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Scuba Forum / General / November 2005Interesting times
I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! I must remember to water in the trees. > I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! I must > remember to water in the trees. you're going to water 'IN' the trees???? Is that where the banana is?? >> I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! I must >> remember to water in the trees. >> >you're going to water 'IN' the trees???? > >Is that where the banana is?? She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. JF > She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. Should I assume that the yellow icicle forest is a major tourist attraction? >> She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. > >Should I assume that the yellow icicle forest is a major tourist attraction? In all our snowmobile manuals there's a warning "Don't eat yellow snow." JF > >> She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. > > > >Should I assume that the yellow icicle forest is a major tourist attraction? > > In all our snowmobile manuals there's a warning "Don't eat yellow > snow." Ah, I should have read ahead. >>> She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >JF WTF is a snowmobile? Oh, I know, they're heart donors for my SCCA F5 car.  Signaturedillon Science is when a beautiful theory is killed by an ugly fact. >>>> She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. >>> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Oh, I know, they're heart donors for my SCCA F5 car. I had to look up F500. The closest thing we had up here was what we called Formula Four (if my aging brain isn't tricking me). They were like a go-kart on steroids with a 2-stroke bike engine and 10"wheels/tires like a Mini Cooper S would race on. They were a lot of fun. Not sure if I would like the no suspension deal although that and the clutch thingy would make the operation more affordable. Do you throw a lot of belts? JF >>>>> She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > >JF Not really. Although some people do throw the final drive, either a toothed belt or (more dramatically) a chain. But the cars are actually utterly reliable. Watch Speed next Saturday, 1pm EST. The F5 Runoffs. The only failure there was a cut down tire or, more likely, a broken rim (according to the driver). Setting the CVT is somewhat of a black art. No two cars have the same setup, but the times for the top runners are real close. And lately we've been running close to, or quicker than, the Formual Ford times. For a boatload less money. (like $8000 for a car vs $20,000). Signaturedillon Science is when a beautiful theory is killed by an ugly fact. >>>>>> She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] >we've been running close to, or quicker than, the Formual Ford times. >For a boatload less money. (like $8000 for a car vs $20,000). I'd like to get a look inside a clutch. We went through hell racing sleds back in the early 70's trying to get the alignment and pressure right. It was just trial and error, more error than trial. We'd experiment with fractionally longer and shorter belts by borrowing them off other sleds. Occasionally we'd get lucky and find one that actually worked. Chains were always a problem too. The auto tensioner would break it's spring and then the chain would eat thru the case. Faster than Fords? Wow. A couple of friends of mine were FF champs in Canada at different times. Did you ever see a Ferret FF car? JF > > She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. > > Should I assume that the yellow icicle forest is a major tourist attraction? Don't eat yellow snow! > >> I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! I must > >> remember to water in the trees. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > She lives in the wild west. They don't have indoor plumbing yet. Ha ha. Watering "in" the trees is a quaint custom we have here in the wild west. In late fall before the snow flies and the ground freezes, we give the trees a good watering so that they'll make it through the winter. This is especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. > This is > especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. Is that pronounced ``canucks?'' >> This is >> especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. > > Is that pronounced ``canucks?'' No - I thin it is something that blows - like wind! >>> This is >>> especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. >> >> Is that pronounced ``canucks?'' > > No - I thin it is something that blows - like wind! You insinuating Chinooks blow & Canucks suck? <evil grin> Y'all have fun, time to try for 4 hours of sleep, get up earlier to dive than I do to work. Curtis > >>> This is > >>> especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > You insinuating Chinooks blow & Canucks suck? <evil grin> You're a pistol tonight, big guy! I'm glad you are off to your bed. Sweet dreams. ;^) > You're a pistol tonight, big guy! I'm glad you are off to your bed. > Sweet > dreams. ;^) and off to dive this morning. Easy dive, started with about 1500 psig in the dubs, did a 50 / 14 at 124 ffw max, water was 74 deg F or 23 deg Canadian, teeshirt & shorts. Curtis > >> This is > >> especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. > > > > Is that pronounced ``canucks?'' > > No - I thin it is something that blows - like wind! It doesn't blow like wind, it is a wind. >>> This is >>> especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. >> >> Is that pronounced ``canucks?'' > >No - I thin it is something that blows - like wind! You missed a good op there Joe. I started reading and I had already filled in Canucks where you actually wrote wind. 8) JF > > This is > > especially important in areas like my home that are subject to Chinooks. > > Is that pronounced ``canucks?'' Nope. > > I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! I must > > remember to water in the trees. > > > you're going to water 'IN' the trees???? > > Is that where the banana is?? No, silly, the banana is for wearing on your head. >> you're going to water 'IN' the trees???? >> >> Is that where the banana is?? > > No, silly, the banana is for wearing on your head. As long as you don't start talking monkey....... Curtis >>>I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! I > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > No, silly, the banana is for wearing on your head. In summer, or when you're weary 'bout wearing the banana, you may use it to plug the watering hole in the trees. Mattthias >I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! Maybe so, but I'm tee-shirt diving tomorrow morning, so........how's your water? Curtis > >I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! > > Maybe so, but I'm tee-shirt diving tomorrow morning, so........how's > your water? Nice and toasty . . .coming out of the shower, that is. >> >I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! >> >> Maybe so, but I'm tee-shirt diving tomorrow morning, so........how's >> your water? > > Nice and toasty . . .coming out of the shower, that is. Um, I ain't going diving in your shower....... Curtis > >> >I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! > >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Um, I ain't going diving in your shower....... Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. >> >> >I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! >> >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. You don't have to try. > > Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. > > You don't have to try. I learned everything I know about monkey talk from you. >>>Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. >> >>You don't have to try. > > I learned everything I know about monkey talk from you. is there any spanking here? >>>>Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. >>> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> > is there any spanking here? Who's spanking the monkey? > >>>>Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. > >>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Who's spanking the monkey? I think it's Joe. hee hee >>>>>>Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > hee hee should have read a 'head' > >>>is there any spanking here? > >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > > should have read a 'head' STITCHES!! "Magilla" wrote: >>>>>Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Who's spanking the monkey? I will be soon! >> >> >I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! >> >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. God only knows who you'd pass coming out of there. > >> >> >I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! > >> >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > God only knows who you'd pass coming out of there. Right on cue. >> >> Maybe so, but I'm tee-shirt diving tomorrow morning, > so........how's [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Oh come on . . . If you do, I'll talk monkey to ya. Everyone except Dingy knows gorillas are apes, not monkeys, and this dorilla doesn't monkey around. ;-) Curtis > >> >> Maybe so, but I'm tee-shirt diving tomorrow morning, > > so........how's [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Everyone except Dingy knows gorillas are apes, not monkeys, and this > dorilla doesn't monkey around. ;-) :^) Everyone's just gotta love a big ape. >> Everyone except Dingy knows gorillas are apes, not monkeys, and this >> gorilla doesn't monkey around. ;-) > > :^) > > Everyone's just gotta love a big ape. Quite popular for special talents at times. ;-) Curtis > >> Everyone except Dingy knows gorillas are apes, not monkeys, and this > >> gorilla doesn't monkey around. ;-) [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Quite popular for special talents at times. ;-) I'm not touching that one. ;^) >> > Everyone's just gotta love a big ape. >> >> Quite popular for special talents at times. ;-) > > I'm not touching that one. ;^) Gee, where is your mind tonight? <evil grin> I was talking scuba diving. > >> > Everyone's just gotta love a big ape. > >> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > I was talking scuba diving. LOL. Of course you were. > Everyone's just gotta love a bi gape. What's a gape? > > Everyone's just gotta love a bi gape. > > What's a gape? An opening for you to edit a post? >>>Everyone's just gotta love a bi gape. >> >>What's a gape? > > An opening for you to edit a post? I'm agape. > >>>Everyone's just gotta love a bi gape. > >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > I'm agape. I figured. > I figured. What answer did you get? >> Everyone's just gotta love a bi gape. > > What's a gape? Alvin was having trouble whistling, all he needed was his two front teeth. ;-) Curtis > > I heard today that it is warmer here than it is in Florida. Sweet! I must > remember to water in the trees. Hooo baby, you ain't kidding. It got into the 60's here last night. Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! m >Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! Your bedmate was flatulent? JF > >Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! > > Your bedmate was flatulent? Oh! I thought he meant he was. >> >Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! >> >> Your bedmate was flatulent? > >Oh! I thought he meant he was. Never wear a wetsuit when yer flatulent. The constant rolling over from the shifting bubbles wakes you up. JF >>>>Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Never wear a wetsuit when yer flatulent. The constant rolling over > from the shifting bubbles wakes you up. Not true. It's just like sleeping on an airbed. >>>>>Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! >>>> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >Not true. It's just like sleeping on an airbed. No sh.t? JF >>>>>>Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > No sh.t? Hopefully. >>>>Never wear a wetsuit when yer flatulent. The constant rolling over >>>>from the shifting bubbles wakes you up. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Hopefully. Good answer. JF >>>>>>> Slept in my winter wet suit and a warmwind! >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > Hopefully. and thus you win "The Laugh of the Day Award" !! >>> No sh.t? >> >> Hopefully. > > and thus you win "The Laugh of the Day Award" !! you're gonna make Ding-a-Ling jealous. Curtis Magilla wrote >>>> No sh.t? >>> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > you're gonna make Ding-a-Ling jealous. Bob doesn't get "The Laugh of the Day Award," he is the laugh of the day. Lee >>> and thus you win "The Laugh of the Day Award" !! >> >> you're gonna make Ding-a-Ling jealous. > > Bob doesn't get "The Laugh of the Day Award," he is the laugh of the day. Nominate for subject of "laugh of the year", wonder if the statistics would support it? Curtis |
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