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> Man Saves Fish with Kiss of Life
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> Dan Bracuk
Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
I think this is more likely to be either rehashed from April 1st, or his
fishie was so disgusted with his Bad Breath it just couldn't stand the M2M
anymore.
rhys
Greg Mossman - 05 Nov 2003 05:48 GMT
> Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
> he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
> I think this is more likely to be either rehashed from April 1st, or his
> fishie was so disgusted with his Bad Breath it just couldn't stand the M2M
> anymore.
Does mouth to mouth work on sheep?
rnf2 - 05 Nov 2003 06:13 GMT
> > Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
> > he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the
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> Does mouth to mouth work on sheep?
No Idea, If a sheep is that far gone on this farm, It gets a .303 and tipped
down a hole.
rhys
Greg Mossman - 05 Nov 2003 07:58 GMT
> No Idea, If a sheep is that far gone on this farm, It gets a .303 and tipped
> down a hole.
Cow tipping is illegal here, but I'm not sure what a 303 is. A 502 is
driving under the influence, so that must be close.
I take it sheep tipping is legal down there?
Grumman-581 - 05 Nov 2003 08:37 GMT
> Cow tipping is illegal here, but I'm not sure what a 303 is. A 502 is
> driving under the influence, so that must be close.
He said ".303", not just "303"... It's a rifle caliber...
Grumman-581 - 05 Nov 2003 08:45 GMT
> Does mouth to mouth work on sheep?
Are you implying that the Kiwis use foreplay on their sheep?
Dan Bracuk, CTHD - 06 Nov 2003 01:35 GMT
"rnf2" <rnf2@NOSPAMwaikato.ac.nz> pounded away at his keyboard
resulting in:
:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
:he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
Maybe he spat.
Dan Bracuk
If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure.
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de Valois - 06 Nov 2003 14:38 GMT
Dan Bracuk, CTHD left this mess on Wed, 05 Nov 2003 17:35:50 -0800 for The Way
to clean up:
>"rnf2" <rnf2@NOSPAMwaikato.ac.nz> pounded away at his keyboard
>resulting in:
>:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
>:he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
>
>Maybe he spat.
Or maybe it was mouth to some other organ that releases fluids, but the guy
didn't want to admit it.
Tao te Carl
"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
(Kudos to Cap'n Jim Wyatt for this link) BEFORE you ask a dumb-a.s question
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rnf2 - 06 Nov 2003 19:23 GMT
> >:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable if
> >:he had shoved the garden hose down it's mouth so water went over the gills.
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> Or maybe it was mouth to some other organ that releases fluids, but the guy
> didn't want to admit it.
He did a Clinton?
rhys
de Valois - 06 Nov 2003 22:24 GMT
rnf2 left this mess on Fri, 7 Nov 2003 08:23:22 +1300 for The Way to clean up:
>> >:Mouth to mouth on a fish would drown it, it would have been believeable
>if
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>He did a Clinton?
No, I think he inhaled...more like he did a Gingrich.
Tao te Carl
"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
(Kudos to Cap'n Jim Wyatt for this link) BEFORE you ask a dumb-a.s question
here...http://www.speakeasy.org/~neilco/bart.gif