you took offence, to me "cordgially" inviting everyone to take a
> look, if they had time... I could give a rats a.s, if I EVER sell one...

If your claim were true, then there would never have been any price
tags.

> if you were paying attention, that wasn't the idea of the original post at all.

If you had any credibility here, you might be cut a break.

However, you simply don't have any credibility here: your initial
rating of "zero" has already been driven into the negative by the
stupid things you've already said.

It is clear, however, that you won't really be making any money, since
your actions are a phenominally stupid way to try to run a business:
since Google is archiving all of this, future potential customers will
quickly find that "terrysbeachhouse.com" is a domain that condones
spamming and has a very rude owner/operator.

Good luck repairing your reputation - - and when trying to place blame,
just remember that you did it all to yourself.

> And .... I "really" thought, that some of you
> scuba diver's might actually enjoy owning one of these...

Which merely just goes to show that you didn't *think*, having not
bothered to research your target demographic before sticking your foot
in your mouth.

> ..... but do the math.......

We have done the math.

The math says that if just diveshops were allowed to post an ad here -
- at a rate of just one time per month - - and if only 5% of them
actually chose to do so - - it would result in roughly 1300 spams here
... every ... single ... day.

The general average daily volume is less than 100 posts per day, so the
result would be that the group would consist of 7% content and 93%
advertising. Yummy.

> I figgure I'll make about enough profit, to buy a cheap six pack of
> beer on each if I sell one 'em.

http://www.bearwhiz.com/

-hh

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