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Scuba Forum / General / March 2006Dive with Greg - WARNING!
The lovely Deborah and I are signed up. el stroko guapo > The lovely Deborah and I are signed up. > > el stroko guapo I'm next on the list > I'm next on the list You driving or flying? >>I'm next on the list > > You driving or flying? I would have to fly or you driving ? > I would have to fly or you driving ? According to MapQuest, we're about the same distance from Key Largo -- 1269 vs 1277 miles... I'm driving and planning on hitting a few spots along the coast of FL and in the panhandle on the way back... >>I would have to fly or you driving ? > > According to MapQuest, we're about the same distance from Key Largo -- 1269 > vs 1277 miles... I'm driving and planning on hitting a few spots along the > coast of FL and in the panhandle on the way back... thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of the way - If I do it Flying in Friday (Miami) driving down to KL then out on Sunday. Hope i can do it - sounds like fun > thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of the > way - If I do it Flying in Friday (Miami) driving down to KL then out on > Sunday. Hope i can do it - sounds like fun All the good guys will be hanging out in Ft. Lauderdale and points north. If it all works out as planned, Popeye, Magilla Rick (if he makes it) and I will be at my house in Davie. I think Greg and Janna are planning on staying around here too. Mike and Deborah live way up north, near the Canadian border, in a place called Boca Raton. Some dives may be done even further north, in Boynton. There are more people coming, whose plans I'm not aware of, but at least some of them will be in the Ft. Lauderdale area too. All told, this is likely to be an even bigger event than Dive with Greg I was. Sure you don't want to fly into and stay someplace in the Ft. Lauderdale area? Lee >> thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of the >> way - If I do it Flying in Friday (Miami) driving down to KL then out on [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > area too. All told, this is likely to be an even bigger event than Dive > with Greg I was. Sounds like it will. Thanks for the calla/ emails. I spoke with Ric moments ago and he told me there was one spot open on the afternoon trip......so it is now officially booked. Looking forward to seeing y'all and meeting the new ones. Limey. >>>thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of the >>>way - If I do it Flying in Friday (Miami) driving down to KL then out on [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Limey. me 2 >>>>thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of >>>>the way - If I do it Flying in Friday (Miami) driving down to KL then [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >> Limey. > me 2 don't listen to anything anyone else says joe.....I was under alien control when I met Popeye.... ....and Mike, and Lee, and Rick, and John, and Grummy and Curtis and......well, you know what I mean. I don't wanna be held responsible for my own actions. ;0) Dave. > Sounds like it will. > Thanks for the calla/ emails. I spoke with Ric moments ago and he told me > there was one spot open on the afternoon trip......so it is now officially > booked. > Looking forward to seeing y'all and meeting the new ones. Didn't see this one first, just caught an email, was one behind. :-) I did ask if he could tow a dingy. Curtis "Magilla" wrote: >>Sounds like it will. >>Thanks for the calla/ emails. I spoke with Ric moments ago and he told me [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Curtis So what's the current cast of characters?  Signature_______________________________________________________________________________ "A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3 > So what's the current cast of characters? Curtis, Lee, Grummy, Mossman 2, El Stroko Guapo 2, Al Wells 2, Joe English, Limey Dave and 3 others I haven't identified yet for sure.....you among those? Curtis "Magilla" wrote: >>So what's the current cast of characters? > > Curtis, Lee, Grummy, Mossman 2, El Stroko Guapo 2, Al Wells 2, Joe > English, Limey Dave and 3 others I haven't identified yet for sure.....you > among those? > Curtis yep. I am. Signature_______________________________________________________________________________ "A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3 "dazed and confuzzed" wrote >> Curtis, Lee, Grummy, Mossman 2, El Stroko Guapo 2, Al Wells 2, Joe >> English, Limey Dave and 3 others I haven't identified yet for >> sure.....you among those? > yep. I am. OK, then one more. I think I know who it is, but as he hasn't posted publically yet, I'll let him answer for himself. Curtis > "dazed and confuzzed" wrote >> > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > OK, then one more. I think I know who it is, but as he hasn't posted > publically yet, I'll let him answer for himself. I hope it's who I think you mean.....I have a tee-shirt of his that, however hard I wish, I'll just never fit into. LD. > I hope it's who I think you mean.....I have a tee-shirt of his that, > however hard I wish, I'll just never fit into. Nope, it's not him. It's another new meet that I am REALLY looking forward to. Just to give you an idea of the magnitude, this has been 120 emails in my "dive with Greg" folder, not including "pings" to see if I got past the spam traps correctly. Every regular I could think of, including some Canadians who didn't respond, was attempted. Curtis >> I hope it's who I think you mean.....I have a tee-shirt of his that, >> however hard I wish, I'll just never fit into. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > spam traps correctly. Every regular I could think of, including some > Canadians who didn't respond, was attempted. Wow! Good job. Drop me an email and let me know who we'll be seeing this time. LD. > Wow! Good job. > Drop me an email and let me know who we'll be seeing this time. No need to, it's been posted at 93%, don't wanna steal anyone's thunder or surprise. Up to 150 emails in the folder, with over 2 months to go. Found I did miss a few, my apologies there. I expect I'll just phone you this weekend, those "free" nights & weekends are nice. Curtis >> Wow! Good job. >> Drop me an email and let me know who we'll be seeing this time. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > I expect I'll just phone you this weekend, those "free" nights & > weekends are nice. kay, I'll expect a call. I missed the post, been trying to catch up a bit today tho. Dave. >> So what's the current cast of characters? > > Curtis, Lee, Grummy, Mossman 2, El Stroko Guapo 2, Al Wells 2, Joe > English, Limey Dave and 3 others I haven't identified yet for sure.....you > among those? > Curtis My boss is along for the (dry) ride, meaning I'll prolly be uncharacteristically sensible. She'll have rum-runners ordered before we can even hit the tiki bar! Dave. >>>So what's the current cast of characters? >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Dave. damn I quit drinking! >>>>So what's the current cast of characters? >>> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >> > damn I quit drinking! There's always tomorrow! LD. "Magilla" wrote: >>So what's the current cast of characters? > > Curtis, Lee, Grummy, Mossman 2, El Stroko Guapo 2, Al Wells 2, Joe > English, Limey Dave and 3 others I haven't identified yet for sure.....you > among those? > Curtis Prolly 3 agents from Homeland Security that saw these names all on one manifest. > Prolly 3 agents from Homeland Security that saw these names all on one > manifest. I wouldn't be surprised.......good thing we's all squeaky clean. Hear as a precaution, there may be a Fed on board. <grin> Curtis For the procrastonators, if still interested, there is a second boat, it has room. Obviously not as good as being on the primary, but "possibility" of being at the same dive location, as well as timing for meeting everyone. Curtis "Magilla" wrote: > For the procrastonators, if still interested, there is a second boat, it > has room. Obviously not as good as being on the primary, but "possibility" > of being at the same dive location, as well as timing for meeting everyone. > > Curtis When is this shindig, if I can't dive with Greg, I at least want to drink with Greg. Dennis > When is this shindig, if I can't dive with Greg, I at least want to > drink with Greg. could have sworn I sent you an invite, check your email. Curtis I've been away from e-mail for the last couple months and only got to check it every 2-3 weeks. I'd have like 150 e-mails so there's a good possibility I deleted it, could I get a resend. Thanks Dennis > "Magilla" wrote: > > For the procrastonators, if still interested, there is a second boat, it [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > When is this shindig, if I can't dive with Greg, I at least want to > drink with Greg. You dove with Greg the first time, but were too busy to drink with him (um, us). So how come the special treatment this trip out? :^) He was sitting next to me at the crab place, we were consuming alcohol. I did not want to go back with you guys to Miami Beach, I live 5 minutes away from the crab place and like my drivers license. > He was sitting next to me at the crab place, we were consuming alcohol. > I did not want to go back with you guys to Miami Beach, I live 5 > minutes away from the crab place and like my drivers license. We were trying to consume crab. Fortunately alcohol is a lot easier to get in the gullet or I would have gone home sober that night. Instead I wound up drunk and covered in crab. I forgot who drove that night, but it sure wasn't me. I think she has you confused with another Dennis who dove with us on the Ft. Lauderdale boat. I don't think we drank with him. I'm diving with Splashdown the day before the Spiegel Grove. I can't say yet where I'll be drinking. > > He was sitting next to me at the crab place, we were consuming alcohol. > > I did not want to go back with you guys to Miami Beach, I live 5 [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I think she has you confused with another Dennis who dove with us on the Ft. > Lauderdale boat. I don't think we drank with him. No, I think I'm not confused. But Dennis didn't come for the rum runners, or brunk with Mike, nor IIRC or the dinners in Ft. Lauderdale. >I'm diving with > Splashdown the day before the Spiegel Grove. I can't say yet where I'll be > drinking. Whereever you find yourself when not diving, I suspect. > I can't say yet where I'll be drinking. "Anywhere, and everywhere, so beware" Curtis >> I can't say yet where I'll be drinking. > > "Anywhere, and everywhere, so beware" Got the SCUDA loaded with whisky. Now I just need to figure a way to light the cigar when I sit on the bow of the Spiegel Grove yelling "I'm on top of the world" through my regulator. > Got the SCUDA loaded with whisky. Now I just need to figure a way to > light the cigar when I sit on the bow of the Spiegel Grove yelling "I'm on > top of the world" through my regulator. Wanna borrow my O2 bottle? > Got the SCUDA loaded with whisky. Now I just need to figure a way to light > the cigar when I sit on the bow of the Spiegel Grove yelling "I'm on top of > the world" through my regulator. One should not make statements like that around engineers... We might just find a way... Propane tank with O2 mix running a 175,000 BTU burner... > I can't say yet where I'll be drinking. You want a lamp shade instead of a banana? Curtis > He was sitting next to me at the crab place, we were consuming alcohol. Yes, but you missed some of the other festivities. All you got that night, was a bunch of crab juice all over ya. That's not what you are looking for this next trip, is it? > I did not want to go back with you guys to Miami Beach, I live 5 > minutes away from the crab place and like my drivers license. We weren't staying in Miami but true enough our respective hotels were in Ft. Lauderdale. Seems to me they were approx. 15-20 minutes away from the crab place. Greg? You always remember such things better than I do. How far (driving time) were we from the crab place. But Dennis, still and all . . . >> He was sitting next to me at the crab place, we were consuming alcohol. > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > But Dennis, still and all . . . 15 was about right. You in on this one S? LD. > 15 was about right. You in on this one S? Nope. Though I would love to see a few of you. There's no room on the boat now anyway. My buddy Greg sure is popular. >> 15 was about right. You in on this one S? > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > My buddy Greg sure is popular. There's a second boat available that will most likely have a few aboard from what I understand. LD. >> Sounds like it will. >> Thanks for the calla/ emails. I spoke with Ric moments ago and he told me [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > I did ask if he could tow a dingy. Not many of us that can fit in a dinghy......???? Limes. > Not many of us that can fit in a dinghy......???? Kind of depends upon the size of the dinghy, doesn't it? http://www.zodiacmilpro.com/product/zodiac/MK6HD.pdf 9040 lb payload - 2*275lb engines - 200 gallons fuel * 6 lbs/gal = 7290 lbs for divers and gear... Hell, even if we allotted 450 lbs per diver plus gear, it would handle 16 divers... >> Not many of us that can fit in a dinghy......???? > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > for divers and gear... Hell, even if we allotted 450 lbs per diver plus > gear, it would handle 16 divers... and trust you to find it! ;0) LD. > and trust you to find it! ;0) Actually, I knew about it beforehand, I just had to do a quick search to find a link to get the specifics... The military and commercial inflatables by Zodiac are some pretty serious inflatables... > > and trust you to find it! ;0) > > Actually, I knew about it beforehand, I just had to do a quick search to > find a link to get the specifics... The military and commercial inflatables > by Zodiac are some pretty serious inflatables... As well as Raiders and other high performance RIBs. http://www.raiderboat.com/ Of course, when you start spending over $100K for an inflatable, you're playing is a slightly different league than your typical Zodiac or Avon dinghy. > As well as Raiders and other high performance RIBs. > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > playing is a slightly different league than your typical Zodiac or Avon > dinghy. I wasn't going to consider the RIBs... They tend to be more than a simple "dinghy"... Zodiac has a military RIB that looks like a 'ell of a lot of fun... Over $100K, IIRC... Around $175K, perhaps? >> and trust you to find it! ;0) > > Actually, I knew about it beforehand, I just had to do a quick search to > find a link to get the specifics... The military and commercial > inflatables > by Zodiac are some pretty serious inflatables... Yeah, I'm familiar too. They use a lot of 'em fer the tow-boat fleets around here, just not what sprang to my mind when 'dinghy' was first mentioned. LD. > Yeah, I'm familiar too. They use a lot of 'em fer the tow-boat fleets around > here, just not what sprang to my mind when 'dinghy' was first mentioned. Well, they were a full inflatable, not a RIB... They're sometimes used as work boats around oil rigs from what I understand... >>>Sounds like it will. >>>Thanks for the calla/ emails. I spoke with Ric moments ago and he told me [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Limes. maybe one of us? > Not many of us that can fit in a dinghy......???? Was thinking the guest of honor, and Grummy will probably chime in with confessing to a "Viking Funeral" on the way back to the dock.......gotta have a BBQ, one way or another. Curtis >>> thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of the >>> way - If I do it Flying in Friday (Miami) driving down to KL then out on [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > >Limey. Guess that will teach me to procrastinate. I'll have to stay in Lauderdale and drink that bottle of scotch. Rick Simms >>>> thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of >>>> the [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > > I'll have to stay in Lauderdale and drink that bottle of scotch. Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always precarious for me. I never know if I'll live that long. > Rick Simms >>>>> thought we might be able to meet up in Florida and finish the rest of >>>>> the [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > > I never know if I'll live that long. Thats the problem with being a fat overweight f.cking pig. Get on a diet ya fuckin slob. >> Rick Simms >> Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always >> precarious for me. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Thats the problem with being a fat overweight f.cking pig. Get on a diet > ya fuckin slob. Spoken from the dark by a cowering excuse of a man. As long as pussies like you and carl lash out in fear at me from the dark, I know I'm living my life right. YLAM. >>> Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always >>> precarious for me. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > YLAM. Yea your living life right. Overweight, trucking, and not sure if your gonna live to long. Why exactly do you think your not gonna live long???? You thinkin suicide again? Didnt we go over this at xmass? Dont even think about pullin that trigger fatboy. Now get outa the fuckin truck........jog around it about 3 times (start out easy porkchop) and get some exercise. Your an absolute f.cking mess................ WITH DNR ON THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKIN NECK.....................PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!...............OH sh.t THATS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll give ya credit though fatboy.............If i was you.............I would have pulled the trigger a long time ago. >>>> Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always >>>> precarious for me. [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > credit though fatboy.............If i was you.............I would have > pulled the trigger a long time ago. I own you. Your fear of me is palpable in every post. Worship all you want. >>>>> Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always >>>>> precarious for me. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > > Worship all you want. That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that worship fatboy? Your a mess! Acknowledge your weight..........it's you who's in the dark. You got a big fuckin problem there porkchop. How much you weigh anyhow? Actually wait a week until you post that..............I'll start a pool. > That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that > worship fatboy? I'm the subject of more than 50% of your posts. That's worship for sure. Not to mention the fact your whole posting history belies the fact that you're an inconsequential little man in a menial job, with a menial life. You come here to mouth off cause you don't pack the gear to do it any other way. We had another one just like you, but we killed him. >Your a mess! Acknowledge your weight..........it's you who's in the dark. >You got a big fuckin problem there porkchop. Compared to who, -you-? What's even more pitiable is that you're afraid of a fat old man. I don't care who or what you are. I'll put you down, hand to hand. Won't take a minute. >How much you weigh anyhow? Actually wait a week until you post >that..............I'll start a pool. How much will you bet? You ran your mouth, be a man for once. >> That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that >> worship fatboy? > > I'm the subject of more than 50% of your posts. You reply to 100% of mine. Your my bitch faggit. > That's worship for sure. 100%?.........yea.....thats worship. > Not to mention the fact your whole posting history belies the fact that > you're an inconsequential little man in a menial job, with a menial life. You drive a truck....................I'll be nice and not even go down this path with you. > You come here to mouth off cause you don't pack the gear to do it any > other way. Works for me bitch. > We had another one just like you, but we killed him. Who's we? >>Your a mess! Acknowledge your weight..........it's you who's in the dark. >>You got a big fuckin problem there porkchop. > Compared to who, -you-? yup > What's even more pitiable is that you're afraid of a fat old man. This is your first mention of your obesity. Acceptance is a big step fatboy. Did you get your 3 laps in around the truck today? > I don't care who or what you are. Yes you do. > I'll put you down, hand to hand. In a fight? If ya got a hand on me, but your much to fat making you much to slow. I'm thinkin I could snap your nose before you could even make a fist. Obviously all hypothesis..........but this is the internet. I dont get to carried away with the billy bad a.s rountine. You shouldnt either. I'm sure some years ago you could hold your own but judging from those ridiculous pictures you post that was a long looooooooong time ago. > Won't take a minute. Make that half a minute. I would'nt even need to lay a hand on you. I'd just jog backwards for 30 seconds and watch you pass out as your oxygen starved heart explodes as you pursue. Then I'd promptly take a sh.t or piss on your head. Depending on my mood I may or may not call 911...........but I'll make sure they see the DNR tat if I did. >>How much you weigh anyhow? Actually wait a week until you post >>that..............I'll start a pool. > > How much will you bet? I'll be sure and let ya know. How tall are ya fatboy? 6'ish? I'll use a standard BMI chart to determine how overweight you are. > You ran your mouth, be a man for once. It's typing fatboy..................typing. Now get drivin......tommorow...............I want 4 laps around the truck...........thats 4 fatboy!!. Im gonna whip your fat a.s into shape. Who knows.............someday a female might even look at ya..............I doubt it. >>> That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that >>> worship fatboy? > You reply to 100% of mine. Your my bitch faggit. > Works for me bitch. >>> Your a mess! Acknowledge your weight..........it's you who's in the dark. >>> You got a big fuckin problem there porkchop. [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > knows.............someday a female might even look at ya..............I > doubt it. talk about clueless, ignorant and illiterate... poor don. even his right hand won't date him! >>>> That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that >>>> worship fatboy? [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > poor don. > even his right hand won't date him! You mean he is wiping his face too frequently? Matthias >>>> That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that >>>> worship fatboy? [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] > poor don. > even his right hand won't date him! is that the best you can do? bob? get alot of dates with your right hand do ya? So, Don, you coming down for the Dive with Greg. 8^) > So, Don, you coming down for the Dive with Greg. 8^) Is this a formal invite? >> So, Don, you coming down for the Dive with Greg. 8^) > Is this a formal invite? Probably as formal as anyone else got, but it's not up to me to do the inviting. Magilla's organizing this one. Lee >>> So, Don, you coming down for the Dive with Greg. 8^) > >> Is this a formal invite? > > Probably as formal as anyone else got, but it's not up to me to do the > inviting. Magilla's organizing this one. I hearby officially invite Don to join our motley crew, and extend a guarantee for his (relative) safety as long as he bites his tongue (off) during his visit. No complaints allowed for being towed behind the boat, if you're good, we'll toss (you) in a dingy (not Lingy). Email me for the details. Curtis >>>> So, Don, you coming down for the Dive with Greg. 8^) >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > I hearby officially invite Don to join our motley crew, and extend a > guarantee for his (relative) safety I'm not one of the people on the boat, FYI, and chances of me attending are next to none, so he shouldn't be too scared. I'll pay for his dives, though. But he doesn't have any spine to show up anyway. >as long as he bites his tongue (off) during his visit. No complaints >allowed for being towed behind the boat, if you're good, we'll toss (you) [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Curtis > I'm not one of the people on the boat, FYI, and chances of me attending > are next to none, so he shouldn't be too scared. > > I'll pay for his dives, though. > > But he doesn't have any spine to show up anyway. So, I guess this means you want video? ;-) Curtis "Magilla" wrote: >> I'm not one of the people on the boat, FYI, and chances of me attending >>are next to none, so he shouldn't be too scared. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Curtis he may be the Jellyfish - in the water! >> So, I guess this means you want video? ;-) > he may be the Jellyfish - in the water! Very good word choice. Curtis >> I'm not one of the people on the boat, FYI, and chances of me attending >> are next to none, so he shouldn't be too scared. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Curtis It could win cash on Americas funniest videos. Rick Simms > I'll pay for his dives, though. > > But he doesn't have any spine to show up anyway. It's too bad I suck at trolling. If I'd managed to work up this kind of a response and then show up at a dive... Ah well. I was toying with the idea of showing up, but seeing as how the boat's already full, I'll have to save my trolling for another day. >>>> So, Don, you coming down for the Dive with Greg. 8^) >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Email me for the details. No guarantees.....of course, we all know it'll never happen. LD. > No guarantees.....of course, we all know it'll never happen. Oh, you NEVER know, there is always room for a surprise.......may have to coin a new acronymn, "FOLMAO". Curtis <------(with a big, evil grin) >> No guarantees.....of course, we all know it'll never happen. > > Oh, you NEVER know, there is always room for a surprise.......may have > to coin a new acronymn, "FOLMAO". > > Curtis <------(with a big, evil grin) Surprises are cool. People who talk like don are the ones who we know will almost certainly not be the ones to do it though. Dave. >> Curtis <------(with a big, evil grin) >> > Surprises are cool. People who talk like don are the ones who we know will > almost certainly not be the ones to do it though. You may rest assured that if he does make an appearance, he will be full of hot air. Curtis >>> Curtis <------(with a big, evil grin) >>> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > You may rest assured that if he does make an appearance, he will be full > of hot air. Ya know it. >>> Surprises are cool. People who talk like don are the ones who we know >>> will almost certainly not be the ones to do it though. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> > Ya know it. Yep, and I think I'm gonna have to bring more keyboards than tanks with me that weekend. Curtis >>>> Surprises are cool. People who talk like don are the ones who we know >>>> will almost certainly not be the ones to do it though. [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Yep, and I think I'm gonna have to bring more keyboards than tanks with > me that weekend. Meeting don sure will be a highlight fer me. ;0) Dave. lalalalalalalalalalla... > talk about clueless, ignorant and illiterate... > poor don. > even his right hand won't date him! His left hand got a restraining order. (snip) >Make that half a minute. I would'nt even need to lay a hand on you. I'd just >jog backwards for 30 seconds and watch you pass out as your oxygen starved >heart explodes as you pursue. Then I'd promptly take a sh.t or piss on your >head. Depending on my mood I may or may not call 911...........but I'll make >sure they see the DNR tat if I did. So Don, I assume that this means that you have made plans on coming down for the dive...Right? Interesting! Rick Simms > So Don, I assume that this means that you have made plans on coming > down for the dive...Right? > > Interesting! Y'all have been asking about how I do the "overhead don". :-) Curtis >> So Don, I assume that this means that you have made plans on coming >> down for the dive...Right? [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Curtis overhead or over the side or both? Rick Simms > >> So Don, I assume that this means that you have made plans on coming > >> down for the dive...Right? [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > overhead or over the side or both? Both, and then hold his head under until he's quiet. >> >> So Don, I assume that this means that you have made plans on coming >> >> down for the dive...Right? [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Both, and then hold his head under until he's quiet. Someone recently told me that the truely evil way of doing this is to tie a substantial amount of weight to the feet using about two foot of line. Then pitch everything off the stern into about ten/twelve feet of crystal clear water. Just enough depth so that they can still see the surface but can't quiet get their head above it. Rick Simms > On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:54:35 GMT, "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> > >Both, and then hold his head under until he's quiet. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > of crystal clear water. Just enough depth so that they can still see > the surface but can't quiet get their head above it. Whoa!! You are capable of far more evil thought than I'd ever have figured. ;^) I got the willies. >> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:54:35 GMT, "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> >>> Both, and then hold his head under until he's quiet. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I got the willies. Indeed. Little bitty octopus nearly did George Horn in that way. Grabbed him by the wrist, snorkel six inches short of the surface. > > I got the willies. > > Indeed. Little bitty octopus nearly did George Horn in that way. > Grabbed him by the wrist, snorkel six inches short of the surface. Shiver. >> Someone recently told me that the truely evil way of doing this is to >> tie a substantial amount of weight to the feet using about two foot of >> line. Then pitch everything off the stern into about ten/twelve feet >> of crystal clear water. Just enough depth so that they can still see >> the surface but can't quiet get their head above it. > Whoa!! You are capable of far more evil thought than I'd ever have > figured. > > ;^) > > I got the willies. Nah, Rick's not nearly evil enough to have come up with that one. I, on the other hand, am. Lee >>> Someone recently told me that the truely evil way of doing this is to >>> tie a substantial amount of weight to the feet using about two foot of [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >Lee I did say "Someone recently told me..." Rick Simms "California, the only state where a high school can issue a kid a condom then expels him for praying for a chance to use it." >> On Tue, 14 Mar 2006 03:54:35 GMT, "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> >> >Both, and then hold his head under until he's quiet. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > I got the willies. Thanks for the email Chilly..............I'll stop when I damn well feel like it. > I got the willies. The "Chilly Willies"? Curtis > > I got the willies. > > The "Chilly Willies"? :^) Is there any other kind? > Curtis > Someone recently told me that the truely evil way of doing this is to > tie a substantial amount of weight to the feet using about two foot of > line. Then pitch everything off the stern into about ten/twelve feet > of crystal clear water. Just enough depth so that they can still see > the surface but can't quiet get their head above it. Yeah, but that was for putting plain steel nuts on the stainless steel bolts holding my boat's generator down. Don's crimes don't rise to that level. Lee > > Someone recently told me that the truely evil way of doing this is to >> tie a substantial amount of weight to the feet using about two foot of [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Lee Ropes around both thumbs, 50 lbs of lead around each ankle, slowly lower into a tank of piranha...feet first? Rick Simms "California, the only state where a high school can issue a kid a condom then expels him for praying for a chance to use it." >> > Someone recently told me that the truely evil way of doing this is to >>> tie a substantial amount of weight to the feet using about two foot of [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] >>bolts >>holding my boat's generator down. Don's crimes don't rise to that level. > Ropes around both thumbs, 50 lbs of lead around each ankle, slowly > lower into a tank of piranha...feet first? You just don't have the gift for this stuff. There's something better than feet first, presuming, of course, that Don has the equipment and, personally, I think damsel fish are better than piranha. They take smaller bites. Lee >>> > Someone recently told me that the truely evil way of doing this is to >>>> tie a substantial amount of weight to the feet using about two foot of [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >Lee My way gives the individual plenty of time to contemplate the areas that the fish will be getting to eventually, if they don't bleed out first. The plains Indians sometimes ensured that the individual(s) that found the body were suitably impressed at the amount of time the victim actually lived and the pain that had to be endured during that time in excruciating terms. But, I like the idea of using Damsel fish. It would probably prevent the premature bleeding out. Rick Simms Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people the company can operate without. >>> Y'all have been asking about how I do the "overhead don". :-) >> overhead or over the side or both? > Both, and then hold his head under until he's quiet. Nah, not necessary. Everyone gets humble when they join a crowd like ours. Lee >>>> Y'all have been asking about how I do the "overhead don". :-) > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Nah, not necessary. Everyone gets humble when they join a crowd like > ours. Funny how that works, isn't it? LD. >> > Y'all have been asking about how I do the "overhead don". :-) >> overhead or over the side or both? (Rick S) > Both, and then hold his head under until he's quiet. Both, but who wants quiet? Curtis > >> > Y'all have been asking about how I do the "overhead don". :-) > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Both, but who wants quiet? Um, OK, until he's still. > Curtis > Um, OK, until he's still. Until the bubbles are no longer tinged in red... > > Um, OK, until he's still. > > Until the bubbles are no longer tinged in red... Until there are no bubbles, red or otherwise. "Magilla" wrote: >>So Don, I assume that this means that you have made plans on coming >>down for the dive...Right? >> >>Interesting! > > Y'all have been asking about how I do the "overhead don". :-) Dammit....you owe me a keyboard..... ""Magilla"" wrote >> So Don, I assume that this means that you have made plans on coming >> down for the dive...Right? >> Interesting! > Y'all have been asking about how I do the "overhead don". :-) Bob, quick, give this man a laugh of the day award. Lee At least we've clarified the fact that you'd run from me. But you've been doing that for months. > At least we've clarified the fact that you'd run from me. > > But you've been doing that for months. Run???? A slow walk would f.cking kill you fatboy. > > That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that > > worship fatboy? > > I'm the subject of more than 50% of your posts. > > That's worship for sure. And I congratulate you, Popeye. You seem to have supplanted the PNW sunset in terms of Don's obsession. <snip> >> > That's a classic defense mechanism. Very predictable. You call that >> > worship fatboy? [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > And I congratulate you, Popeye. > You seem to have supplanted the PNW sunset in terms of Don's obsession. Like a pre-school child finding a "new" side on a toy block every few minutes, I'm sure Don's epiphany will be fleeting. > <snip> >>>>>> Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always >>>>>>precarious for me. [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > anyhow? Actually wait a week until you post that..............I'll start a > pool. Last I saw him he was between 280 and 290. You got the guts to say all your trash to his face??? SignatureIf yer not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space. ____________________________________________________________________________ "A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3 >>>>>>> Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always >>>>>>> precarious for me. [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] >> that..............I'll start a pool. > Last I saw him he was between 280 and 290. a.shole........ya just killed my pool. Your outa your mind anyway..........I had Bluto at 3 bills +. > You got the guts to say all your trash to his face??? I doubt I'd give him the time of day. I have no respect for this pig..........he has none for himself. Feel free a.shole, or any of you other faigs, to tell me how you think someone 280+ is not a f.cking pig. How does somthin like that even wipe it's a.s??????????? I'm sure you dont think twice about lettin some pig sit next to you on a plane. Im sure you dont do a double take when some pig walks into a restaurant. And hey..........can you imagine gettin onto a dive boat and havin to buddy up with some pale unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary waiting to happen? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 280+.........this I gotta hear. >>>>>>>>Me too, but making plans a couple months ahead of time is always >>>>>>>>precarious for me. [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] > unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary waiting to happen? > Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 280+.........this I gotta hear. Dude, you should come to the "Dive with Greg" and see for yourself... 5 bucks on Team 3. SignatureIf yer not living on the edge, you are taking up too much space. ____________________________________________________________________________ "A prudent man foresees the difficulties ahead and prepares for them; the simpleton goes blindly on and suffers the consequences." - Proverbs 22:3 >> I doubt I'd give him the time of day. I have no respect for this >> pig..........he has none for himself. Feel free a.shole, or any of you other [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > >5 bucks on Team 3. Put me down for fifty on Team 3. Rick Simms > And hey..........can you imagine gettin onto a dive boat and havin to > buddy up with some pale unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary waiting > to happen? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. 280+.........this I gotta hear. I don't have to imagine it, I've done it. The last time we were on a boat together, one of the divers that was not part of our group had a problem. Bent or stroke, he lost control of his arms and legs. He was unable to care for himself on the surface and had no hope at all of climbing aboard unassisted. He was a large enough man that no person or group of people aboard the boat could get him aboard . . . except Popeye. Doug went over the side, brought him to the ladder and lifted him aboard from below. I suspect that the victim was very happy Popeye was on the boat that day and would be quite pleased to have him on a boat in the future. Lee >> And hey..........can you imagine gettin onto a dive boat and havin to >> buddy up with some pale unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary waiting [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Lee Wait till it's fatboy himself having the coronary. Which one of you lemmings will be able to pull the pig outa the water? > >> And hey..........can you imagine gettin onto a dive boat and havin to > >> buddy up with some pale unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary waiting [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Wait till it's fatboy himself having the coronary. Which one of you > lemmings will be able to pull the pig outa the water? I'd imagine we'd find a way. As a matter of fact, I'd wager that I could do it myself. Of course, I'm also one of your "fuckin pigs" weighing in at well over 280. >>>>And hey..........can you imagine gettin onto a dive boat and havin to >>>>buddy up with some pale unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary [quoted text clipped - 36 lines] > it myself. Of course, I'm also one of your "fuckin pigs" weighing in at > well over 280. Any decently trained individual can do it with a good ladder, and someone on the boat supporting the last steps to the deck. Matthias > >>>>And hey..........can you imagine gettin onto a dive boat and havin to > >>>>buddy up with some pale unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > > Matthias Any well trained individual can do it with nothing more than a backboard or equivalent. >> >>>>And hey..........can you imagine gettin onto a dive boat and havin to >> >>>>buddy up with some pale unhealthy slob who looks like a coronary [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] > or > equivalent. Well said, but according to Lee........."He was a large enough man that no person or group of people aboard the boat could get him aboard . . . except Popeye". You saying Lee is not well trained? > Well said, but according to Lee........."He was a large enough man that no > person or group of people aboard the boat could get him aboard . . . > except Popeye". > You saying Lee is not well trained? Magilla and I were doing deco at the time. Neither of us was aboard. As far as I know, there was not backboard there either. Magilla could have picked the guy up and set him safely on the deck. There's a reason we call him Magilla. When he mentioned overhead don, he was kidding about doing it, but not about being able to. Lee > Well said, but according to Lee........."He was a large enough man that no > |
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