"The Halifax Class frigate Vancouver.
   Honest."
   
         
                                  Popeye
           "If one does as God does enough times, one
           will become as God is."  -Dr. Hannibal Lector.

OK.  The guns were really plastic, and the crew had to undergo
"nastiness training" to learn how to be rude.  The jig is up.  We'll
take our war canoe home now.

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Mike from Ottawa

Sorrysorrysorrysorry. We're not sure how we actually got anything up
here that could be called a warship. Our goverment has now changed the
names of all those icky boats to Peaceships. Better fitting since they
don't have anything on them that goes boom anyhow. That would just be
against all Liberal policy (the party and the ideology) .

But just to make sure it doesn't happen again the federal Libs are going
to expand on the billion dollar gun registry and start a 1.5 billion
dollar warship registry and a 1.4 billion dollar "Big guns on ships that
blow sh.t up" registry. This will be followed by the .75 billion dollar
torpedo registry and will end (for now) with the 2.3 billion dollar
"Missile and rockets that really f.ck boats and airplanes up" registry.
All of this will be based in Central Ontari-ari-ario, specifically
Toronto, since they know what's best for everyone else.

Rest assured that the governing Liberal party in Canada will do
everything in it's power to promote world peace by making sure that it's
armed forces have absolutely nothing in their arsenal except kind words
and Tim Horton's coffee.

And we're really sorry that those ships slipped through the cracks. It
won't happen again.

Brian
Edmonton, Alberta