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Scuba Forum / General / November 2005Cozumel prepares to celebrate Bob Ling's triumphant return.
This link suggests that Cozumel is feting all cruise ship arrivals when it fact it is to honor Bob Ling. http://www.cometocozumel.com/english/wilma/default.asp Through my contacts on Cozumel I was able to get the original draft. It was only changed when it was decided that only honoring Bob Ling might slight other cruise ship passengers. However, actual celebrations will make it clear that Cozumel is honoring its most favorite diver. As many of you know, Bob and I have our spats here but I applaud the celebrations honoring Bob and hope that they will be recorded and sold on DVD for the rest of us to enjoy. Congratulations Bob. Ron Lee -- Island-Wide Festival Welcomes The Return to Cozumel of Bob Ling -- COZUMEL, Mexico (Nov. 11, 2005) Residents of Cozumel now have reason to celebrate as they prepare to welcome Bob Ling as he arrives by cruise ship next week, proving that despite Hurricane Wilma, Cozumel remains indebted to the famous diver affectionately known as "Bahia Bob.". Twelve luxury passenger cruise ships will anchor offshore and tender passengers to the island throughout the week, starting Monday, November 14. Ships currently scheduled to visit the island next week include: * Monday: Carnival Triumph, Celebrity Galaxy * Tuesday: Princess Star, Norwegian Sun and Royal Caribbean Jewel of the Seas * Wednesday: Carnival Miracle, Norwegian Majesty, Coral Princess and Celebrity Zenith * Thursday: Royal Caribbean Legend of the Seas * Friday: Royal Caribbean Rhapsody of the Seas * Saturday: Royal Caribbean Enchantment of the Seas To honor the Bob Lings’ return, local government officials and businesses in Cozumel have organized "Festival del Mar Caribe," a week-long fiesta featuring cultural music, festive dance performances, local artisans, roving mariachi bands, lively entertainment and street vendors selling local crafts and paintings. Town Square will be transformed into a lively entertainment venue where Bob Ling will be celebrated throughout the day said Raul Marrufo, director of the Cozumel Tourism Promotion Board. Before arriving on the island, Bob Ling will receive a personal welcome letter from Cozumel Mayor Gustavo Ortega, as well as a complete itinerary for the Festival. "We have organized Festival del Mar Caribe to thank Bob Ling," said Mayor Ortega. > This link suggests that Cozumel is feting all cruise ship arrivals > when it fact it is to celebrate IDIOT Ron Lee's absence because > they learned that IDIOT Ron is not on any of the cruises. > > http://www.cometocozumel.com/english/idiotRondipped.inshit.asp Ron will do anything, even posting news of himself dipped in sh.t, to get attention for himself that otherwise NOBODY will give him. -- Bob. > -- Island-Wide Festival Dips IDIOT Ron Lee in sh.t by the Major -- > [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > where Bob Ling will be celebrated throughout the day said Raul > Marrufo, director of the Cozumel Tourism Promotion Board. > The HIGHLIGHT of the festivities will be paper effigy in the likeness > of IDIOT Ron Lee, with the word "LOCO" prominently displayed under [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > of the pollution brought by the likes of IDIOT Ron Lee," said > Mayor Ortega. Bob must be getting stir crazy on his cruise to resort to such childish words. Very pathetic Bob. Ron Lee >> This link suggests that Cozumel is feting all cruise ship arrivals >> when it fact it is to celebrate IDIOT Ron Lee's absence because [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] >> of the pollution brought by the likes of IDIOT Ron Lee," said >> Mayor Ortega. > Bob must be getting stir crazy on his cruise to resort to such > childish words. Very pathetic Bob. > > Ron Lee As I said, IDIOT Ron, only someone as Stoopid as you're would ... Ron will do anything, even posting news of himself dipped in sh.t, to get attention for himself that otherwise NOBODY will give him > >> This link suggests that Cozumel is feting all cruise ship arrivals > >> when it fact it is to celebrate IDIOT Ron Lee's absence because [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > >> of the pollution brought by the likes of IDIOT Ron Lee," said > >> Mayor Ortega. >> Bob must be getting stir crazy on his cruise to resort to such >> childish words. Very pathetic Bob. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Ron will do anything, even posting news of himself dipped in sh.t, to > get attention for himself that otherwise NOBODY will give him if you had ANY class, you would embarrass your self. obviously you do not. you are the proud parent of the longest stupidest most moronic and dull nitpicking diatribe of any foolish visitor in rec.scuba. >>>> This link suggests that Cozumel is feting all cruise ship arrivals >>>> when it fact it is to celebrate IDIOT Ron Lee's absence because [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] >>>> of the pollution brought by the likes of IDIOT Ron Lee," said >>>> Mayor Ortega. > Bob must be getting stir crazy on his cruise to resort to such > childish words. Very pathetic Bob. > > Ron Lee What childish words, Ron? In response to YOUR childish editing of a news release to make yourself notices? It's quid pro quo: > >> This link suggests that Cozumel is feting all cruise ship arrivals > >> when it fact it is to celebrate IDIOT Ron Lee's absence because [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > >> of the pollution brought by the likes of IDIOT Ron Lee," said > >> Mayor Ortega. Here is another one for you to respond too while on vacation Bob Ling. You really are incapable of behaving like a normal perosn. Ron Lee >> Bob must be getting stir crazy on his cruise to resort to such >> childish words. Very pathetic Bob. [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] >> >> of the pollution brought by the likes of IDIOT Ron Lee," said >> >> Mayor Ortega. > Bob must be getting stir crazy on his cruise to resort to such > childish words. Very pathetic Bob. Either that or he hasn't been able to get a dinner date...  Signature"A bunch of us went down to Gettysburg. Some of us didn't come back. If you weren't there, you'll never understand." --Unknown Infantryman > > Bob must be getting stir crazy on his cruise to resort to such > > childish words. Very pathetic Bob. > > Either that or he hasn't been able to get a dinner date... I have a dinner date with 7 every evening, feasting on lobsters, tiger prawns, filet mignon, and other assortment of dishes lumberjacks like Jammer only dreamed about. Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! -- Bob. > Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! right. > -- Bob. >> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! > > right. Might have believed it if he ordered a Strawberries & Cream Frappuccino. Curtis "Magilla" wrote: > >> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Curtis I didn't order it from you two Bozos! I ordered it to Jammer! I last saw him stumbling on his lumber yard crying out to his employees (says he) "HURRY, you worthless Canuck slaves, get me some hot, black coffee for my Master, the Great Reef Fish." -- Bob. > I didn't order it from you two Bozos! For good reason, I'm sure. > I ordered it to Jammer! I last saw him stumbling on his lumber yard > crying out to his employees (says he) "HURRY, you worthless Canuck > slaves, get me some hot, black coffee for my Master, the Great Reef > Fish." Hate to be mean, but the average person here knows the difference between a carpenter and a lumberjack. You must have your laptop plugged into a mo'dumb. Curtis > Hate to be mean, but the average person here knows the difference > between a carpenter and a lumberjack. He's not average. But he does mean it. Signature"A bunch of us went down to Gettysburg. Some of us didn't come back. If you weren't there, you'll never understand." --Unknown Infantryman > "Magilla" wrote: > > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > slaves, get me some hot, black coffee for my Master, the Great Reef > Fish." And you've noticed how seriously everyone takes you. Tell me, are you related to this guy?: http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/royalty/america/emperor-norton/ > And you've noticed how seriously everyone takes you. Tell me, are you > related to this guy?: > > http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/royalty/america/emperor-norton/ Sounds more like John Kerry. > € I didn't order it from you two Bozos! > € [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/royalty/america/emperor-norton/ but the emperor was much beloved by his subjects, unlike the puffed up reef fish. > but the emperor was much beloved by his subjects, > unlike the puffed up reef fish. I'm sorry, did you say "Puffer Fish"? And another rec.scuba nickname slams home... Signature"A bunch of us went down to Gettysburg. Some of us didn't come back. If you weren't there, you'll never understand." --Unknown Infantryman >> but the emperor was much beloved by his subjects, >> unlike the puffed up reef fish. > > I'm sorry, did you say "Puffer Fish"? actually, self inflated. > And another rec.scuba nickname slams home... his usual NOISE. nj_diver said it best when he posted: nj> ...got the f__k out of this group (rec.scuba) at least 4-5 years ago nj> because of the constant feeding of the trolls such as Jammer and Bob nj> Crownfield and re-subscribed yesterday afternoon but what do I see in nj> my mailbox this morning???? The same f__king troll feedings!!! nj> nj> Some one PLEASE do the world a favor and drown the bastards! To readers of the cross-posted groups of rec.travel.europe, rec.knives, and rec.scuba.equipment, my replies to cross-posting by IDIOT Ron Lee or Bob Crownfield to these groups will NOT appear in these groups. -- Bob. Poor Bob Ling. No one loves him. He must call everyone names in a failed attempt to make himself look better. I might even shed a tear for him tonight. Ron Lee >his usual NOISE. > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >-- Bob. > I might even shed a tear for him tonight. > > Ron Lee > >nj_diver said it best when he posted: > > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > > >-- Bob. Poor Anal Fixation Poster Child is going to shed a tear tonight, says he. Drown your self in your tear, as suggested by nj_diver. -- Bob. >> I might even shed a tear for him tonight. >> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > -- Bob. > his usual NOISE. > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > -- Bob. > And you've noticed how seriously everyone takes you. Tell me, are you > related to this guy?: > > http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/royalty/america/emperor-norton/ Oh, ouch... We see a definite family resemblance! Signature"A bunch of us went down to Gettysburg. Some of us didn't come back. If you weren't there, you'll never understand." --Unknown Infantryman > "Magilla" wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > slaves, get me some hot, black coffee for my Master, the Great Reef > Fish." right. that surely sounds like the jammer we all know and love. either that, or we have one of those clueless oldies running on and on. > -- Bob. > "Magilla" wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > slaves, get me some hot, black coffee for my Master, the Great Reef > Fish." looks like esl problems here. > -- Bob. >Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! > >-- Bob. I suspect that Bob Ling has an inferiority complex based upon his pompous self-aggrandizing statements. Poor Bob. See Bob claim to be wonderful. See Bob ridiculed by all around him. Sad. So very sad Bob. Now grow up. Ron Lee >> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > See Bob ridiculed by all around him. > Sad. So very sad Bob. and thus you win "The Laugh of the Day Award" > Ron Lee > >> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! > >> > >> -- Bob. > > see Bob abuse everyone who disagrees with him. What have you two disagreed with me other than you acting and behaving like an IDIOT and I called you an IDIOT? > and thus you win "The Laugh of the Day Award" Bob Crownfield, IDIOTS laugh at just about anything, especially the babble from another idiot. You two have just joined the company of ng celebs: rec.travel.europe and rec.travel.air: "Greg and Evelyn - two Trolls that pass in the night" See: http://tinyurl.com/73273 Evelyn and Greg prompted two newcomers in rec.travel.cruises to join them, in "Ben (Tyner) and Jean (O'Boyle) - two Trolls that pass in the night" See: http://tinyurl.com/7sq4g Green with envy that their YEARS of Mental Midgetry in rec.scuba did not bring them such recognition as Evelyn-Greg, Ben-Jean, Lyle and Mike begged and begged for the recognition, which I am bestowing on them now: "Lyle (Harwood) and Mike (Gramman-581) - two Trolls that pass in the night" Now the two IDIOTS, Ron Lee and Bob Crownfield, who had been wallowing in the sewege of rec.scuba for years, couldn't stand the fact that Jammer and Grummy beat them to the honor in rec.scuba, begged and kowtowed till there are huge BUMPS in their heads to plead for their recognition. For their shameless begging, I now award them the CONSOLATION prize in rec.scuba, the second-class citizen of the masochistic Trolls, in "IDIOTS Ron Lee and Bob Crownfield - two Trolls that pass in the night (Consolation Prize in rec.scuba)" Now you can go worship and kiss someone else's a.s! -- Bob. "Reef Fish" Hey Ding-a-Ling, Why do you insist on starting all your silly little ranting threads cross posted? Curtis Magilla wrote: > "Reef Fish" > > Hey Ding-a-Ling, > > Why do you insist on starting all your silly little ranting threads > cross posted? Same reason as YOU cross-posting. Because IDIOT Ron Lee the Anal Fixation Poster Boy of the Year in rec.scuba started THIS thread (if you know how to use Google to read threads) cross-posting: From: nospamron...@pcisys.net (Ron Lee) Newsgroups: rec.scuba.locations,rec.scuba Subject: Cozumel prepares to celebrate Bob Ling's triumphant return. Date: Sun, 13 Nov 2005 21:44:09 GMT That's the first post of this thread -- in case you still haven't caught on. Is that why the DING-DONGs call you a gorilla because of how DUMB you are, Curtis? -- Bob. > Is that why the DING-DONGs call you a gorilla because of how DUMB > you are, Curtis? But Ding-a-Ling, you coconut head, I am not DUMB, I speak fluent English......know what I mean? Curtis > "Reef Fish" > > Hey Ding-a-Ling, > > Why do you insist on starting all your silly little ranting threads > cross posted? More bang for the cruise buck? >> Hey Ding-a-Ling, >> >> Why do you insist on starting all your silly little ranting threads >> cross posted? > > More bang for the cruise buck? Must be. Crop one subject line, he'll start another leaving in the cross posting again. Then he projects to blame us. Must be a really sucky cruise, I'd damn sure never take a 'puter up into cave country, would have better things to do. Imagine if we do a cruise next summer for our Silver, probably won't even bring a cellphone, and damn sure won't be posting.......(hell, figure I will probably even pass on scuba). ;-) Curtis >> "Reef Fish" >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > More bang for the cruise buck? Ahoy! >>>> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! >>>> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Now you can go worship and kiss someone else's a.s! really creative and intelligent, bob. > -- Bob. > >>>> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! > >>>> [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > really creative and intelligent, bob. See subject. >>>>>> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! >>>>>> >>>>>> -- Bob. >>>>> see Bob abuse everyone who disagrees with him. >>> Now you can go worship and kiss someone else's a.s! >> really creative and intelligent, bob. you really do have an anal fixation, and must doubt your own intelligence, since if you were really secure yourself, you would not abuse those you knew to be less fortunate than yourself. And still Bob displays his unique sense of civility using name-calling and other childish antics. Learn to relax and be civil Bob. It will serve you well in your journey through life. Ron Lee >> >> Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! >> >> [quoted text clipped - 46 lines] > >-- Bob. > And still Bob displays his unique sense of civility using name-calling > and other childish antics. Learn to relax and be civil Bob. It will [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] >> >> -- Bob. > >Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! > > > >-- Bob. > > I suspect that Bob Ling has an inferiority complex based upon his > pompous self-aggrandizing statements. What's really funny is that like the mean/average thing, he can't even quote right... Signature"A bunch of us went down to Gettysburg. Some of us didn't come back. If you weren't there, you'll never understand." --Unknown Infantryman > > >Bring me a cup of coffee, Jammer! Hot. And Black! At once! > > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > What's really funny is that like the mean/average thing, he can't even > quote right... Who's quoting? Don't flatter yourself, Jammer. I was just PARAPHRASING something I often heard some Canuck idiot say. As for any statistical "things" that idiots like yourself can hardly be expected to understand, you should check why there is NO MORE idiots in the rec.stat.math group daring to flame me anymore -- after I had made over 500 posts there this year over 100 statistical topics, and identified most of the Quacks, malpractioners, and IDIOTS there, the analogues of IDIOTS in rec.scuba and other newsgroups. They LEARNED their lessons, because they are PROFESSIONALS in that field. The IDIOTS in other newsgroups learned their lessons too because they are not AS DUMB as the idiots in rec.scuba. Unlike Clueless Oldies in rec.scuba, the likes of Ron Lee, Bob Crownfield, and Jammer, who are just too DUMB to learn. Reality IS funny, isn't it, Jammie. Bring the hot coffed, and make it BLACK, pronto! -- Bob. > As for any statistical "things" that idiots like yourself can hardly be > expected > to understand, you should check why there is NO MORE idiots in the > rec.stat.math group daring to flame me anymore -- after I had made over > 500 posts there this year over 100 statistical topics . . . That would be reason enough for me. Lee > As for any statistical "things" that idiots like yourself can hardly be > expected [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > the Quacks, malpractioners, and IDIOTS there, the analogues of IDIOTS > in rec.scuba and other newsgroups. APPLAUSE <puke> > They LEARNED their lessons, because they are PROFESSIONALS in > that field. The IDIOTS in other newsgroups learned their lessons too [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Crownfield, > and Jammer, who are just too DUMB to learn. So teach us all about scuba, oh great one....... Curtis |
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