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Lobster Rage!

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Richard - 10 Feb 2005 16:39 GMT
Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?

I'm trying to find out how much damage an average sized lobster could do if
it got hold of a diver.  No doubt they can give a painful nip but are the
claws strong enough to tear neoprene gloves? Break skin?  Break bones?  Chop
bits off the unwary?

Do tell of your encounters.  I'm all ears (at least until the dive season
starts again).

Richard
Lee Bell - 10 Feb 2005 17:14 GMT
> Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?  I'm trying to find out how
> much damage an average sized lobster could
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> your encounters.  I'm all ears (at least until
> the dive season starts again).

Real lobster don't have claws.  Oh, you mean the mushy, tasteless, cold
water variety.  Yes, they can tear neoprene gloves, yes, they can break
skin.  Break bones, well, maybe.  Chop off bits?  I'm not going to be the
one to test that one.

Dive season starts and ends?

Lee
Florida (like you didn't know)
Graham Gowland - 10 Feb 2005 23:38 GMT
> skin.  Break bones, well, maybe.  Chop off bits?  I'm not going to be the
> one to test that one.
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> Lee
> Florida (like you didn't know)

Cold water lobbie

Caught one once off Anglesey... Chucked him in the bottom of the RIB and
forgot about it till the engine started to miss-fire... Found him clamped to
the fuel line - not quite cutting through it, but blooming close.

Not broken any bones, but very close!

Some Lobbies & crabs open their claws very quickly to clamp into holes -
others close very quickly & hard, presumably in self defence....
Tony Howard - 11 Feb 2005 06:52 GMT
> Real lobster don't have claws.  Oh, you mean the mushy, tasteless, cold
> water variety.  Yes, they can tear neoprene gloves, yes, they can break
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> Lee
> Florida (like you didn't know)

Just like a redneck to be afraid of everything that can possibly fight back,
unless he's got his  shotgun!

Cold water lobsters are just as tasty as the warm water variety and with the
added bonuses of extra meat in the claws (which IMNSHO is the best meat,
just like crabs), and knowing that you had to work to get it.
Grumman-581 - 11 Feb 2005 07:10 GMT
> Cold water lobsters are just as tasty as the warm water variety and with the
> added bonuses of extra meat in the claws (which IMNSHO is the best meat,
> just like crabs), and knowing that you had to work to get it.

Work at it?  I don't see the big fuckin' deal... Shoot the f.cker with your
Glock, tie him onto a lift bag, send him up to the crew on the boat who
should already have a boiling pot ready for him...
Dillon Pyron - 13 Feb 2005 17:33 GMT
>> Cold water lobsters are just as tasty as the warm water variety and with
>the
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>Glock, tie him onto a lift bag, send him up to the crew on the boat who
>should already have a boiling pot ready for him...

Whoa there, buckaroo.  Half the fun of cooking a lobster is dropping
them into a boiling pot while still alive.

Most of the posters here (US, at any rate) should remember Larry the
Lobster.  The sucker got a reprieve.  It was also the first use of 900
numbers in the US.

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Ron Natalie - 13 Feb 2005 17:09 GMT
> Whoa there, buckaroo.  Half the fun of cooking a lobster is dropping
> them into a boiling pot while still alive.

We always race ours against each other before we cook them.

You can also microwave them, but if you're squemish you've got about
30 seconds to get out before they start banging on the door asking to
be let out.
Lee Bell - 11 Feb 2005 07:13 GMT
> Just like a redneck to be afraid of everything that can possibly fight
> back,
> unless he's got his  shotgun!

Smile when you say that son.

> Cold water lobsters are just as tasty as the warm water variety and with
> the
> added bonuses of extra meat in the claws (which IMNSHO is the best meat,
> just like crabs), and knowing that you had to work to get it.

If you compare carefully, you'll find that the tail makes up more of a Spiny
lobster than it does on a Maine lobster.  I'm not sure it's enough larger to
completely make up for the claws, but it's a start.  I agree that the claw
meat is the best on a cold water lobster.  Problem is, the best meat on a
cold water lobster is not as good, IMNSHO, as the tail meat on a Spiny.  As
for working for it, I doubt that any lobster comes along quietly.

Lee
Grumman-581 - 11 Feb 2005 07:16 GMT
> Problem is, the best meat on a cold water lobster is not as
> good, IMNSHO, as the tail meat on a Spiny.

So, when does lobster season open in FL?  Turned out that crab season wasn't
open in Seattle when I was up there and Scott and I didn't get to go catch
any of them...
Lee Bell - 11 Feb 2005 18:28 GMT
It's open until the end of March.  It opens again in early August.

Lee

>> Problem is, the best meat on a cold water lobster is not as
>> good, IMNSHO, as the tail meat on a Spiny.
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> open in Seattle when I was up there and Scott and I didn't get to go catch
> any of them...
Grumman-581 - 11 Feb 2005 18:54 GMT
> It's open until the end of March.  It opens again in early August.

Pretty long season... I guess the March to August timeframe is their
breeding season?
Lee Bell - 11 Feb 2005 19:06 GMT
>> It's open until the end of March.  It opens again in early August.
>
> Pretty long season... I guess the March to August timeframe is their
> breeding season?

I haven't a clue, but since I've now confirmed that the season is still
open, guess I'd better check to see if it's legal to take them off the
Spiegel Grove.  I don't expect it's the best place for lobstering, but you
never know what will turn up.  If they're legal, I want to be prepared to
take a few.  I have a grand total of none in my freezer for the first time
in a few years.

Lee
Spear Chucky - 10 Feb 2005 17:37 GMT
> Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?

I heard of this chick catching a 13 lb'r off Daytona and in the two handed
struggle got her thumb caught in its beak, loosing her nail and it looking
like Jack Horner when she finally got it out.

Whether she was able to bag the monster, dun'know

> I'm trying to find out how much damage an average sized lobster could do
> if
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>
> Richard
Steve Barlow - 10 Feb 2005 19:46 GMT
>Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
>
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>Do tell of your encounters.  I'm all ears (at least until the dive season
>starts again).

The big claw on a 4lb plus lobster can crush a scallop (pecten maximus) shell.

I used one to show a fellow diver that it was not a good idea to put you boot
into the claw.
He said but they had steel toe caps , I mentioned that was only the top.
He stopped quick.

--
Steve Barlow
McBad - 10 Feb 2005 21:08 GMT
> Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
>
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>
> Richard

I heard a story, which I have no reason to doubt, of a decent size lobster
flopping around in the bottom of a rib with the pleased divers' kit.
Apparantly it latched onto the second stage of a psiedon (?sp) valve and
crushed it comprehensively.  Diver not so pleased!

M
Al Wells - 10 Feb 2005 21:38 GMT
> Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
>
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> Do tell of your encounters.  I'm all ears (at least until the dive season
> starts again).

I know 2 people who had their light cords cut by NY lobsters, causing
the lights to flood and suffer hundreds of dollars in damage.
Lee Mitchell - 10 Feb 2005 21:54 GMT
> Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
>
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> Chop
> bits off the unwary?

Got my thumb neatly pierced by an approx. 1.5lb one before. Fortunately the
top part of the claw slid down the side of the nail rather than puncture
right through it. It did make my eyes water a bit.
My buddies were immediately very concerned and dealt with their anxiety
through the well known displacement activity of rolling around laughing
hysterically and wiping away the tears that were running down their cheeks.

It's the little buggers you've got to watch out for.
Lee
Crownfield - 10 Feb 2005 23:37 GMT
> > Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
> >
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>
> It's the little buggers you've got to watch out for.

Very Big maine lobsters (real lobsters) run 45-55 lbs.
If you ever see one that big,
you will reconsider sticking your arm into dark holes.

even 10 lbs is intimidating.

> Lee
Lee Bell - 11 Feb 2005 03:01 GMT
> Very Big maine lobsters (real lobsters) run 45-55 lbs.
> If you ever see one that big,
> you will reconsider sticking your arm into dark holes.
> even 10 lbs is intimidating.

I'll believe in a 55 lb lobster when I see it on my plate, not before.

Lee
Crownfield - 11 Feb 2005 03:35 GMT
> > Very Big maine lobsters (real lobsters) run 45-55 lbs.
> > If you ever see one that big,
> > you will reconsider sticking your arm into dark holes.
> > even 10 lbs is intimidating.
>
> I'll believe in a 55 lb lobster when I see it on my plate, not before.

about 8 years ago, a nj diver caught one on a wreck.
they were guessing about 52 lbs.

> Lee
Lee Bell - 11 Feb 2005 07:07 GMT
>> I'll believe in a 55 lb lobster when I see it on my plate, not before.
>
> about 8 years ago, a nj diver caught one on a wreck.
> they were guessing about 52 lbs.

Just goes to show you can't trust them yankees.  On the plate . . . then I
believe.

Lee
Michael Worsley - 11 Feb 2005 11:35 GMT
> >> I'll believe in a 55 lb lobster when I see it on my plate, not before.
> >
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> Just goes to show you can't trust them yankees.  On the plate . . . then I
> believe.

Try hitting lobster into http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/ -- world
record is apparantly from 1977 and weighed in at 44lbs...

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CAS - 13 Feb 2005 17:03 GMT
> > >> I'll believe in a 55 lb lobster when I see it on my plate, not before.
> > >
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> Try hitting lobster into http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/ -- world
> record is apparantly from 1977 and weighed in at 44lbs...

Even at 44lb...

...bloody hell!

CAS
Steve Parry - 11 Feb 2005 15:22 GMT
Lee Bell fumbled, fiddled and fingered:

>>> I'll believe in a 55 lb lobster when I see it on my plate, not
>>> before.
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>
> Lee
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/gwr5/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=51451

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Wracker - 10 Feb 2005 23:08 GMT
> Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
>
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>
> Richard

I dive of LI New York, and the larger lobster are indeed capable of
breaking bone, I have had a few freinds with broken bones in the hands.
The largest lobster I bagged was just over 10lbs, and while he did get
a hold of me I was lucky nothing broke as he was a quiter. I have gone
after 20 lbs (unsucessfully) and the biggest concern with them is they
can break your wrist. AS for cuts I have seen many divers need a stitch
or two after getting tagged, general the smaller ones are the sharp
ones. Keep in mind that the maine lobsters have 1 ripper claw (these
are the one that cut people) and 1 crusher (these can be the bone
breakers. Lastly, the ones that fight the hardest are female with eggs,
everytime I have been clawed good its been a bug with eggs.
TonyP - 10 Feb 2005 23:36 GMT
> I dive of LI New York, and the larger lobster are indeed capable of
> breaking bone, I have had a few freinds with broken bones in the hands.
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> breakers. Lastly, the ones that fight the hardest are female with eggs,
> everytime I have been clawed good its been a bug with eggs.

Wow.. you beat me to it! I too dive LI, NY and go lobstering. I have had
my thumb sliced while being clawed. If it weren't for the thumb nail, I
would have been cut all the way through. When I took my glove off on the
boat, lots of blood came out. And yes, I did get the lobster. I was
wearing 5mm neoprene gloves. A buddy of mine had a piece of his thumb
chopped off. He didn't get the lobster. Fellow divers have come up with
deeply bruised fingers from being clawed.
I agree, the females with eggs will fight you to the end. As soon as I
get a hold of a lobster, I know right away from the fighting if it is a
female with eggs. Little lobsters seem to fight a lot. They are quicker
than their bigger relatives. The big ones (have have caught 8 and 10
pounders) fight, but are slow. You certainly DON'T want a large lobster
getting their pincer claw on you. You will be missing soming. And, they
don't let go.

BTW... what wrecks have you dove off LI?
Wracker - 11 Feb 2005 19:56 GMT
> BTW... what wrecks have you dove off LI?

In the last 16 years I hit about 90 different wrecks up here. Most of
the popular ones (ie. San Diego, RMS Oregon, Stolt etc.) and a bunch
down the road less traveled (Scallop wreck, Across, three fares, etc.).
TonyP - 12 Feb 2005 03:17 GMT
>>BTW... what wrecks have you dove off LI?

> In the last 16 years I hit about 90 different wrecks up here. Most of
> the popular ones (ie. San Diego, RMS Oregon, Stolt etc.) and a bunch
> down the road less traveled (Scallop wreck, Across, three fares, etc.).

I too have dove the popular ones, a few "no name" wrecks, wrecks off of
Jersey along with the Texas Tower, Doria and a few of the mud hole
wrecks. I can't wait for the dive season to start. We charter a boat out
of Freeport from June-Sept for our weekly Sunday dives. We dive before
that (as soon as the boat hits the water), but "run the show" during
that time period.
Lee Mitchell - 11 Feb 2005 20:40 GMT
> Wracker wrote.
>
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> their pincer claw on you. You will be missing soming. And, they don't let
> go.

What's wrong with you septics? At least I was on the surface & was a bit
careless when I let one get me. You guys obviously need to improve your
technique! A bit more guile, a bit less brute force & ignorance.

Lee
TonyP - 12 Feb 2005 03:20 GMT
>>Wracker wrote.
>>
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>>their pincer claw on you. You will be missing soming. And, they don't let
>>go.

> What's wrong with you septics? At least I was on the surface & was a bit
> careless when I let one get me. You guys obviously need to improve your
> technique! A bit more guile, a bit less brute force & ignorance.

Sure Lee. :)  I would love to see you in action with the lobsters up
here hiding in a piece of wreckage that is just big enough for them to
fit in with their claws facing you. There is a technique for getting
them. Anyone that has gone after lobsters up here have been "had" by the
lobsters. I have been clawed, but I come out with the lobster. Then,
there is the grill waiting for it on the boat!
nospam@all.please.net - 11 Feb 2005 01:13 GMT
> Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?

I lost a fight with one off Roatan on a night dive after several days of
diving. I don't know why I picked it up; I must've been narced. I guess I
deserved the damned near defleshing of my hand. One of many lessons
on not harassing the fauna.
Matthias Voss - 11 Feb 2005 10:20 GMT
>>Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
>
> I lost a fight with one off Roatan on a night dive after several days of
> diving. I don't know why I picked it up; I must've been narced. I guess I
> deserved the damned near defleshing of my hand. One of many lessons
> on not harassing the fauna.

It's more fun playing with them than chasing them.
I had one young britannic lobster envellopping my index finger curiously
with his one antenna, then with the other, his comrades coming by and
looking also.

Others I played with using dumped antenna liners, they got all excited
because they were supposing I was signalling something which they could
not fully understand, sign that they use their antennas for
communication, like ants.

Matthias
PC - 11 Feb 2005 19:47 GMT
> >>Anybody ever been in a fight with a lobster?
> >
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>
> Matthias

Way Cool... if thats not too american for an Irish bloke in london on UKRS

So whats antena for 'Thermadore Sauce'?
Or even better, 'fancy comming round to ours for dinner?'   -- that would
save the fingers... ;-)

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Matthias Voss - 11 Feb 2005 19:57 GMT
>>It's more fun playing with them than chasing them.
>>I had one young britannic lobster envellopping my index finger curiously
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>
> So whats antena for 'Thermadore Sauce'?

Crisp, I suppose.

Matthias
nospam@all.please.net - 11 Feb 2005 23:12 GMT
> It's more fun playing with them than chasing them.
> I had one young britannic lobster envellopping my index finger curiously
> with his one antenna, then with the other, his comrades coming by and
> looking also.

Me too since the near defleshing.  It's fun. :)
 
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