Dear Charlie:

I didn't realize how homeSICK you are about good old FHS. I know airline
tickets are costly so I
took it upon myself to search out a really good deal for you on this new
airline, see the URL below. Just think, you can fly to into JFK
visit all 3 of your best and only friends: Mikey with the big head, Al the
science fool and your gorgeous, old (she actually met Lincoln when  he was
alive) true love, Pauline (do you belive she's still here). I think we can
get Frankie from Special Ed. to pick you up at the airport on his bicycle. I
don't know who would be willing to take you back.

BTW, I went diving last month in the Bahamas, took a nice 4 day, paid
weekend (Veterans Day).

http://www.skyhighairlines.com