The name wouldn't be Steve Schultz.
Careful one of your  ex profs (University of Waterloo?) is a seaway diver.
And he seems to know you very well, so he says...
How's living in Ottawa treating you?

Seeing how you are around here now maybe you can explain the St. Lawrence
and the Great Lakes to Brian.
10,000 wrecks can't be wrong.
Some in pristine condition if you know where and go that deep / or have the
skills.
Poor Brian has to save up and travel long distances to get to decent diving.
Brian how deep is a cow's drinking trough?
What would be the best entry, forward roll?
He must envy you, Steve.
What your 2 hrs from the river or Lake Ontario?
How long does it take you to get down to NTD?
Say hi to Tom (very nice guy) for me.

Sour grapes I understand Brian.

It's a small world after all...
Come on you know the tune.

Toto

What's that? I heard food being poured in my dish....
Bye