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bullshark - 11 Sep 2006 21:18 GMT

A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman.

They went to Sting Ray City the day after Steve Irwin impaled himself
on a ray.

The cruise ship tour people said:

"You don't have to worry. In Grand Cayman they trim the barbs off the
rays."

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Lee Bell - 11 Sep 2006 21:36 GMT

>A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman. They went to Sting
>Ray City the day after Steve Irwin impaled himself
> on a ray. The cruise ship tour people said: "You don't have to worry. In
> Grand Cayman they trim the barbs off the
> rays."

You think maybe that's a lawsuit looking for someone to happen to?

Lee

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SpringDiver - 11 Sep 2006 22:01 GMT

>>A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman. They went to Sting
>>Ray City the day after Steve Irwin impaled himself
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>
>Lee

Yep! I wouldn't say that sh.t. Words lose the element in which they
were spoken when entered into the court record.

SD

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Grumman-581 - 30 Sep 2006 16:36 GMT

> >>A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman. They went to Sting
> >>Ray City the day after Steve Irwin impaled himself
> >> on a ray. The cruise ship tour people said: "You don't have to worry. In
> >> Grand Cayman they trim the barbs off the
> >> rays."

The only question I have is who is Ray and why is Chilly being trimmed off
of him?

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Matthias Voss - 11 Sep 2006 23:55 GMT

> A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> "You don't have to worry. In Grand Cayman they trim the barbs off the
> rays."

Could you rearrange that posting a bit?

I feel, with some minor adjustment, it would make a fine
limerick.
TIA,
Matthias

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JOF - 12 Sep 2006 02:19 GMT

> > A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
> limerick.
> TIA,

Hey. We haven't done this in a while. Here's one.This is probably more
adjustment than you had in mind.

Sting Ray got no barb on Grand Cay-mon,
So stroke him long tail while you play Mon,
But take care not to place
You' flesh near him face
Cuz them hickeys just don't go away Mon.

JF

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chilly - 12 Sep 2006 07:18 GMT

> > > A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman.
> > >
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> You' flesh near him face
> Cuz them hickeys just don't go away Mon.

ahahahaha, love the accent.

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Matthias Voss - 12 Sep 2006 08:42 GMT

>>>A person I know was on a cruise ship in Grand Cayman.
>>>
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>
> JF

Perfect ;-)

Matthias

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Lee Bell - 12 Sep 2006 03:58 GMT

>Could you rearrange that posting a bit? I feel, with some minor adjustment,
>it would make a fine limerick.

A person I know on a ship
Says in Cayman the barb they do snip
You don't have to worry
Or all over scurry
As long as you remember to tip

I think this may be the first limerick I ever attempted. Be gentle.

Lee

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chilly - 12 Sep 2006 07:18 GMT

> >Could you rearrange that posting a bit? I feel, with some minor adjustment,
> >it would make a fine limerick.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> I think this may be the first limerick I ever attempted. Be gentle.

LOL. Maybe you should have attempted earlier.

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Matthias Voss - 12 Sep 2006 08:44 GMT

>>Could you rearrange that posting a bit? I feel, with some minor adjustment,
>>it would make a fine limerick.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> I think this may be the first limerick I ever attempted. Be gentle.

On my mind, smiling.
You leave it open to imagination who's barbs they snip ;-)

Matthias

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Limey - 12 Sep 2006 15:43 GMT

> >Could you rearrange that posting a bit? I feel, with some minor
> >adjustment, it would make a fine limerick.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> I think this may be the first limerick I ever attempted. Be gentle.

I knew that Captain would come in useful.....eventually. ;)

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Dillon Pyron - 13 Sep 2006 20:34 GMT

>>Could you rearrange that posting a bit? I feel, with some minor adjustment,
>>it would make a fine limerick.
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>Lee

First John and now Lee. This is my first double header to
alt.humor.best-of-usenet.

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dillon

If you can't figure out how to unmunge my
address, email me and I'll explain it.

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