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I bought equipment (new diver)!!! (:

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Steve Wilbur - 19 Oct 2003 09:15 GMT
I had been debating myself on the merits of buying equipment to use NOW
while I am in my OW class and to use during my upcoming trip and just
using the rental stuff to save money. Well, I got an e-mail this morning
from my brother telling me he was going to cough up the $5300 he owes me
by the end of the year. That was all the justification I needed to go out
and buy the equipment I wanted (:

I like to support the local guy and all (I had already spend $1100 on the
basics - prescription mask, fins, snorkel, knife, the class, the class
materials, gear bag, etc.), so I got his recommendations and price info
(this is also the shop hosting the OW class I am taking). Then I went home
and looked up prices on the Internet (leisurepro.com seems to be good).
There was a huge difference! The sticker price on the stuff in the store
came to $2413 and the sticker price on the exact same stuff at
leisurepro.com came to $1700 plus about $80 shipping) - call it $1800. So
that's more than $600 to support the local guy. I took my print out order
from the website (I put stuff in my cart but didn't buy) to see what could
be worked out. He came back with $2151.80 - a big discount over the
sticker price, but still $350 more than the "with shipping" price on-line.
The big difference was in the dive computer - he said the one I had was
only $10 over dealer cost and he just couldn't touch it. He offered a
package that had what I wanted, but with a Scuba Pro mini-gauge instead of
the dive computer for $1350. I could get the dive computer on-line, with
shipping, for $580, giving me a total package of $1930 (with the mini
pressure gauge left over if anyone wants to buy it). That's still about
$200 more than the on-line price, but about $200 better than the package
price he originally offered.

All in all, I decided it was worth $200 or so to support the local guy,
buy some good will with the LDS, and ensure I'm not treated like dirt when
I go in there.

So here's what I got:
[store sticker price in brackets]
{Leisurepro.com price in braces}

From Local Dive Shop
==============================================================
SeaQuest Black Diamond BCD (w/Surelock) [$695] {$550}
ScubaPro MK25/S600 Regulator (1st/2nd stage) [$550] {$350}
SeaQuest Air Source (2nd regulator/power inflator) [$250] {$199}
ScubaPro Mini Pressure Gauge [$120] {$65} (note that I don't need this)
Package Price: $1350 [$1615] {$1250}

From LeisurePro.com
==============================================================
Suunto Cobra Computer Console with Compass: $474
Quick Disconnect for Cobra: $64.95
Padded Cover for Console: $11.95
Shipping: $27.16
Total Price: $579.01

On a side note, since my brother is coughing up the money he owes, I
decided to get the underwater photography stuff I wanted:

From Adorama.com
==============================================================
Ikelite housing for Canon G2 camera: $599
Ikelite Substrobe DS-125 package for above: $649
Shipping: $60.60
Total Price: $1310.50

I did a lot of looking around before buying anything - I think I did OK
with this stuff, and I guess it's too late to do anything about it now -
but if anyone has any words of wisdom about any of this equipment, I'd be
happy to hear it.

I've always wanted to go scuba diving in Australia, and I finally decided
to do it. I'm taking the open water class now and certifying in Whitter
(Alaska) on November 8th & 9th. The Australia trip is November 28 -
December 26 and includes three 3 day liveaboards and one 7 day liveaboard,
with about 55 scheduled dives and the advanced course. I wanted to make
the most of the trip, hence the high dollar photo stuff (I already had the
G2 camera) and spending money on gear rather than renting. I hope it's the
right decision! I just hope I end up liking scuba diving and continue to
do it when I get back! (:
Lee Bell - 19 Oct 2003 13:28 GMT
> ==============================================================
> SeaQuest Black Diamond BCD (w/Surelock) [$695] {$550}
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
> but if anyone has any words of wisdom about any of this equipment, I'd be
> happy to hear it.

I've got a few:
1. The time to have asked this was before you decided on what you wanted,
not after.
2. I hope your brother comes through.  With my sister, I believe it when
I've got cash in my hands.

> I've always wanted to go scuba diving in Australia, and I finally decided
> to do it. I'm taking the open water class now and certifying in Whitter
> (Alaska) on November 8th & 9th.

3. There's no thermal protection in your list.  I was under the impression
that the water in Alaska is cold.

> The Australia trip is November 28 -
> December 26 and includes three 3 day liveaboards and one 7 day liveaboard,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> right decision! I just hope I end up liking scuba diving and continue to
> do it when I get back! (:

I hope you like it too.

Here's some more equipment specific comments:
1. There are at least two BCD options I prefer to the one you chose.  My
first choice, and what I use, is a stainless plate and inflatable wing.
It's considerably more streamlined and moves weight to your center of
buoyancy (lungs) rather than to a belt around your waist.  My second choice
would be something like the Dive Rite Trans Pack, an even more minimal (odd
way to say it, hope you understand) choice than the plate and wing.  Both
choices hold a tank in a more stable position than what you chose.
Otherwise, you're choice isn't bad.  I like SeaQuest's BCDs.  I've still got
two of them.
2. For those that chose a jacket style BCD, a combination alternate/inflator
is not a bad choice and, in my opinion, you got the right one.  I've got two
of the older SeaQuest Air Source units and the only problem I ever had with
them was related to the dump valve, not the regulator function.
3. Personally, I don't like air integrated computers.  They put too much
critical information in one place, all dependent on electronics in a marine
environment powered by batteries that have a way of failing when you least
expect them to.  I also don't like the Suunto computer line.  They all have
built in conservatism that exceeds my preferences.  It's not that I dislike
conservative diving, but rather, that I prefer to decide how conservative to
be for myself rather than having a computer do it for me.  For those that
like air integrated computers and don't mind the extra conservative nature
of the Suuntos, they're not a bad choice.  They are generally robust,
reliable and easy to use.  The guage feature is a nice touch appreciated by
technical divers.
4. If you think you don't need the submersible pressure guage, put it up for
sale now.  It's a popular item, by a popular manufacturer and, should sell
reasonably well.
5. Your choice to go into underwater photography so early is likely to
frustrate you.  Underwater photography is quite different from land
photography and takes time to do even acceptably, let alone well.  You
haven't even gotten the diving part of things down pat yet, and are getting
ready to add significant task and equipment loading to the equation.  Be
careful.  Be very careful.  Photographers are well known for paying far too
little attention to their diving and far too much to their pictures.  Not
getting a picture won't kill you.  Making a diving mistake can.

Lee
Dan Bracuk - 19 Oct 2003 13:30 GMT
ultramafic@cluemail.com (Steve Wilbur) entertained us with:
:Quick Disconnect for Cobra: $64.95

Pay attention to those.  I used to use one.  They tend to unscrew.

Dan Bracuk
As Big Ben said to the Leaning Tower of Pisa, I've got the time if you've got the inclination.
The Best of Rec.Scuba
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Airhog - 19 Oct 2003 16:51 GMT
> I did a lot of looking around before buying anything - I think I did OK
> with this stuff, and I guess it's too late to do anything about it now -
> but if anyone has any words of wisdom about any of this equipment, I'd be
> happy to hear it.

Sell it now--unused and you can still get a good fifty percent or more for
it on ebay.  Then go buy some decent gear.

AirHog
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have your nose up under a tail for as long as you want."

Brian Nadwidny - 20 Oct 2003 07:19 GMT
> > I did a lot of looking around before buying anything - I think I did OK
> > with this stuff, and I guess it's too late to do anything about it now -
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Sell it now--unused and you can still get a good fifty percent or more for
> it on ebay.  Then go buy some decent gear.

Sound advice.

Brian
Edmonton, Alberta
www.mossmanscubaventures.com
Greg Mossman - 19 Oct 2003 18:48 GMT
> I've always wanted to go scuba diving in Australia, and I finally decided
> to do it. I'm taking the open water class now and certifying in Whitter
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> right decision! I just hope I end up liking scuba diving and continue to
> do it when I get back! (:

I think you're cutting it a bit close on the timing.  If you don't get
certified on the 8th & 9th which is a definite possibility due to inclement
weather or equipment/diver/instructor malfunction, do you have a contingency
plan?  Best bet is to make sure someone is available to do a referral cert
on your liveaboard - otherwise you'll be spending valuable vacation time
retaking the entire open water class.
Ken Kurtis - 19 Oct 2003 19:25 GMT
Steve,

First of all, welcome to the wonderful world of diving. Know at the outset that
I'm a dive retailer so realize that that might affect some of things I'm going
to say.

First of all, IMHO, you got good stuff. No matter what you buy, especially in a
forum like this, you'll find five people who will tell you you got good things,
five people who will advise you to sell everything immediately, five people who
will tell you you got ripped off, and five people who will question your
manhood.

Despite what some would claim, other than "don't hold your breath while you
ascend," there really aren't any absolutles in diving and one size doesn't fit
all. It's ALL opinion. (And that also, is an opinion.)

This is an expensive adventure sport. And while there's nothing wrong with
trying to get the best price, realize that you may not always be getting what
you think you're getting.

Just so you know, I've actually been to the Leisure Pro store in New York City.
Small store (on the third floor of their building above their camera store) and
the two guys working their seemed quite nice.

But given that Leisure Pro does not buy directly from any mfgs and instead
either gets stores to buy for them or buys stock of stores going out of
business, some of their merchandise is dated.

When I was there (last time was two years ago), I got a good chuckle out of
seeing a display model of an Orca Nitrox Delphi computer marked as "Brand New."
And while I'm sure it had never been used, I was also aware that the compnay
had stopped making that computer perhaps five or six years earlier.

So buyer beware.

A good, and more recent, exmaple is a friend of mine who was interested in
buying an Atomic B1 regulator. Since we're an Atomic dealer, and a fairly large
one at that, he asked me what I could do for him, and made it very clear that
he was primarily motivated by price. The MSRP on that one (at the time) was
$670. We get ours environmentally sealed (which adds about $50) but we quoted
him a price around $575.

He called Leisure Pro and was quoted a price of somewhere around $500 plus
shipping, but theirs was not environmentally sealed. That's the one he went
with. (This all took place this past Februarey.)

Since he did my Tahiti trip two months ago, we disucssed this again. I pointed
out the value of supporting your local store and suggested that whatever the
price difference (1) it's negligible over the lifespan of the regulator, and
(2) you'll make that back in extra favors or service from your LDS over time.

I was also curious to see where his unit had come from. So we took down the
first and second-stage serial numbers and when I got back from the trip, called
Atomic and asked them to track it down for me.

Turns out the unit was originally shipped to the Middle East for distribution
in Israel, though it's still made to American specs. The distributor there (no
longer an Atomic dealer) sold the unit to Leisure Pro. They then sold it to my
buddy.

The kicker to all of this is that my friend bought this "new" B1 from Leisure
Pro this past February, 2003. But the unit had actually been manufactured and
shipped in early 1999.

So what he really got was a 4-year-old regulator, that had been sitting on a
shelf somewhere for that amount of time. Not quite the same "new" when you buy
it from your LDS. Technically, the unit should have been serviced again since
it had gone beyond the 2-year service interval (which would have added to the
cost). My friend said had he known this at the outset, he wouldn't have bought
the reg from Leisure Pro.

There's certainly nothing wrong with the customer trying to save money nor is
there anything wrong with the retailer trying to make a profit. But, especially
when you're dealing with on-line purchasing (and this is NOT meant as a slam
against Leisure Pro), it really is "Buyer Beware" because you may not be
getting exactly what you think you'tre getting, and the time and effort it may
take to rectify the situation could far exceed whatever apparent savings you
realized in the first place.

Ken Kurtis
NAUI INstr. #5936
Co-owner, Reef Seekers Dive Co.
Beverly Hills, CA
Airhog - 19 Oct 2003 21:57 GMT
> There's certainly nothing wrong with the customer trying to save money nor is
> there anything wrong with the retailer trying to make a profit. But, especially
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> take to rectify the situation could far exceed whatever apparent savings you
> realized in the first place.

I cannot wait to slice this up when I get back tonight.

AirHog...

Frothing at the mouth.....
Steve Wilbur - 19 Oct 2003 22:09 GMT
> First of all, IMHO, you got good stuff. No matter what you buy, especially in a
> forum like this, you'll find five people who will tell you you got good things,
> five people who will advise you to sell everything immediately, five people who
> will tell you you got ripped off, and five people who will question your
> manhood.

Hahahahaha. Aint that the truth (:

Thanks for your words of wisdom - much appreciated.

In this case, what I ended up buying from LP is the Cobra console with
compass, quick disconnect, and padded case. I suppose I could get a
computer with outdated software or something, I dunno. At least it
shouldn't have many moving parts to get messed up. On the positive side, a
number of other on-line places had the same thing for $20 more or so - so
hopefully I will not be getting a lemon. (:
Laser - 19 Oct 2003 22:31 GMT
>Steve,
>
[quoted text clipped - 37 lines]
>$670. We get ours environmentally sealed (which adds about $50) but we quoted
>him a price around $575.

Come on Ken the MSRP is not he standard for good pricing. Tellus the
shop mark up. That will tell more of the story.

>He called Leisure Pro and was quoted a price of somewhere around $500 plus
>shipping, but theirs was not environmentally sealed. That's the one he went
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>price difference (1) it's negligible over the lifespan of the regulator, and
>(2) you'll make that back in extra favors or service from your LDS over time.

This is crazy. I bougt several Apeks regs from Diveinn for a fraction
of what the LDS wanted to charge me. I could almost toss the reg and
buy another when it needed servicing and still come out even. And they
are an Apeks dealer, so they are under warranty.

>I was also curious to see where his unit had come from. So we took down the
>first and second-stage serial numbers and when I got back from the trip, called
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>longer an Atomic dealer) sold the unit to Leisure Pro. They then sold it to my
>buddy.

So?

>The kicker to all of this is that my friend bought this "new" B1 from Leisure
>Pro this past February, 2003. But the unit had actually been manufactured and
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>shelf somewhere for that amount of time. Not quite the same "new" when you buy
>it from your LDS.

I'd be interested in running the serial numbers on some of the items
in my LDS's stock
Also, Leaisure Pro and others ARE someone's LDS are they not? They
simply do mail/internet orders as well. Same for Divers Direct, Divers
Supply etc.

Technically, the unit should have been serviced again since
>it had gone beyond the 2-year service interval (which would have added to the
>cost). My friend said had he known this at the outset, he wouldn't have bought
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>against Leisure Pro), it really is "Buyer Beware" because you may not be
>getting exactly what you think you'tre getting,

It's * Buyer Beware * everywhere. Not just internet ordering.

Laser
Lee Bell - 20 Oct 2003 14:19 GMT
> Also, Leaisure Pro and others ARE someone's LDS are they not?

I suppose it depends  on whether you consider Leisure Pro to be a dive shop.
My question, which Ken's post raised, is when  was that regulator last
serviced.  If it was serviced shortly before being sold, good enough.  If
not, then  Ken's right, there's a hidden cost that needs to be considered in
determining where to buy your equipment.

>They simply do mail/internet orders as well. Same for Divers Direct, Divers
> Supply etc.

Divers Direct has at least three stores in my part of Florida.  They're a
real dive shop with a pretty long history of brick and mortar shops.  In
some cases, their inventory deserves a close look too.  They also buy
overstock and from closed shops.

Lee
Karl Denninger - 20 Oct 2003 16:17 GMT
>> Also, Leaisure Pro and others ARE someone's LDS are they not?
>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
>Lee

They occasionally have some AMAZING deals, not just "good" deals.

Right now they have "Dacor" Drysuits, which look suspiciously like the
DiveRite suit less the pockets (which you can of coruse add yourself), for
$400.  No, that's not a misprint.  Its obviously a close-out, as they only
have some sizes available.....

Its rear-entry, but the zip has a velcro cover for protection and the neck
dam, and the material is trilam.  I've got one on the way; if it fits me
(it SHOULD) its an absolutely unbelieveable deal.  The best price I've
found, even online, for these is typically right near $1,000.

My other one, unfortunately, is too big - I lost some weight and it doesn't
fit me right any more. :)  If this fits, then I'm going to be one VERY
happy camper.  If not, then I guess DUI gets a bunch of my money in a
month or two once I can play with theirs for a while in the water at the
upcoming DOG in the Panhandle.

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Lee Bell - 20 Oct 2003 19:25 GMT
> They occasionally have some AMAZING deals, not just "good" deals.
>
> Right now they have "Dacor" Drysuits, which look suspiciously like the
> DiveRite suit less the pockets (which you can of coruse add yourself), for
> $400.  No, that's not a misprint.  Its obviously a close-out, as they only
> have some sizes available.....

I think I'll be stopping buy one of their shops tonight.  Unfortunately,
I'll be the suits are at the Florida City store.  That's the one that most
often has teh closeouts.

> My other one, unfortunately, is too big - I lost some weight and it doesn't
> fit me right any more. :)  If this fits, then I'm going to be one VERY
> happy camper.  If not, then I guess DUI gets a bunch of my money in a
> month or two once I can play with theirs for a while in the water at the
> upcoming DOG in the Panhandle.

You can always move to someplace where the water's not cold enough to
require a drysuit.

Lee
chilly - 20 Oct 2003 19:13 GMT
(snip)>
>  They also buy
> overstock and from closed shops.

For that matter, so do some LDSs.
Laser - 22 Oct 2003 02:24 GMT
>> Also, Leaisure Pro and others ARE someone's LDS are they not?
>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
>Lee

My shop painted their floor where the air fill station in, on a Friday
prior to a holiday weekend. I came by on the Friday with several tanks
and was told that I couldn't get them filled because they painted the
floor.
I now have to drive further because these asswipes are clueless.
Airhog - 20 Oct 2003 00:32 GMT
> First of all, welcome to the wonderful world of diving. Know at the outset that
> I'm a dive retailer so realize that that might affect some of things I'm going
> to say.

No sh.t...are you kidding me? A biased Dive retailer?

> First of all, IMHO, you got good stuff.

Keyboard.

>No matter what you buy, especially in a
> forum like this, you'll find five people who will tell you you got good things,
> five people who will advise you to sell everything immediately, five people who
> will tell you you got ripped off, and five people who will question your
> manhood.

Trust me-if he already bought this load of sh.t he needs his manhood
questioned.  I already advised him to sell all of this sh.t while it is
remotely new--he can get a decent return and afford some decent gear.

> Despite what some would claim, other than "don't hold your breath while you
> ascend," there really aren't any absolutles in diving and one size doesn't fit
> all. It's ALL opinion. (And that also, is an opinion.)

Yep..very few of us actually get a choice of how we want to die.  You are
are in bad shape if you consider do not hold your breath while you ascend to
be the only *absolute* in diving.  There is a nice system, designed and laid
out that even dive shop monkeys can figure out what it is if they get over
tehri own ego, greed a nd heap of bullshit they have implanted in their
faces and those of their customers.

> This is an expensive adventure sport. And while there's nothing wrong with
> trying to get the best price, realize that you may not always be getting what
> you think you're getting.

Vewry,vwery scary huntin' 'dem wabbits--dangerous even....You are right--
you could get shoved over a barrel and have a dick pounded in your a.s by a
dive shop retailer, both figuratively and literally raping you.  Whith any
luck you can even get a reach around.

> Just so you know, I've actually been to the Leisure Pro store in New York City.
> Small store (on the third floor of their building above their camera store) and
> the two guys working their seemed quite nice.

And your point here is what? Your store is bigger? your dick is bigger?
Your fees higher? or *D* -All of the above?  That statement is blatant
f.cking disrespectful and intended to cast LP in a  negative light.

> But given that Leisure Pro does not buy directly from any mfgs and instead
> either gets stores to buy for them or buys stock of stores going out of
> business, some of their merchandise is dated.

So a brand new VX10 out of a box opened in 2001 is going to suck compared to
a brand new VX10 opened today?  Gimme a f.cking break why not just spam your
f.cking store and get it over with.

> When I was there (last time was two years ago), I got a good chuckle out of
> seeing a display model of an Orca Nitrox Delphi computer marked as "Brand New."
> And while I'm sure it had never been used, I was also aware that the compnay
> had stopped making that computer perhaps five or six years earlier.

Hrmmm.I think if I am not mistaken a well known poster her uses that
computer --a hell of a f.cking lot...I seem to have heard him say it never
gave him any issues ...so f.cking what?  What is your f.cking point Ken?

> So buyer beware.

Beware of f.cking a.s raping dive retailers charging you enough to  support
their habits for geaqr you can get much less expensive from better
places....

> A good, and more recent, exmaple is a friend of mine who was interested in
> buying an Atomic B1 regulator. Since we're an Atomic dealer, and a fairly large
> one at that, he asked me what I could do for him, and made it very clear that
> he was primarily motivated by price. The MSRP on that one (at the time) was
> $670. We get ours environmentally sealed (which adds about $50) but we quoted
> him a price around $575.

SO you are a.s slamming even your friends? Imagine what would happen to a
complete stranger walking into your store...--Aren't you the one with the
hat gods of all things aquatic or some horseshit?

> He called Leisure Pro and was quoted a price of somewhere around $500 plus
> shipping, but theirs was not environmentally sealed. That's the one he went
> with. (This all took place this past Februarey.)

He should asked directly for what he wanted and asked them to do
better--they always have.

> Since he did my Tahiti trip two months ago, we disucssed this again. I pointed
> out the value of supporting your local store and suggested that whatever the
> price difference (1) it's negligible over the lifespan of the regulator, and
> (2) you'll make that back in extra favors or service from your LDS over time.

So you a.s slammed for an overpriced dive trip--some friend.  Extra favors
at your shop include reach arounds?

> I was also curious to see where his unit had come from. So we took down the
> first and second-stage serial numbers and when I got back from the trip, called
> Atomic and asked them to track it down for me.

Why did you tear it down? to cast aspersions again agassint the stores that
are finally closing the doorsd to scamming a.s whores like yours?

Inspector f.cking Clouseau.

> Turns out the unit was originally shipped to the Middle East for distribution
> in Israel, though it's still made to American specs. The distributor there (no
> longer an Atomic dealer) sold the unit to Leisure Pro. They then sold it to my
> buddy.

So Atomic makes regs that are desgined to kill anyone who is not American?
Who gives a f.ck?

> The kicker to all of this is that my friend bought this "new" B1 from Leisure
> Pro this past February, 2003. But the unit had actually been manufactured and
> shipped in early 1999.

And I can go buy a bradn new 2000 F-150 for a sweet deal at the Ford
ddealership around the corner--but it was not made this year so I should
not?  Who the f.ck
cares??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

> So what he really got was a 4-year-old regulator, that had been sitting on a
> shelf somewhere for that amount of time. Not quite the same "new" when you buy
> it from your LDS. Technically, the unit should have been serviced again since
> it had gone beyond the 2-year service interval (which would have added to the
> cost). My friend said had he known this at the outset, he wouldn't have bought
> the reg from Leisure Pro.

Tell your freidn for me --he is a f.cking gullible idiot.

> There's certainly nothing wrong with the customer trying to save money nor is
> there anything wrong with the retailer trying to make a profit. But, especially
> when you're dealing with on-line purchasing (and this is NOT meant as a slam
> against Leisure Pro),

f.cking Liar.

> it really is "Buyer Beware" because you may not be
> getting exactly what you think you'tre getting, and the time and effort it may
> take to rectify the situation could far exceed whatever apparent savings you
> realized in the first place.

Bullshit. Next.

> Ken Kurtis
> NAUI INstr. #5936
> Co-owner, Reef Seekers Dive Co.
> Beverly Hills, CA

Spammer.
Laser - 20 Oct 2003 02:06 GMT
I thought I was a touch more subtle. :)

Laser
Airhog - 20 Oct 2003 03:35 GMT
> I thought I was a touch more subtle. :)

Well, sometimes I am little high strung....

:-)

AirHog
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followed with him."

Kimber - 20 Oct 2003 03:46 GMT
> > I thought I was a touch more subtle. :)
>
> Well, sometimes I am little high strung....

Excitable boy that you are!  (-:

Kimber
Airhog - 20 Oct 2003 00:32 GMT
> Steve,

I have to run out again--but I will be back--I am not done yet---I have
more--killfile me now
Sven - 20 Oct 2003 02:47 GMT
> I have to run out again--but I will be back--I am not done yet---I have
> more--killfile me now

Done.
Airhog - 20 Oct 2003 03:35 GMT
> Done.

Actually I doubt it...but looking at your headers...you probably need
someone to show you how.

AirHog
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Alan Street - 20 Oct 2003 03:49 GMT
>> Done.
>
>Actually I doubt it...but looking at your headers...you probably need
>someone to show you how.

Subtle
Drew A. Dunn - 20 Oct 2003 01:33 GMT
> and five people who will question your manhood.

Only five?  Have things quieted down while I was gone?

Drew
chilly - 20 Oct 2003 07:44 GMT
(snip)> I did a lot of looking around before buying anything - I think I did
OK
> with this stuff, and I guess it's too late to do anything about it now -
> but if anyone has any words of wisdom about any of this equipment, I'd be
> happy to hear it.

You've purchased it and there's nothing terribly wrong with any of it.
Don't worry about these backplate boys.  My words of 'wisdom' to you, are go
learn your equipment and how it functions.  Spend a bunch of time in the
pool becoming familiar with it.  Wear it around the house a little bit too.
Then go and dive.  Don't ever exceed your training.

After you've become a better more comfortable diver, you may decide that you
want to start changing your gear.  Worry about it then.

> I've always wanted to go scuba diving in Australia, and I finally decided
> to do it. I'm taking the open water class now and certifying in Whitter
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> right decision! I just hope I end up liking scuba diving and continue to
> do it when I get back! (:

I hope it was the right decision for you too.  It is unusual to purchase the
full kit before you certify.

Forget the camera, for now.  Learn how to dive first.  Get your buoyancy
taken care of first.
Steve Wilbur - 20 Oct 2003 08:57 GMT
> After you've become a better more comfortable diver, you may decide that you
> want to start changing your gear.  Worry about it then.

Change it for what?
Jammer Six - 20 Oct 2003 09:27 GMT
> > After you've become a better more comfortable diver, you may decide that you
> > want to start changing your gear.  Worry about it then.
>
> Change it for what?

Better gear. Safer gear.

Backplate and wings, (not to be confused with the Trashpac, which is
dangerous) and a balanced rig.

It's a good idea to buy the right gear first. It's cheaper that way,
but there's a lot of people here who think you need to pay your dues,
just like they did, and buy crap, sell it, and buy good gear.

I have some crap that I replaced, would you like to buy it?

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rnf2 - 20 Oct 2003 09:37 GMT
Whats the crap?

rhys

> ? In article <ovLkb.133467$pl3.106487@pd7tw3no>, "chilly"
> ? <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote:
> ? > After you've become a better more comfortable diver, you may decide
that you
> ? > want to start changing your gear.  Worry about it then.
> ?
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> "We're going to rush the hijackers."
>      -Jeremy Glick, aboard United Airlines flight 93, September 11, 2001
Steve Wilbur - 20 Oct 2003 10:17 GMT
> Better gear. Safer gear.

That doesn't really tell me anything.

> Backplate and wings

neither does that.

But thanks anyway.
Jammer Six - 20 Oct 2003 18:45 GMT
> > Better gear. Safer gear.
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> neither does that.

Sure it does. "Learning 101". Look it up.

Remember that no one here cares what you do.

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Steve Wilbur - 20 Oct 2003 23:00 GMT
> Sure it does. "Learning 101". Look it up.
> Remember that no one here cares what you do.

Great - thanks for your incredibly useful feedback and witty commentary.
I'll be sure to use it appropriately in my decision-making process.

cheers!
 -sw
Kimber - 20 Oct 2003 23:31 GMT
> > Sure it does. "Learning 101". Look it up.
> > Remember that no one here cares what you do.
>
> Great - thanks for your incredibly useful feedback and witty commentary.
> I'll be sure to use it appropriately in my decision-making process.

Try this link -- read -- and maybe you will understand.

http://groups.google.com/groups?q=jammer+learning+101&hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-
8&selm=8bbijq%24n5o%240%40216.39.131.92&rnum=1


If that doesn't wrap try --

http://tinyurl.com/rnul

Kimber
Jammer Six - 21 Oct 2003 01:24 GMT
> I'll be sure to use it appropriately in my decision-making process.

We know.

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TonyP - 22 Oct 2003 03:33 GMT
> € In article <ovLkb.133467$pl3.106487@pd7tw3no>, "chilly"
> € <slarson@shaw.canada> wrote:
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> Backplate and wings, (not to be confused with the Trashpac, which is
> dangerous) and a balanced rig.

No evidence of the DiveRite Transpac being dangerous other than a
dangerous diver using it. It can be as "balanced" as anything else out
there.

> It's a good idea to buy the right gear first. It's cheaper that way,
> but there's a lot of people here who think you need to pay your dues,
> just like they did, and buy crap, sell it, and buy good gear.

Agreed. If you plan on diving, buy the right gear the first time. It
will last you forever. Most dive shops don't seem to want to sell you
that. They are in the business of selling goods and making money.
Nothing wrong with that, except you get that feeling you have been "had"
when you finally realize that you want to buy "better" gear.

> I have some crap that I replaced, would you like to buy it?

I still have my old SeaQuest Infinity BCD that's over 10 years old.
Still works great. And.... it ain't crap.
Drew A. Dunn - 22 Oct 2003 03:42 GMT
> No evidence of the DiveRite Transpac being dangerous other than a
> dangerous diver using it.

You sample set it too small.

It took me a while but I found some people that have had problems
with it.  And no, they weren't unsafe individuals.
TonyP - 23 Oct 2003 04:38 GMT
>>No evidence of the DiveRite Transpac being dangerous other than a
>>dangerous diver using it.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> It took me a while but I found some people that have had problems
> with it.  And no, they weren't unsafe individuals.

You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
existence. I know of someone that dives it and loves it. I tease him by
calling it the "trashpac", but he just laughs and goes off diving.
Jammer Six - 23 Oct 2003 05:41 GMT
> You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
> existence.

With one glaring exception.

You have no experience with that, so I'm sure that in your world, it's
true.

Just don't expect those of us with a larger world to agree.

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chilly - 23 Oct 2003 08:37 GMT
> ? You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
> ? existence.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Just don't expect those of us with a larger world to agree.

And just what is it about the larger world that you know so much about?
Jammer Six - 23 Oct 2003 11:45 GMT
> > You have no experience with that, so I'm sure that in your world, it's
> > true.
> >
> > Just don't expect those of us with a larger world to agree.
>
> And just what is it about the larger world that you know so much about?

uhm...

Sorry, sugar, can't parse your question.

What is what about the larger world, etc.?

We might get along after all. Mauser was just a puppy, but was showing
definite signs of being one hell of a dog. I like all dogs better than
most people, and people who like dogs get an extra five points with me.

Which, in some cases, brings them all the way up to "ignore", or even
"tolerable while at sea on a live aboard."

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Airhog - 23 Oct 2003 15:19 GMT
>I like all dogs better than
> most people, and people who like dogs get an extra five points with me.

Preach on your lordship, preach on,,,

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Jammer Six - 23 Oct 2003 22:08 GMT
> Preach on your lordship, preach on,,,

"Lordship"?

Are We going to have to smite your silly a.s again?

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Airhog - 23 Oct 2003 22:16 GMT
> Are We going to have to smite your silly a.s again?

You are doing something to my a.s...not sure if it is smiting it or not...

AirHog
rnf2 - 23 Oct 2003 23:11 GMT
> >I like all dogs better than
> > most people, and people who like dogs get an extra five points with me.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> ------
> "Tell them I am coming and hell';s coming with me."

Preaching to the perverted eh?

rhys
TonyP - 24 Oct 2003 00:43 GMT
>>? You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
>>? existence.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>
> And just what is it about the larger world that you know so much about?

Besides his mouth, it looks like his gut is pretty wide too...
http://www.huntzinger.com/dive/strokes/terry_jammer.jpg
Jammer Six - 24 Oct 2003 01:47 GMT
> Besides his mouth, it looks like his gut is pretty wide too...

We know you're new, p.

Let us know when you're caught up.

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TonyP - 25 Oct 2003 05:20 GMT
> € Besides his mouth, it looks like his gut is pretty wide too...
>
> We know you're new, p.
>
> Let us know when you're caught up.

Never.... 6'3" 195 lbs. No spare tire (or goodyear blimp) around this
middle.
TonyP - 24 Oct 2003 00:42 GMT
> € You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
> € existence.
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Just don't expect those of us with a larger world to agree.

I guess you figured out how not to nail your foot to the roof using a
nailgun then......
we are amused.... very
Jammer Six - 24 Oct 2003 01:46 GMT
> > > You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
> > > existence.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> nailgun then......
> we are amused.... very

That was fun.

Have you figured out the answer, yet?

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TonyP - 25 Oct 2003 05:19 GMT
> € > € You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
> € > € existence.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Have you figured out the answer, yet?

Yes, don't nail your foot to the roof with a nailgun. But I guess you
already figured that out.
There might be hope for you yet.
Jammer Six - 25 Oct 2003 19:16 GMT
> > Have you figured out the answer, yet?
>
> Yes, don't nail your foot to the roof with a nailgun. But I guess you
> already figured that out.
> There might be hope for you yet.

whoosh...

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TonyP - 26 Oct 2003 03:08 GMT
> € > Have you figured out the answer, yet?
> €
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> whoosh...

Yes, we know. It went right by you.
Jammer Six - 26 Oct 2003 07:00 GMT
> > > > Have you figured out the answer, yet?
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Yes, we know. It went right by you.

Yup, that's what we thought.

Thanks for playing.

Next case.

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TonyP - 27 Oct 2003 03:17 GMT
> € > € > Have you figured out the answer, yet?
> € > €
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Thanks for playing.

Yes, thanks for being played.
We were amused briefly.
Drew A. Dunn - 23 Oct 2003 14:40 GMT
> >>No evidence of the DiveRite Transpac being dangerous other than a
> >>dangerous diver using it.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> You will find people that have problems with just about anything in
> existence.

True but trite.

Look at the people who have had problems with it.  Look at the types
of problems they've had.  Look at the design.  Do so without prejudice
or predetermined conclusions.

> I know of someone that dives it and loves it.

Your conclusions are based on -one- person you know?  I hope you're
not serious.

Drew
Airhog - 23 Oct 2003 15:21 GMT
> Your conclusions are based on -one- person you know?  I hope you're
> not serious.

I dove one briefly..I was shwon the iight by divine intervention,

AirHog
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Jammer Six - 22 Oct 2003 03:59 GMT
> No evidence of the DiveRite Transpac being dangerous other than a
> dangerous diver using it. It can be as "balanced" as anything else out
> there.

Stoke alert.

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TonyP - 23 Oct 2003 04:31 GMT
> € No evidence of the DiveRite Transpac being dangerous other than a
> € dangerous diver using it. It can be as "balanced" as anything else out
> € there.
>
> Stoke alert.

Yes, Stroke here....
Lee Bell - 23 Oct 2003 04:51 GMT
Jammer Six wrote:

> > Stoke alert.

> Yes, Stroke here....

Pay no attention to Jammer.  He only knows one way to do anything and when
his one way dosn't work, he takes it out on others.  Ask him about his foot
and the nailgun.

Lee
TonyP - 24 Oct 2003 00:39 GMT
> Jammer Six wrote:
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> his one way dosn't work, he takes it out on others.  Ask him about his foot
> and the nailgun.

Yes, I fondly remember the nailgun incident. It brought a lot of laughs
for me until I saw this.....
http://www.huntzinger.com/dive/strokes/terry_jammer.jpg
then I realized how he could do it.
Grumman-581 - 25 Oct 2003 18:40 GMT
> Pay no attention to Jammer.  He only knows one way to
> do anything and when his one way dosn't work, he takes
> it out on others.  Ask him about his foot and the nailgun.

Well, most of us would just get boots with more slip resistant soles on them
instead of nailing one's foot to the rafters to keep from slipping off of a
roof...
Jammer Six - 25 Oct 2003 19:17 GMT
> Well, most of us would just get boots with more slip resistant soles on them
> instead of nailing one's foot to the rafters to keep from slipping off of a
> roof...

Actually, most of you just hire one of us.

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Grumman-581 - 25 Oct 2003 19:54 GMT
> Actually, most of you just hire one of us.

You're probably right on that, although I've had my share of experiences
while up on the rafters building barns, sheds, and the like or when roofing
houses (all in my younger days)... I remember one particulary funny one (at
least now) where I was on top of a 2-story house carrying two bundles of
shingles up the extension ladder... Just as I was stepping off of the
ladder, the ladder buckled... I dropped the shingles and tried to grab ahold
of something to keep from falling... Turns out that "something" was the rain
gutter... Turns out that the metal rain gutters from the houses of that era
were rather sharp... Once it had cut down to the bone in my left hand, I let
go... Turns out that there was a large holly hedge along that wall of the
house... Turns out that I landed head first through the holly and my head
stopped about 6" from the ground... Turns out that I was rather stuck there
in the holly stickers until someone responded to my calls for help... Turns
out that they laughed their a.ses off upon seeing me upside down with my
feet and legs sticking out of the top of the holly hedge... Once they quit
laughing, they lifted me up by my feet and pulled me out of the hedge...
Still got the scars on my left hand from that one...
TonyP - 26 Oct 2003 03:09 GMT
> € Well, most of us would just get boots with more slip resistant soles on them
> € instead of nailing one's foot to the rafters to keep from slipping off of a
> € roof...
>
> Actually, most of you just hire one of us.

Nah, wouldn't want you nailed to my roof. You would scare the neighbor's
children...
Jammer Six - 23 Oct 2003 05:39 GMT
> Yes, Stroke here....

We know.

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chilly - 20 Oct 2003 19:07 GMT
> > After you've become a better more comfortable diver, you may decide that you
> > want to start changing your gear.  Worry about it then.
>
> Change it for what?

Like I said, you *may* want to start changing your gear.  You may not.

If you dive often enough, and hang around here long enough, you'll probably
start looking at a backplate and wings.

All I'm saying, is that for now, enjoy your new gear.  There's nothing wrong
with it.  It will be fine, you will hopefully enjoy your new diving
experiences and continue along becoming a much better and more experienced
diver.  As you become a more experienced diver, you may want to start
replacing some of your gear.  When and if that happens, you will already
know what you want to replace and with what.
Dan Bracuk - 20 Oct 2003 23:14 GMT
"chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> entertained us with:
:You've purchased it and there's nothing terribly wrong with any of it.
:Don't worry about these backplate boys.  My words of 'wisdom' to you, are go
:learn your equipment and how it functions.  Spend a bunch of time in the
:pool becoming familiar with it.  Wear it around the house a little bit too.
:Then go and dive.  Don't ever exceed your training.

Wear it around the house?

Dan Bracuk
As Big Ben said to the Leaning Tower of Pisa, I've got the time if you've got the inclination.
The Best of Rec.Scuba
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chilly - 20 Oct 2003 23:17 GMT
> "chilly" <slarson@shaw.canada> entertained us with:
> :You've purchased it and there's nothing terribly wrong with any of it.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Wear it around the house?

:^), the BC. Get used to the quick releases, etc.
Airhog - 20 Oct 2003 23:35 GMT
> Wear it around the house?

When I first got my doubles I geared them up on my backplate and walked the
equivilent of a block in them.  Then I made sure I could swim them up from
the bottom of aswimming pool.

If I still had my motorcycle, I would have ridden around witht them
on...Fins and all.  Naked.

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Jammer Six - 21 Oct 2003 01:32 GMT
> If I still had my motorcycle, I would have ridden around witht them
> on...Fins and all.  Naked.

I believe I'd pay to see that.

Not much, and you have to pick up your own bail, but that would
definitely be worth money.

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Kimber - 21 Oct 2003 02:10 GMT
> ? If I still had my motorcycle, I would have ridden around witht them
> ? on...Fins and all.  Naked.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Not much, and you have to pick up your own bail, but that would
> definitely be worth money.

Well --  the lady in Washington is still trying to get us to move up there.
So -- ya never know --  it *could* happen!  (-:

Just how much are you willing to pay?

Kimber
Dan Bracuk - 21 Oct 2003 03:20 GMT
"Kimber" <kimber@tekdivegirl.com> entertained us with:
:Well --  the lady in Washington is still trying to get us to move up there.

What sort of obstacles is she encountering?

Dan Bracuk
As Big Ben said to the Leaning Tower of Pisa, I've got the time if you've got the inclination.
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Airhog - 21 Oct 2003 03:33 GMT
> What sort of obstacles is she encountering?

It is all about the cash...and the logistics and the other offers for Kimber
here...I am out of work, my center closed 10/1 and now people are throing
themselves at Kimber with offer after offer.

Kimber just received an email from one perspective employer asking if I
would be itnerested in going into business with her husband starting a
landscaping(big type -real-landscaping, not yard cutting)  he is the Sheriff
of the county...I am not sure about all of that....

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Dan Bracuk - 21 Oct 2003 03:40 GMT
"Airhog" <mick@youwishyouknew.net> entertained us with:
:It is all about the cash...and the logistics and the other offers for Kimber
:here...I am out of work, my center closed 10/1 and now people are throing
:themselves at Kimber with offer after offer.

Could be worse.  Could be out of work with no offers.

Dan Bracuk
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Airhog - 21 Oct 2003 03:45 GMT
> Could be worse.  Could be out of work with no offers.

Yeah--but with my skill set versus hers-- salary ranges, pay scales,
etc...my work pays over twice what hers does.....

ie, we could live on my normal salary...

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Jammer Six - 21 Oct 2003 04:24 GMT
> Yeah--but with my skill set versus hers-- salary ranges, pay scales,
> etc...my work pays over twice what hers does.....
>
> ie, we could live on my normal salary...

Man, did you f.ck that analysis up.

Hog, pay attention.

If she has a job, and you don't, it doesn't matter how much you're not
making.

Just when you think he's going to get somewhere, you see him racing
down the street on a motorcycle, wearing nothing but his doubles and
fins, screaming about his Old Lady's job offers, with three county cars
and a state trooper in hot pursuit...

[shudder]

Now I'm going to have that lovely image in my mind all night.

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Airhog - 21 Oct 2003 05:13 GMT
> Man, did you f.ck that analysis up.
> Hog, pay attention.
> If she has a job, and you don't, it doesn't matter how much you're not
> making.

Yeah it does--I still have responsibilities--Hog Jr. and my pride.

> Just when you think he's going to get somewhere, you see him racing
> down the street on a motorcycle, wearing nothing but his doubles and
> fins, screaming about his Old Lady's job offers, with three county cars
> and a state trooper in hot pursuit...
>
> [shudder]

$d00d I could have half of Bill Gates money and still make that run...just
for the hell of it--and I am one hundred percent alcohol and illict drug
free...I am just high on life.

> Now I'm going to have that lovely image in my mind all night.

It could be worse--have you seen the image of Popeye fishing on the beach?

AirHog
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Dave Oatley - 03 Nov 2003 14:59 GMT
> ... high on life ...

The Eschalot warns that one may get you in trouble, too!

http://www.TheEschalot.com/investigated-high-on-life.html

;-)
Kimber - 23 Oct 2003 04:43 GMT
"Dan Bracuk" <bracuk@pathcom.com> wrote in message

> :Well --  the lady in Washington is still trying to get us to move up there.
>
> What sort of obstacles is she encountering?

The biggest has to do with finances and logistics.  It isn't cheap moving
across the country with a family.

Kimber
Jammer Six - 23 Oct 2003 05:42 GMT
> The biggest has to do with finances and logistics.  It isn't cheap moving
> across the country with a family.

Great.

Leave the family behind.

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Kimber - 23 Oct 2003 12:15 GMT
> ? The biggest has to do with finances and logistics.  It isn't cheap
moving
> ? across the country with a family.
>
> Great.
>
> Leave the family behind.

If the job was offered to Hog, he would probably grab it and run just to get
closer to you.  I am surprised he hasn't begged for an autographed life size
pic for above our bed.

Kimber
Jammer Six - 23 Oct 2003 14:18 GMT
> If the job was offered to Hog, he would probably grab it and run just to get
> closer to you.  I am surprised he hasn't begged for an autographed life size
> pic for above our bed.

Gods like to be worshiped.

Keep it clean, though. We're not catholic.

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Airhog - 23 Oct 2003 15:30 GMT
> ? If the job was offered to Hog, he would probably grab it and run just to
get
> ? closer to you.  I am surprised he hasn't begged for an autographed life
size
> ? pic for above our bed.

I do have my new desk top pic of  HRH firing weapons.that I replaced
Popeye;s are a.s shot of his a.s with,,,,

> Gods like to be worshiped.
>
> Keep it clean, though. We're not catholic.
Kimber - 24 Oct 2003 02:22 GMT
> ? If the job was offered to Hog, he would probably grab it and run just to
get
> ? closer to you.  I am surprised he hasn't begged for an autographed life
size
> ? pic for above our bed.
>
> Gods like to be worshiped.
>
> Keep it clean, though. We're not catholic.

Heh..

Kimber
Airhog - 23 Oct 2003 15:22 GMT
> Great.
>
> Leave the family behind.

Me or the ankle biters

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Kimber - 24 Oct 2003 02:02 GMT
> ? The biggest has to do with finances and logistics.  It isn't cheap
moving
> ? across the country with a family.
>
> Great.
>
> Leave the family behind.

I couldn't do that.  I love my Hog and my kids!

The latest news is the lady is talking about driving here with the horse
trailers (empty and cleaned out of course) to bring us and our stuff to WA.

Kimber
Jammer Six - 21 Oct 2003 04:20 GMT
> Just how much are you willing to pay?

Have you got change for a buck?

Otherwise, I have to root around in my change can, and I think I
already picked all the quarters and dimes out of it, so you'd have to
take nickels.

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Airhog - 21 Oct 2003 05:10 GMT
> Otherwise, I have to root around in my change can, and I think I
> already picked all the quarters and dimes out of it, so you'd have to
> take nickels.

I quit turning nickel tricks when Spencers mother quit blowing sailors for
whiskey sours.....

AirHog
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Jammer Six - 21 Oct 2003 06:17 GMT
> > Otherwise, I have to root around in my change can, and I think I
> > already picked all the quarters and dimes out of it, so you'd have to
> > take nickels.
>
> I quit turning nickel tricks when Spencers mother quit blowing sailors for
> whiskey sours.....

Oh, I'll give more than a nickel. I'll give a few nickels.

I'll give dimes if we get good footage of it.

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Airhog - 21 Oct 2003 06:33 GMT
> Oh, I'll give more than a nickel. I'll give a few nickels.
>
> I'll give dimes if we get good footage of it.

Your are going to receive a jpeg one day you really do not want to see....

AirHog
--
Popcorn, somebody make the popcorn...
rnf2 - 21 Oct 2003 08:19 GMT
Don't be too sure, do you really know how perverted jammie is? might even
like the pic...
lol

rhys

> > Oh, I'll give more than a nickel. I'll give a few nickels.
> >
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> --
> Popcorn, somebody make the popcorn...
Kimber - 22 Oct 2003 04:35 GMT
> ? Just how much are you willing to pay?
>
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> already picked all the quarters and dimes out of it, so you'd have to
> take nickels.

Damn --  that isn't going to go very far in the "get to Washington" fund.
At that rate we are never going to make it there.... or is that your plan
all along?

Kimber
Airhog - 22 Oct 2003 04:43 GMT
> Damn --  that isn't going to go very far in the "get to Washington" fund.
> At that rate we are never going to make it there.... or is that your plan
> all along?

Just wait--when we do I will bring the TOTDB a dozen roses and him a new
shoe, where his other one has a hole in it.

AirHog
Jammer Six - 22 Oct 2003 06:23 GMT
> Just wait--when we do I will bring the TOTDB a dozen roses and him a new
> shoe, where his other one has a hole in it.

No wonder you're unemployed.

No one wears shoes on my sites.

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Airhog - 22 Oct 2003 06:45 GMT
> No wonder you're unemployed.
>
> No one wears shoes on my sites.

Dammit--I knew you would do this...Alright...boots dammit. er...Boot.

I am looking for gainful employment...right now Kimber is feeding me.

Lady in Bellingham is wanting us badly to come up and work, even offered to
come pick us up and drive us and our belongings...I told her we could stay
at your place.  Kimber snores.  I cuddle.

AirHog
Jammer Six - 22 Oct 2003 09:10 GMT
> I am looking for gainful employment...right now Kimber is feeding me.

And what,  you think I'd be interested in hiring a psychotic bitch with
fin, tank and motorcycle issues?

> Lady in Bellingham is wanting us badly to come up and work, even offered to
> come pick us up and drive us and our belongings...I told her we could stay
> at your place.  Kimber snores.  I cuddle.

Why don't you just go ahead and tell her I'll pick up your salary, too?

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Airhog - 22 Oct 2003 19:53 GMT
> And what,  you think I'd be interested in hiring a psychotic bitch with
> fin, tank and motorcycle issues?

They are not "issues" they are fetishes....

> Why don't you just go ahead and tell her I'll pick up your salary, too?

Nah I work for sex too.....

AirHog
Jammer Six - 22 Oct 2003 21:58 GMT
> > Why don't you just go ahead and tell her I'll pick up your salary, too?
>
> Nah I work for sex too.....

Well, don't tell her that. Tell her I'll get your salary, but don't
f.cking tell her I'll sleep with your silly a.s.

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Airhog - 22 Oct 2003 22:24 GMT
> Well, don't tell her that. Tell her I'll get your salary, but don't
> f.cking tell her I'll sleep with your silly a.s.

Did I mention I can lick my eyebrows?

AirHog
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Jammer Six - 22 Oct 2003 23:18 GMT
> Did I mention I can lick my eyebrows?