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Scuba Forum / General / May 2006it would be so awesome to be a great white shark.
swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater. you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you could swim as fast or slow as you liked. it would be so freaking awesome. >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >it would be so freaking awesome. Well, you're getting close. You already have the intellectual capacity of a shark.  SignatureTurby the Turbosurfer > >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > Well, you're getting close. You already have the intellectual capacity > of a shark. I was going to say he might enjoy it better if he'd had a brain...;) -jw (shark food) >> >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. >> > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > >I was going to say he might enjoy it better if he'd had a brain...;) On second thought, I'd say the intellectual capacity of a shark is more like: "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!... where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." SignatureTurby the Turbosurfer > >> >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > >> > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!... > where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." that and maybe looking for a mate when feeling so moved. after spitting out a wetsuit! -jw > "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!... > where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." Hmmm... Kind of sounds like a teenager... >> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!... >> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." > >Hmmm... Kind of sounds like a teenager... the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier eater...;) > >> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!... > >> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier > eater...;) Have you ever seen what they pull out of a shark's belly? >> the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of >> their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier >> eater...;) > > Have you ever seen what they pull out of a shark's belly? Have you ever seen what they pull out of a teenager's? >>>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of >>>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Have you ever seen what they pull out of a teenager's? actually I have >>>>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of >>>>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >> >actually I have any plastic buggels? maybe blue or danish? :) >>>>>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of >>>>>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > any plastic buggels? maybe blue or danish? :) Pizza and tacos >>>>>>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of >>>>>>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >Pizza and tacos hmm... you've made me hungry, time to visit pizza hutt :D >>> "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!... >>> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier >eater...;) Never seen a Pizza Hut at 90 feet. Signaturedillon I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. >>the food in question would have to be considered junk by anyone out of >>their teens then. i should think a shark would be a healthier >>eater...;) > > Never seen a Pizza Hut at 90 feet. Now that underwater hotels seem to be proliferating, underwater Pizza Hut is just around the corner. That sounds like my dog! She must have been a shark in a past life. Al >>> >swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. >>> > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > "Food...where's food...must find food...is that food?...blech! No!... > where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." >That sounds like my dog! She must have been a shark in a past life. Dog fish? Sounds like just about every dog I've known. Very food motivated. >Al > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] >> where's food...is that food? ummm, yummy...now, where's more food..." > Signaturedillon I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > > it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a > bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater. Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver. > you could swim by coral, look at seaweed, battle squid, THRASH, scare > fish and so on. you could go to the bathroom wherever you wanted. you > could swim as fast or slow as you liked. You can do that as a diver too. > it would be so freaking awesome. Get certified and then you can pretend to be a shark all you want. > Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver. Why can't divers eat underwater? I've eaten a scallop that way, though I admit I haven't yet tried an entire fish or even a seal. > Get certified and then you can pretend to be a shark all you want. They even make shark fin hoods so one can be completely in disguise. >>Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver. > > Why can't divers eat underwater? I've eaten a scallop that way, though I > admit I haven't yet tried an entire fish or even a seal. Sushi's one thing, but can you really picture yerself eating a raw seal, fur and all, the way the GW's do it, flopping about in the surf. Not only would it be unpalatable and uncomfortable, think about the issues with the sealhuggers. You'd have Lord McCartney (or whatever he's now called) writing savetheseals songs in yer honour. >>Get certified and then you can pretend to be a shark all you want. > > They even make shark fin hoods so one can be completely in disguise. Glorified condoms. JF > > Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver. > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > They even make shark fin hoods so one can be completely in disguise. Although, you would have to remove your banana. > > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > > > > it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a > > bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater. > > Except for the eating part, you can do that as a diver. I'm not a shark and trust me, I eat plenty of stuff. > > > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > > > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > I'm not a shark and trust me, I eat plenty of stuff. While diving? Uh, SCUBA diving? > > > > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > > > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > While diving? Uh, SCUBA diving? If you read carefully, it never technically specifies "while diving" or being underwater. There's three distinct pieces: swimming all around, eating a bunch of stuff, and checking stuff out udnerwater. Pretty much I can do all of that as a diver. :-) > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > it would be so freaking awesome. Would you get a laser for it's head? > > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Would you get a laser for it's head? Weren't those sea bass? On 14-May-2006, i love sharks and want to be a shark <ilovesharks@ilovesharksandicecream.com> wrote: > it would be so freaking sweet. you could swim all around, and eat a > bunch of stuff, and check out all that crap underwater. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > it would be so freaking awesome. Until some human decided it was time for you to die > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > it would be so freaking awesome. I've seen Whitey, Charlie.. so while Whitey will eat surfers and divers.. just remember.. Whitey don't surf... WoW can you send some of that my way... > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > it would be so freaking awesome. > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > it would be so freaking awesome. This gimmick rules. 5 stars. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ In tha perpetratin' God created tha heaven n tha earth. And tha earth was witout form, n void; n darkness was upon tha face of tha deep ya feelin' me?. And tha Spirit of God moved upon tha face of tha wata. And God said, "Let there be light . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'": n there was light. And God saw tha light, thiznat it was good: n God divided tha light friznom tha darkness cuz I put gangsta rap on tha map. And God called tha light Day, n tha darkness he called "N-to-tha-izzight". And tha pimpin' n tha morn'n were tha F-to-tha-izzirst day gangsta style --The Bible written in rap http://gizoogle.com/showtrans.php?id=17 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING... > it would be so freaking awesome. Sigh. Where's Will Borgeson when you need him? SB better than being a black shark. -- "Kick him when he's down, he's easier to reach." ---Scott Hall #1 ranked poster in RSPW history.... .....NEVER sh.t A sh.tter! ****************************** this is good read but a bit dry ... it lacks element of surprise ... please re-write and re-submit :) i give it 1 and a 1/2 stars > swimmin around... eatin things... DOMINATING. > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > it would be so freaking awesome. >this is good read but a bit dry ... it lacks element of surprise ... please >re-write and re-submit :) Even a good drama requires a touch of humor. This just seems to lack that. >i give it 1 and a 1/2 stars > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> it would be so freaking awesome. > Signaturedillon I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. can SLAPPY THE CLOWN help? >>this is good read but a bit dry ... it lacks element of surprise ... >>please [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] >>> >>> it would be so freaking awesome. |
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