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Dan Bracuk, CTHD - 05 Nov 2003 06:43 GMT
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Man Saves Fish with Kiss of Life

Nov 4, 7:17 am ET

BRUSSELS (Reuters) - A former Belgian ambulance driver put his first
aid skills to good use by reviving one of his pond fish with
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, a newspaper said Tuesday.
Leo Van Aert was so happy about having saved the life of his cherished
koi he wants to name it after one of his grandchildren, the Gazet Van
Antwerpen said.

Van Aert, 57, was hosting a party at his home near the Belgian port of
Antwerp when his wife noticed the koi -- a spotted Japanese carp --
floating on the surface of the garden pond.

Van Aert said the 60-cm (24-inch) long fish was "acting funny,"
swimming and jumping frantically before stopping dead in the water.

He figured the koi had had a heart attack and took it out of the water
to try to resuscitate it, giving it heart massages before joining lips
with the fish.

"After 15 minutes, the fish started to move again so I put him in the
pond...but when he fell over again I again applied mouth-to-mouth and
heart massages," he said. "That's when the fish recovered."

Dan Bracuk
If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure.
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rnf2 - 05 Nov 2003 05:15 GMT
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> Man Saves Fish with Kiss of Life
>
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>
> Dan Bracuk

Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
I think this is more likely to be either rehashed from April 1st, or his
fishie was so disgusted with his Bad Breath it just couldn't stand the M2M
anymore.

rhys
Greg Mossman - 05 Nov 2003 05:48 GMT
> Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
> he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
> I think this is more likely to be either rehashed from April 1st, or his
> fishie was so disgusted with his Bad Breath it just couldn't stand the M2M
> anymore.

Does mouth to mouth work on sheep?
rnf2 - 05 Nov 2003 06:13 GMT
> > Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
> > he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Does mouth to mouth work on sheep?

No Idea, If a sheep is that far gone on this farm, It gets a .303 and tipped
down a hole.

rhys
Greg Mossman - 05 Nov 2003 07:58 GMT
> No Idea, If a sheep is that far gone on this farm, It gets a .303 and tipped
> down a hole.

Cow tipping is illegal here, but I'm not sure what a 303 is.  A 502 is
driving under the influence, so that must be close.

I take it sheep tipping is legal down there?
Grumman-581 - 05 Nov 2003 08:37 GMT
> Cow tipping is illegal here, but I'm not sure what a 303 is.  A 502 is
> driving under the influence, so that must be close.

He said ".303", not just "303"... It's a rifle caliber...
Grumman-581 - 05 Nov 2003 08:45 GMT
> Does mouth to mouth work on sheep?

Are you implying that the Kiwis use foreplay on their sheep?
Dan Bracuk, CTHD - 06 Nov 2003 01:35 GMT
"rnf2" <rnf2@NOSPAMwaikato.ac.nz> pounded away at his keyboard
resulting in:
:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
:he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.

Maybe he spat.

Dan Bracuk
If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure.
The Best of rec.scuba http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/
de Valois - 06 Nov 2003 14:38 GMT
Dan Bracuk, CTHD left this mess on Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:35:50 -0800 for The Way
to clean up:

>"rnf2" <rnf2@NOSPAMwaikato.ac.nz> pounded away at his keyboard
>resulting in:
>:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
>:he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
>
>Maybe he spat.

Or maybe it was mouth to some other organ that releases fluids, but the guy
didn't want to admit it.

Tao te Carl
"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

(Kudos to Cap'n Jim Wyatt for this link) BEFORE you ask a dumb-a.s question
here...http://www.speakeasy.org/~neilco/bart.gif
rnf2 - 06 Nov 2003 19:23 GMT
> >:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
> >:he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Or maybe it was mouth to some other organ that releases fluids, but the guy
> didn't want to admit it.

He did a Clinton?

rhys
de Valois - 06 Nov 2003 22:24 GMT
rnf2 left this mess on Fri, 7 Nov 2003 08:23:22 +1300 for The Way to clean up:

>> >:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable
>if
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
>He did a Clinton?

No, I think he inhaled...more like he did a Gingrich.

Tao te Carl
"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003

(Kudos to Cap'n Jim Wyatt for this link) BEFORE you ask a dumb-a.s question
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