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suds - 10 Sep 2004 07:51 GMT
...start to stink after three days!

I suppose this is just part of living in Hawaii but here is some advice for
those of you who visit:

1)  Just because you are on vacation does not mean that I'm on vacation.

2)  RENT A CAR.  No, I will not play chauffer and, no, you can not borrow my
car.   I NEED IT, MYSELF!  (See #1.)

3)  I am not a tour guide.  Do your research before you arrive.  Know what
it is you want to do and see.  I'll gladly offer advice but I'm not going to
drive you around.  (See #2.)

4)  You are a guest *in my house.*  I am not a maitre 'd.  THIS IS MY HOUSE!
You will respect it and obey my rules.  If you do not like my rules, go to a
hotel!

5)  Enjoy your time here and, please, tell us about it each day at dinner.
By the way, you might want to show your appreciation by making (or buying)
that dinner.

suds
Casper Milquetoast - 10 Sep 2004 10:26 GMT
 You're pretending you've got friends again!

> ...start to stink after three days!
>
> I suppose this is just part of living in Hawaii but here is some advice
> for those of you who visit:
suds - 10 Sep 2004 19:29 GMT
>  You're pretending you've got friends again!

Alas, I wish it was friends.  No, it's family.  Hence why I'm venting here.
I assume that there are other divers who live in locations that people like
to visit and who know my frustration.  And I didn't go to my Brother's
bachelor party for these folks.  Not that I wanted to go, it was in Las
Vegas, but it would have been better for family relations if I had been
bored in Vegas rather than suffering in my own home.

suds
Whistler - 11 Sep 2004 06:05 GMT
> ...start to stink after three days!
>
> I suppose this is just part of living in Hawaii but here is some advice for
> those of you who visit:

I live in San Diego, which has similar appeal.

> 1)  Just because you are on vacation does not mean that I'm on vacation.

I take off as much time as I can.

> 2)  RENT A CAR.  No, I will not play chauffer and, no, you can not borrow my
> car.   I NEED IT, MYSELF!  (See #1.)

I loan them mine and carpool.

> 3)  I am not a tour guide.  Do your research before you arrive.  Know what
> it is you want to do and see.  I'll gladly offer advice but I'm not going to
> drive you around.  (See #2.)

I make sure their beds are made and towels are set out.  I take them to
restaurants, show them to the natural wonders of the area.  When I can't
join them, I give them detailed directions.  I throw parties and invite
my friends to meet them.

> 4)  You are a guest *in my house.*  I am not a maitre 'd.  THIS IS MY HOUSE!
> You will respect it and obey my rules.  If you do not like my rules, go to a
> hotel!

Apparently it isn't your house or else you wouldn't have invited them in
 the first place.

> 5)  Enjoy your time here and, please, tell us about it each day at dinner.
> By the way, you might want to show your appreciation by making (or buying)
> that dinner.

Yeah right.  Like I'd eat at the same table with you.
chilly - 11 Sep 2004 06:36 GMT
> > ...start to stink after three days!
> >
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>
> Yeah right.  Like I'd eat at the same table with you.

Interesting.  I'm the same way.  Generally love it when people come to
visit, even when it's an inconvenience.  Lots of my relatives have their own
keys so they can get in upon their arrival if I'm still at work or out and
about.  I keep my old car for family and friends to use when they visit.

I love showing people, new to my area, around, especially to places like
Drumheller Dinosaur Park, Banff, etc.

I'm not much of a cook, but I make sure that we are taken care of in that
regard, one way or the other.  I put out towels, etc. and make sure that
they have shampoo and soaps and such, in case they've forgotten theirs or
just want to use something different.

I've got two guest bedrooms, and on top of that can easily set things up to
have another 4 people have relatively comfortable sleeping arrangements on
top of that.  It can be such fun when the house is all full up.

I show my guests how everything works in the house and how to find anything
that they might need or want around here. Mi casa et su casa. I don't
suppose I take that much extra time off work, since I'm pretty flexible in
that regard in any event.

People from all over the world, that I've met on my travels come to visit
me.  I love it.  I love it.

What's the point in having a great home if you don't share it?  What's life
worth if you don't share it?
chilly - 11 Sep 2004 06:42 GMT
(snip)> People from all over the world, that I've met on my travels come to
visit
> me.  I love it.  I love it.
>
> What's the point in having a great home if you don't share it?  What's life
> worth if you don't share it?

Completely forgot to mention, I've got family from SE Asia, staying here
now.  One week has gone by, one to go.  Just got back from visiting other
family.  Tomorrow night, off to visit other relatives and again on Sunday,
more close family fun.

Come October, another guest will arrive from a far flung area of the world
(for a two week stay) .  Can't wait.  He's never been to Canada before.  I
hope he likes snow and nude trees.  Guess we'll find out.
Brian Nadwidny - 11 Sep 2004 06:23 GMT
> ...start to stink after three days!

Dude I feel your pain. I have the same problem here. It's hell living in
Paradise.

Brian
Edmonton, Alberta
chilly - 11 Sep 2004 06:36 GMT
> > ...start to stink after three days!
>
> Dude I feel your pain. I have the same problem here. It's hell living in
> Paradise.

Got to shovel snow this morning, didn't you?

What are guests for if you don't have a spare shovel or two, laying around
for their use?
Brian Nadwidny - 11 Sep 2004 06:59 GMT
> > > ...start to stink after three days!
> >
> > Dude I feel your pain. I have the same problem here. It's hell living in
> > Paradise.
>
> Got to shovel snow this morning, didn't you?

Stupid Calgarian. That was yesterday. We didn't have to shovel this
morning.

> What are guests for if you don't have a spare shovel or two, laying around
> for their use?

Heathen. I have a snowblower and I let my guests use it. One must be a
proper host and all.

Calgarians. Jesus.

Brian
Edmonton, Alberta
www.mossmanscuba.com
chilly - 11 Sep 2004 08:06 GMT
> > Got to shovel snow this morning, didn't you?
>
> Stupid Calgarian. That was yesterday. We didn't have to shovel this
> morning.

Still, I heard it didn't melt in most places.

> > What are guests for if you don't have a spare shovel or two, laying around
> > for their use?
>
> Heathen. I have a snowblower and I let my guests use it. One must be a
> proper host and all.

A snowblower? (not to get Jammer started again or anything)  A snowblower?
You've got way too much driveway.

> Calgarians. Jesus.

Yeah, :^).  Just when I start to think I might have to shovel after all,
Mother Nature rolls in and delivers a Chinook.

Oh wait, you said Jesus.  Hmmm . . .
- 11 Sep 2004 11:19 GMT
> ...start to stink after three days!
>
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>
> suds

Know the feeling Suds!  Have been to Hawaii a number of times on my way
to mainland and have always done my own thing though, except for meeting
with buddies at CINCPAC staff for dinner, diving and other rec has
always been my own thing!
 
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