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Never dive with idiots!

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William P.N. Smith - 29 Apr 2004 18:05 GMT
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/29/forgotten.diver.ap/index.html

Didn't notice?  For over two hours?  That one of FOUR divers was
missing?  And then searched for him at the WRONG dive site for three
hours?

"Ocean Adventures Dive Co. owner Steve Ladd said he was trying to
figure out what happened."  That's pretty telling.  What a maroon!

"Always Bring an EPIRB" has got to be important, "Always Dive With
People You Know" is nice, but "Never Dive With The Microcephalic" has
got to be rule zero!

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Larry Anta - 29 Apr 2004 19:11 GMT
> http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/29/forgotten.diver.ap/index.html
>
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> People You Know" is nice, but "Never Dive With The Microcephalic" has
> got to be rule zero!

unfucking-believable

trust no one when diving!
jim frei - 29 Apr 2004 22:10 GMT
> http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/29/forgotten.diver.ap/index.html
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> "Ocean Adventures Dive Co. owner Steve Ladd said he was trying to
> figure out what happened."  That's pretty telling.  What a maroon!

you mean he is a "coconut cookie"?  the spelling you're after is MORON.

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Nitespark - 29 Apr 2004 22:23 GMT
>>http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/29/forgotten.diver.ap/index.html
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> you mean he is a "coconut cookie"?  the spelling you're after is MORON.

Not according to Bugs Bunny.

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Greg Mossman - 30 Apr 2004 03:41 GMT
> >>"Ocean Adventures Dive Co. owner Steve Ladd said he was trying to
> >>figure out what happened."  That's pretty telling.  What a maroon!
> >
> > you mean he is a "coconut cookie"?  the spelling you're after is MORON.
>
> Not according to Bugs Bunny.

Not to mention that "coconut cookies" are macaroons.  Maroon is a color as
well as whatever Bugs says it is.  Bugs always got it right.
jim frei - 30 Apr 2004 18:12 GMT
> > >>"Ocean Adventures Dive Co. owner Steve Ladd said he was trying to
> > >>figure out what happened."  That's pretty telling.  What a maroon!
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> Not to mention that "coconut cookies" are macaroons.  Maroon is a color as
> well as whatever Bugs says it is.  Bugs always got it right.

i thought a macaroon had one black and one white parent.
Lee Bell - 30 Apr 2004 12:22 GMT
> > http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/West/04/29/forgotten.diver.ap/index.html
> >
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> you mean he is a "coconut cookie"?  the spelling you're after is MORON.

Not a Bugs Bunny fan, are you Jim?  I suspect maroon was just what he
intended.

Lee
William P.N. Smith - 30 Apr 2004 14:01 GMT
><William P.N. Smith> wrote in message
>> What a maroon!
>
>you mean he is a "coconut cookie"?  the spelling you're after is MORON.

http://www.barbneal.com/wav/ltunes/Bugs/Bugs34.wav

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