Scott, Doug, Mike, Curtis et al...
What is the deal with this Connell bum. Is he so dirt poor he can't
afford to fly here--If he can just keep me in sight, on a mile long
swim, I would pay his expenses for this trip. I don't think I should
offer too much more, or it would be rewarding him for being a flaming
a.shole.
On the bike, if he can beat me on a 25 mile time trial, or a 1000 meter
sprint, or a match sprint, he can win even more money...We would use
the Velodrome in Hollywood, Fl. Don't worry Connell, they have rental
track bikes here.
So Connell...if you are the hot sh.t you think you are, this could be
your big pay day--more $$$ than you could make in 2 months at the bike
shop. I will even give you a few weeks to "train" for this :-)
I think we need a Connell photo to help make him the poster boy for
Split fins...
Regards,
Dan V
> Scott, Doug, Mike, Curtis et al...
> What is the deal with this Connell bum.
He is a douchebag.
I know him personally.
He has been slinging sh.t, slandering me, threatening me, for going on 8
years now.
The guy is a f.cking nutbar.
> Is he so dirt poor he can't
> afford to fly here--If he can just keep me in sight, on a mile long
> swim, I would pay his expenses for this trip. I don't think I should
> offer too much more, or it would be rewarding him for being a flaming
> a.shole.
You already offered too much by acknowledging his existence.
> On the bike, if he can beat me on a 25 mile time trial, or a 1000 meter
> sprint, or a match sprint, he can win even more money...We would use
> the Velodrome in Hollywood, Fl. Don't worry Connell, they have rental
> track bikes here.
He couldnt beat his own dick.
> So Connell...if you are the hot sh.t you think you are, this could be
> your big pay day--more $$$ than you could make in 2 months at the bike
> shop. I will even give you a few weeks to "train" for this :-)
>
> I think we need a Connell photo to help make him the poster boy for
> Split fins...
Dood,
Forget this clown. He doesn't work at a bike shop, the puke lives in Nome
Alaska. No way of knowing (nor do I care) what he does for a living there,
it is basically a windswept frozen rock on the eastern coast of Alaska near
the Bearing strait. Most people who move there are wanted by the law, and no
LEO will go there to extradite them, just living there is punishment in its
own.
He normally resides in my killfile simply because he is all mouth, no balls.
When he attacked you, and I saw it in quotes, out he came so I could pound
him good and proper. Normally I wouldn't waste the effort on him (kinda like
most of us try and avoid stepping in dogshit), but his mouth overloaded his
a.s so much this time, I had to be the first on the pile.
He first went off on everyone around here when Kane and I did a DIR demo up
here (in like 2000), and he stomped out pissed and ranting, trying to make
himself out something he never was/could. Made a complete a.s of himself,
and never recovered. But, of course, threatened me, bitched to my boss,
tried to make trouble for me at work, all of it. All except confront me face
to face.
You know how it is; idiots that cant understand, let alone adopt, dirt
simple mindsets have to make themselves feel intellectually superior by
protesting loudly against that which they don't understand.
Split fins.
Deep air.
$120 US Divers snorkels.
Pony bottles.
Trips to the Doria with Silverstein.
Connell.
I find it wholly entertaining that you kicked his nuts off without even
trying.
Grumman-581 - 16 Nov 2006 04:08 GMT
> Deep air.
Awh, come on... How ya' gonna get a really good cheap narc if you don't go
deep on air?
> Pony bottles.
Kind of depends upon the size of the pony bottles, I suspect... For
Curtis, I suspect that AL80s are his pony of choice... I kind of prefer
steel 72s...
Scott - 16 Nov 2006 04:37 GMT
> > Deep air.
>
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> Curtis, I suspect that AL80s are his pony of choice... I kind of prefer
> steel 72s...
Swabbies...
Jeez.
I love you rotten bastards, but f.ck me in the heart if you aint just a
royal pain in the a.s.
Grumman-581 - 16 Nov 2006 08:44 GMT
> Swabbies...
>
> Jeez.
What's wrong? You think I should use the HP120s as ponies? Nawh... The
72s are a perfect size... They hang off the side fairly compactly...
Considering Curtis' size, the HP120s would probably hang off his sides
compactly... <grin>
> I love you rotten bastards, but f.ck me in the heart if you aint just a
> royal pain in the a.s.
One must do what one is good at...
> Scott, Doug, Mike, Curtis et al...
> What is the deal with this Connell bum. Is he so dirt poor he can't
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> I think we need a Connell photo to help make him the poster boy for
> Split fins...
He's a better Poster Boy candidate for "Retroactive Abortion", but jAnus
has that under contract.
bob crownfield - 16 Nov 2006 20:21 GMT
>> Scott, Doug, Mike, Curtis et al...
>> What is the deal with this Connell bum. Is he so dirt poor he can't
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> He's a better Poster Boy candidate for "Retroactive Abortion", but jAnus
> has that under contract.
wil you get it right?
capitalize correctly.
that should be jANUS !
> We would use the Velodrome in Hollywood, Fl. Don't worry Connell, they
> have rental track bikes here.
Victory drinks and food at my place. Jayna and I will rid our bikes over.
Lee
> Scott, Doug, Mike, Curtis et al...
> What is the deal with this Connell bum. Is he so dirt poor he can't
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> I think we need a Connell photo to help make him the poster boy for
> Split fins...
Damn, is that what it takes to get a free trip to FL?
;-)
Dennis
Greg Mossman - 17 Nov 2006 03:09 GMT
>> I think we need a Connell photo to help make him the poster boy for
>> Split fins...
>
> Damn, is that what it takes to get a free trip to FL?
> ;-)
Exactly. I bet I could kick Dan's butt underwater. Let him ride his bike
and I'll use split fins. Any takers?
JOF - 17 Nov 2006 03:16 GMT
> >> I think we need a Connell photo to help make him the poster boy for
> >> Split fins...
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> Exactly. I bet I could kick Dan's butt underwater. Let him ride his bike
> and I'll use split fins. Any takers?
That's a very Canadian bet. 8)
JF