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Scuba Forum / General / September 2005Need someone to live in Hawai'i for a month
I'm thinking particularly of scooter and his ilk. You'd have to replace me while I'm doing charity work in the Micronesians. Do you think your man enough? LOL! > I'm thinking particularly of scooter and his ilk. > You'd have to replace me while I'm doing charity work in the Micronesians. > Do you think your man enough? LOL! Being a man has nothing to do with replacing you, but let's entertain your fantasy. I live within sight of two active volcanoes (part of the Cascade range) to the east and the Olympics to the west. I live within a half hour of some of the best diving on earth (we are soon moving to be within 5 minutes distance, and will be at the base of the Olympics). I can go shooting any time I please. My work is done from right here at my desk, and I keep getting more and better contracts. I have a life, a lovely, wonderful woman, and two primo dogs. My kids are grown and out f.cking their lives up as fast as they can. Why would I want to be stuck on a shitty little island out in the middle of the Pacific for any amount of time, least of all to help you in any way? You're not very bright, are you? > You're not very bright, are you? <snort> Maybe so but I sure know how to push your buttons. LOL Now I must go and feed my labs and then head out to clear some jungle. The side yard is getting so over-grown again that it makes it hard to get a good sight on the d@mn chickens. You take care of yourself. Do some diving and lay of the bottle. suds > <snort> Maybe so but I sure know how to push your buttons. LOL Try not to flatter yourself so much, it doesnt suit you or your politics. > Now I must go and feed my labs and then head out to clear some jungle. http://www.washingtonakitagroup.com/beginning.htm http://www.washingtonakitagroup.com/harley.JPG We have had him for almost 2 years now. The a.shole that named him "Harley" (what kind of speed freak/dildo would name an Akita Harley?) also kicked 1/2 the teeth out of the left side of his head, and busted a bunch of his ribs on that side, all of which healed all bent up. He weighed 66 pounds when we got him, he is 125 now, and fit as a fiddle. But, I must say, I have always had a special place in my heart for labs. Great dogs; some of the best, most loyal and hard working/playing dogs ever invented. > The side yard is getting so over-grown again that it makes it hard to get a good > sight on the d@mn chickens. http://www.dnrws.com/model_34.html Or, I make a damned fine suppressor for a .22 rifle. "Gentleman's accessories." So as not to disturb the neighbors when you off their f.cking screaming chicken or garbage sucking/garden-digging-and-sh.tting-in/midnight howling cat. > You take care of yourself. Do some diving and lay of the bottle. Too busy to drink much lately. Couple cold Heffe's is about it. Have visiting dignitaries coming Friday night though... > "Suds (Popeye's friend)" <walkthetalk@blowhard.com> wrote in message Yep, labs are good dogs. And that's from a man who doesn't like dogs. Not that I don't like dogs, I just don't like the responsibility of owning a dog. Of course, the person who doesn't want the dog always winds up being the person who cares for the dog ... but we won't go there. Don't need a silencer, thank you. The neighbors all know that I shoot the chickens. It's with their permission. And I use a pellet gun. It's with no joy that I kill the d@mn things but after two years I haven't found a better way solve the problem. Got my own "dignitaries" coming in on Saturday. Old, dear friends from our days in Mew Mexico. I spent today clearing jungle, tomorrow I'll be steam cleaning carpets. Like "old Brownie," I've got to go hug my wife, have a good Mexican meal a very large margarita. Your old pal. suds > Yep, labs are good dogs. And that's from a man who doesn't like dogs. What kind of human doesnt like the keeper of the faith? The best friend you could ever know? A dog wont rip you off, lie to you, f.ck you over or stand by while you get your a.s kicked. A man that doesnt like dogs is suspicious to me. A dog is a jewel, a gift from mother nature, truly mans best friend. A dog would give his life to protect you or your wife without hesitation. > Don't need a silencer, thank you. The neighbors all know that I shoot the > chickens. It's with their permission. And I use a pellet gun. It's with > no joy that I kill the d@mn things but after two years I haven't found a > better way solve the problem. Killing isnt a joyful thing, just one of those things that has to be done. > Got my own "dignitaries" coming in on Saturday. Old, dear friends from our > days in Mew Mexico. I spent today clearing jungle, tomorrow I'll be steam > cleaning carpets. Amazing. One of the folks hitting here is from New Mexico (he hates it there). This ole world aint all that big. > Like "old Brownie," I've got to go hug my wife, have a good Mexican meal a > very large margarita. Ade makes a pan full of crab enchiladas that is to die for. > Your old pal. Man, you are spunky. I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. > I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. I had sushi in Albuquerque just to prove it could be done. King Sushi, near the train station. I'm not sure if that's what made me sick, or else it was the nasty Amtrak food, but I was laid up pretty good for quite a while. >> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. > > I had sushi in Albuquerque just to prove it could be done. King Sushi, > near the train station. I'm not sure if that's what made me sick, or else > it was the nasty Amtrak food, but I was laid up pretty good for quite a > while. Get off the train. If you're hungry, eat at Sadie's. It's near the train station. Fantastic New Mexican cuisine. (My black lab is named after that restaurant. "Suds" is just her nick name.) Then go hiking. A fantastically beautiful state. I used to love hiking there. I could drive an hour out of ABQ, get out of my car, and walk all day without meeting another soul. Just me and old "suds." > Get off the train. We did. Headed to Santa Fe to meet up with relatives for Thanksgiving. I was coming down with the flu already and seeing my relatives made it worse. Stayed a few nights at the La Fonda, had Thanksgiving dinner at the Inn of the Anasazi, plenty of breakfasts/lunches at Cafe Pasquale, and obligatory margaritas (and dinner) at Maria's. A fun time, while I was in bed with a 101-degree fever in between margaritas and relative visitings. The train ride back was horrible, even with the sushi prelude. Unlike the ride there, they didn't upgrade us to the deluxe room, and our "roomette" was a very uncomfortable closet. So much for Amtrak. I'd fly next time in a heartbeat, but I hadn't taken the train in many years and thought it would be "romantic". Romantics obviously never had the flu. >> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. > > I had sushi in Albuquerque just to prove it could be done. King Sushi, > near the train station. I'm not sure if that's what made me sick, or else > it was the nasty Amtrak food, but I was laid up pretty good for quite a > while. It works different in the Keys. I fed this really hot drunk chick Sashimi with chop sticks and and she jumped naked in a pool. But I spent the night with Limey Dave, so I guess in the end it worked out pretty much the same.  Signature"Every man feels meanly towards himself for not having been a soldier". Dr. Johnson >>> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. >> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > But I spent the night with Limey Dave, so I guess in the end it worked > out pretty much the same. Oh God, YUCK! I haven't even had breakfast yet. >>>> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. >>> [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > Oh God, YUCK! I haven't even had breakfast yet. HEY! Don't knock it, until you've tried it..........3 or 4 times. LD. >>>>> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >> > HEY! Don't knock it, until you've tried it..........3 or 4 times. A good time was had by all... Lookin forward to the next gig. > LD. >>>>>> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > > Lookin forward to the next gig. Got a time frame yet? More than 3hrs notice would be better this time. The 2hr drive almost killed me! ;0) LD. >>> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I fed this really hot drunk chick Sashimi with chop sticks and and she > jumped naked in a pool. I woulda stayed with her...... > But I spent the night with Limey Dave, so I guess in the end it worked > out pretty much the same. same as being sick on the train??? Last time I'll grace your rig with my prescence, dammit! LD. >>>> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. >>> [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > same as being sick on the train??? Last time I'll grace your rig with my > prescence, dammit! It's not that I don't love you, but you're a poor match at 3am for a wet, drunk, naked chick that owns a dive boat. > LD. >>>>> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > It's not that I don't love you, but you're a poor match at 3am for a wet, > drunk, naked chick that owns a dive boat. That's true. I'm not a chick!!!! Nice set up. LD. > > But I spent the night with Limey Dave, so I guess in the end it worked > > out pretty much the same. > > > same as being sick on the train??? Last time I'll grace your rig with my > prescence, dammit! You guys weren't spooning, were ya? Gad!!!!!!! I'm blind, I'm blind!!!!!! shudder >> > But I spent the night with Limey Dave, so I guess in the end it worked >> > out pretty much the same. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > You guys weren't spooning, were ya? You kidding? Not often I can be the little guy in the group, but when flanked by Popeye and Curtis.......cripes! > Gad!!!!!!! I'm blind, I'm blind!!!!!! > > shudder when you back in lickerdale, blind chicker??? LD. > > You guys weren't spooning, were ya? > > You kidding? Not often I can be the little guy in the group, but when > flanked by Popeye and Curtis.......cripes! OMG! All three of you were tucked up in his sleeper?? Aaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! Red hot pokers in my brain imagery! > > Gad!!!!!!! I'm blind, I'm blind!!!!!! > > > > shudder > > > when you back in lickerdale, blind chicker??? I dunno. You buyin'? > OMG! All three of you were tucked up in his sleeper?? The image gets you all hot and bothered? > I dunno. You buyin'? Why? Are you for sale? <snicker> > > OMG! All three of you were tucked up in his sleeper?? > > The image gets you all hot and bothered? What part of "I'm blind, I'm blind!!!" didntja understand? > > I dunno. You buyin'? > > Why? Are you for sale? <snicker> I'm not cheap but . . . ' ' ' ' ' ' ' I'm gracious enough to let you buy me a drink. > What part of "I'm blind, I'm blind!!!" didntja understand? It made you blind? Wow, that's *really* hot and bothered... You're certifiably sick, ya' know... >> > You guys weren't spooning, were ya? >> >> You kidding? Not often I can be the little guy in the group, but when >> flanked by Popeye and Curtis.......cripes! > > OMG! All three of you were tucked up in his sleeper?? They don't make trucks big enough! > Aaaaaggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh! Red hot pokers in my brain imagery! > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > I dunno. You buyin'? A beer, fer shure. LD. > I had sushi in Albuquerque just to prove it could be done. Apparently you failed. > King Sushi, near > the train station. I'm not sure if that's what made me sick, or else it was > the nasty Amtrak food, but I was laid up pretty good for quite a while. > I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. I hate all places with concentrated populations. How elbow room you get on Hawaii? The dez is a great place, especially when you get up in the mountains and rock formations. Ade and I sat through an amazing cloud burst/thunder storm north out of Shiprock as we were coming down out of Utah and Arches National Park. If memory serves, it is all part of the Great Basin. > Ade and I sat through an amazing cloud burst/thunder storm north out of > Shiprock as we were coming down out of Utah and Arches National Park. > > If memory serves, it is all part of the Great Basin. Where's the Tidy Bowl Man when you need him? >> I loved New Mexico, I hated Albuquerque. > [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > If memory serves, it is all part of the Great Basin. Ahh, good old route 666. Can you believe that there are people who want to rename that road. They consider it an affront to the religion. LOL What I really loved about driving that route was that right there, just outside of Farmington, where we would turn onto 666 when driving from ABQ to SLC, was a Baptist Church. That used to just crack me up. Oahu has a population of ~900,000. 750,000 of whom live in the Honolulu metro area. You get to some of the outer islands, like Molokai'i, and the population drops into the thousands. > Ahh, good old route 666. Can you believe that there are people who want to > rename that road. They consider it an affront to the religion. LOL What I > really loved about driving that route was that right there, just outside of > Farmington, where we would turn onto 666 when driving from ABQ to SLC, was > a Baptist Church. That used to just crack me up. The number comes from Rev:13:18; " Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six." Doesn't say anything about roads or buildings, credit card numbers or any other nonsense. http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/infrastructure/us666.htm But, apparently it was renamed. > Oahu has a population of ~900,000. 750,000 of whom live in the Honolulu > metro area. You get to some of the outer islands, like Molokai'i, and the > population drops into the thousands. Arent some of those islands off limits to Haoulies, or is that urban legend? "The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history." -- Robert A Heinlein You ment "haole." This is the only state in the nation where it is legal and even encouraged to be a racists. I've sat at dinner with very fine, well dressed folks who refer to me as a "haole." They insist it is not a racist term. Just a description: like asian-american or latino. As I leave that dinner and walk down the street to my car, someone will drive by and scream: "you f*cking haole." "HAOLE" IS A RACIST TERM! However, the racism is on your part! Now do something about it! Didja ever hear about "Kill a Haoie Day!"? On the last day of school ... for decades .... the Haole kids were roughed-up and worse! It is the Code Red of Hawaii. Unspoken outside cause of how it would effect tourism. About 60 years ago it also included the Japanese as the target population. After Pearl Harbor .... the Japanese took control of both State & City Government. Almost like a secret deal was made on the battleship Missouri after US dropped the bomb. Kinda like ... sorry .... you can have Hawaii }^; None of this effects the Groups topic ... still some of the Best Scuba Diving on the Planet! P.S. If you ever find out who kicked out that Dogs teeth and broke his ribs .... Please Post ... would love to get the identity of abusers aka bullies of animals or people known to one + all! Anyone remember the movie "Star Chamber" (think it was called) with Michael Douglas about Judges turned Vigalanties? Where do I sign-up? Maybe I'll start a Group? Why not ... Pat Robertson can advocate and solicit for Captiol Murder on TV and not get a Federal Inditment! I rather favor the Spike from "Angel" method of torture for those who favor torture of others. Can never equal the pain they inflected on others but at least give it a go! > P.S. If you ever find out who kicked out that Dogs teeth and broke his > ribs .... Please Post ... would love to get the identity of abusers aka > bullies of animals or people known to one + all! No, all we could learn was that he was in jail for manufacture of meth and for animal abuse. To be honest I am glad they wont tell us. I would be bound by duty and honor to go chain him, by the neck, to something, feed him generic dog food once a week whether he needed it or not, and kick his teeth out and ribs in. Important thing is that Hansamu is all better now. In a home with people who love him, good food and a nice bed to sleep in. > I would be bound by duty and honor to go chain him, by the neck, to > something What, do you know of a strip of asphalt with his name on it? > Didja ever hear about "Kill a Haoie Day!"? I like this guy... > On the last day of school ... for decades .... the Haole kids were > roughed-up and worse! [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > favor torture of others. Can never equal the pain they inflected on > others but at least give it a go! > Why would I want to be stuck on a shitty little island out in the middle of > the Pacific for any amount of time, least of all to help you in any way? I guess I must have misunderstood his post... I thought he was just looking for someone to f.ck his wife... > > Why would I want to be stuck on a shitty little island out in the middle > of > > the Pacific for any amount of time, least of all to help you in any way? > > I guess I must have misunderstood his post... I thought he was just looking > for someone to f.ck his wife... <cough> I wouldnt toss Ade for anything, let alone a woman that would have a man that doesnt work. > I wouldnt toss Ade for anything, let alone a woman that would have a man > that doesnt work. You are a very slow learner, aren't you. Now what was I reading aobut this "Ade" ... LOL > > I wouldnt toss Ade for anything, let alone a woman that would have a man > > that doesnt work. > You are a very slow learner, aren't you. Actually, I am pretty quick. I just dont do bullshit. > Now what was I reading aobut this "Ade" ... LOL Depends upon who wrote it. Ask anyone here who has ever been here and met us. The rest arent a pimple. Signature"Every man feels meanly towards himself for not having been a soldier". Dr. Johnson > >> I wouldnt toss Ade for anything, let alone a woman that would have a man [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Now what was I reading aobut this "Ade" ... LOL Signature"Every man feels meanly towards himself for not having been a soldier". Dr. Johnson > >> I wouldnt toss Ade for anything, let alone a woman that would have a man [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Now what was I reading aobut this "Ade" ... LOL >> I wouldnt toss Ade for anything, let alone a woman that would have a man >> that doesnt work. > > You are a very slow learner, aren't you. "Every man feels meanly towards himself for not having been a soldier". Dr. Johnson |
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