I haven't been able to read the group lately, but some rec.scuba patrons
sprang to mind when I read this:
Let me know if anyone here enters!

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin,
San
Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed
up
to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there
they
will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm gay, I love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I voted for Al Gore,
George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2004, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one who makes it back to Dallas alive, wins.!

Limey.