"Scott" <scottk@localaccess.com> wrote in message
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> "Brian Nadwidny" <nadwidny@excite.com> wrote in message
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>
> > Gee Stevie, thanks for starting a thread with my name in it. According
> > to Dan that's some kind of hero worship or something but I'll let Dan
> > judge whether that's a good thing or not.
> >
> > And hey! It appears we have something in common. We both have absolutely
> > no f.cking idea what you are talking about.
>
> Ah yes, you are a hero.
>
> Now, if you can actually get someone to killfile you during the set-up of
> their newsreader...
>
> (ducking a lightening bolt aimed at the back of my head)
>
> Last week I walked into a shop where some of my buds work, and one of the
> people I don't care for asked (wrong day for that move);
>
> "What the f.ck are you doing in here?"
>
> And I answered;
>
> "They didn't tell you?"
>
> "No."
>
> (and got right into his face, like with the brim of my hat bouncing off
his
> forehead)
>
> "Probably because it is none of your *f.cking* business."
>
> I couldn't hold it though, and we all started laughing, the nervous
tension
> came off, and we shut the shop down early and went to the bar.
My business humm let see.
A few years back JB of O.. blew a bag off the Jodrey and closed down the
seaway.
When I ran into him he thought it was a big joke and laughed it off.
At the time local divers pissed their pants because the local authority was
threaten to close the site.
Today they close the site all the time for the littlest excuse.
Quebec tired of problems (Empress) bring in laws forbidding diving unless
with a certified local guide (basically)
You pop in the seaway and get in the way, you'll be dam sure the local
pilots make a report.
Enough reports they will close the channel to diving.
Toronto, divers getting in the way of commercial traffic.
Diving is closed to diving including Humber Bay (miles away from the
traffic).
You need to apply for a permit (very time consuming and you might not get
one) or suffer the consequences.
Ontario government has been try to make wrecks off limits to all.
Was or is in the process of passing law.
You ask what business is it of mine.
I live here you f.ck.
I moved / retired here because of the diving.
No, diving I move.
You want to do stupid things, do it on the US side.
Toto
Nitespark - 30 Oct 2003 22:24 GMT
>> No, diving I move.
>
> You want to do stupid things, do it on the US side.
>
> Toto
"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"

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Kimber - 30 Oct 2003 22:30 GMT
> >> No, diving I move.
> >
> > You want to do stupid things, do it on the US side.
> "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore"
*snicker*
K~
de Valois - 30 Oct 2003 22:33 GMT
Nitespark left this mess on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:24:52 -0500 for The Way to clean
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Do you have this sig file to ensure EVERY thread turns into a guns&sex debate?
:)
Tao te Carl
"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
Nitespark - 31 Oct 2003 02:37 GMT
> Nitespark left this mess on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:24:52 -0500 for The Way to clean
> up:
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> Do you have this sig file to ensure EVERY thread turns into a guns&sex debate?
> :)
Hmmmmm...havn't gotten into the "sex" sig files yet. Gotta be very
careful doing that though. Run the risk of getting OldGoat all excited....
Old fellow might up and have a heart attack or something.

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Kimber - 31 Oct 2003 03:40 GMT
> Hmmmmm...havn't gotten into the "sex" sig files yet. Gotta be very
> careful doing that though. Run the risk of getting OldGoat all excited....
>
> Old fellow might up and have a heart attack or something.
No worries -- his computer has been down so he hasn't been reading. But
then again - lets not take any chances. One heart attack this year is
enough.
Kimber
rick_simms@sharks.eat.spammers.bellsouth.net) (Rick Simms - 31 Oct 2003 13:15 GMT
>> Hmmmmm...havn't gotten into the "sex" sig files yet. Gotta be very
>> careful doing that though. Run the risk of getting OldGoat all
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>Kimber
>;->
Rick Simms
What you get out of life is in direct proportion to what you put into your life.
Nitespark - 31 Oct 2003 14:45 GMT
>>Hmmmmm...havn't gotten into the "sex" sig files yet. Gotta be very
>>careful doing that though. Run the risk of getting OldGoat all
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> then again - lets not take any chances. One heart attack this year is
> enough.
Agreed.....:(

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John Francis CID - 31 Oct 2003 04:12 GMT
>> Nitespark left this mess on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:24:52 -0500 for The Way to clean
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>Old fellow might up and have a heart attack or something.
Don'y worry about him. Why do you think he's known as Old Perpetual
Erection at Gilboa?
JF
"It's a damn poor mind that can only think
of one way to spell a word."
- Andrew Jackson (1767-1845)
rick_simms@sharks.eat.spammers.bellsouth.net) (Rick Simms - 31 Oct 2003 13:12 GMT
>>> Nitespark left this mess on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:24:52 -0500 for The Way to clean
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>JF
Viagra - Breakfast of Champions!
Oh! Computers fixed and I'm catching up.
Rick Simms
What you get out of life is in direct proportion to what you put into your life.
Nitespark - 31 Oct 2003 14:46 GMT
>>>Nitespark left this mess on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:24:52 -0500 for The Way to clean
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> Don'y worry about him. Why do you think he's known as Old Perpetual
> Erection at Gilboa?
Cause he carries a pickle around in his pocket to impress the girls???

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de Valois - 31 Oct 2003 15:09 GMT
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>Don'y worry about him. Why do you think he's known as Old Perpetual
>Erection at Gilboa?
Are you sure it's that? I heard it as "Purple"...
Tao te Carl
"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
rick_simms@sharks.eat.spammers.bellsouth.net) (Rick Simms - 31 Oct 2003 13:14 GMT
>Nitespark left this mess on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:24:52 -0500 for The Way to clean
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>"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
Around here, it doesn't take a sig line to ensure that Carl.
Rick Simms
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Kimber - 31 Oct 2003 13:43 GMT
"Rick Simms (Rick Simms)" <rick_simms@sharks.eat.spammers.bellsouth.net>
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> Around here, it doesn't take a sig line to ensure that Carl.
Well you are here....
Glad to see you back.
K~
de Valois - 31 Oct 2003 15:10 GMT
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>>Nitespark left this mess on Thu, 30 Oct 2003 16:24:52 -0500 for The Way to clean
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>Around here, it doesn't take a sig line to ensure that Carl.
Yea, I sorta noticed, but I figured you get extra points for being the first on
in, so to speak.
Tao te Carl
"It takes a village to have an idiot." - Carl (c) 2003
Scott - 30 Oct 2003 22:40 GMT
> You ask what business is it of mine.
Actually, I wasnt talking to you or at you...
As you can see, I was replying to Brian.
> I live here you f.ck.
f.ck? Fucko?
Settle down little man, youre foaming and spitting, and making an even
bigger a.s of yourself.
> I moved / retired here because of the diving.
>
> No, diving I move.
>
> You want to do stupid things, do it on the US side.
As we can all see, you got the corner on that market, don't you?
Toto - 30 Oct 2003 22:55 GMT
> > You ask what business is it of mine.
>
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> As we can all see, you got the corner on that market, don't you?
Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
Toto
Scott - 30 Oct 2003 23:00 GMT
> Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
That's about your speed.
Toto - 30 Oct 2003 23:57 GMT
> > Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
>
> That's about your speed.
Careful on the way out, wouldn't want you to step in anything <grin>.
Toto
Crownfield - 31 Oct 2003 00:16 GMT
> > Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
>
> That's about your speed.
why do i suspect that he will get his own foot doing it?
Toto - 31 Oct 2003 00:28 GMT
> > > Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
> >
> > That's about your speed.
>
> why do i suspect that he will get his own foot doing it?
The trick is to check wind direction.
Toto
TonyP - 31 Oct 2003 15:33 GMT
>>>>Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
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> Toto
now THAT was funny!
Nitespark - 31 Oct 2003 02:39 GMT
>>Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
>
> That's about your speed.
Dammit Scott....I warned you about wearing the fire hydrant costume to
the Halloween party.

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TonyP - 31 Oct 2003 15:32 GMT
>>Sorry, mind if I pee on your shoe?
>
> That's about your speed.
Come on Scott... that was so stupid it was funny.