Kimber Hate Jihad Hotline.

 In the interest of saving time, we're considering presenting all the alcohol
slurred slut rants in digest form.

 In consideration of efficiency, please assume you are wrong if chastizing
Barbara for childlike behaviour.

 Future drunken apolectic repetition may be designated with acronyms such as
TPIAA (That Popeye Is An a.shole).

 DIGEST 04/18/04:

#1.  10:55  Mike is wrong.
#2.  11:00  Popeye is a bad man.
#3.  11:03  Kimber, Pops a bad man.
#4.  11:10  Need 3 screen names to obsess at this rate.
#5.  11:26  Allan is wrong, even though she respects him.
#6.  11:35  Who me?  whoosh.
#7.  11:46  Popeye is a bad man.
#8.  11:48  Bob is wrong.
#9.  11:53  Steve is  wrong.
#10.  11:59  I'm innocent.
#11.  12:08  Curtis is wrong.
#12.  12:16  Joe English is wrong.
#13.  12:18  Scott is wrong.
#14.  12:29  Kimber is a bad person.
#15.  12:49  Barb feels threatened.
#16.  1:16  Bob is wrong again, apparently making up headers.
#17.  1:34  Popeye is a bad man.  Obsessive!!
#18.  1:48  Kimber is bad.
#19.  1:51  Dick joke/Envy
#20.  2:09  Pat is wrong.
#21.  2:28  Popeye is obsessive.
#22.  2:34  Kimber is Dougs sock puppet.
#23.  2:40  Barb is unable to research.
#24.  2:55  TPIAA
 4 hour mark.
#25.  3:09  Kimber is a bad girl.
#26.  3:16  Kimber is bad - lies.
#27.  3:20  Popeye drinks.
#28.  3:31  Whoosh.
#29.  3:51  Popeye is a bad man.
#30.  3:59  Popeye lies.

 5:04  Minutes

 Subcategories:

 Those chastizing Barb (who are, of course, wrong):  

#1.  10:55  Mike is wrong.
#5.  11:26  Allan is wrong, even though she respects him.
#8.  11:48  Bob is wrong.
#9.  11:53  Steve is  wrong.
#11.  12:08  Curtis is wrong.
#12.  12:16  Joe English is wrong.
#13.  12:18  Scott is wrong.
#16.  1:16  Bob is wrong again, apparently making up headers.
#20.  2:09  Pat is wrong.

 Those chastizing DougnKimber:

 Popeye is a bad man:  

#2.  11:00  Popeye is a bad man.
#3.  11:03  Kimber, Pops a bad man.
#7.  11:46  Popeye is a bad man.
#17.  1:34  Popeye is a bad man.  Obsessive!!
#21.  2:28  Popeye is obsessive.
#24.  2:55  TPIAA
 4 hour mark.
#27.  3:20  Popeye drinks.
#29.  3:51  Popeye is a bad man.
#30.  3:59  Popeye lies.
5:04  

 Kimber is bad:

#14.  12:29  Kimber is a bad person.
#18.  1:48  Kimber is bad.
#22.  2:34  Kimber is Dougs sock puppet.
 4 hour mark.

 Undoubtably, more to follow
   

                     
                                    Popeye
                      Don't listen to the voices, Barb.
                          Get to the tin foil quick!