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Scuba Forum / General / November 2003strokinator, GUE, PADI,diving fatality
Strokinator Would you please explain GUE PADI Diving fatality this season Bob Rob going away party KDS Dan or Tom NTD in any order or have you been told to shut your yap? I notice Brian and Rich being awful quiet too. friends? The Deco Stop and Dirquest are not that different. Except one is free. Ok! now! all sing! come on you know the words... It's a small world after all... Toto prepares to pull the curtain back > I notice Brian and Rich being awful quiet too. Well that's mostly because you don't post anything worth replying to. You're an idiot Stevie. A full blown pustule on the face of the earth. You are so stupid that you don't even register on Scott's Scale Of Stupid. You are so stupid I would tell you to your face that you are stupid. You are a nothing that has never done anything. You failed a bullshit trimix class that is set up to pass the stupidest of people, and yet you failed. Nobody understands anything you post, and most of what you post is made up bullshit anyways. The big dives you think you do are just weenie dives anywhere else on this planet or the one you inhabit. And worst of all you say you were a meathead and yet you are proud of that and think it amounts to something. You had better move to that place where you can snorkel and write your name with your dick in the sand. Because 2 inches is as deep as you've ever been and will ever go. Steve Spencer. Ex-MfuckingP. Can't do the medium dives, can't do the big dives so he makes up sh.t to make himself look good. Going to tell the world how it is. Typical Tim Horton's diver. Nuff said. Thanks for the hero worship thread in my name. Brian Edmonton,Alberta > > I notice Brian and Rich being awful quiet too. > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > Brian > Edmonton,Alberta Easy on the abuse of Tim's name they make good coffee. I have cut way back, go weeks with out one. Don't like cops eh... When I look at Mossman's site and ask around your just in the shadows. So I'm trying to kind here. If you have done all these dives with Mosssman on the East and West coasts. That speaks to your experience, but the young lad in the picture of you guys down east makes me wonder which dives you did. But no matter, I didn't claim to be an expert on the river. But you did and rated "no big" deal (not an exact quote). Lets take that at face value. So why are the trimix divers screw up on "no big" deal dives. I would be careful on this part because the who's who train here. It's one thing to piss off an old man with a doughnut hanging out of his mouth. But piss off a what do you guys call it oh yes a "Founder" or "Inner Circle Member" Look chappy, these instructors are suppose to be the best tech agencies have to offer. If it keeps up. A trimix card will be as coveted as a PADI resort card around here. Years ago I perused a Trimix card and got caught up in the politics. I covered here with you and you remained silent, look it up. The reason, I wanted to travel and dive some of the deeper wrecks. I found out no one take you unless they have trained you. Have things changed ? I did after being a trimix blender for a few years (one of two in Toronto full time at the time) Ask again. The instructor in question quipped back. What am I going to teach you? I thought a f.ck of a lot. This was from a ex sat diver / rapid deployment diver / firefighter. I never explain I wanted it for travel. I got busy he got busy, I never got around to it. Just after getting rid of my mixing station (wasn't cost effective). I have loss access to trimix because I refuse to put a shop in a position of giving me gas I'm not certified to use. Even though I have been diving it on and off for the past 20 yrs. Now you friends seem bent on display a unique quality of helium which most say doesn't exist. Aborting dives and getting away with it. Which if true may lead down that road again of setting up my station. Before you go there. The only non tech to see my set up was J. I have never given gas to non certified diver nor took payment. I test it and they test it with their gear. Then's the question who to dive with? Locals will not dive with you on trimix, they barely put up with my O2 bottle. What jion the new breed of arrogrant tech divers. I have to live around here. I guess I could go over to GUE. But I can't give into the force I'm too set in my ways. Besides have you seem how big the GUE instructor is. Set of twin 104's look like a set of Dixie cups f.ck he put's out his own bow wake. I couldn't keep up if I had a out board shoved up my a.s. But if I ask nicely being such a nice guy. He might agree to drag me around by the leash. Besides if he was to slap you, you stay slapped. And I'm not about to give up my old ways. I would end up just slapped silly. Got to go, got to be ready for the next dive... Now where's that jelly doughnut? Toto sorry about that did I get you in the eye? dam wind keeps changing. Why do you talk/type that way? In disjointed sentences, kinda like pointform. Kinda like a new age poem that you expect to hear in some new-age basement jazz club in New York. I think people find it a little hard to follow you, and more importantly think you're kinda weird for it. Is it intentional? Do you talk the same way? I'm honestly not trying to offend, I just find your manner of speech (typing) interesting unique. > > > I notice Brian and Rich being awful quiet too. > > [quoted text clipped - 98 lines] > sorry about that did I get you in the eye? > dam wind keeps changing. > Why do you talk/type that way? In disjointed sentences, kinda like > pointform. Kinda like a new age poem that you expect to hear in some new-age [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > I'm honestly not trying to offend, I just find your manner of speech > (typing) interesting unique. It is point form of type. I never took English in school past grade 8. I got shoved in an accelerated program. Math, Physics, Chemistry Blah, Blah Hit University others did my paper work, I was always in a lab or in the field somewhere. Blah, Blah Was supposed to do my own technical reports and time sheets. My boss, wanted me in the field. At that time the technology was moving faster than the engineers could draw the plans. Those that could wing it did, those that couldn't revised the plans for us. I did get to retire at 38 if that counts for anything. As for speaking in public I get by fine and believe it or not have done a lot of public speaking (never use notes). What some don't get is not all divers us the internet or even own a pc. I may limp along in this world, but I can assure you in other worlds I soar. No offence taken or given. Diving isn't a video game with x number of lives. The dive accidents (150 ft +) we are kicking around where not made by divers that make a living with their hands (plumber, electrician, paramedic etc). Its the desk / keyboard jockey that seems to have the problem. These none pc type divers are quite common and some of the best divers fall into this category. You'll never meet them on the net. The ones I know consider the net a waste of time. Can you blame them, the abuse they would take here because of their lack of written English skills. Then's all the porn, they have no desire to expose their families to that. When my kids are old enough, my net connection will go too. To exclude them is your loss. You can theorize all you want, but it doesn't get the job done. Results are all that is counted at the end of the day. Toto > Why do you talk/type that way? In disjointed sentences, kinda like > pointform. Kinda like a new age poem that you expect to hear in some new-age > basement jazz club in New York. He's channelling Jack Kerouac. > I think people find it a little hard to > follow you, and more importantly think you're kinda weird for it. ...but some actually pretend they know what's going on. Because they believe it makes them cool and intellectual. Like with Kerouac. > Is it > intentional? Do you talk the same way? > I'm honestly not trying to offend, I just find your manner of speech > (typing) interesting unique. I can't believe it is anything other than him being a non-native english speaker. I mean, noone would or could continually type such meaningless crap otherwise. Cheers David M The DIR BAT crowd. The fact that you run around here with your yap open and if you are GUE. Proves your baby GUE. My guess most of you are just a "what a be" not a card carrying GUE. In the pass I have listed my qualifications what are yours? What are the bulk of your dives? Hummm I though so. Side note: no one touched on the dive fatality this season. One of my attackers had in his shop. Interesting, drag in the dead before anyone notices. Or was private e-mail sent around saying don't talk about it. Let's attack Toto before he pulls back the curtain. Maybe we can discredit him, so no one will lisen. Why hide your identity? Cowards? Toto > The DI > [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > Why hid > Cow Adjust your medication again, bitch. You're becoming even less coherent.  Signature"I know we're going to die. There's three of us who are going to do something about it." -Tom Burnett, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 Isn't time for another private lesson? Didn't you pass your Dir F course yet? How many years has it been? Don't worry I hear their coming out with recreational course. May be you can pass that. So that makes the king of what? All dives under 60 feet in benign conditions and day light hours? Do you have a bitch or still pulling the short hose? Toto How many of you have actually done a GUE course, cause it occurs to me that the most chest beating is done by those that haven't It's easy to check as Toto pointed out. Lets start with Toto. > Isn't time for another private lesson? > Didn't you pass your Dir F course yet? [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Toto > How many of you have actually done a GUE course, cause it occurs to me that > the most chest beating is done by those that haven't > It's easy to check as Toto pointed out. Lets start with Toto. I'm not and that's be on the recorded for years. Longer than GUE I think. What year did GUE start teaching in Ontario? You are new. You have my file at your shop, mind you I did leave a few things off. You still haven't bless us with the dive teaching fatality out of your shop. Or the O2 fire at your mom's home. Any thing you wish to share, so we may learn from your great knowledge. Toto > How many of you have actually done a GUE course, cause it occurs to me that > the most chest beating is done by those that haven't Except for the chest beating done by those who have done a GUE course. > Except for the chest beating done by those who have done a GUE course. [snicker] Signature"We're going to rush the hijackers." -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 > Isn't time for another private lesson? Jealousy, the sincerest compliment the jealous are capable of. Beg, bitch. Signature"Let's roll!" -Todd Beamer, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 > ? Isn't time for another private lesson? > > Jealousy, the sincerest compliment the jealous are capable of. Frigg'in right. All that cash your pouring out to do sport dives. You must be rolling in it. Toto > > Jealousy, the sincerest compliment the jealous are capable of. > > > Frigg'in right. > All that cash your pouring out to do sport dives. > You must be rolling in it. Sit up and beg, bitch, and you can have this hundred dollar bill. Post a picture, and let's see it. Signature"We're going to rush the hijackers." -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 > The DIR BAT <snip> Ok, slow down, take a deep breath, and lets try that again in english this time. Cheers David M > > The DIR BAT > <snip> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Cheers > David M Newbie You'll learn soon enough. Some one pull up the DIR Bat sop's for this poor misguided bastard. If you see : Divers dressed all in black Showing off their long hoses Black jack boots Shaved heads Burning crosses Goose stepping in time. Bats held high run... Run...RU... RUN... Unless you like being held down and the bat applied with out Vaseline. Then there's the one in a strapless dress and red f.ck me pumps. Lusting after Jammer's a.s. I miss that one the most. Toto > > Ok, slow down, take a deep breath, and lets try that again in english this > > time. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > You'll learn soon enough. He's got your silly a.s nailed... Now, don't get excited, or you'll do it again. > run... Run...RU... RUN... See? Just calm down, and take that deep breath. David has you pegged, sweetheart. Pretty soon, we're going to have to call you "Anybody's". Signature"I know we're going to die. There's three of us who are going to do something about it." -Tom Burnett, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 The Bat's for you and only as you requested, The rest I see no problems with that. Mom passed on a long time ago and lived in apartment. She also didn't teach me any goosestepping, but burning crosses is just plain hard to do. Shaved heads on the other hand sound good and seem to match the doc martins, and as for the long hose you been peeking or just wishing with anticipation. Sure I'm flattered here and maybe a little curious but I'll stick with the opposite sex, but at the moment I'm preoccupied looking for your file. Got to get my gear ready for the dive after work tomorrow. > > > The DIR BAT > > <snip> [quoted text clipped - 29 lines] > > Toto > Ok, slow down, take a deep breath, and lets try that again in english this > time. Oh, that was funny... Signature"I know we're going to die. There's three of us who are going to do something about it." -Tom Burnett, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 >Steve Spencer. Ex-MfuckingP. Can't do the medium dives, can't do the big Spencer is Toto now? sh.t. I killfiled Toto before I even knew who he was :) --- Rich http://richlockyer.tripod.com/ > >Steve Spencer. Ex-MfuckingP. Can't do the medium dives, can't do the big > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > I killfiled Toto before I even knew who he was :) We're not in Kansas anymore. >> I killfiled Toto before I even knew who he was :) > >We're not in Kansas anymore. I never was. Flew over it a couple of times. Flew around it too :) --- Rich http://richlockyer.tripod.com/ > >> I killfiled Toto before I even knew who he was :) > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Flew over it a couple of times. > Flew around it too :) Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain. > >> I killfiled Toto before I even knew who he was :) > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Flew over it a couple of times. > Flew around it too :) I've been twice. Once when I was two, with some pictures of me romping around naked in the snow to prove it. The second time was when I was sixteen, along with my mom to visit the same friends of hers we visited when I was two. Their daughter was about the same age as me (the same age as Anneke Street too, what do you know?) and I was hoping to get something out of the trip. Unfortunately my big date consisted of driving with her to the mall parking lot where it turned out the big night out for the Topekan teens was driving in circles around the parking lot unless someone announced there was a keg party. I kid you not. And that night there was no keg party so I couldn't even get her drunk. And it turned out she was in long-distance love with a boy she had met at summer camp. So my second and last trip to Kansas was an utter failure. I'll never return. > I've been twice. Once when I was two, with some pictures of me romping > around naked in the snow to prove it. The second time was when I was [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > love with a boy she had met at summer camp. So my second and last trip to > Kansas was an utter failure. I'll never return. Your self esteem must have been crushed... "Greg Mossman" <mossman@qnet.com> pounded away at his keyboard resulting in: :Their daughter was about the same age as me (the same age as :Anneke Street too, what do you know?) So Alan is old enough to be your dad? Dan Bracuk If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure. The Best of rec.scuba http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/ > :Their daughter was about the same age as me (the same age as > :Anneke Street too, what do you know?) > > So Alan is old enough to be your dad? Probably. But we don't talk about that. I just call him "dad". >> :Their daughter was about the same age as me (the same age as >> :Anneke Street too, what do you know?) >> >> So Alan is old enough to be your dad? > >Probably. But we don't talk about that. I just call him "dad". Then I suppose this is a good time to bring up filial piety. > I've been twice. Once when I was two, with some pictures of me romping > around naked in the snow to prove it. The second time was when I was [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > love with a boy she had met at summer camp. So my second and last trip to > Kansas was an utter failure. I'll never return. Yeah, but look at all the happy broads you left in Florida. You'll be back soon I take it? Dave. > >> I killfiled Toto before I even knew who he was :) > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Flew over it a couple of times. > Flew around it too :) Oh, for the full effect you have to drive through, and stop at a town or two for gas and a hot-dog, bagel, tofu burger or whatever they wont kick your a.s over asking for...(which pretty much negates tofu and other hippyshit). Plus, make sure you don't have any Grateful Dead or Led Zeppelin stickers on your micro-bus... The Staties have determined that such insignia is "indicia" and is PC for a stop and talk, (because the State Court has agreed 70+ % of vehicles bearing these insignia are found to contain marijuana) which always leads to denial of a consent for search, which leads to the dog, which leads to them finding that roach you lost 6 months ago...which leads to a mandatory life term. Scott >The Staties have determined that such insignia is "indicia" and is PC for a >stop and talk, (because the State Court has agreed 70+ % of vehicles bearing >these insignia are found to contain marijuana) which always leads to denial >of a consent for search, which leads to the dog, which leads to them finding >that >roach you lost 6 months ago...which leads to a mandatory life term. LOL!!!!!! I think I'll put BOTH stickers on my Tundra... I know there's nothing in there they can get me for :) --- Rich http://richlockyer.tripod.com/ On Sat, 01 Nov 2003 22:55:11 -0800, Rich Lockyer wrote ... >LOL!!!!!! >I think I'll put BOTH stickers on my Tundra... I know there's nothing >in there they can get me for :) Like cops haven't "manufactured" evidence when it didn't originally present itself? >>I think I'll put BOTH stickers on my Tundra... I know there's nothing >>in there they can get me for :) > >Like cops haven't "manufactured" evidence when it didn't originally >present itself? That'd be really funny in court when tests on me and anyone in my family (and friends for that matter) also come up negative. --- Rich http://richlockyer.tripod.com/ > >Steve Spencer. Ex-MfuckingP. Can't do the medium dives, can't do the big > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > --- Rich > http://richlockyer.tripod.com/ Your point? You ever dive the seaway? I thought so... Toto takes aim, check for wind ... Sorry to interject... What's a "Tim Horton's" Diver? If this is a new slang term for goofy divers, I'd love to hear the meaning behind it. :-) > > I notice Brian and Rich being awful quiet too. > [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > Brian > Edmonton,Alberta > Sorry to interject... What's a "Tim Horton's" Diver? > If this is a new slang term for goofy divers, I'd love to hear the meaning > behind it. :-) I know you know what a Tim Horton's is but other may not so I'll first let everyone know that Tim Horton's is a huge doughnut and coffee chain up here in the Great White North. A "Tim Horton's diver" is a diver who does all their dives sitting in a Timmies and telling everyone how great they are. Brian Edmonton, Alberta Ahhhh... Gotcha. I of course knew what a Timmy's was - being in Toronto you can't throw a stone without hitting one. But I was scared there for a bit - cuz we usually start or end a dive at a Timmy's - I was worried I might be a Tim Hortons diver there for a sec haha. > > Sorry to interject... What's a "Tim Horton's" Diver? > > If this is a new slang term for goofy divers, I'd love to hear the meaning [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Brian > Edmonton, Alberta You and us all..............surface intervals suck But at least having a large double-double improves matters somewhat > Ahhhh... > Gotcha. [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > Brian > > Edmonton, Alberta "Brian Nadwidny" <nadwidny@excite.com> wrote > I know you know what a Tim Horton's is but other may not so I'll first > let everyone know that Tim Horton's is a huge doughnut and coffee chain > up here in the Great White North. Thanks, never heard of Tim's. Was frankly puzzled as to who was tim horton... lol rhys > "Brian Nadwidny" <nadwidny@excite.com> wrote > I know you know what a Tim > Horton's is but other may not so I'll first [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > rhys He was also a Canadian Hockey Player. For those of the GUE persuasion. You missed they are not doing these (200 ft range) dives in the river. As for the w.nkers I pick up. They where doing a long drift dive in less than 100ft. GUE is just as responsible by making technical diving info available to the general public. That and making tech gear fashionable. As for the gloating GUE types I would refer you to your GUE standards. It lays it out pretty plainly and the possible consequences. And how if a GUE pisses you off how to complain to HQ. If you need a copy e-mail me. I have a copy in pdf format. Toto "rnf2" <rnf2@NOSPAMwaikato.ac.nz> pounded away at his keyboard resulting in: :Was frankly puzzled as to who was tim horton... lol www.google.com Dan Bracuk If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure. The Best of rec.scuba http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/ Brian Nadwidny <nadwidny@excite.com> pounded away at his keyboard resulting in: :I know you know what a Tim Horton's is but other may not so I'll first :let everyone know that Tim Horton's is a huge doughnut and coffee chain :up here in the Great White North. A "Tim Horton's diver" is a diver who :does all their dives sitting in a Timmies and telling everyone how great :they are. Do they get to use the term, CTHD, after their name, as in Dan Bracuk CTHD ? Dan Bracuk If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure. The Best of rec.scuba http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/ > Do they get to use the term, CTHD, after their name, as in Actually I think most already have letters like MSDT, or DM or SPENCER after their name. Brian Edmonton, Alberta > Sorry to interject... What's a "Tim Horton's" Diver? > If this is a new slang term for goofy divers, I'd love to hear the meaning > behind it. :-) That ones easy. That happens to be the favourite coffee shop of the divers around here (Eastern Ontario) Very popular coffee shop in Ontario, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia. (That I know of, there are probably other provinces as well). GUE don't drink coffee (health thing) But some of the top trimix instructors from other agencies do and even rave about the heated apple fritters. So far I have only tried the apple fritter cold. GUE are also not allow to speak in public that's why the post anonymously and get very quiet when their identity is revealed. That said I have met (dry / wet) higher GUE (I didn't ask for id). They don't posture and come off really nice. But then they should they know WTF their doing and don't need to posture. It's the want a be GUE that is the pain in the a.s, baby want a be GUE being the worst. GUE is kind of like "the Borg", but hey they get the job done, it is rare they f.ck up and if they do you won't here about it. If they do, their out, what do you call a Borg that is no longer connected to the hive? That said I said a short while back the GUE wasn't f.cking up in the river. Which is true, but what I did not say is they are not doing those dives. They have their reasons, whether it be better sites, logistics, or there's no GUE trained to that level or interested. I don't know I didn't ask. What I will say is. I'm interested in two things. Keeping the seaway open. And what gases and profiles are they doing? GUE has made their diving practices an open book. So the only thing left as far as I am concerned is keeping the seaway open. My in with GUE is very trustworthy and the first GUE to screw up in the seaway. Let's say I wouldn't want to be him. The collective will take care of him. If a incident did occur head office would want heads. They know they are under a microscope and govern themselves accordingly. Example: Not that long ago I picked up a few wayward divers in the river and made it public knowledge. Just by rescue location. GUE was diving in the approximate area give or take a nautical mile. There was a GUE round up / tarring party I guess? As it turned out those divers I picked up where posing as GUE to save embarrassment. In the end I found out who their instructor was and let him / her know. They got told, I'm guessing on this one. To close if I was GUE and f.cked up. And an old fat guys pull you out of the river. I would start packing, move and change my name. That said I not a cruel person, if a GUE does f.ck up. I'll give him a few days to get a head start. Then I'll turn him in to my in. And that will be where it stays. My in will get back to me with the defrocking, tar and feathering or just your plain old upside down crucifixion by the nuts. Beware of the ones you make fun of. If GUE isn't having the same training problems as other agencies then maybe other agencies should raise the bar. Not lower it to attract the lame, sick and mentally ill. Toto coffee's on warm fritter any one? Yes , we have juice and carrot sticks too. > GUE don't drink coffee (health thing) Guess again. > > GUE don't drink coffee (health thing) > > Guess again. Well see about that... sound of door being kicked down in the back ground. Lee's muffed cries "no no that's fresh, no no not the apple fritter" Phone rings, is phone held to Lee's ear by his attackers all dresses in black. Lee, "this is George, what have I told you. Behind close doors only. Don't make me send the boys back. I know about the playboys under the mattress and steak in the fridge. By the way, have you finished the revisions on the dive manual. I running out of ideas" Lee replies groghly "You own me a door, a double with a hot fritter. Till then you'll wing it. No book, you'll have to make sh.t up!" End of little story :) It's only because of your venerable position you can get away with it. :) Around here we seem to be inundated with the hard core types. They live the GUE life style as well not necessarily carrying the card. You yanks got your bombers and all that. We got GUE want a be's. You have your flag, mom and apple pie. We have Tim's on every block. In Smiths Falls pop 9000. We have two 24 hrs. non smoking. Tim's . Every dive site on the river is within a short run to Tim's. Life is good. I'm diving with GUE boy on Sunday and I guarantee you. I will not tell him about stopping at Tim's. When I pull the truck in he give me grief and slump down in his seat so no one see's him. I'll offer him a coffee or doughnut. Then he'll pull out some disgusting smelly thing out of his lunch box and offer me some. You couldn't find an inch of fat on this guy anywhere, he's always whining about losing weight. Me I'm the complete opposite. I have nothing against GUE, I dive with some of them. It's those that pretend to be GUE telling me how to dive bugs me. Real GUE around here don't tell the local divers how to dive. Toto > Real GUE around here don't tell the local divers how to dive. There's no doubt in my mind that no one can tell you how to dive. Or drive, spell, speak, think, act or just generally be. Signature"We're going to rush the hijackers." -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 > ? Real GUE around here don't tell the local divers how to dive. > > There's no doubt in my mind that no one can tell you how to dive. > > Or drive, spell, speak, think, act or just generally be. I see I got your goat with the warm and fussy comment. So tell the truth, are you still allowed to drink coffee? or you sneak around with it. After all your comments about Dm's are only good for getting coffee. I know your type... You take your coffee with two cream and two sugar. Then a big messy cream filled bow tie day old doughnut. Off a maggot wagon on your account, no less. So what does all the coffee and doughnuts come to in a week. Then there's the day old bacon sandwiches... the horror I got your number. Toto > I see I got your goat with the warm and fussy comment. I think that's the funniest thing you've said yet. It's also the only semi-coherent thing you've said... Signature"We're going to rush the hijackers." -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 > It's also the only semi-coherent thing you've said... Must be all those years in college. Brian Edmonton, Alberta > > ? Real GUE around here don't tell the local divers how to dive. > > [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > Toto and toto is just jammers little bitch. > and toto is just jammers little bitch. He was left to me in Airhog's will. Signature"We're going to rush the hijackers." -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 >>? Real GUE around here don't tell the local divers how to dive. >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > I got your number. But... you forgot the nailgun thing..... > But... you forgot the nailgun thing..... That's what I like to see. Newbies. Signature"We're going to rush the hijackers." -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 > € Real GUE around here don't tell the local divers how to dive. > > There's no doubt in my mind that no one can tell you how to dive. > > Or drive, spell, speak, think, act or just generally be. Howz about using a nailgun? > Howz about using a nailgun? For what? Signature"We're going to rush the hijackers." -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001 "Toto" <srspencer@hotmail.com> pounded away at his keyboard resulting in: :I'm diving with GUE boy on Sunday and I guarantee you. :I will not tell him about stopping at Tim's. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] :Then he'll pull out some disgusting smelly thing out of his lunch box and :offer me some. This reminds me of my days in a bicycle snob club. We used to go riding every Sunday morning for about 6 or 7 hours. Invariably we would make a pit stop, usually near a convenience store. The true atheletes would open their little seat packs and break out the bananas and trail mix. I would break out my wallet and buy a chocolate bar. Dan Bracuk If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure. The Best of rec.scuba http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/ > The true atheletes would open their little seat packs and break out > the bananas and trail mix. > > I would break out my wallet and buy a chocolate bar. > > Dan Bracuk That I could handle. TBN ? Toto Gotta love it, TDI guys making mistakes and telling everyone their GUE, you should give them directions to Timmy's then to a GUE instructor. That's right it's cheaper to be a IANTDI diver hee hee. > > Sorry to interject... What's a "Tim Horton's" Diver? > > If this is a new slang term for goofy divers, I'd love to hear the meaning [quoted text clipped - 78 lines] > warm fritter any one? > Yes , we have juice and carrot sticks too. > Gotta love it, > TDI guys making mistakes and telling everyone their GUE, you should give > them directions to Timmy's then to a GUE instructor. > That's right it's cheaper to be a IANTDI diver hee hee. Why don't you call NTD. I have being bugging them to put posters up at the divesites. Move down this way. My guess he has strokes up to the ears. He has been sneaking around here thou. When your as big a Dan you can't sneak. WTF do you think I say to them once I have then a shore or on board. NTD should be sending me finders fees. But I guess all the name calling a side. Real strokes are a dime a dozen on the river. I'll fogive you as long as you leave Tim's alone. Toto gone to coffee... "Toto" <srspencer@hotmail.com> pounded away at his keyboard resulting in: :That happens to be the favourite coffee shop of the divers around here :(Eastern Ontario) :Very popular coffee shop in Ontario, New Brunswick, Nova Scotia. (That I :know of, there are probably other provinces as well). But not Quebec. They go for Dunkin Donuts. Dan Bracuk If at first you don't succeed, you run the risk of failure. The Best of rec.scuba http://www.pathcom.com/~bracuk/RecScuba/ |
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