Well, not being an expert on this and just going by the latest T.V.
documentaries most shark attacks are a case of mistaken identity. The
classic case being a surfer mistaken as a seal, as with the case of the
Great White. Other cases have been where the victim has been in murky water
where the shark ( typically Tiger or Bull) actually senses its prey without
actually seeing it, nothing wrong with that until the prey happens to be
human and sparks off a global media frenzy.
Also most shark attack fatalities are not actually consumed but instead
bleed to death after being "spat out". This would also seem to suggest that
human meat and its texture is "not on the menu" so to speak. You may have
gathered from this so far the shark attacks happen at surface level where
the victims are actually surfing or swimming. When was the last time you
heard of a scuba diver at depth being attacked by a shark?. Almost never.
There was a case recently where a shark took a "curious nibble" out of the
elbow of a diver. The diver took shelter and the shark didn't bother hanging
around. Again suggesting the human meat is "not on the menu"?
So to answer your question the chances of a shark attack is very rare. More
people globally are killed by falling coconuts or kicked to death by donkeys
but somehow these glorious deaths don't seem to attack the global media
frenzy of a "shark Attack. So to be attacked by a shark you have to be in
the vicinity of them and unless your wearing a surf board or in the murky
mouth of a shallow river where some sharks "hangout" the chance of a shark
attack are similar to a lotto win.
I went diving with "Oceanic White Tips" in Egypt. These sharks are
responsible for most human consumption of all sharks. They're an open water
shark not venturing near coasts. They're responsible for clearing the sea of
sailors "lost at sea". Google them. Anyhow, the site I was at is a very
popular site where hundreds if not thousands of divers swim with these
sharks annually with no fatalities. Why? because the shark can see you and
after millions of years of evolution is stuck to a "set menu" and humans
(being in the water for a mere 50 years) are not on it.
That's my two cents worth.
Euge.

How about if I stick with "yucky-yuu moldy black"?

Thanks,
Shawn